Chapter 367: Saints Should Write Books and Biographies
"Okay, okay, today's free clinic is over, everyone go home."
Looking at the crowd behind the medical team that was clearly growing in size despite the fact that it was getting dark, Ji Ming washed his hands with the knight's water magic and couldn't help sighing.
He had originally thought about how many people there would be in a small village of medieval age, and it would be enough for him to treat a dozen people symbolically and show off his skills.
Even if he needed to pay for the medicine, he had just made a fortune from the hidden archbishop, and my son Yang paid for the whole consumption, so at most he would just work harder.
But he obviously underestimated the wisdom of the crowd, and as long as he had the chance, he would really try to get rid of the sheep.
After curing the villagers who had skin injuries in their working life, the villagers who had lumbar muscle strain due to years of hard work came next.
After curing the child who had roundworms and was sallow and thin, the pregnant woman who was worried about the health of her child came next.
After checking the health of the elderly in the village one by one, the uncles who also felt that they were not feeling well came next.
——No way, who told me that this was just a boast, just treat it.
Although the location of the village is remote, it does not mean that they are isolated.
Soon, the news that a miracle doctor came to the mountain valley spread all over the country. Before Ji Ming finished the comprehensive physical examination of the villagers, people from the next village rushed to come.
Now he couldn't hold it anymore. He was just one person, how could he treat so many people? Not all diseases can be solved by drinking rejuvenation liquid.
Moreover, when Ji Ming announced that today's free clinic would end here and everyone should take a break, they were still not happy.
They sent several old and young people to cry around him, as if the chosen one of God had been overworked and died on the spot.
Until Ji Ming promised that he would not leave tonight and would continue the free clinic in the next village tomorrow, they dispersed with doubts.
But dispersing doesn't mean leaving. If Ji Ming sneaks away in the middle of the night, he will probably be caught... Well, they can't catch him, but he will definitely come back crying.
"Tsk..."
Although the villagers are just being shameless, Ji Ming can actually understand it.
With their current medical conditions and consumption level, many people may not go to the hospital once in their lives. Even the small clinics in the town are only visited by those with serious illnesses.
Now that a truly miraculous doctor has finally arrived, if Ji Ming is also a member of the village, he will definitely be thick-skinned and say that he will get a good treatment no matter what, even if he is not sick at the moment?
But...
Aren't I here to popularize the harm of evil gods?
How did it suddenly become a miraculous doctor going to the countryside!
Ji Ming beat his chest and stamped his feet, thinking that maybe this is the legendary cleverness that backfires. If he had known earlier, he might as well just give them some money to make do with it.
Fortunately, Count Fengying soon learned what happened here. When he heard that the chosen one was trapped in the village by his subjects, he quickly hired several doctors in the city to help and reimbursed Ji Ming for the medical expenses.
But even so, the famous doctor Ji Ming still led his team to visit the countryside for three days before suppressing the villagers who came in waves.
Finally, in tears of emotion, he returned to Fengying City with the good reputation he didn't want anymore and the "Zhengqi Yangshen Gong" that had been upgraded to the next level.
Looking at the citizens who came to greet him from the bottom of their hearts and also wanted to see if there was any hope that the chosen one would also treat their illnesses, Ji Ming smiled and waved and whispered.
"Damn it, if you are dedicated in the future, I will be a dog! It's glorious to slack off, but long live laziness!"
However, he had just laid on the bed and slowly closed his eyes when he heard someone knocking on the door outside.
He subconsciously wanted to get up, but then he thought, who knows what this person is looking for him for.
What if he wants to trick me into going to see patients alone?
What if he wants to trick me into continuing to work?
So I'd better pretend to be dead, just like when I was working, as long as I pretended not to see it, the leader who sent Feixin would leave...
However, the person outside the door seemed particularly persistent. Seeing that there was no movement inside, he continued to knock on the door.
Ji Ming could only look at the ceiling and silently mutter "help" in his heart.
Bang bang bang!
Can you get out of here quickly?
Bang bang bang!
Take a break, I'm really tired.
Bang bang bang!
If it were an ordinary person, he would have chosen to open the door helplessly now, but in terms of taking a break from work and being as steady as an old dog, no one can compare to Ji Ming.
He was the man who could stand behind and catch up on his sleep when Manager Sun was talking loudly every Monday and promoting corporate culture.
So even though the door was knocked like it was being fired at by a machine gun, he still fell asleep drowsily.
It was not until he heard the sound of metal breaking under the impact of a blunt object that he opened his eyes and saw a bright light blooming in front of him.
Fuck!
And then there was a scream, and something fell on him.
"Ji Ming is dead! Ji Ming is dead! Ji Ming is dead! Ah!!!"
This is very important... No, even if it is an important thing, there is no need to shout it three times.
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead, don't cry, I've heard enough crying these days!"
After breaking free from the thing pressing on him, Ji Ming lifted the quilt and sat on the edge of the bed, rubbing his eyes that were so bright that he couldn't open them now.
Suddenly I remembered, "Don't you know the [Illumination]? Next time you enter a room that may be dangerous, remember to throw a flash inside first." This trick was taught to Eleanor by me.
Yes, she was the only one who could find Ji Ming at this time and knock on the door frantically without any eyesight.
But I didn't expect that this trick didn't make the Jungle believers happy, nor did it make the Shadow believers happy, but it was used on me first.
And I really don't know how much effort she put in. This magic is too ridiculous. If it lasts a little longer, it can be used to barbecue the whole house.
Ji Ming had no choice but to drink a full bottle of eye-clearing potion to barely regain his eyesight.
"I'm not dead, don't scream anymore, I just worked overtime for three days and need to rest."
"Uh..."
Eleanor lay on the other side of the bed with a staff.
"I broke into the door and saw you lying on the bed with a peaceful face, so... after all, so many things happened recently. The maid said you went in, and then the door couldn't be opened, so I subconsciously felt..."
"Not dead! Not dead! I beg you! Not dead!"
"Okay, okay, not dead."
"..."
"Why are you crying? Are you moved by my concern for you?"
"Because your illumination technique is so powerful, my eyes are burning."
"...QWQ."
Ji Ming sighed again.
"Okay, tell me, why did you come to me?"
Eleanor's face fell immediately.
"Teach me, how can I make the villagers completely give up their beautiful fantasy of the God of Shadows..."
Since they want to strangle the remaining shadows, all members of the group must go into battle.
So Eleanor, who has neither the experience of life accumulation nor the talent to jump directly, suddenly became the most embarrassed one among the crowd.
What's more, the worst of them all, the title ranked first is [Holy Light Cultist], which is called "good master" by the villagers.
Just like the title of [Dog Village Guardian] of the closed beta players, as long as you don't talk nonsense and dance against people's bottom line, at least you can talk about things with a smile.
But Eleanor is different. No matter what, she can become a member of the Holy Light Church because of her parents' relationship. "Former priest of the Holy Light Church in Sunshine City" is obviously not enough.
So when she faces the villagers, she can only bear the title of "Princess".
Unfortunately, no matter how much praise the poets and jesters of all dynasties have added to it, it cannot change the essence that it represents the nobility, and it is the [noble among the nobility].
So when the villagers heard that the leader of this group of knights was actually the king's daughter, their faces turned green.
Some kowtowed, some begged for mercy, fearing that their lives would be taken away by this arrogant lady (?).
Eleanor thought they were a little weird at first, and she stumbled to explain to the villagers her life experience, which she was not willing to mention.
However, the villagers just evaded and said "yes, yes, yes", and then continued to beg for mercy in fear.
If it were usual, she would have chosen one of the two major advisers, Tenis Jiming, and let herself empty her brain and listen.
But now Eleanor, who was alone, chose to use her brain, and after some unfamiliar investigation, she found out the truth.
——What about the earl's daughter? The ancestors of these southern nobles are also very powerful, which affects their evil deeds.
It is true that poor mountains and bad waters produce unruly people, but the poverty and evil in the southern border are definitely caused by these insect nobles.
In the eyes of the villagers, let alone the prince and princess, even if it was the prince and princess, even if the king and queen came in person, what would it matter?
They were just birds of a feather.
So Eleanor, who directly started the nightmare difficulty dungeon, ushered in a dark period of life for three days while Ji Ming was enjoying the high-intensity overtime and stress-resistant game.
Not to mention changing the image of the Shadow Church, even changing his image among the villagers was not possible, and he still failed despite all his efforts.
It was only because the knights of the church sacrificed their lives that they barely understood the difference between the evil god and the righteous god, especially the difference between the Holy Light God, and only one of the five villages originally planned was completed.
Even so, when they completed their mission and were about to leave, Eleanor could still see some villagers pulling the knight of the church, who was tall and strong, weighing nearly 300 pounds and wrapped in a set of solid chain mail.
"Brother, you are a good person, you must be careful of her, I heard that the prince likes to eat children..."
Eleanor:...
Anxious! The defense is broken!
The defense is broken! Anxious!
So the first thing Eleanor did when she rushed back to the Earl's manor was to find Ji Ming and let him cry for her.
"Ah this..."
To be honest, Ji Ming didn't have any good solution for this situation.
He couldn't build a mind-terminating device, rely on the power of the Tower of Babel to transform himself into Yuri in another world, and control everyone to make them pay tribute to him loyally.
As for giving money... it was just a rant. History and reality have proved that giving money, or simply giving money, can't solve the fundamental problem.
"What should I do, Ji Ming? You have been silent for three minutes. There is no way, right?"
"Wait a minute, let me think about it... No, doesn't the church have a manual for this?"
"What do you mean... what do you mean?"
"Guide on how to deal with this situation, a parish usurped by a pagan."
Eleanor was stunned and shook her head.
"Although there have been cases of cultists causing chaos in the past, they basically just started with dark sacrifices and plunder. Everyone came to solve the problem by force, and waited for the villagers' thank-you banquet to end it. Who knew that such a thing would happen again?"
So they were used to dealing with hard knives and guns, so they were helpless when facing soft knives...
Now Ji Ming finally understood why the southern part of his territory was infiltrated by countless churches, big and small, even though the Holy Light Church was doing quite well.
——Everyone is about to enter the next era and use new strategies and tactics to open up new ways of fighting. Why are you still stuck in the stage of public security warfare?
This problem is small, and these churches dare not tear their faces with the martial arts-filled Holy Light tough guys for the time being, so they all maintain their appearance and do not cause any damage.
But it is also big, after all, when they reveal their cards, it means that at least they think that the Holy Light Church can no longer suppress them, and they can do whatever they want and make a lot of money.
Although players are definitely not afraid of these things, and will be happier the more chaotic it is, from the perspective of God's Chosen, it is their duty to help Uncle Sun eliminate the potential disasters in the church.
And seeing these evil demons wearing monk robes, trying to sit under the Buddha and pretend to be good people, if they don't rush up and chop off their hairless heads with their hair...
What kind of savior are they!
[Dad, you are right]
[He said: Grandpa is right]
So Ji Ming agreed to Eleanor's request, asked Tenis for three days off, and then teleported back to the dungeon.
In fact, he did not issue an order to collect knowledge, but who can say that everyone in his production team knows some magic?
So after several months of development, the library in the tower castle has almost opened up a whole floor of rooms under the maintenance of magic scholars.
So he borrowed the advanced experience of local predecessors, referred to the wisdom of the ancient philosophers in the real world, studied the new version, figured out new ways of playing, organically combined theology and other related knowledge in other fields, and completed the content empowerment of the Holy Light Church's doctrine in the context of the new era.
Finally, looking at the books printed by the magic machine in front of him, Ji Ming, who had been sleepless for three days in the form of the Divine Doctor King, finally got what he wanted.
"It's over, no matter which church you are from, it's over, no one can make me work overtime anymore!"
He teleported back to Fengying Territory with red eyes, but did not rush to spread it. Instead, he gave this book "How to Break the Defense of Pagans - Taking the Shadow Church as an Example" to Tenis, letting the old guy take a look first.
After reading it, the old guy said nothing, but copied a copy of this completely mundane book with magic on the spot.
"Send it back to the Holy Mountain of the Holy See immediately, expedited, at least the kind that will kill eight horses."