Chapter 406 Wai Shu, You Are Not a Half-Immortal, Are You?
Unexpectedly, Senzan, who in the past should have executed immediately without hesitation, had no reaction today. Instead, he respectfully stepped aside, as if to welcome a new monarch.
But before he could bend down, he was pushed back by a strong hand, followed by a warm voice.
"Don't feel guilty my friend, you just did your job and obeyed your conscience, and from today on, the Balanta people don't need to kowtow to anyone."
It's a pity that after all, maybe it's because he always calls himself the Black Lion of the South and is proud of it. In short, Pissel, who was expelled, is still suppressed and unable to hold his head up.
So he could only tell that the man walking over was a man wearing a leopard camouflage military uniform, and behind him were several soldiers with loaded weapons and fingers that were trembling with excitement.
gun? Could it be that this is military...
Grass! I knew that these damn fools couldn't be trusted!
But his hard struggle was still meaningless, and he could only squeeze out words as cold as a poisonous snake from between his teeth.
"and who are you!?"
"Oh, he is just a pawn under the tyrant who is unwilling to be confused."
After getting rid of the last bit of resentment in his heart, the man glanced at the military rank on his shoulder and raised his head slightly.
"I'm sorry, it doesn't matter who I am. As a former captain of the Royal Army, I'm just here to tell you, His Majesty Pisel, no, sir, your dark reign begins and ends today."
"This is impossible! I am the king, do you understand!?"
But Pisel immediately issued a hysterical denial, and his whole black face twisted up.
But it wasn't enough. Maybe the gentle Wang was afraid that the people around him were deaf and couldn't hear, or maybe he wanted to kill all the panic in his heart, he emphasized again.
"I am the great and orthodox Pisel II, Your Majesty the King!"
The captain just shook his head in disbelief.
"Oh, well, maybe you still are, at least until you sign this."
Then he took out a thoughtful and drafted abdication edict and pushed it in front of Pisel.
Pisel's face showed shock at first, and then turned into ecstasy.
——There is still a chance, hehe! If the dust has not settled, then there is still a chance for everything!
So he tilted his head and showed a self-taught, scoundrel-like smile.
"I don't sign!"
"Pfft...hahaha."
Unexpectedly, the captain standing in front of him also smiled, and he laughed very happily, as if he had already guessed that he would do this.
So Pisel's anger that had just subsided suddenly rose again, and he kept banging on the table top that he could barely reach with his left hand.
"Idiot! Why are you laughing? Don't laugh! I'm warning you, I have a close personal relationship with Yuan... I have a close relationship with Mr. Johnny from the White Eagle Embassy. They will not let you overthrow me. They must have condemned it in the United Nations now. Just wait for your atrocities, the heavenly soldiers will come soon!"
But this time it wasn't just the captain, everyone in the room, whether they were pressing him or pressing the gun, including the silly Senzan, all laughed.
But the captain was obviously a decent man and did not let everyone continue to treat this greedy and stupid pig as a clown. After all, this was too insulting to the pig and the clown.
So he signaled everyone to be quiet, and then looked at Senzan beside him.
"Friend, I hope you can tell Mr. Pisel without any hesitation, where is Johnny now?"
Although technically he belonged to the security department, Senzan immediately stood up.
"Report sir! Mr. Johnny is on the first floor, waiting to re-determine with you the ownership of important minerals such as the Pogo Gold Mine!"
! ! !
The frightened Pisel felt that the blood all over his body was cold, but before he could shout "What?", he saw a hand pressing on the table.
"Don't worry, Pisel, I won't go to see him first. I may meet Mr. Zhang from the Chinese Embassy first. After all, the people of Balanta really need a railway, and you, a waste, have stolen those precious international railways." All the aid was used for some damn coronation ceremony!"
"so!"
He sat in front of Pissel and slapped a pen on the edict.
"I will wait here for you to sign first, and I also want to tell you that the heroic people of Balanta will wait with me until you personally admit your failure! Admit that we bought our freedom with our own hands. , rather than relying on anyone’s charity!”
"……asshole!"
Pisel, who had completely collapsed, didn't know where the strength came from. He raised his head like a mouse poking his head out of the gutter, only to find that what caught his eyes was a red beret worn at an angle, and A face as young as the soldier behind him.
He is young just as the world is still young.
So when Ji Ming came out of the window, flew around the group under the tower with a hand of lightning, went up to search, and went back to ignore it, he could only gather the crowd under the leadership of the Viscount to hang up and act as the local knights of the atmosphere group. After that, he received A message from the Wolf.
[Shu, are you a half-immortal? Can you still count? 】
Then there is a piece of breaking news that is freshly baked and so hot that it has not even had time to be released.
[Sudden military changes occurred in Balanta, a small country in southern Africa. The infamous King Pisser II, known as the last tyrant of mankind, was overthrown by the rebels]
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[According to reliable sources, this change was assisted by the King's Guard Captain Senzan Aclair Pipi. He did not clash with the paratroopers who rushed into the King's Palace, but took the initiative to open the door and help them complete a peaceful change without any bloodshed and sacrifice]
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[According to insiders, the reason for this change may be related to the "Two Moons Struggle" that Pisel II has been immersed in recently. Because he put more energy into the game and relaxed the supervision of all parties in Balanta, the rebels did not encounter any resistance or interrogation from collecting weapons, contacting personnel, gathering troops, and sneaking into the capital]
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It can only be said that those who save themselves will be helped by God. When the confused Senzan was still thinking about how to save himself, a long-planned change happened.
He only needs to open the door himself to complete the most perfect choice in his life.
He escaped the liquidation of Pisel II and the trial of the reform troops. As an outstanding representative of the conservative forces, he lost his shackles and got a pretty good future.
... Shit, that strange feeling was caused by this. I thought S3 was really going to start.
Ji Ming was silent for a while, and had to send a message to Cang Lang.
Best answer: [I don't know]
The ox cart was naturally driven away by the people on the mountain, so Ji Ming, who didn't want to walk at night, planned to find a suitable place to rest for a night.
But this happened one after another. Before he closed the system page, another person sent a video call request.
No need to guess, this time it must be [Mother Earth] who also added him as a friend.
And when you open the page, you can see that she is constantly hitting the big gong in her hand with the excitement of WeChat business team building and the excitement of a social animal who finally made it to the day before the rest day.
This wave, this wave is... the world's first V finally started to show his talent (hard to hold it).
Anyway, people are in a good mood when they are happy. Mother Earth made a big noise for several minutes under the red banner [Warmly congratulate the savior Ji Ming for successfully reducing the tension of the earth] before stopping.
Then the sentence "Baby, mommy loves you, give me a heart" almost scared Ji Ming to death on the spot.
But it is indeed worth celebrating like this. Although Balanta is just an unknown and wonderful country, your distant place is someone else's hometown. After all, it was "The Struggle of Two Moons" that brought about this great change?
As long as cooperation and win-win, the pursuit of beautiful expectations can gradually become a consensus, similar positive events will increase, and everything will be fine.
And everything that happened in Balanta is just the most representative part of it.
Unfortunately, perhaps there were too many good things that happened today. When Ji Ming successfully obtained the approval of his boss and found a small hotel to order two more meat dishes to splurge, he was rejected by the big-nosed old man.
"Uncle, your economy is so good here, don't you make money?"
Looking at the gold coin flying in his hand, the old man who was attacked by the mind swallowed his saliva.
Just as he was about to say something, he was pulled by the old woman behind him, and he quickly woke up and bowed humbly.
"Master, you look like a pioneer, right? Such a big thing happened today. If we accept you, we will be in trouble. You have to live to spend money. Please spare our lives!"
"... Tsk."
After leaving the inn, Ji Ming had only four options.
One was to use the portal transfer right today - I won't accompany you anymore, I will go back to the dungeon to rest!
One was to find a good garbage dump and be a homeless person who can live anywhere because he has been paid by the old Buddha.
One was to go to the mountains and be a wild man who was responsible for making soup for wild dogs, digging manure pits for wild cats, removing barnacles from turtles, and scribbling on stone walls.
As for the last one, it was to imitate Pisel's way of venting anger, randomly select a rich family, and rely on his high charm value to start the succubus form for free purchase.
Just as he was dodging the patrolmen on the road and wanted to see who the lucky rich guy would be today, he really met an unexpected top rich guy.
"You...are you His Royal Highness?"
Humphrey once said that you can't check everything, what if you find something?
At this time, the Viscount was obviously in such an embarrassing situation.
According to his impression, the pioneers who can come to the heart of the kingdom are a group of very rich guys, so the first place he led his soldiers to was the most upscale hotel in the city.
Originally, he wanted to check it out and extort a little as pocket money, but his soldiers couldn't knock on the door on the top floor no matter what, and the guests said that they would not allow them to go in and search.
"So crazy? Have you reported my name to the Lord!"
"I reported it, sir, but they still didn't agree."
"So disrespectful?"
Although a little angry, the cautious Viscount was afraid that there would be any problems, so he asked the boss first.
It turned out that there were two young people living there, a man and a woman, who were dressed elegantly and behaved well... They seemed to be brother and sister.
After driving away the group of loyal mages, the Viscount was left without a reliable adviser. With the amazing wisdom of a minor noble, he thought for a moment and slapped his forehead.
Here are the big buck teeth, and here is the upward index finger.
"Hey, I know!"
——Who else can meet all the above requirements except the pioneers?
And isn’t it a coincidence? The big event that happened in the city this evening seems to be an internal fight among the pioneers. It is normal for them to appear here!
To be honest, the Viscount didn’t want to interfere in the affairs of the pioneers, but they fought so hard at the door of his house that he didn’t even have the mood to go to the alley tonight.
This is slapping himself in the face. This is no longer an ordinary pioneer. He must fight hard. They must give him an explanation!
So he ignored the threats and scoldings of the guests, turned around anxiously, and directly asked his soldiers to force the door open.
The king’s suite with extremely luxurious decoration was indeed as the hotel owner said, with two young people, a man and a woman.
And the Viscount took a closer look and found that, hey! This little girl is good-looking, and looks quite similar to the famous Princess Fia...
Plop!
He immediately dealt a critical blow to his knees, and then fell down respectfully.
"Honorable Prince Philip, please forgive my offense, I just..."
Although the social form of the Yangyue world is similar to that of the European Middle Ages, with the intervention of hundreds of saviors and tens of thousands of years of evolution, some very interesting changes have occurred.
For example, the issue of the fiefdoms of princes and grandchildren, in order to avoid too many poisonous insects who rely on blood to lie on the kingdom and suck blood, and to avoid the emergence of royal children like the King of Fu in the late Ming Dynasty, who have no meaning in their lives except being potted with venison in the end, the three kingdoms have implemented the same system of fiefdom - the assessment system.
That is: every king's heir will automatically obtain the title of "Prince/Princess" when he is born, and enjoy the salary that gradually increases with age, but if you want to go further, you must participate in the assessment.
This assessment, which is usually conducted at the age of 20, is very complex and comprehensive. Just like going to college, one's daily virtues and deeds, as well as his reputation among the people and nobles, will account for part of the score. During the exam, one's insights and suggestions on various complex affairs and difficult issues in the kingdom will also account for part of the score.
Even at the end of the assessment, there is an interview session like a graduation defense. The princes and grandchildren have to face a joint review team composed of at least three powerful dukes, because without the courage to face the tiger, even if they own land, they are just fat sheep in the eyes of others.
Although it is still inevitable that there will be some dirtiness, the princes and princesses who can pass it must at least be more human. After obtaining the fiefdom and the title of "Prince/Princess", they can also do things that look like a monarch.