Chapter 346: Toilet Horror

To be honest, Ji Ming has been in the Yangyue world for such a long time, has done so many things, and met so many people. If the grievances and hatreds on his body were materialized, it should be enough for him to kill a lot in the field of rope art.

However, even after experiencing all these, there are not many people who can make him sigh with admiration.

First of all, the death god who can already write an encyclopedia of abnormal death methods and madly challenge the limits and bottom line of human beings must be counted as one.

Then, the little lion who has a magnificent life, countless ruthless lives and unique skills, and is still shining in the literary and artistic world, must be counted as one.

Next, Zhang Haihaizi, who I just met yesterday, is a heavyweight, promising, and has a perfect resume. Academician of a great country, of course, must be counted as one...

In addition to these Bling~Bling~ hard-core ruthless people, the sincere little girl in front of me should also be among them.

There is no other reason. Not only is she able to resist setbacks, she is always in a tough state of mind of "one of me and Nanqiang must die today", and she is also eager to learn. As long as she feels that you are better than her in some way, she will definitely hold you tightly until she understands what she wants to know.

Therefore, according to unreliable information, she once tortured a wild cat who liked to scratch people, and she had to know how its front claws were trained and how its attack speed was so fast?

The result of the torture was that it was unknown whether she had learned it, but the wild cat became an SSR-level good cat from then on, and never wanted to raise its claws to scratch people again in this life.

Even as long as she saw a creature with red hair, she would let out a terrible scream, wishing she could take off and fly away three thousand miles away.

Therefore, the hard-working Eleanor has some nicknames that are not very nice, the most famous of which is "the red-haired knowledge plunderer", in addition to this, there are also matching jokes.

"Hey Tom, do you know why Father Eleanor was able to escape the vampire's pursuit?"

"I don't know, why, Bell?"

"Because when the vampire was excitedly preparing to bite her neck, she bit him back first, and then sucked all the knowledge in her brain, turning her into a big fool who can only talk nonsense!"

There are other variations of this joke, such as stealing the brain of an ogre, forcibly taking the soul of a heart-stealer, and how Eleanor, the strongest vampire hunter of the contemporary era, destroyed a thousand-year-old blood family overnight.

The story is a bit exaggerated, but Eleanor's almost insane love of learning is evident. As a well-known all-rounder, Ji Ming is naturally deeply affected by it.

"No, this is my exclusive secret recipe. It is too dangerous to pass it out easily. Moreover, if it is accidentally leaked out in the future, we will not be able to settle things clearly. You don't want to make the relationship between us awkward because of an unexpected disaster."

"The talisman technique was taught to me by my master. Only disciples who have gone through many tests and confirmed their moral character can be taught. Under this premise, I haven't even taught Adele yet, please forgive me."

"Sorry, the key to the talisman armor technology is not the production process, but the blessing of the gods. If there is no Holy Light God, no matter how well the lining is sewn, it is just an ordinary cloth armor equipment."

But even so, it can't stop Eleanor's determination to learn. Ji Ming, who actually encountered an opponent in the field of thick skin, taught her some things actively or passively after pulling, just like today.

"Okay, okay, before we talk about this, we need to clarify one thing, that is, what is the essence of social interaction?"

Eleanor thought for a while and hesitated.

"More...more friends, more paths?"

"This is the surface, I'm asking about the inside."

Eleanor thought for a while and suddenly realized.

"Ah, I see, looking for a completely reliable existence?"

"This is the result, I'm asking about the cause."

No, are you playing dumb or writing prose? Why are the hints so abstract?

Eleanor couldn't figure it out now. She crossed her arms over her chest, pinched her chin, and said like she was throwing a tantrum.

"...It can't be because we need it, right?"

Unexpectedly, Ji Ming answered immediately.

"Yes, of course it's because of this, what else could it be?"

It only took a little guidance for her to get the answer on her own. It seems that Eleanor is still smarter than Christine. She can understand it without so much explanation.

So in the following time, Ji Ming shared his demand-driven theory with her, deconstructing all emotions and relationships into "needs" with different ideas.

This had a great impact on Eleanor's worldview, and even her brain was a little overloaded, and she was numb on the spot with her eyes open.

If she did a little comic exaggeration, she should have been able to turn on the smoke generator on her head and play the sound of frying steak at the same time...

"But if so many beautiful emotions can be described with a simple "interest", isn't it a bit too cold...too cold?"

"First of all, the word I used is "demand", which is much cleaner than "interest" in semantics; secondly, there is actually nothing worth avoiding about this kind of thing. Since the objective facts are like this, you don't even have the courage to face it, so how can you talk about defeating it?"

Eleanor didn't answer. It was obvious that she needed some time to think about this matter, so Ji Ming pushed the topic to the second level first.

"Then, if we regard need as the essence of social interaction, the answer to how to better implement this behavior will be obvious, that is to discover as many other people's real needs as possible, and let the people you need need you."

After that, Ji Ming shared with Eleanor how it should be done based on his own actual experience.

For example, when you see an old man, you talk about your health. While selling favors to the other person, you can also exaggerate yourself as the most powerful pharmacist in history, and you also have the attributes of a miracle doctor with a profound theoretical basis such as human body alchemy.

For example, when you see young people, talk about career development. While talking about the other person's development prospects, you can also hint at your own bright future as a saint chosen by God, making the other person subconsciously think that being good with you can exchange for a more stable upward channel. .

Then there are those who have been cursed, those who are curious about the power of the Holy Light, and those who want to know about Sunshine City... If there is really no need that can be met, Ji Ming can also use his charm and words to follow the other party's needs. Give it a tickle.

All in all, it is to inadvertently display and show off one's unique core competitiveness. Although it is not and cannot make everyone feel that their existence is indispensable, at least it should make them feel that their existence is of great significance.

——Oh, it’s great to have Ji Ming in my circle of friends!

"So what you have to do now is to replace Ji Ming in this sentence with Eleanor."

"oh……"

Eleanor nodded thoughtfully, followed this line of thought to review her daily interpersonal interactions, and found that the more successful cases were indeed because others asked for themselves first, and it was simply that she needed others. Usually, There will be no actual progress.

So that’s it, no wonder I always feel out of my depth and unable to start. It turns out it’s because I don’t have the right ideas!

Yes, we are no longer children. If it were not for profit, who would be idle and do nothing to others and hand over all the really good things...

Thinking of this, she suddenly asked.

"Then what is my value to you, Ji Ming."

What else could it be because of? The circle of nobles is not something that just anyone can enter. Even if you are wealthy, if you want to send money to these extremely xenophobic old thieves, you must first find a suitable way.

Right, my dear Ms. Lu.

…

However, Ji Ming struggled for a while and decided to spray a layer of whipped cream on top before telling this fact.

"Because you are the student of my teacher's friend. Didn't you say that when we first met? They are as good as sisters, so we can be regarded as students from the same school, so it should be natural... …What the hell?”

Eleanor: “???”

Although nobles usually don't use the toilet more often during parties out of politeness, there are three things that people have to do. If you don't run away when you should, then you really should.

So after being silent for such a long time, Ji Ming, whose hearing had become sharper under the training of the old lady, still noticed the approaching footsteps.

He didn't think anyone would believe that the Chosen One and the Princess both escaped into the men's room in the middle of the banquet in order to share some friendly social experiences.

In other words, the reason why wild history can be talked about is because it is wild enough. If this matter is exposed, it will definitely be a shocking event. Let alone this life, it will not be overturned in the next life.

It was too late to drive Eleanor out now. He could only sigh slightly and decided to stand up.

"Shh, hide, I'll find a way to drive him away."

However, as soon as Ji Ming opened the partition door to block the intruder, he felt his eyes suddenly turn black. He almost lost his breath and hurriedly stumbled back to the partition.

"What's wrong...woo..."

Covering Eleanor's mouth with his backhand, Ji Ming used the beholder's talent to start transmitting information through skin contact.

[Don’t say anything, it’s the third child of the Jueqiao family! The one with the strongest body and the biggest beard]

[Don’t be afraid, calm down first and be mentally prepared. Trust me, I will tell you in detail when you calm down! 】

Surprise, confusion, and complex expressions in Eleanor's eyes, but now that the two of them were grasshoppers on the same rope, she tried to calm down her emotions as much as possible.

[Very well, thank you for your trust. Let me ask you a question first. Have you met Mr. Winster? He is the famous grain merchant with a kind smile.]

Seeing Eleanor nodding, Ji Ming's expression gradually became serious.

[Squat down, I really want to say...he...he and the third child came in kissing each other! ! ! 】

Fortunately, Ji Ming was mentally prepared in advance and quietly applied a layer of [Suggestion Technique] called "Stand Firm" to her. Otherwise, she would have been unable to hold her up and her legs would have become weak due to fright, and she would have almost slipped into the toilet. Eleanor stood at attention.

It’s true that we can’t blame the little girl for being impatient. After all, even Ji Ming himself was so frightened when he saw a strong, a thin, a young and an old man chewing on each other while unbuttoning each other and entering the door, he was so frightened that he said nothing. He said he hid directly back.

But even though they were embarrassed, it didn't matter. If they dared to do this at the banquet, they would have to check the toilet stalls one by one first. All he had to do was wait for them to open the door and activate the [suggestion] first, delete the memory and drive them away. The accident can be solved smoothly.

Everything went as he planned, and Winster's particularly cheerful voice sounded, saying that he had to check it first, and it would be terrible if someone discovered it.

However, just when Ji Ming had quietly turned around, preparing to surprise his opponent with a frontal attack, he heard a violent collision, and then a loud voice.

"Oh, my old sweetheart, this is my home. What if someone discovers it? And I have already used magic to detect it in advance. Believe in my strength. There is no one here, so don't be afraid!"

Ji Ming: Am I a human? Am I a human being?

…

No, it’s broken!

He was also afraid of being discovered in the toilet, so while chatting with Eleanor, he habitually activated the beholder's natural magic to minimize their presence.

This is a beholder alchemist of over 50 levels, a spiritual magic with racial talent bonus. How can ordinary people break it?

So I didn't expect that my cleverness would be mistaken for me today. The third child thought that the toilet was empty, so he just barged in.

Although Winster was a cautious person and insisted on checking it himself, the third brother's brother was impatient and dragged him directly into a nearby compartment.

What followed was a terrifying sound that Ji Ming couldn't describe. It sounded a bit like construction at a construction site, like someone fighting in the locker room, and even mixed with the roar of wild beasts.

Then……

What a fart! Ji Ming quickly picked up Eleanor and left the men's room as fast as she could run away.

Anyway, now that he had the presence reduction buff brought by magic, he didn't waste it. He didn't stop until he found an empty reception room.

"Okay, we're safe."

But when Ji Ming let go of his hand, Eleanor immediately fell stiffly on the sofa like a figure without a platform, maintaining a crouching position.

"Hello!"

Eleanor slowly relaxed to lie flat like a machine, her eyes dull.

"I'm fine, I'm just a little...a little..."

There was a long silence.

"Oh my god, I vaguely remember kicking him when I was a kid."

? ? ?

Although Ji Ming's mind is a bit messy, what hasn't he seen since he was born in modern society? I can still manage to pull out some ideas from the chaotic thoughts.

If he remembered correctly, among the descendants of the Jueqiao family, the third child should be the most favored and the one with the best reputation, and Winster... After reading many tragic stories about the third world, Ji Ming became interested in transnational Grain dealers have never had a good impression, especially this kind of ridiculously fake smiling tiger.

Could it be...

But just as the clue was caught, he heard the sound of Eleanor sitting up again from behind, and he could only turn around.

"How about it? Do you need me to help you diagnose and treat it?"

Eleanor raised her head, her lips turned white, and her answer was a little slow.

"Can you just change my brain for me?"