Chapter 10 It’s Terrible
Shakespeare once said - if all the gentlemen in the world could stir up thunder and lightning, the gods in the sky would never be at peace. Because every bureaucrat has to show off his power and make the sky full of thunder...
Obviously.
At this moment in the Capital University, all the "adults" were asleep.
The entire campus, especially the women's bathroom area in the dormitory building... seemed to be deafeningly quiet.
It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop. Just like the water of an underground river, the water is silent, unfounded, and lawless...
Chen Yu: "..."
Girls: "..."
"Gulu."
Swallowing hard, Chen Yu gently patted the girl who was still lying in his arms: "Then... what, have you finished washing?"
Hearing this, the girl looked up and said: "Ah."
"Then I'll be relieved." Nodding with relief, Chen Yu turned around and flicked his long sleeves: "Go back to the dormitory and pay attention to safety. I'll go back first."
"Ah...slow...walk slowly..."
Watching Chen Yu walking farther and faster, a tall girl among the girls was the first to react and asked in surprise: "Xiao Duo, is he your boyfriend?"
"No...no..."
"So you know each other?"
"do not know……"
Girls: "..."
"..."
"..."
"Come here! Catch the thief!"
"Catch him! Don't let him get away!"
"Fuck! My great beauty...has been seen. Hehehehe..."
"There are perverts!"
"Peeping thief! Peeping thief..."
"Why are you shouting so loudly? Go find the dormitory!"
"boom!"
"Boom boom——"
After a brief confusion,
Under the command of the tall girl, the division of labor among the girls was instantly clear.
A small number of people are looking for dormitory managers.
Another small group summons all the girls on the same floor.
The rest chased Chen Yu together!
The girls were so "ferocious" that their burst of energy shattered many dormitory windows.
Hearing the movement behind him, Chen Yu's scalp went numb while he was running away. He quickly speeded up and rushed towards the load-bearing wall at the end of the corridor. Trying to break through the wall and leave.
"Want to run away after watching this? Are you dreaming?"
At this moment, accompanied by the roar of a Hedong lion from a fierce woman, a fierce side kick struck, and the target was Chen Yu's face!
At the critical moment, Chen Yu rolled decisively and used the ultimate secret of Ma Li's martial arts.
[Martial skill——The invincible roll of the dark soul! 】
"Get out of here." The shrew turned from kicking to stomping and directly trampled the rolling Chen Yu to the ground.
"Boom!"
A circle of broken soil splashed up.
[Damage received: Blood +673]
Chen Yu: "..."
"Are you still running?" The shrew burst out with level 6 energy, bent down and picked up Chen Yu, with murderous intent.
Chen Yu: "Where is the invincible frame after I rolled..."
Soon, not long after he was controlled, the girls caught up with him and formed a circle chattering.
Each girl ran so fast that even her bath towel flew away.
"Auntie the dormitory manager!"
"Auntie is mighty! The peeping thief is caught!"
"kill him."
"Kill him +1"
"Tsk, tsk, how arrogant. Why don't you go in and wash with us?"
"Hey, I just realized that this pervert is quite handsome."
"Hmm... he's a bit handsome!"
"Emmmm, don't be too nervous. There may be a misunderstanding about this matter."
"Yeah, he's so handsome, so there's no need to peek, right?"
"(~)"
"Fuck you motherfuckers! Isn't it illegal to commit crimes if you're handsome? A bunch of nymphomaniacs. Give him to me and I'll personally... interrogate him."
The noise from all the students made the dormitory aunt irritated. She grabbed Chen Yu's ears and twisted them hard: "Shut the hell up!"
The scene immediately fell silent.
Including the students in the corridor who poked their heads out of the dormitory, they quickly covered their mouths.
Chen Yu: "Hey! Hey, please be gentle! Why are you pinching me when you tell them to shut up?"
"When I say shut up, that includes you." The shrew's expression was indifferent, and she held Chen Yu in front of her like a little chicken and said, "What's your name? Which class? Which floor? What's the dormitory number?"
Chen Yu: "..."
"say!"
Chen Yu: "..."
"Do you think I can't find out your identity if you don't tell me?" The shrew sneered.
Chen Yu: "Didn't you tell me to shut up?"
"...Looks like I'm going to make you suffer a little."
"My, my, my!" In the crowd, a girl raised her hands excitedly: "Eat mine! Eat my pants."
Shrew: "?"
Chen Yu: "...Auntie the dormitory manager, look. With my charm, do I need to peek?"
"Then why are you standing at the bathroom door?"
"It's a long story. Auntie, you know Yu Mikami..."
Before Chen Yu finished speaking, an old figure appeared out of thin air and snatched Chen Yu over: "No need to say anything!"
"Who?" The shrew was stunned for a moment, then retreated violently, looking at the incoming person with anger in her eyes. But when she saw the other person's face clearly, she was suddenly shocked: "Old... old director?!"
"Yes." The old director nodded, put Chen Yu down from his hands, and said in a calm tone: "Let's all leave, it was a misunderstanding. He just returned to school today and didn't know the plan of the dormitory building. I made a mistake and asked him to go to the fifth grade. Floor."
"I see..." The girls watching looked at each other and whispered.
"I'm just telling you, how could a handsome guy be so benevolent and voyeuristic?"
"really."
"YYSY."
"After all, we have misunderstood him. Let's add him on WeChat and apologize."
"Did you apologize? I'm too embarrassed to expose you."
"She is in debt..."
"Your thoughts are so dirty..."
Unlike the nymphomaniac female students, the dormitory director who was inexplicably unhappy with Chen Yu could easily tell that the old director was talking nonsense.
But the huge disparity in status between the two parties made her dare not make any "mistakes". She calmed down her energy and bowed: "I understand. I am too nervous."
The old director waved his hand: "It's okay. You did it right."
Chen Yu waved his hand: "It's okay. I forgive you."
Supervisor: "..."
"Return the ink to your sister." Grabbing Chen Yu's ear, the old director said angrily: "Let's go."
With his head tilted and being held by the old director, Chen Yu didn't forget to turn around and taunted the girls: "With your figure, why should I peek? You can't even compare to Bahuang Yao."
Female students: "..."
Not long after.
Chen Yu was taken away by the old director.
The girls in the corridor on the fifth floor looked at each other with complicated thoughts.
Female A: "Who is Bahuang Yao?"
Female B: “I don’t know.”
Woman C: “But I know it’s an insult.”
Female Ding: "I'm very angry."
…
"You are so promising! In the middle of the night, you ran to the women's bathroom without any hesitation?! He tui! Disgusting! I even did it secretly. Disgusting, disgusting, vomit! Disgusting!"
Dormitory building, fourth floor.
The old director, with a look of disgust on his face, grabbed Chen Yu's ear all the way back to the fourth floor from the fifth floor, stopped in front of the door of dormitory 404, raised his leg and kicked him in.
"thump."
Chen Yu staggered and fell to the ground, motionless.
Old director: "If you do it again, I won't save you. I'll just wait for the society to die!"
"..." Chen Yu remained expressionless and kept his posture.
"What's wrong?" The old director was dissatisfied: "Are you still angry? Is it right to peek at other girls taking a bath? This is you. If it were another student, I would be expelled on the spot!"
Chen Yu: "Then fire me."
"Don't talk about that useless nonsense." The old director waved his hands irritably: "Isn't it a girl? I told you that I would arrange one for you tomorrow. Look at how hungry you are."
"It's not a question of whether I'm hungry or not. Why am I here on the fifth floor? Don't you have a clue..."
The old director interrupted: "Are you sure Yu Jie Feng is right?"
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded decisively.
"Okay, wait. Go to sleep." Muttered, the old director cursed and turned away: "If you dare to wander around in the middle of the night again, I will cut off your chicken myself."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Nothing."
Chen Yu: "..."
Turning his head and watching the old director leave, Chen Yu shrugged.
He knew that the other party knew that Yu Mikami was coming.
The other party also knew that he knew that the other party knew that Yu Mikami was coming.
But there is no point in stating this clearly unless necessary.
After all, there is a huge disparity in strength between level 8 and level 9...
"Boom!"
The dormitory door closed automatically under the pull of the spring.
Chen Yu lay on the ground in silence for a moment. He stood up and looked up, and found that all the roommates in the dormitory were looking at him seriously.
"...Do you want to see a der?"
"So...Brother Yu, you have this preference." The slender man slowly gave a thumbs up.
"Bullshit." Muscular Man No. 1 on the bed next to him curled his lips: "What man wouldn't like to peek at a girl taking a shower?"
Muscular Man No. 2: "To be honest, girls also like to peek at men taking showers."
Muscular Man No. 3: “It’s natural.”
Muscular Man No. 4: “According to Darren’s evolutionary text, only old men are worthy of leaving offspring.”
Slender man: "..."
"It's almost dawn, go to sleep."
Too many things happened today, which made Chen Yu exhausted. He climbed onto his bed, lay down in an "apricot" shape, and patted the bed twice: "Don't call me during the day tomorrow. I want to sleep until night."
On the lower bunk, the slender man opened his mouth, but finally said nothing.
at the same time.
The dormitory building is thousands of meters away.
In the office of the president of Capital University, a rare visitor was welcomed.
"Your Excellency Yu Mikami?"
Sitting behind the red solid wood desk, the president of Beijing University stood up, his eyes flashing: "I'm so surprised. This must be your first time coming to my place."
"Yes." Mikami Yu bowed slightly, smiling: "It's so late, the principal is still awake."
"Aren't you asleep too? Come, have some tea."
"Thank you." Sitting down, the woman took the tea that was handed to her, took a sip, and said, "Principal, without further ado, let's get straight to the point."
"I also have the same intention." The president of Beijing University made a gesture of invitation.
"Little girl, I would like to borrow your country's national treasure - the Eye of Karma."
"Eye of Karma?"
Hearing this term, the president of Beijing University suddenly changed his expression: "Why did you borrow this thing?"
Mikami Yu took his time and took another sip from his tea cup: "I have long heard that your country has a pair of supreme treasures, hetu-;sunyata and hetu-;darpana, which are simply translated as the eye of cause and effect; the mirror of cause and effect." Forty-three years ago, it was produced in [Lola Mountain Strange Land]."
"The former can see through all the cause and effect in the world."
"The latter reflects all nature of time."
"Master Principal, you also know that as a level 9 warrior, the way of growth no longer focuses on the accumulation of strength, but on the understanding of the rules of the universe. The treasure of cause and effect, my little girl has admired it for a long time."
Principal: "...really?"
"Really." Mikami Yuu nodded.
Principal: "I don't believe it."
Mikami Yu: "..."
"But since you have spoken, as your most loyal comrade, I will do my best." After saying that, the president of Beijing University lowered his head, opened the drawer of his desk, took out a triangular metal object, and gently placed it on the desk drawer. On the table: "Here, take it."
"Is this the Eye of Cause and Effect?"
"Yes. Hetu-;sunyata. Because it is relatively small and very useful, I usually keep it on me at all times. As for the Mirror of Karma, it is in the treasury. If you are in a hurry, I will send someone to deliver it tomorrow. "
"Thank you, Mr. Principal. The Mirror of Cause and Effect will not be used for the time being. This Eye of Cause and Effect is enough for the foolish girl to comprehend for a long time."
"How long?" The president of Beijing University hesitated: "How long is "long?"
"Return it tomorrow." Yu Mikami smiled.
"That's a really long time."
The two continued to chat awkwardly for a while, and Mikami Yu stood up and left.
The principal saw the guests off politely.
Three minutes later, he quickly returned, locked the door, and fell into deep thought with a serious expression.
"It seems..."
"She also began to doubt the relationship between Chen Yu and the 'mysterious man'."
"..."
"Tsk."
…
"no!"
"Can't sleep!"
"So energetic!"
Suddenly turning over and sitting up, Chen Yu scratched his head and ears anxiously.
He took the backpack next to the bed and unzipped it. I saw that the magic tool for sleeping that I had carried with me, the brick, had been lost long ago.
Foods such as chocolate and caffeine tablets are also consumed.
"If anyone can help me with sleep, I'll give half of my Jill to him."
The slender man on the lower bunk: "..."
"well."
Sighing, Chen Yu lay down again. I continued to toss and turn for half an hour. I looked up outside the window and saw that it was almost dawn. I simply took out my phone and browsed Station B.
(Are you two brothers born aliens...)
(My~is~very~big~~~)
(Can young people be called young people if they are not young...)
(…)
As we all know, Station B is the largest erotic APP in the country. As long as you swipe the screen and swipe, it is difficult not to "slip" into the dance area...
"..."
After putting down his cell phone for a moment, Chen Yu glanced outside the bed a few times to make sure that everyone "should" be asleep, and then started the long-lost craft work.
Here comes the mistake every man makes...
But he didn't know that all these actions were clearly seen by the old director on the other side of the wall.
But as time passed, the old director's expression became more and more strange.
In dormitory 403.
The old director put down the thermal telescope, raised his arm, looked at the time on his watch, and frowned: "It's been an hour, haven't you finished yet?"
After one hour……
"Two hours."
Another hour later...
"...three...three..."
Another hour later...
Same as above…
Same as above…
Same as above…
The sky is already completely bright.
The old director's face became darker and darker: "..."
Inside the thermal telescope, Chen Yu was seen waving his arms as fast as a hammer drill, causing the entire bunk bed to shake violently and the dormitory windows to "buzz".
The shock left Muscular Man No. 1, 2, 3, and 4 stunned.
The slender man in the lower bunk was so shaken that he was "displaced", "miserable" and "faced ashen..."
"Gulu."
Swallowing hard, the old director felt his scalp numb: "It's so terrible."
"Aren't you afraid that Jill will catch fire?"
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