Chapter 16 Hello Everyone, I Am President Chen (Part 1)

In the gorgeously decorated auditorium, as the president of Peking University finished speaking, the reporters present were all in high spirits, keenly capturing the atmosphere of "big news."

As media personnel qualified to attend the Global Summit, they are fully aware of all projects and processes throughout the conference.

Including the content of the meeting, the mid-course program, the list of speakers, and even the number of dishes on the dining table.

They knew nothing about the "important matter" mentioned by the president of Beijing University.

In the eyes of professional political reporters, unplanned means unexpected!

Breaking means super news...

The next development of the situation was just as the reporters expected.

As soon as the president of Beijing University opened his mouth, the whole audience was instantly shocked!

"Starting from tomorrow." He stood up slowly, holding a microphone and speaking in a calm tone: "Beijing University has officially merged with Tsinghua University."

"..."

After the words fell, the lingering sound lingered around the pillars for a long time.

In the huge auditorium, you could hear a needle drop, but there was no sound.

It wasn't until more than ten seconds later that the sound of reporters taking pictures could be heard, and the entire venue seemed to come alive.

There was a lot of discussion, like water boiling.

"Principal." The old director sitting next to the principal on the rostrum had a stiff face and suppressed his anger: "The merger of the two schools is such a big thing. Why don't I, the dean, know about it?"

"This is a decision made by the president's office and does not need to go through the Office of Education." The president of Peking University turned his head and looked at the old director with an expressionless face.

"You don't need to go through my human resources department?" The old woman at level 8 stood up and narrowed her eyes slightly.

"Yes." The principal nodded.

"That's strange." Another level 8 warrior held his chin in thought: "I'm affiliated with the principal's office, and I didn't know about it. Who fired me from the position of vice principal?"

"Don't think too much."

The president of Peking University turned off the microphone switch and sat down: "Humanity is in danger now.

The idea of ​​​​merging the two schools has been around for a long time. No matter what kind of merger it is, the pros definitely outweigh the cons. But everyone understands that wherever there are people, there is struggle. The merger of the world's top universities will surely touch many vested interests. Therefore, for the sake of efficiency and smoothness, I did not mention it to anyone. "

"So..." The old director's unkind eyes glanced at the president of Beijing University and the president of Tsinghua University: "Only you two knew about such a big thing from beginning to end?"

"Fuck!" The president of Tsinghua University's face turned the color of pig liver: "I don't know from the beginning to the end!"

"Yes." The principal of Beijing University nodded: "He doesn't know either."

Old director: "?"

Everyone: "???"

"From beginning to end." The president of Beijing University patted his chest and looked quite proud: "I am the only one who knows."

Level 8 old woman: "...the two schools...are merging, and the other school doesn't know about it?"

"Yes." The principal continued to nod: "Because the merger of the two schools will naturally damage the interests of the president of Tsinghua University, so I didn't tell him."

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu, who knows lip reading: "..."

"Now, this matter has been spoken out. In public, with the global martial arts community paying attention, no matter how strong the opposition is, the merger cannot be stopped." The president of Beijing University straightened the collar of his suit and said with cold eyes: "After all, , now the person in power in the martial arts world is still me.”

That's it.

The old director's eyes slowly changed when he looked at the president of Beijing University. There is no doubt that a person like this who "kills decisively, destroys and then establishes" will sooner or later become a hero-level figure in troubled times...

Similarly, the way the president of Tsinghua University looked at the president of Peking University on the other side also changed. There is no doubt that such people who "do whatever they want and do evil" will sooner or later be the ones who light the lanterns in the sky in troubled times...

"Then the merger will first face the first problem." The principal of Tsinghua University, who tried his best to suppress his anger, whispered: "What will the name of the merged school be?"

"Don't worry, I have already considered this." The president of Beijing University held out two fingers: "Two schools each take two words and merge them into one. It's fair and just."

Hearing this, the president of Tsinghua University softened slightly: "How to get it."

"I, Jingcheng University, use the word 'Jingcheng'. Your Tsinghua University, use the word 'university'. Together they become - Jingcheng University."

"...Okay!" The rostrum was silent for a while, and the old director spoke first: "This is a nice name."

"Yes, I have no objection."

"Our principal has always only pretended to be three things: fairness, fairness, and fucking fairness."

"There is a saying. The more you hear the name 'Jingcheng University', the more familiar it becomes. It sounds good."

“It sounds good +1…”

"Sounds good? It sounds like a ****!" The president of Tsinghua University could no longer suppress his rising anger, slammed the table and roared: "You are treating me like a fool?!"

"Look." The president of Beijing University showed his hands to the old director: "The merger of the two universities will inevitably have a sharp conflict of interest. If it were disclosed to you in advance, this matter would definitely not be possible."

The old director was noncommittal.

The other professors at Peking University deeply agree.

"If you can't do it, you can't do it!" Ignoring the surprised and horrified looks from the media and many guests in the audience, the president of Tsinghua University burst out with level 8 energy and his eyes were like wolves: "If you don't say anything else, you can't pass me just by looking at your name! This is not a merger! This is a naked annexation! If I agree, everyone from the martyrs of the school to the professors and students will poke my back!"

"If you don't agree, I will expel you." The president of Beijing University said expressionlessly: "In the entire martial arts world, I am now the biggest."

"...Then I have no objection." The president of Tsinghua University gathered his strength, changed his face at the speed of sound, and shook hands with the president of Peking University in a friendly way: "I wish the merger of the two universities goes smoothly."

"Thank you. Let's work together in the future."

"work hard……"

Off stage.

Chen Yu, who was sitting in the first row, watched the whole process and said that his eyes were opened.

The "tit-for-tat" posture between the two just now made him think that a fight was about to start on the podium.

To this end, he also bought a camera, and as soon as the two sides started fighting, he recorded the "historic" scene and posted it online.

Because those cowardly reporters would definitely not dare to post...

"Hello, classmate." At this time, a courtesy lady came timidly with two security guards, and said cautiously: "The meeting... Cell phone filming is not allowed in the venue."

After coming back to his senses, Chen Yu looked at the telephoto camera in his hand and wondered: "This is a camera."

"Photo... cameras are even worse."

"Then how can they take pictures?" Chen Yu pointed back.

"They are reporters, so they can film."

“Is the reporter awesome or am I awesome?”

"You...you..." Miss etiquette trembled: "You...you are awesome..."

"Then they can shoot, why can't I?" Chen Yu frowned.

"The rules...the rules are like this." The young lady and the two security guards behind her were about to cry: "Except for reporters, no one is allowed to take pictures."

"Chen Yu." The old director on the rostrum noticed the situation in the audience and immediately scolded: "Where did you get the camera?"

"The little brother next to me gave it to me." Chen Yu pointed to the photographer in the aisle on the left.

Photographer with empty hands: "...Nisuchi."

"Give it back, no pictures allowed."

"Okay." He smacked his lips regretfully, and Chen Yu handed the camera to the reporter: "The set of photos of the short-haired girl in the 18X folder is quite nice. Send it to me later. A good man will have a safe life."

The photographer buried his head: "...Hey."

Chen Yu: "Hehehehehe..."

Photographer: "..."

After a brief interlude.

The host sitting on the far left side of the podium wiped the cold sweat on his face and quickly announced: "The first item of the 62nd Global Security Summit is over. The meeting is suspended. Please go to the banquet hall for dinner. Two hours later, Continue with the second item of the summit..."

The voice fell.

Everyone in the audience stood up and left the table.

Reporters are eager to contact the upper management and prepare to publish press releases.

Although the representatives from various countries and the big guys in the martial arts world were also shocked by the merger of Tsinghua University and Beijing University, they still wanted to go to the toilet first.

Only Chen Yu was unhurried, unhurried and unhurried. He stood up, straightened his slightly messy suit, and walked leisurely to the restaurant.

A real god (goddess) never pees...

…

After leaving the auditorium, Chen Yu quickly walked to the banquet hall according to the instructions of the service staff.

As I walked, I found that there were a few people following me.

They are all representatives from various countries who have been holding it in all day and night.

Instantly, boundless admiration surged into his heart, and Chen Yu quickly stopped and bowed: "Sir, you are so awesome!"

"Same awesome."

"You're not bad either."

"We are older, young man, you can't hold back like this in the future."

"I peed in the teacup early..."

“What the fuck?! Is your full pot of tea urine?!”

"? Why do you curse?"

"Swearing? I still want to beat people!"

"Boom..."

"There's a roar..."

Seeing the two people who suddenly started fighting, including Chen Yu, the other little masters at holding back their urine looked at each other, not knowing how to stop them.

After thinking about it for a long time, they decided to ignore it, walked together, and continued to rush to the banquet hall.

After a simple meal, Chen Yu saw that it was still early, so he found a deserted small garden on the Tsinghua campus and prepared to make a call to ask whether Bahuang Yao and his party had arrived in the Magic City.

But before he could take out his phone, a person's figure appeared in front of him.

"?"

Looking up in confusion, Chen Yu was stunned.

The person who came was actually Wang Baoqiang...

"Chen Yu." Wang Baoqiang's eyes were extremely complicated: "It's really you."

"Long time no see." Chen Yu was surprised and immediately stood up and shook hands with the other person: "You are still alive."

"You are alive too..."

"Just stay alive." Wang Baoqiang hugged Chen Yu hard: "Don't say anything anymore, let's go into the house..."

Chen Yu: "??"

"Come in and have a drink." Wang Baoqiang added.

Chen Yu: "A drink for two men."

Wang Baoqiang: "..."

Chen Yu: "I haven't seen you for half a year. You have changed. You have actually learned to play tricks."

Wang Baoqiang: "I haven't seen you for half a year, but you are still the same as before."

"But no matter what, just live."

The corner of Chen Yu's mouth raised, and he hugged Wang Baoqiang again: "Drinking is a must. But I have something else to do now, let's wait for another day."

"What can be more important than meeting old friends again?" Wang Baoqiang was dissatisfied.

"There is a very important international conference." Chen Yu adjusted the collar of his suit: "I still have to attend the speech. The global audience is waiting, so it is not convenient to push."

"Just brag. Okay. Since it's not convenient for my old friend, let's make it another day." Wang Baoqiang straightened his back and smiled: "I am now the deputy director of the external relations department of the Tsinghua Student Union. I will come when you are free. The students will look for me. I know everyone by name."

"I'll rub it, it's awesome."

"It's okay, it's okay."

"Brother, protect me from now on."

"That's a serious statement. We fellows, we don't have to cover anything." Wang Baoqiang patted his chest: "In short, I am now established in Tsinghua. Whatever you can't do in the future, as long as Tsinghua is still there, I will never be able to do it." It’s all your escape.”

Chen Yu was immediately moved: "What if Tsinghua University is gone?"

Wang Baoqiang: "???What nonsense are you talking about?"

Half an hour later.

After saying goodbye to Wang Baoqiang, Chen Yu went straight back to the Tsinghua University Auditorium.

The security guard guarding the door obviously recognized Chen Yu and hurriedly stepped aside respectfully.

Chen Yu was satisfied: "Good job, comrades."

"Serve humanity!"×6

Sitting back in his previous position, Chen Yu nodded to several level 8 bosses on the left and right, then closed his eyes and took a breath.

Not long after, the second event of the global summit started on time.

The rostrum was once again filled with big shots.

The person in the middle is still the president of Beijing University.

"Dear guests, martial arts masters, national representatives, and media friends from around the world."

"I declare that the second item of the 62nd Global Summit on Security Matters will now begin."

"Crash, lala, lala -"

There was thunderous applause.

After eating, everyone is very energetic.

"Thank you, thank you all." Pressing his hands slightly to signal everyone to be quiet, the president of Beijing University continued: "The second item of the meeting is the closing ceremony. Now I would like to invite Professor ***, director of the Academic Affairs Office of Beijing University of my country, to give the closing speech. "

Chen Yu: "??????"

Slowly opening his mouth, he was stunned.

The countless viewers in front of the TV also looked confused.

Only the media personnel, representatives from various countries, and martial arts masters at the scene looked calm and composed, and they had obviously foreseen it...

‘With such a big summit, the Communist Party will just fucking listen to you? ’

No one could hear Chen Yu's slander.

When the president of Beijing University finished his speech, the old director stood up slowly, bowed slightly, then picked up the microphone and spoke softly: "Hello everyone, I am ***."

"Crash, lala, lala -"

"Now it is up to me to deliver the closing speech of this Global Security Summit." Picking up the paper, the old director glanced at Chen Yu and then looked directly at the camera: "But before the closing speech begins, I will take this opportunity to The school is announcing a tenure change."

"Kaka——"

"Kacha kacha——"

All the reporters in the audience raised their cameras in unison and clicked the shutter frantically.

"Now, Chen Yu, a classmate of the elite first-year class of our school, is transferred to serve as Capital University - Capital University after the merger of Capital University and Tsinghua University, hereinafter referred to as New Capital University. Parenthetically - President of the Student Union, concurrently serving as the new ·Deputy Director of the Education Office of Beijing University, responsible for managing student union affairs, presiding over student union meetings, and ensuring student union unity and discipline."

"Snapped!"

The moment the old director finished speaking, a set of cameras hit Chen Yu in the face.

The sudden announcement made Chen Yu a little stunned, but he quickly reacted and faced the camera with a compassionate smile that could save all sentient beings.

He waved his hand: "Hello, comrades."

Everyone in the audience: "..."

Global audience: “…”

"Next." The old director cleared his throat: "President Chen Yu is invited to come to the stage to speak."

"Dang-dang-dang--"

Music, sound.

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