Chapter 372 I've Got You, Delicious Cultist
[The strong wind is blowing, the clouds are flying, and the warriors are here to guard the four directions! 】
[The evil god must be suppressed at any time, no matter what! 】
[Think about it, you took your mobile phone, went online, opened D station, and played songs, and suddenly you were robbed by the evil god! 】
[So a day without evil gods is a good day! 】
[Formation code 114514, at eight o'clock tonight, brothers, come and join me in a bloody battle in Sand City, and kill the evil God of Pollen (angry)]
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[(Doubtful) Posting cake in the off-season? Why didn't anyone come out and have a seizure together? 】
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[Wait a minute, I forgot to mention it. In fact, his statue is quite beautiful. [Picture] Look, it’s pure figurine level. This workmanship is pure. Deduct a team and go steal it with me! 】
【(Kiss) Wow, there’s Naito 111111】
[It’s still the best aesthetic of Brother Alien (it’s so hot that I’m sweating), I’m almost going to faint with these statues alone 11111]
[Dude, this is the window design in the core area. Now it’s hard to even think about it. 11111]
[(Bi Xinxin) Bring me a professional craftsman. If you share more loot, I can help you color your collection for free! 】
Although the player group is not monolithic, with their own interests in mind, it is not easy to maintain a semblance of peace.
However, the expansion of Secret War will inevitably involve more players, so that more and more topics about the Church of the Evil God began to appear on the forums.
But since it is the Church of the Evil God, it cannot be a dungeon that allows for enjoyable adventures. No matter how much fun the players have, they will inevitably come into contact with abuse.
Especially one who worked as a war correspondent in reality. After accidentally entering an evil god's sacrificial ceremony during a normal expedition, he boldly took a large number of sensational pictures with his own hands.
Even though the game has a built-in system to take care of the player's SAN value, the player was still shocked after seeing the little broccoli lying on the ground and the dying child in the cage.
So starting five days ago, all the major guilds issued announcements to unswervingly participate in this war against the Evil God Church.
They support and encourage players who belong to their lineage to take the initiative to eliminate the threats around them and drive out the evil cultists one by one.
But slogans are slogans. Since they can stay deep in the southern part of the kingdom for many years without being discovered by the Holy Light Church, it means that in addition to personal connections, they definitely have their own lurking methods.
Therefore, most players relied on guesswork in the detective game and worked for several days with enthusiasm. As a result, they did not catch many true believers of the evil god, but beat up a lot of country liars who were pretending to be gods.
Moreover, there are some idiots who are not firm-minded. They go there with the intention of impressing others, but they are almost deceived by the leader of the believers. If they are not pulled by friends who are traveling with them, they may have jumped on the spot.
Things got louder and louder, and the forum gradually became more turbulent. Therefore, while the official forces of various countries were frantically farming and building infrastructure, they also noticed the bad things happening in the distant kingdoms.
"This is not possible. Players may be able to survive in violent confrontations, but if you think about it... I can't say."
"If this continues, the story of another world counterattacking the earth may come true. This is no longer an ordinary evil god. He must strike hard!"
After all, one of their missions when entering the game was to protect the people, so they sent professionals to provide guidance and reinforcements, so that at least the players would suffer less.
Back then, we held a special conference in the United Kingdom, and we didn’t mention the quarrelsome part. Anyway, in the end, they jointly called for cutting some things in the Yangyue world that should be cut, and not to be soft-hearted.
Among the professionals sent to guide players in slaying evil gods is Cang Lang. As a special agent of the Foreign Affairs Bureau with a background of armed police, he has extensive experience in dealing with these gods and ghosts.
At the beginning, I was thinking that all the players who could enter the kingdom were level 20 or above. As long as they had their own command, wouldn't they be able to torture a group of fools who believed in giant squids?
It turns out that fools do exist, but they are basically ours.
"What? Brother, I can't understand that gesture. In reality, I'm just a security guard."
"Wait a minute, Wotfa? Who are you? Why should we listen to an Asiatic!"
"There really aren't any weird people... ah? Well... isn't it natural that there should be a noble girl with exquisite makeup on the road in the middle of the night? Have you ever played a two-dimensional game?"
[Your friend·Desert Wolf·Has been warmed up】
I can only say that fortunately the game has a punishment system for players to hurt each other, although it no longer directly blocks people's accounts like it did during the closed beta.
But it would be bad if the official set the ID to pink for several days as a warning, or even put it on the bounty list, and transformed into the eyes of other players to kill a Mimic that can explode gold coins.
It's not that Cang Lang thinks that those in today's player circle who have the strength to defeat him will come all the way to fight for this reward.
It's just that the mission is the most important thing. No player is willing to believe that a guy with a pink name can be a reliable commander, unless he is really a primary school student.
Therefore, in the early stage of this evil-killing battle, China basically relied on the official lineup C, but because there were really not many people available, the efficiency was very low.
If we only talk about K/D, the best record is actually White Eagle. It's because Howard's Father's Alliance, which is composed of psychopaths, is too strong.
Because their brains are not normal, and they have their own absurd logic loop, so when facing the evil god's believers, not only are their hearts as unshakable as a mountain, but they will also deal damage in the opposite direction.
"I, I, I... How can I not say it to you? No, I am loyal to the Lord God, ah! I will die for my faith, I will be finished!"
As for those old stubborn people who can't be defeated by talking alone, they are usually the highest level monsters in the dungeon, and they have another set of output rules.
"Father's Sorrow, assemble!"
Just fight, who can beat a group of psychopaths who really believe that they have superpowers and are raised by another world with endless confidence?
Unless the evil god is brave enough to fight with all his strength in the territory of the Holy Light, no one can be their opponent.
But facing such a brilliant record and such a powerful team, Howard, as the leader, is not happy.
Because...
"Big brother and big sister, I beg you, please hold back a little when you attack, okay? Even if I am, I am Nick Fury from another world, not Bruce Wayne from another world!"
However, it is impossible to expect a group of superpowers who claim to be saviors to exercise restraint. It is good enough for them to enter Vought Company and compete for the seven-member team to be colleagues with Azu.
So at the least, the tower will collapse, and at the worst, the village will be flattened. They will swing the cattle and sheep of the villagers to hit people, and throw the roof of his house out at the same time.
Howard can only be like a loser like the classic middle-aged frustrated old white male protagonist in comedy movies, giving orders loudly but no one cares.
"NO! NO! NO! Isn't there a big rock next to it? Put down the innocent carriage!"
"Damn it, stop the laser eye in time when it is empty, don't look at other people's houses!"
"Senior sister, can you help me persuade them not to sneak into the Viscount's house? What? You did it too? Steal the collection in his wine cellar?"
It's not that he didn't think about asking his superiors for reimbursement, but the fat bastard gave a reply of
"Ahem, sorry, Thomas kid, there are too many people watching this matter... It's really hard to settle the accounts."
"???"
"Haha, you know, it's not good for us if this matter is exposed. Well, it will be bad if the opponent takes this position."
"Then... So what do you mean?"
"Xiao Huo, your family has money anyway, just cover it first."
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"I'm begging you on my knees, okay? My ancestral office building is about to be sold, I really can't afford the loss!"
So purely in terms of positive impact, White Eagle may have to be the bottom line among the official forces that have really taken action. After all, it's a classic script of working hard for a long time and leaving a mess behind and losing money.
So who is winning this war against evil?
Is it the Royal Family? Is it Gaul? Is it Rossiya? Or Japan?
The answer is none of them, it's my Tianzhu!
Admittedly, it's very difficult to use verbal cannons to deal with the stubborn believers of the evil god, but it's by no means impossible!
Facing the legendary Magic Flute Immortal, even the most devout pagans could only be defeated, and they returned home in a big defeat in the debate, and lost a great enlightenment.
"I've realized it, haha, I've realized it! It turns out that you are the real savior! Immortal, you humble ants are willing to convert, please be magnanimous!"
The evil god who watched all this saw that his subordinates all knelt down respectfully to others, and his face turned red on the spot.
What a bullshit other people's territory, what a bullshit sun god, if I don't get out today, my faith may collapse and I will fall!
If this angry evil god killed the old immortal on the spot, perhaps his church could still be saved, and he could make up a story about the gods appearing and killing pagans.
And this already legendary story can end here, with the old immortal temporarily retreating and fighting again another day as the ending.
The problem is that the story can be even more legendary, because the evil god feels that his end is already considered bullying, and it would be too much if he took action.
You have to get up where you fell. Didn't you win my followers by debating? Come on, let's fight!
After hearing this, the old immortal did not panic, but took a difficult yoga pose and accepted this war of principles.
So three thousand years later... at least both sides claimed to have fought in the realm of heaven for three thousand years, half an hour later in the real world.
"Immortal, how dare I compete with the bright moon with the light of a firefly! I have achieved great enlightenment and am sincerely convinced. Please accept me to continue practicing!"
The old immortal was not ecstatic, but smiled with a flower, nodded and sighed silently, and accepted this disciple.
For Tianzhu, reverse preaching to the other world is a major event worthy of national jubilation. The celebrating people are almost setting this day as a festival.
But for other forces... it is indeed a big deal!
After all, even if the experience of the novice village is eaten up, they are only responsible for sending players to more than 20 levels.
It is definitely enough to deal with those rotten tomatoes and high-level trash, and travel and explore safely within the kingdom, but if you want to go further, it all depends on the player's luck.
Therefore, even though the public beta has been around for nearly a month, there are still no players who have broken through to level 30. Even the fastest ones are looking for monsters everywhere.
But the evil god, even if it is just a rural sub-god like the rock dragon Reynolds, if he wants to fool the people to offer incense, he must be at least level 30.
And this is not a paid hire, nor is it a godfather or a thigh-hugging. This is the surrender of others to the players, and the combat power is truly and completely owned by the players.
Therefore, all rankings, regardless of their weight, have unanimously raised the ranking of the Tianzhu official guild, ranking third in comprehensive strength, and soaring to the first place in the combat power list.
Seeing that the third brother has achieved a record, Canglang can no longer sit still.
And people's patience is limited. After it was clearly agreed that all actions should be under command, the Internet princess still made trouble with the support of two licking dogs, causing the action to fail.
He thought that since they could not understand Mahayana Buddhism, it would be better to let them feel the charm of Shaolin Kung Fu!
When the other party was so angry that they started to besiege first, Canglang, who had been unable to hold back, used a real three punches and two kicks to beat Fei Xiaohu back to the urinal on the spot.
Now the little princess and the two-faced cat were completely scared and stopped crying and making trouble. Their smart IQ instantly occupied the high ground.
"Brother, calm down. My friend is not very human. We are, we really are!"
"Yes, brother, you are the boss. Whatever you say is what it is. Isn't it just tracking? We will go right away!"
It can only be said that the small tree is not straight without pruning. It just shook a little. Not only did it track the evil god believer again, but also lit up the person's lair on the map.
Holding the evil god leader whose spine had been broken by the hammer, Canglang suddenly felt... Hey, extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures. Sometimes you still have to use a little force.
So a ruthless man named [Great Desert Canglang] appeared in the southern region of the kingdom. He was everywhere trying to get players to kill the evil god.
And when the task was not opened, he was smiling and talking about uncle and brother all the time. Once it was opened, he turned his face instantly. Anyone who disobeyed would be scolded at the least, and even beaten at the worst.
In less than three days, he became the legendary [Pink Death God]. The death god [Just want to die] that has been passed down from the closed beta to the present was named [Black Death God] because he liked to wear a black suit.
"Oh my god, it works so well?"
This is not just a single faction. After learning that there is such an operation, peers from all countries who are also in a state of panic all follow suit, intending to let players learn what it means to be a little proficient in boxing and kicking.
Just when they were preparing to hit the demon's heart with an iron fist, sweep away the chaos with a heavy kick, and bury the evil god church with the force that is unrivaled among the player group.
Old Zhao: I said stop.
"What are you doing? Can't you solve the problem after entering the game?"
"Don't talk to me about other things! Is it something we can do to threaten the people? You are destroying our foundation!"
So Canglang, the main culprit, was exiled to Maixiangling and became the captain of the farmland security team.