Chapter 364 If You Keep Showing Off, I’ll Make You Fly!

Grandma stretched out her hands devoutly and made a round, blazing sun in the morning light.

"Our Lord once said that His statue is just an ordinary ball. There is no need for believers to conflict with anyone for it."

"Therefore, not erecting statues of gods does not mean that they do not believe in them. It is just that they use the money more for their own happiness in life. Holy shit, they have accumulated another virtue for our religion."

The surrounding believers also clasped their hands after hearing the words, and suddenly the sound of chanting could be heard in the church hall, filled with peace and joy, as if Tenis was the destroyer.

Wow, that makes so much sense, I’m speechless...

If she hadn't already known everything behind the scenes and came with an attitude of reckoning, she might not have really thought she was a good bishop, and the local church would still be operating normally, and she would have sadly left with guilt.

"Oh~ no wonder I felt so warm after walking into the church!"

So she simply followed the trick and held her grandma's hands with her own hands, with a touched look on her face.

"Then now I am here, the princess is here, and the chosen one is also here. I believe that the gods would be willing to listen to the heart-warming stories happening here!"

The smile on Mammy's face froze for a moment, and she kept her voice steady.

"...The Lord God is sitting high in the sky and has countless things to deal with. There should be no need to focus His sacred gaze on our mortal world, right?"

Tenis chuckled and squeezed her wrinkled hand.

"No, it's necessary, it's very necessary."

"..."

I have to say that grandma has done a good job in cultivating qi, and she did not panic when she saw that things had turned around.

Instead, he kept smiling, turned to look at the believers around him, and quietly raised the holy light in his body a little higher.

"Well...since you insist, that's fine."

According to the division of the Holy Light Church, the archbishop who is responsible for managing multiple dioceses can be said to be a feudal official.

Therefore, even if Tenis has long since resigned from real power and only retains the title of honorary archbishop, he still has the right to communicate with the gods.

Although it is not as close to Fetion-like synchronous communication as Ji Ming, it is still okay to call the boss occasionally when something serious happens.

So he took out the archbishop's scepter, which was shaped like a lance but was at least twice the size, and inserted it into the groove under the statue of the blazing sun deep in the hall.

But just when the scepter began to emit pure white light from bottom to top, as if it was going to reach the sky and connect to something, a shadow quietly flowed from behind the statue, cutting off the source of this power and stopping the call to the gods. .

Moreover, this shadow was extremely thin and only appeared for a moment. Without careful inspection, even a high-level crossbow professional with extremely keen insight would have a hard time detecting its existence.

What's more, at the next moment, a divine aura came to this church, and the irresistible remoteness and weight pressed on everyone's shoulders, like a gaze from beyond the sky.

Just like those narrow-minded ghosts who like to buy shirts and trousers, and then wear a water bottle in school to pretend to be a leader. Strange classmates and teachers will definitely be shocked when they see you.

One second, the archbishop said that he wanted to communicate with the gods and ask him to look at this place. The next second, the aura of the gods really came. Almost everyone thought that it was the Holy Light God himself who came.

For example, Count Wind Shadow, who has never witnessed the descent of the gods, and his escorts who know nothing about them.

The Earl felt that his head was turning into paste. Didn't I see with my own eyes those evil believers sneaking into the Church of the Holy Light last night?

Is it possible that the monks here are actually innocent, and they don't know that there is a heretic sneaking in?

No way! ?

"Oh, praise the Lordless, thank you for your mercy!"

And without waiting for anyone to react, Mammy suddenly opened her arms, shouted praises, and knelt straight down.

The surrounding believers were also saying random words of praise as if they were waking up from a dream, praying ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and they knelt down in an instant.

People tend to follow the crowd, especially in such tense and complicated situations. If you see everyone saying it is true, you will believe it.

For example, Eleanor, who has seen God descend, but not much, and the other guardian knights in the team.

Eleanor raised her head and looked curiously at the mural on the ceiling for a long time.

Suddenly I felt a little abrupt, and I quickly lowered my head and prayed, hoping that the gods would protect them from being assassinated again before they returned to the royal capital. I couldn't bear it anymore!

Even Tenis himself was stunned. He suspected that Ji Ming was not a person who liked to talk nonsense. There was no way he could deceive me on such a big matter?

Among the crowd, only Ji Ming remained calm, not because he was naturally calm, but because no matter where the leader was... he had to use both hands to toast him.

And as a god, he can clearly feel this so-called god's breath. Although the smell is right, it is a bit too... blunt?

It's like attending a cocktail party. Although some women smell good, if they taste it carefully, there will be a smell of tobacco between their lips and teeth. This is because she couldn't help but drink one before coming.

And some men look respectable, but there is a touch of pink on their collars that has not been wiped clean. That is because they have quick eyesight and quick hands, and they have already won one in this game by relying on the first move.

These are indeed noises that should not exist, but they are also the side reflection of their life trajectory, and are the personal characteristics that every intellectual being must have.

And now, the divine breath that descended into the church has no characteristics at all.

It is neither as heavy and suffocating as the God of Shadow, nor as strong and hot as the God of Holy Light.

It is like a radio hidden behind the statue, calling out loudly at this moment.

"I am a god! I am a god! Look, there is a god here!"

Apart from this, there is nothing else to say.

But there is no need for Ji Ming to point it out, Tenis has already found something wrong.

She is not a person who likes to doubt herself. She walked forward and touched the scepter. She felt that this weapon that has been with her for many years seemed a little strange today.

And after expressing goodwill to the God of Holy Light through it, there was no response from the other party.

If it weren't for the unique breath of the god still existing, she would have thought she was talking to a cold high wall.

"Strange, why didn't the Lord God pay attention to me..."

[He said: You didn't even call the location, how can I talk to you? 】

Seeing that her trick worked, the nanny's face also restored the kind smile that seemed to be sure of victory.

"Hey, Madam Archbishop, maybe the Lord God has other things to do. After receiving the communication and confirming that it is safe here, he will go back to work quickly, right?"

She walked towards Tenis, with a hidden brilliance in her crescent eyes.

"Hehe, after all, as I said, the Lord God has to manage such a large territory and many things. Let's... let's not trouble Him, right?"

"Uh..."

This time it was Tenis's turn to look embarrassed.

She believed in Ji Ming, but this matter involved too much. In order to prevent these apostates from running around like mice in fear, she couldn't make trouble here.

Helpless, she could only guess that she could say something nice quickly to cover up this matter first, and then take action after collecting more evidence.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from the crowd.

"Oh? Mammy, do you mean that the God is not at home today?"

The only one who dared to come forward at this point was Ji Ming, who was a bystander. He straightened his robe and came to the blazing sun sculpture representing the Holy Light God.

Although we are now in a great advantage, Mammy couldn't help but shrink back after seeing this so-called God's Chosen.

However, she still said hard.

"Yes, the Lord God also has his own life. How could he be waiting for our questions anytime and anywhere?"

And Mammy followed with a compliment, not giving Ji Ming the opportunity to continue asking questions and compete for the right to speak.

"Oh! You are the chosen one from the South, right? You look like a blessed child. I have met the current Pope. He will be happy to see you!"

It is not advisable to extend your hand to a smiling person. If it is someone else, he will praise you as soon as he sees you, and he will take the initiative to make a good situation for you. Then the words should be softer. Why make things so awkward?

What's more, he mentioned the Pope, the direct spokesperson of God in the world - he even mentioned the second-in-command of the company, the general manager. No matter how rich you are, you should be polite.

Unfortunately, the premise of all this is that Ji Ming has to treat the other party as a person, so he just shook his head.

"Then you are really wrong. The time when I was least blessed in my life was when I was still a child."

"Ah this..."

This is so ugly that how can Nanny answer with high emotional intelligence? So even a witty woman like her has to purse her lips and think about it.

And this gives Ji Ming the opportunity to regain the right to speak.

He took out the halo that he had deliberately not worn directly and knocked on the outer wall of the fluorescent light ring.

"Actually, the God has abandoned the contact information of the Archbishop. It's just that the phone number was just changed yesterday, so there is no time to notify her."

What... phone number?

This incoherent sentence confused the nun, but she quickly tried to interrupt after realizing that something was wrong, even if it was meaningless trash talk!

"Really? So that's the case, hey, then let's contact Him another day, I think, let's..."

Things get better and better, and lies get smoother and smoother. In a flash, she really found a reason.

"Today is a special blessing festival for our local believers! Everyone will listen to the stories of the saints of all ages and share the grace from the Lord, right everyone?"

Since they can appear here, the believers around them are naturally in the same group as the nun, old extras, so they didn't feel strange when they heard it, and nodded one after another.

"Yes, yes, we have been looking forward to this day for a long time!"

"Oh, great Lord, I can't wait to witness your glory!"

"Yes! And there is... uh, ah! The church will also distribute free food today, such as winter melon and pork ribs soup, pan-fried lamb chops, and, hehe..."

Bull Demon, you are just ordering these dishes, right!

The Chosen One nodded repeatedly when he heard this, and a gratified smile appeared on his face.

"Good, good, it turns out that you can also have fun with the people. It seems that you are really a good bishop, Madam!"

Now everyone laughed, the hall was filled with happy air, and it was a happy scene. It was almost time to move the chopping board over and make dumplings together.

Until Ji Ming rubbed the lamp in his hand again.

"So, this beautiful scenery can't just be seen by us, it must also be seen by the gods."

Grandma wondered if there was something wrong with this Sima thing. Why did she keep biting it?

But her face is still as kind as a grandmother.

"Child, didn't you already know that the Lord God is not here for the time being? Let's change..."

"Yes, didn't you already know it just now? I have Lord Kami's new phone number."

After rudely interrupting the mama, Ji Ming stretched his arms inside the ring, stretched it outward, and actually expanded it to the size of a makeup mirror.

And its middle is no longer the simple hollow structure like before, but a piece of pure white shining like sunlight.

"Lord God, come out and see what your dear believers are doing now."

Following Ji Ming's question, a god's aura that was far hotter and more intense than before descended.

As for the previous one, with an inaudible shattering sound behind the statue, it disappeared quietly like a mouse that saw the light.

And it's not just Ji Ming's halo, but all the blazing sun statues in the church, large and small, the weapons carried by the guardian knights, including the scepter erected by the archbishop... they all responded to the call of the gods and turned into a Another magic fluorescent lamp.

This situation may be a bit exaggerated for Holy Light believers, but it is definitely a miracle that only happens once in a century. The protective knights who were still a little worried almost cried when they saw this.

——The Lord God has finally arrived in person. It seems that the situation of this church will be revealed soon!

Then the next second, the holy light decorations worn by the local believers also began to glow, but for some reason, they were all dim as if covered with a layer of black cloth.

Especially the Bishop's Aunt who was standing opposite Ji Ming. As the local supervisor, she was supposed to have the deepest power of the Holy Light, but she didn't even have a single glowing decoration on her body.

"What? How can I..."

And when Ji Ming silently placed the demon mirror in his hand in front of her, the old man's face reflected in it was full of blackness, and the corners of his mouth hidden in the shadows looked like a ghost laughing strangely.

"You, you slandered me, I'm not! I didn't! You..."

Things reversed so quickly that Grandma subconsciously began to quibble.

But after quickly confirming that the objective facts of the matter were revealed, she took several steps back and chose a handsome direct showdown.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, yes, you are very smart. In fact, I have already rebelled against the Shadow Cult...ah!"

Ji Ming could no longer bear it any longer. He took out the cannon in his arms and used the magazine emptying technique by shining it on his grandma's face.

Pretending, right?

If you keep showing off, I'll make you fly!