Damn It, This Boss Really Has No Normal Skills.

Chapter 420 Exploded

"Oops, sorry everyone, I have a little thing to deal with."

Faced with such a difficult situation, Ji Ming, who is well versed in escaping, naturally activated his classic skill - peeing!

And this time he really didn't lie. After politely and elegantly draining the water, Ji Ming, who was washing his hands quietly, couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

-Traversers, unlocking is your eternal home!

Originally, he opened the compartments one by one to check. Although it didn't come this time, what if [Eleanor] refreshed in the pit.

As a result, after confirming that it was safe, before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief and rest, he heard footsteps, whispers, and the rustling of fabrics rubbing from outside.

Luckily, Ji Ming has good ears and can hear that it is a man and a woman discussing whether the woman's husband will mind. It's not the dark, deep and cruel life like last time, so...

What a fart!

Ji Ming looked around and found that this damn toilet had only one exit, and there was a long corridor outside. If he walked out like this, he would only bump into them.

"Fuck!"

Not wanting to face such an embarrassing situation, he could only turn into an assassin, relying on his teacher being an elf sage, and climb down through the open window.

[Why do you say it as if he is a thief?]

Ji Ming acted decisively and was lucky. He found a dark corner in the garden outside the small building and hid there. He was not seen by the patrolling guards nearby.

But today was really unlucky. He was about to open the player forum to see if they were the ones who did some of the rumors he heard today, but he heard a very bad voice again.

This was definitely the episode he hated his hearing the most, because he judged that it was Franco who had been chatting and laughing with him before.

And at this time, he was playing poker with another lady who had just invited Ji Ming to set up a poker game, and the poker table was banging.

...No, there seems to be a third one. This game is actually Landlord!

But it is not Ji Ming's turn to decide what cards people want to play and who they want to play with. The only thing he can do if he doesn't want to continue to listen is to change places quickly...

Change places...

Change...

...

"I'm really sweating. It's not because I'm tired, but because I'm numb."

Ji Ming almost laughed out of anger. No wonder there are so few people in the field after twelve o'clock. It turns out that they are all card lovers!

"Disgusting, disgusting!"

And he felt that his strange luck seemed to be involved in the card game. He didn't know what was going on in his heart.

But no matter what, the crisis warning was buzzing like this. It must be true that this place is not suitable for staying for a long time.

So he didn't care about saying goodbye to the host and fulfilling the noble etiquette. What is there to talk about with these poker lovers? He saw an opportunity and directly climbed over the wall and left the turret.

However, the next moment, before his right foot had time to land, he heard a scream from the side.

...No way, there's no room for all of you monsters? You're still running out to play?

Ji Ming couldn't stand it anymore, and decided to use his own hands to stop this evil trend that was like a flood and a beast, endangering the youth of the kingdom.

But when he turned his head, he found that the surprised gecko lying on the wall was actually an old acquaintance.

"Eleanor, you...how did you get refreshed here?"

"I, I, I...you recognized the wrong person, I'm not Eleanor!"

"Okay!"

Ji Ming was kind, so he naturally followed the advice and nodded and ran away.

As a result, he was held tightly before he took three steps.

"Ji Ming, why did you run out?"

Came out to see the gecko climbing the wall... Hold it in, don't say this!

Ji Ming: "Uh...what are you doing here?"

[This sentence is even worse! ]

Eleanor: "Uh..."

The little boss thought that I was also there, what can I say?

Then I might as well join this embarrassment!

[Uh...]

What are you uhing about!

Ji Ming had to change the question and pointed to the other side of the wall.

"I came here to attend a banquet, but they... did you come here to remind me of this?"

No matter how stupid Eleanor was, she couldn't stand the lack of time, so she nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes! I heard from others that you were invited by Prince Philip to attend the banquet, and I was afraid that you... couldn't stand the atmosphere of the banquet in the capital, so I ran here to remind you!"

"Atmosphere~ Ah~"

Looking at Ji Ming's complicated eyes and his teeth-ache grin, Eleanor hurriedly clarified.

"I didn't do it!"

Ji Ming believed this sentence, not only because he believed in Eleanor's family education and willpower, but mainly because he believed in the blood curse of the Huiguang family.

The favorite thing for nobles is marriage. For them, it is better to give away their offspring in exchange for an opportunity to unite with colleagues rather than letting a useless commoner take away their offspring in exchange for the reputation of pursuing love.

Therefore, although the old nobles of the Zhengguang Banner in the capital seem to have their own mountains, they actually have some blood from the Glorious Royal Family, and have inherited the long-standing [Dragon King] curse.

Although they are not completely controlled by desire, after all, even if they are direct victims, the Sun King who holds the greatest power can always maintain his cunning nature.

But in the face of some seemingly insignificant temptations on weekdays, such as enthusiastic banquets, hot atmospheres, and invitations to a card game that only require a nod...

It is important to understand that not only those pawns who have already crossed the river, but even those princes and princesses who have not yet passed the royal assessment and have no real power.

With the care of their elders and relatives, there should be a few male and female servants and old women around them to serve them.

Since they can barely be considered a "small official", they can trigger the most basic [Dragon King] curse.

And objectively speaking, not everyone can have the precious promise of their parents in exchange for their lives like Eleanor, or have a good mother and a good brother as a solid backing like Fia, directly paving the way for her to the heights of power.

So for more royal children, they may have known at the age of eight that they are destined to be a background board for running with others in this life.

In this case, it is better to take advantage of the resources now, work hard, make more friends of the opposite sex, and use other means to exchange for a way out.

As for those noble children who do not have the pressure of assessment, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, he is not the eldest son, and he has no ambition and strength to compete for the right of succession. Naturally, he can start his own life of luxury with peace of mind.

After all, instead of self-control, it is better to take advantage of the fact that he can still enjoy himself now and eat all the sweetness in this life, so as not to regret it when he fails to overcome the tribulation in the future.

As for the pawns who have crossed the river...

It is true that they have stronger self-control, but the corresponding curse effect is also stronger.

Look left and right, anyway, everyone is like this, life is short, so why not let go a little?

Moreover... the premise of this negotiation is to be frank, so no matter what the meaning of this word is, it doesn't matter, right?

In short, under the influence of many parties and the leading role of His Majesty the King, the Glorious King's capital has gradually developed a luxurious banquet atmosphere, and only very few people can escape.

Among them, in addition to ambitious people like Philip who are not likely to stop here, there are outliers like Eleanor.

There is no way. Who told her to lose her parents soon after she was born? Her grandmother also had a mental breakdown and stayed at home. Her grandfather was an old pervert and had been actively or passively cutting her off for various reasons?

So from beginning to end, no one had arranged any subordinates for her. She could only live in the palace and be self-reliant, and she could not meet the conditions for the [Dragon King] curse to take effect.

Not only that, but what is even more terrible is that her only relative now is an ascetic succubus, which can be regarded as the hedging tag of the blood curse.

[So this story wants to tell us... A blessing in disguise? ]

"Hey, hey, hey, I didn't say that! You are the one who only has hell and no jokes!"

After sorting out his thoughts, Ji Ming defined Eleanor's behavior in one sentence.

"Eleanor, you are right to do this. There is nothing to be ashamed of. They are the idiots!"

After saying that, he turned sideways and gestured to the distance of the road.

"Let's go. Are you going back to the Holy Mountain directly, or do you have a place to stay here? I'll see you off."

"I..."

But just as Eleanor opened her mouth, she heard a dull explosion in the distance. She was already uneasy and was frightened and squatted on the ground.

? ? ?

"Don't be afraid, it might just be a large-yield explosion!"

Ji Ming said calmly, but his body still honestly opened a positive Qi shield, encircling both of them.

As for the location of the explosion, there was no need to check, because in the next second, a large-scale riot broke out in the manor separated by only a wall.

Amid the chaotic noises, the panic of men, the screams of women, and the barking and screams of the dogs in the gatehouse were all mixed together.

Oh my god, it can't be a terrorist attack, right?

Ji Ming was just about to say, "Oh, awesome! Qixia City is really simple and honest. I just came out for a meal today and still had a big fireworks display." He suddenly remembered...

Could it be that some dedicated policeman found a crowd here and subconsciously rushed in with people to start sweeping! ?

It sounds absurd, but this is a game, and it's normal for players to do anything.

And he has been giving intensive lectures to the Holy Light believers during this period, and he didn't pay much attention to what happened down the mountain, so he quickly asked Canglang.

[Hey, haven't you visited the forum today? ]

[Uh, I was just about to visit, and I heard an explosion here]

Since Canglang can say this, it means that this must be a big deal, so Ji Ming just opened the forum and saw a hot post on the front page that was rising wildly.

I just want to die: [Everyone is eating coarse food, and they still have the nerve to enjoy themselves here? Hurry up and enter my live broadcast room, and watch me blow up these bastards! 】

The story was very simple. Seven days ago, when Ji Ming passed by Qixia City, it was finally unlocked on the map as a large server that could accommodate tens of thousands of people.

Although he was still moving slowly in the quiet convoy towards the direction of the Holy Mountain at that time, players around the world were excited on the Internet.

Nothing else, everyone wanted to see what this great city, which had a history of thousands of years and was later operated by Huiguang for five hundred years, would look like in their ears.

As a result, the players worked hard to reach level 30, and they also relied on their connections to pass through the Jumen Pass. They even went to the outside of Qixia City and gave the damn guard a lot of money before they were allowed to enter.

After going through so much hardship and spending a lot of money, I finally entered the damned Glorious Kingdom, but what I saw was something completely different from what I imagined.

"Oh my god, little bastard, where are you from? Is this still Glorious?"

For Ji Ming, who had been sightseeing, eating and drinking everywhere, and doing some small tasks along the way, the feeling might not be that deep.

But the players who had experienced the life of the Glorious Kingdom for two and a half months and fought with various people and even each other in all kinds of ways, had experienced too much.

Therefore, although in Ji Ming's heart, most of the nobles of the Glorious Kingdom were useless and hateful insects, a group of demons who could only crawl on the bodies of ordinary people and suck blood.

But in the eyes of the players, they were...

"Shit?"

[Fuck, are you still playing? Come on, come on, I'll take you around the Glorious Kingdom, come and see what these damn beasts are doing? 】

Unlike those guild players who are good at dancing and first think about how to win over more forces, the Death God who has transformed into an independent player has no worries.

He walked around Qixia City with a live broadcast, filming everything he saw, frequently looking for NPCs passing by to talk, triggering various side quests and even hidden tasks.

It's not that no one stopped him from doing this, but even if the Death God has withdrawn from the front-line combat sequence, his strength is not comparable to these watchdogs.

With his fearless spirit, he successfully broke into many so-called forbidden areas and got first-hand images inside.

Although he certainly couldn't force his way into the core of the kingdom, which is a real military secret, he would have no problem bypassing the guards to go in for a walk at the noble banquet.

As a result, when he ran in and took a look, let's not talk about anything else, just talk about the food.

If the nobles of Sunshine City can eat most of it, and the nobles of the southern part can eat most of it, then the nobles of the capital can't eat much, but they have to put a full table.

"Such extravagance, how much good fortune do you sons of bitches have to squander!"

The God of Death had just saved a lot of villagers in the south who were almost starving to death because of the lord's excessive exploitation. How could he tolerate such a situation?

It happened that he was discovered by the guards of the banquet because of his overreaction and staying too long, so he simply went all out and wrestled with them.

But after all, one man cannot beat four hands. Facing the siege of more and more people, the God of Death, who was alone, finally fell into a disadvantage.

So at the critical moment, he took out a terrifying weapon.

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