Damn It, This Boss Really Has No Normal Skills.

Chapter 450 Buy Your Pantyhose and Listen to Your Symphony

Since the last time I had a heart-to-heart with Ji Ming in the dungeon (see Volume 3 Chapter 131 for details), [Aurora Dance] has solved the biggest knot in my heart in the past ten years and started a new life of my own. .

Specifically, she decided to do something in a different world where she could at least move freely.

In this case, even if she will be stuck in bed sooner or later due to the increasingly serious ALS, she can still live in everyone's minds for a few more years in writing on the wall, which can be regarded as extending her life in disguise.

As a result, Jiguang joined the Chinese official's R&D department, relied on a few connections at home to find a good master, and became a well-known scientific research migrant worker.

Now that she has determination and a career, she is no longer the cyber rice cake that she could not live without Ji Ming, and their chat history has returned to normal.

[Wait a minute, is this normal? 】

"It's normal. This comic is very interesting. I really like Nurse Kurokawa in it. I recommend you to read it."

【……】

【Why do I smell private goods】

Well, although a full 80% of the chat content is still resource exchange and various related discussions.

But at least 20% of the content is about business and their respective experiences in the game.

Of course, in the online chat, which is 80% likely to be monitored, he simply stated that he had been collecting various intelligence recently, and then carried out proper and reasonable sales to China in one direction.

But in a game that is definitely safe, he has become accustomed to hiding his identity and still claims that he is an employee of the game production team. Recently, he has been in the capital to control the player environment, adjust operational strategies, and improve various experiences.

[Everyone must not imitate this kind of person. He only deals half the cards with his friends. He never tells the truth to anyone he meets. He is a pure liar.]

"Get out!"

Jiguang didn't dare to say much because of the confidentiality agreement. Only two months ago, it said that it had recently participated in a very important project, and Ji Ming would definitely be very happy after it was successfully implemented.

After that, the opportunities for her to chat with Ji Ming decreased rapidly. Apart from the occasional exchange of resources, she just complained about being tired and scolded the damn White Eagle people for breaking through technical difficulties again. She really wanted to continue lying on the bed like a corpse.

As for whether Ji Guang will continue to be a corpse, Ji Ming doesn't know. He only knows that she will talk about it again every time we chat after that, and then wait for the next time to continue talking about it.

[Don’t be imitated by people like this. They have turned themselves into slaves of hard work in life. They are still the kind who can always maintain a struggling posture to make it more interesting.]

"I am her father, and I say 'Get out' for her!"

Ji Ming thought at the time that she was participating in Commander Zhang Hai's project to promote the independent research and development and manufacturing of China's new generation of magical armor.

After all, besides being a big, strong, hard, and full of iron-rich super machine, what else can make you feel good! ?

result……

[I thought you were going to do a great cause that would make the earth's civilization last forever, but you ended up going to do HIS? 】

Aurora Dance: [? ? ? 】

[Do you have a question? Isn’t this a great cause for generations to come? 】

[No way, no way, there are no people who don’t like to look at legs]

[Let me tell you, this is only the first generation version, it is completely testing the waters]

【White silk! Shredded pork! As well as more color matching, color through, and venue-limited, they are all under development and will be launched soon! 】

[Also, I have to think outside of this logical cage and expand to more products, for example...]

Ji Ming just watched her frantically scrolling through the chat page, talking about his future ideas for a new material like talismans.

The simple leg armor is just the first step in her plan. Later, she will develop abdominal armor, heart-protecting exoskeleton, and even various armors covering the whole body.

Nowadays, the private customization method is only used to supply goods to the rich women and ladies of the royal capital, just to explore the audience's preferences and explore the market trend.

After the advertising and branding effects take off, she can immediately launch a large number of mid-range and even low-end products, carry out large-scale distribution and increase market share.

[Brother, when I die now, I will definitely be able to find a position as a great scientist or businessman in the "Civilization 8" Sun Moon World DLC. I'll go and win! 】

All of this sounds quite arrogant and domineering, as if Aurora Dance will soon become the richest man in Yangyue, harvesting the world's wallets with the help of magical little fabrics.

But Ji Ming had discovered the flaw in her idea and immediately replied.

[The script is well written, whose plan is this? 】

silence.

[Why can’t it be mine? 】

Crooked Neck Tree: [(Sweating Soybeans)]

[First of all, even for an ordinary person with a normal growth trajectory, socializing is a very difficult thing, so I don’t think you, a socially awkward person, have the ability to secretly contact so many rich women and ladies in the royal capital]

[Secondly, I don’t think you have the ability to lead the R&D team and drive the factory and marketing department to smoothly distribute goods at the same time, because you are still working for others. If you really have this ability, you would have started your own business long ago. 】

[So stop being so harsh and tell me, did you secretly find some private company to cooperate with? 】

[I can tell you, you can’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s the last word that you do a good job in the research and development work at hand. It’s best to leave these side stories later]

As a result, just when Ji Ming's keyboard was clicking, an emoticon popped up from the other end of the chat.

Aurora Dance: [(Sweaty Soybeans)]

[Holy shit, do you think I’m secretly taking on private work? 】

Crooked Neck Tree: [What else? It can’t be a mission sent from above, right?]

Aurora Dance: [What if? 】

? ? ?

"ah?"

Ji Ming almost doubted his own eyes. He couldn't believe it. He looked closely at it again and quickly changed the typed word "That's really stupid" to "Okay, I have no objection".

That’s right, the person secretly selling stockings in the Glow Capital is actually an official from the Foreign Affairs Bureau!

It's just that because of its special nature, the research and development work of this task is temporarily taken the lead by Ji Guang, a small intern researcher.

It sounds outrageous and ridiculous. The Chinese Foreign Affairs Bureau in Yangyue, which is known for its seriousness, professionalism and meticulousness, would actually research and sell such strange products.

But if you really look at it this way, it will only be on the first floor.

And when you think deeply, you may reach the second level.

But in fact, Director Zhao, he is on the fifth floor!

Question, what is the most terrifying weapon in the world?

Is it a nuclear bomb? Is it a hydrogen bomb? Or an antimatter bomb?

The answer is none. The most terrifying weapon in the world is the legendary "soft knife"!

It has no edge, no shadow, no sound and no form, but it can ignore the strongest armor in the world and pierce directly into your soft flesh, killing without any blood.

Countless civilizations have been killed by this magical weapon in history. No matter how glorious they were in the past, they can only be reduced to nothing on the books.

The biggest case among them... I won't go into details here, but in the increasingly fierce competition among officials from various countries, such weapons were also brought from the earth to Yangyue.

Therefore, if Ji Ming had participated in the banquet of the nobles during this period, he would have found that these little bastards had a new kind of fun.

Please watch the VCR——

"Beautiful lady, I think the piece of music just now is really beautiful."

"Yes, I especially like the orchestral ensemble. It really feels like a lark singing."

"Oh? So you also like orchestral instruments?"

"Of course, in fact, I have been studying with the teacher since I was eight years old, and now... my skills are very superb."

"Haha, I wonder if I can invite you to my room..."

Oh, stop recording, stop recording, these idiots really don’t do anything serious.

Anyway, just a month ago, White Eagle sent a pretty good symphony orchestra to the Capital of Glow.

It sounds very powerful, but this dream team created by advanced players actually didn't look good in the first battle.

Because Ji Ming saw it when he attended the press conference before. The old nobles in the royal capital prefer music that is melodious and soothing or has a strong rhythm, which is suitable for cuddling and having fun with beautiful or handsome dance partners.

Therefore, they are not very interested in a symphony of momentum and coordination. They just feel that it is too silly for everyone to sit together and watch a large group of pioneers working. It is not as refreshing as listening to the old guns.

However, after several failed attempts to land on large stages, the unwilling symphony orchestra chose to sink into the market and seek help from the rich second generation and the third generation.

Hey, who would have thought that if the old man is not good enough and the young man is good, he really lets them do it!

Yes, for these young nobles, the magnificent symphony just fits their restless hearts.

Moreover, watching a symphony is equivalent to an alien version of a movie theater, giving them an opportunity to invite a designated date on a date and sit down and get along with each other.

More importantly, because of the existence of the appeal letter, the conflict between the dissatisfied young nobles and the resentful old nobles suddenly deepened.

So the young people took a closer look and found that their elders didn't seem to like the symphony. Now, they started to object for the sake of objecting.

So much so that the symphony orchestra, which had been so busy that it was so idle before, was suddenly so busy that it was so busy that it felt like it was going to seven or eight venues a day. It was as tired as Tom in the cartoon.

But a well-known public service announcement once said: If you are busy, it is better to be busy.

Therefore, the status of the symphony orchestra in the Capital City of Glory also increased, and it suddenly became a top star that was desperately sought after by all the second generation ancestors, and they were merciless in collecting money.

What's more important is that they successfully used this to sneak into the circle of glowing nobles, and easily obtained a lot of confidential information that had previously required the secret service personnel to work hard to obtain.

Moreover, Aiwujiwu, a group of pioneers who called themselves the White Eagles and looked similar to them, were becoming more and more popular among the minor nobles, and their social status rose steadily.

Even out of respect, these useless second-generation ancestors plan to unite and help the leader of the symphony orchestra win the honorary title of [Kingdom Baron], which although there is no fiefdom, is definitely considered a member of the nobility.

"What?"

"Is there such a thing?"

Faced with the success of Eagle Sauce, other forces will naturally turn into anxious kings, all wanting to drive their cultural cards into the hearts of the Glowers.

So the Gauls began to promote opera, the royals began to promote Shakespeare, the Iron Cross began to market the purest beer, and the Chinese began to promote various delicacies from the eight major cuisines...

The old magic flute fairy who already regarded himself as a god was not to be outdone, and he condescended to serve Huiguang's friends with curry made by himself.

But looking at his left hand that was literally hooked with soup and starch, and the Indian bees that flew from nowhere, some of the unbearable Glorious nobles could only shake their heads wildly.

——And this rejection was linked to all the above things.

At this time, some people might not be convinced. Let’s not talk about anything else. What about the Chinese food multiverse-level ice dip?

Could it be that these second-generation Glorious nobles are so strong that they have developed immunity from playing poker every day?

That’s not the case, but for them, the new gameplay and game rules from Japan seem to be more interesting.

“Wow! It turns out that a small rope can be interpreted in so many ways?”

“Eating on a beautiful woman, hiss… How blasphemous, I like it!”

“Holy Light, I never thought there was such a way to shuffle cards. Praise the gods for letting me meet you today!”

The Holy Light God hanging outside the world:…

[He said Amenos, why do you have to recite my honorific title before even doing such a thing! ? 】

"Maybe it's to give their beloved old sun a little sense of participation."

So the excellent culture and art from the earth were defeated by the three-inch rubbish below the navel, and lost miserably.

Officials from various countries, including Baiying himself, were surprised, wondering if these second-generation nobles were all crazy, and they didn't even bother to eat for playing cards?

But in fact, this is normal. Not to mention the real experience of Ji Ming participating in so many noble banquets, just the short VCR before...

Just a few words, the dog couple is about to step on the accelerator and charge towards the mountain road drainage ditch. Is there anything crazier than this?

There is no way, everyone had to change the new way of playing - at least give them what they like first, otherwise it would be too funny.

As a result, a meeting was held within Huaxia, and it was found that...

It seems that they really don't have any suitable cards to play. It's impossible to send some kidney tablets over.

But time waits for no one. Seeing that the third brother started to visit relatives and friends with the magic oil, the second-generation nobles asked where the guests came from.

"What is this, huh?"

The always calm old Zhao finally couldn't hold it anymore and slammed the table.

"Our Foreign Affairs Bureau is carrying the ardent expectations of so many people. We must not be left behind in such matters!"

"Let's brainstorm and delegate this issue to see what everyone, especially the young people, thinks."

The result...

The result is really there.

Aurora Dance (raised index finger with a sudden inspiration): "Hey, I'll get you a pair of stockings, and try giving you a pair of black stockings as a gift!"

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