Damn It, This Boss Really Has No Normal Skills.

Chapter 373 How to Effectively Defeat the Silla People

"Although it is indeed wrong for me to do this, but... there is really nothing I can do about it, hey..."

Having said this, the deeply regretful Canglang couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.

In fact, there are currently only a few official forces calling a halt to this quasi-violent behavior, and only China is the only one that actually calls a halt and strictly prohibits the participants.

Therefore, until now, his other colleagues are still using carrots and sticks to drive players across the southern part of the kingdom and kill the Evil God Church, which can be regarded as inheriting his "legacy".

Can……

This is all my idea!

Why don't I forget the credit and the limelight doesn't belong to me!

Especially last night when he was flipping through the news and eating, he unexpectedly discovered that the oil-headed military spokesman from Silla, whose name he couldn't even remember, claimed that it was all their idea.

Moreover, they shamelessly said that they united many of their allies around the world, took the lead in promoting the suppression of alien churches, and brought peace to the people of the Kingdom of Glow, further increasing Silla's international influence. They took great credit, second only to Yu Baiying!

Netizens all over the world were numb when they saw this. You only said two short sentences. Why don’t I even know where to start complaining?

Fortunately, this time Brother Tianzhu, who also belongs to the Wuchang of YouTube, took action and took the photo of the old magic flute fairy and the evil god who had converted to the evil god. The whole network exploded. It can be summed up in one word.

——Who are you sending it to? Why don’t you let me show off (sweat soybeans)?

Howard didn't think that "second only to our close ally White Eagle Smecta" was a compliment at all. Looking at his increasingly long bills, he felt that his heart was about to explode.

With his excellent academic qualifications and grades, he spouted a series of curse words mixed in multiple languages. He was sulking for two hours and simply called his boss overnight.

But he called three times in a row, and was already preparing to send an obituary to the president, saying that your young master might have passed away, when he finally got through.

Howard was so anxious that he didn't even care about what the other party said and just started to complain without saying a word.

"Lieutenant General Henry, I want to ask if you have seen tonight's news, the one that has been promoted to the fifth most popular search on Xunle?"

"Huh? Ahem, Area D..."

However, Lieutenant General Henry did not have the urgency of a late-night call from his subordinates, nor did he apologize for missing the obviously important call from the other party. Instead, he hoarse his throat and groaned for a long time before speaking.

"Who is it? Uh... let me see, Howard? Shet! Stop it, be quiet... Cough, oh! Howard, what's the matter with you? If nothing happens, I'll hang up. I'm busy, haha... "

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"Yes! Don't hang up on me!"

"Oh~yes~ah? Oh! I mean, yes, if you have anything to do, just tell me."

"Let me ask you, did you see the Silla military's speech this afternoon?"

"Silla? The one in Silla is too fake. It's really not as good as the one in Lao Bu's family... Oh! I saw it! I saw it! I saw... ah, yes... As a boss, I want to test you first. They What did you say?"

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Full of anger, he didn't want to engage in any more charades and satires, so he went straight to the point and stated his demands.

"I am very dissatisfied with their speech, and they have gone too far in recent times. They have acted privately in many places and have not taken us seriously at all. I think we should..."

Then he heard a long roar coming from the phone.

"Oh! God~ It's wonderful! You are as flexible as a little octopus!"

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"...should, should! Go beat them up immediately! Otherwise, things are likely to be beyond our control, Henry, it is no longer..."

"Ouch!!!!!!"

Henry let out another strange cry, and flew over the earth for at least three times, then he collapsed on the water bed, looking at the cool girl in the ancient Greek style painted on the ceiling and thinking for a long time.

"Huh...that's great, I just want to stay on this island for the rest of my life..."

"...Okay, okay, it's clean enough, little darlings, um...hey? Why do I feel like I forgot something?"

"Oh! Yes, yes, Fake, I forgot! Oops! That damn Asia guy's phone number!"

But when he picked up the phone that fell into the water, he found that there was nothing wrong with the phone, but the call had been hung up long ago.

"Forget it, maybe it's okay. I'll go ask if there are any new toys..."

The words were divided into two parts, and Howard's cell phone was in trouble.

Having advanced to Howard (Chef Tianzhu), he was holding a tool hammer and smashing his cell phone as if crushing ingredients. He didn't stop until the last bits were smashed into crumbs.

Then he opened the drawer, picked out another one from the abundant mobile phone reserves inside, inserted the phone card and continued to use it.

However, the one he called this time was not Lieutenant General Henry, who was his direct boss. Everyone knew that he was unreliable, so Howard had another contact person.

Although his authority is not as good as Henry's, his status is always higher than his own, and he can be regarded as someone he can turn to for help.

But this time, almost as soon as he made the call, the other party connected.

Before he could take the initiative to speak, there came a voice that clearly sounded older, but still full of energy, and had not been drained by wine and sex, nor had its enterprising spirit taken away by comfort.

He said:

"Howard, I guessed you would call me."

Even though they were thousands of miles apart, Howard couldn't help but straighten his back, lower his voice, and said seriously.

"Major General Chester, in that case, let me make it short. I think we should launch a strike against Silla!"

As he said that, he took out the performance report he had written in advance.

"In fact, they have been quite resistant to cooperating with my actions recently, and there are obvious concealments in many places. Major General, since the advent of Yang Yue, the times have changed too fast. If this continues, I think they are likely to be beyond our control!"

Chester was silent for a moment, with only the sound of the pen scratching on the paper.

"Well, I understand what you mean. In fact, I have sent people to contact their people. Today is different from the past. Many things can't be indulged. Mr. Howard, as a member of the military, I will cooperate with your actions in all aspects. Please rest assured!"

"... Very good, very good! Then I'm relieved."

After hanging up the phone, Howard's face was full of smiles. It has to be an old guy, it has to be an old guy! It's reliable to do things!

As for why such a reliable old man can only be a deputy commander and run errands for a second-generation ancestor...

Maybe it's because he looks too much like a lone hero in Hollywood in the last century, a tough guy...It's a bit out of place in the new era, haha, not even a buff!

"Hey..."

Howard was sighing that it would be great if he was surrounded by capable people like Major General Chester, but suddenly felt a little hungry in his stomach.

Well, the anger is gone, and the stomach is empty.

After a little thought, he decided to call his secretary again and ask him to bring the whole takeaway. I'm going to have a big meal tonight to vent my anger!

But before he dialed the phone, the secretary called in, and the first sentence after answering was.

"Sir, that..."

Howard had an ominous premonition in his heart and prepared a hammer in advance.

"You say it, I can bear it."

The secretary swallowed his saliva.

"They... the Power Rangers... just blew up a noble's castle in order to kill a believer of the evil god."

...

"Hello? Sir? Are you still there?"

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Howard was so angry that he fainted, but Chester's actions continued.

So when Canglang and Ji Ming were having dinner and chatting together, he was talking and laughing loudly when he suddenly received a message. He looked down, said hey, and shared it directly with Ji Ming.

Ji Ming opened the video and was also happy.

"Ah, the White Eagle military announced that it would reduce the number of troops stationed in Silla? Oh, this is not a warning, isn't this just pulling out the roots?"

"Oh, come to think of it... that thing is not easy to catch, ordinary people can't pull it out, but who says it's an eagle, so I've been holding it in my hand haha."

After laughing for a while, Ji Ming picked up the chopsticks and put another pork bun on the plate.

As a noble territory whose main product is wheat, the meal that Canglang entertained him will naturally be mainly noodles.

And it's not the conventional European medieval style, but an authentic Chinese noodle feast. Except for the sauce and other things that are a little worse due to the production time, everything else is authentic.

Therefore, after finishing the meal peacefully, it was already late, and Ji Ming didn't plan to rush to the night, so he simply stayed in Maixiang Territory.

However, he felt that he heard a knock on the door not long after closing his eyes. He turned on the system to check the time and found that it was already late at night.

Just ask, in a magical world, who would knock on the door of a man living alone in a hotel so late at night?

Ji Ming walked over and opened the door, and found... well, it was Cang Lang.

"What's wrong? Knocking on my door in the middle of the night."

Cang Lang clapped his hands.

"Didn't we just make a deal in the afternoon? We have done it so many times, can you give me a gift?"

Ji Ming didn't understand his riddle, and was too lazy to use any more words, so he asked directly.

"What do you want to give me?"

"It means that I can get it for free... uh, I mean, I found traces of the evil god church here, but I'm really alone, and I really have no one. Can you accompany me?"

... Damn, there is still work!

If I had known earlier, I might as well live in the mountains, at least I can fall asleep listening to the voices of animal friends.

But since they had already asked, Ji Ming was embarrassed to refuse, so he agreed.

After all, he also wanted to see... How daring is this guy who dared to come to Canglang's territory to cause trouble?

Of course, bitterness is the most bitter when you eat it alone. If you drag others to eat it together, it will be a little sweeter.

So Chloe could not escape the poisonous hand and was pulled out of the room by him. Although she could not continue to be a mount, she had to be a combat follower.

And when he quietly sneaked out of the city under the cover of the guards, Ji Ming remembered that he was busy with excitement and waiting to eat melons and watch the show, and did not ask Canglang about the specific situation.

"This, just like those guards just now, Mai Xiangling is going to be our front granary base camp. In the past week, we have developed a lot of our own people..."

Canglang was able to learn about the news of the evil god church because of the letter sent back by the local spy stationed outside the city.

It turned out that two hours ago, when a spy was out for a walk, he saw several suspicious people walking on the path leading to the mountain in the middle of the night.

In fact, this group of evil god believers were quite cautious. They did not wear the night clothes that looked like they were doing bad things, nor did they move in groups stupidly.

On the contrary, each of them was dressed in ordinary civilian clothes, and the intervals between passing by were very long, which did not look like a group of people at all.

If ordinary people saw them, they would probably mistake them for hardworking hunters who were going to prepare traps in advance, or poor people who went up the mountain to catch poisonous insects and wanted to sell them to pharmacists to supplement their family income.

But who is the spy?

He... He used to be a poor person who went up the mountain in the middle of the night to dig traps and catch poisonous insects, risking his life to support his family.

Now that they finally have a regular job, they can't wait to work overtime 24 hours a day, so they can tell at a glance that they are not human.

After waiting for eight targets and confirming that there really was an abnormal incident, he quickly took out a pen and paper and wrote a letter to report it using the two years of education he received in his childhood.

[Sir, if you are a hunter, the weather is getting warmer, it is a taboo to go up the mountain alone; if you are a poisonous insect catcher, things are unpredictable, and there will be an identity card on your waist to facilitate the collection of corpses]

Canglang was also afraid that the primitive way of delivering information such as running errands and delivering letters would go wrong due to the delay, so he simply took Ji Ming to find this spy again.

There is nothing much to say about him, but his mother died of dystocia when giving birth to the youngest child, and his father went up the mountain to catch poisonous insects and didn't even find the body.

He could only raise four younger brothers and sisters alone, causing a young man who was less than 20 to look like 38. It's not a lot in the villages of Yangyue World, but it's definitely not a small number.

Now that he has a job that doesn't require going out to take risks, and can live a normal life in the village to have no worries about food and clothing, he was so attentive to Canglang that he was like meeting his own father who had quietly resurrected.

Therefore, the detailed version he repeated was not much different from what was said in the letter. He was really a very honest farmer.

When he heard what he said, Ji Ming immediately frowned.

There are only two possibilities for the evil god church to do such a thing.

One is that the newborn calf is not afraid of the tiger, does not know the existence of the wolf, and does not know how to hide itself - this too young evil god church is here to give up its head.

The other possibility is that they know there is a tiger in the mountain, but they still go to the tiger mountain. They are not calves at all, but Wu Song who comes to fight the tiger with a Gatling gun - this is a trap for them.

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