Damn It, This Boss Really Has No Normal Skills.

Chapter 361 Win-Win Means I Win Twice

Ouch, you like to kneel, right? I’ll satisfy you!

Ji Ming was not in a hurry, but very considerately allowed these believers to show their loyalty and sincerity.

He stood there without any reaction, and only raised his hand when they felt that their bodies could hardly hold on.

"You're welcome. No need to be too polite. Please get up."

"Ouch, ouch..."

In the midst of difficulty and faltering, he spoke loudly.

"You must all want to know why I am clearly the Chosen of the Holy Light and has a close relationship with the Lord of All Creatures. I even provoked me from your church severely before. Now I am the genuine Chosen of Shadows, right?"

"……ah?"

The shadow believers who had been completely confused were not as curious as Ji Ming imagined. Instead, they were stunned for a moment, wondering what this long series of words meant.

It wasn't until a full five seconds later, when the slow brain finally completed the information processing, that the voice of longing came like an overwhelming force.

"I think about it! I really want to! But I don't want to!"

"Well, I know you are all loyal ministers and good generals taught by me!"

Facing everyone's doubts, Ji Ming, whose words were filled with relief, gave an explanation he had already thought of.

But now that he is under the spotlight, even a steady crosstalk actor should do some talk show-level work, so he just opens his mouth and says one sentence.

"Do you think that such a cunning villain who dares to provoke the Lord God can really leave Sunshine City unscathed?"

Afraid that this sentence could not revive the weakening atmosphere in the venue, Ji Ming also added a rather sharp question.

"Are you doubting the strength of God!?"

When the words came to this point, the believers had no time to think, so they could only roar,

"cannot!"

"Shadow is my father!"

"The wisdom of God is infinite!"

But in addition to the mobilized blind believers, there are also smart people in the crowd.

They thought for a moment and guessed that if the so-called Shadow God dared to say this, the next sentence would most likely be the ultimate outrage that would shock my mother for a whole year.

Sure enough, when the violent storm finally stopped, the shadow man waved his arm and said loudly.

"In fact, 'Ji Ming' has been assassinated by Lord God's backhand a long time ago! He was replaced by me! The great Chosen Shadow God! Lord God struck the sting of the Holy Light Pagan Cult!"

ah?

No, you can't make such violent comments... This is too... too explosive, uh...

The lives of believers are also lives. How can their small bodies withstand Ji Ming's play?

In an instant, countless people screamed and were stunned, and some even collapsed to the ground out of fear and fell unconscious.

In the end, the archbishop who was still hiding stood up and used a large-scale soothing magic to calm the place.

Then he came to the black shadow and released a magic circle that could isolate sound and detection to cover the two of them. Only after ensuring safety did he speak cautiously.

"Lord God's Choice, do you mean to say that the so-called Ji Ming is actually dead long ago, and you disguised yourself as him under the arrangement of Lord God?"

The shadow nodded slightly.

"good."

"Oh my god, I didn't know such an important thing..."

The Archbishop, who felt like his heart was cut by a knife, still couldn't hold it back, and he felt heartbroken for a while before continuing.

"I'm sorry, Lord Chosen God. It's our fault that something like this happened today. We didn't get in touch with our superiors in time. We didn't know there were such important personnel changes. But since you are here, we will definitely cooperate with you fully. !”

Heiying nodded again when he heard this, and his attitude softened a lot.

"Well, I believe in your ability and loyalty. This is the fundamental reason why I am willing to take advantage of the situation and come here to interview you."

"but……"

However, the Archbishop, who had clearly taken the initiative to express his kindness just now, suddenly changed his tone at this moment.

"I hope you can understand that this is a serious matter and we cannot listen to one person's words. I will contact God as soon as possible, no, I will contact God immediately! We will cooperate after confirming that your identity is true and correct. Do you think that is okay?"

Although the emotional intelligence of these words was almost as high as the Archbishop's, there was no doubt that he, who had been operating in the Glow Kingdom for many years and had experienced many incidents, obviously did not completely believe Ji Ming's statement.

So in the silent smile, the atmosphere between the two became tense again.

If this was a film and television work, the BGM would have become extremely fast, as if it was about to explode in the next second.

But they still failed to fight after all. The black shadow shook his head and let out a bitter smile.

"Archbishop, do you think you don't know my existence because the gods don't believe you?"

"Let me tell you, this is a top-secret mission! It is related to the disputes and nature of the gods. Anyone involved may be in danger of life!"

"Especially now that it has just begun. Even a slight mistake may cause us to lose everything. Therefore, Lord God only told me this matter."

"And when He asked me to do this, he told me that when I go to the Kingdom of Glow in the future, remember to come to the Wind Shadow Leader to find you as soon as possible. The Hidden Archbishop has absolute loyalty and reason. He is the hidden son arranged by Him in advance. , in order to be able to successfully implement this plan one day!”

At this point, Heiying's tone changed from helpless to questioning.

"Hidden Archbishop, you should know that the Lord God trusts you!"

If anyone else dared to talk to the Archbishop like this, he would have slapped him now.

But he kept talking about the Lord God, like a chain tied to him, making him stammer.

"Yes, it is because the Lord God trusts me that He should tell me this matter, why..."

"Stupid!"

However, the black shadow was not satisfied and interrupted his spell again, violently taking back the right to speak.

"Don't you understand? The Lord God didn't inform you just to protect you! Even when I talked to Him face to face, I set up layers of cover before I dared to speak!"

As he said, the black shadow grabbed the Archbishop's wrist and pointed to the ceiling as if he was afraid of something.

"There are gods above us. My Lord has provoked the Holy Light God, and He has already cast an angry gaze on us!"

Floating on the edge of the sky island to watch the scenery, he looked back at the half-transparent screen.jpg

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

If he hadn't been caught at this moment, the Archbishop would have jumped three feet high in fear, and his speech would have become incoherent.

"He He He He...He found me!?"

...

Huh?

It seems that he really found me after all, there are only three people watching my live broadcast room at present, in addition to Yangyue Will and Mother Earth, the remaining small one is Him.

But Ji Ming was also afraid that his strategic intimidation would scare the Hidden Archbishop to death on the spot, so he didn't dare to tell him this cruel fact, but quickly stuffed a sweet date into his mouth.

"Yes! But He is not here!"

The black shadow began to speak faster.

"Mr. Archbishop, although you are a very important member of our church, we have not officially stepped onto the world stage, so you may not know much about gods."

"But in order to play the role of the Chosen One of Holy Light, I have made up a lot of relevant knowledge with the help of Lord Shadow. As a mortal, you must remember the following points!"

"First, gods are unpredictable. Any misunderstanding may only turn into retribution and befall mortals."

"Secondly, gods cannot be provoked. The difference between extraordinary life forms is a gap that mortals can never cross."

"Then, gods cannot be insulted. He They can hear it, they can hear it, but they just pretend not to hear it because of kindness. "

"And the most important point is that gods cannot be looked at directly!"

[Uh...]

[Savior, excuse me, I just found out that except for the last point, you have done all the other points to Wendigo, and more than once or twice]

"He... What a joke, what level does he have to dare to compete with me? Besides, I am a god disguised as a mortal, the premise is different, your reasoning is invalid."

This set of theories was naturally made up by Ji Ming on the spot. Gods are not that powerful. To put it bluntly, they are just company presidents who lead the organization to climb up step by step.

No matter how much you gild it, it can't change this nature.

After all...

"Hey, now you are sitting on top and shouting like a human being? When the God Slayer came to the door with a knife, didn't everyone kneel down? "

But the Hidden Archbishop is an honest leader of the evil god cult, who is obsessed with doing bad things. How could he know this?

So he had been deceived and frightened by Ji Ming and believed it without a doubt. He repeated these four iron rules several times like a primary school student in Chinese class, wishing he could engrave them on his forehead.

After reciting the sutra in a daze for a long time, he finally raised his head.

"So..."

"So the fewer people who know about this, the better! And we must not use remote channels, especially the special communication magic that involves the god himself."

After a slight pause, the black shadow emphasized the pronunciation again.

"Remember! As long as we communicate, we will definitely be discovered by the Holy Light God! Lose, we lose directly!"

"Is it really... really that scary?"

"It is so scary!!!"

After saying so much, Ji Ming actually just wanted to test whether the archbishop had a direct channel to contact the Holy See, and find a way to ban it.

After all, no matter how successful he lied, using nine truths to cover up one lie, and making the settings and logic perfect, he could not withstand even one reconciliation.

But he didn't think there were any lies in this world that could last forever, so as long as it could last for a while longer, it would be enough for him to get more benefits from the Shadow Church.

The bishop sighed, opened his arms and drew a circle, then put his hands together.

"Ah, I understand, is this the wisdom of the Lord God? Your foolish lamb has once again realized his insignificance!"

The black shadow reached out and patted his shoulder, comforting him.

"Don't belittle yourself, you are still an important support for the Lord God!"

Having said that, Ji Ming thought that his deception should be a complete success.

But he was already thinking about what dirty and tiring work he should instruct them to do after getting the help from the Shadow Church, but he heard the archbishop ask another question.

"Lord Chosen, you just said that these things are top secret, right?"

"Yes... hey, no!"

Ji Ming subconsciously expressed affirmation, but suddenly found that he had said the wrong thing.

So the next moment, the Archbishop stabbed the ground with his scepter, and his eyes swept around everyone like a sting.

"There are indeed too many people here... But don't worry! We can still afford this price, and I will make them all shut up forever!"

Oh my God, are you too extreme?

There are at least hundreds of believers present, and their levels are not bad. As long as they are commanded properly, they can overthrow a viscount or even an earl.

You must understand that Ji Ming deliberately lied so big because he felt that his power in the kingdom was too weak.

Although he can instruct players, he can only let them do good things.

Bad things should be left to professionals.

- So if you kill all the people who help me do bad things, then what's the point of me coming all the way here to deceive you?

Ji Ming quickly stopped his crazy behavior and advised him.

"Archbishop, they are all our dear brothers, how can we kill them cruelly just because of our mistakes?"

If the archbishop's IQ is still online and he has not been fooled by Ji Ming, he should immediately refute "Isn't this all your fault!?"

But now he has been given a halo of reduced intelligence, so he didn't think of this at all, just knuckles white, tightly grasping the scepter.

"Your kindness and generosity impressed me, God's Chosen, but as you said, this matter is of great importance, we must not be soft-hearted!"

"Calm down, God has naturally considered this and taught me how to solve it!"

The archbishop is so sincere that he called all the shadow believers with some strength in the surrounding dioceses here, how can Ji Ming let them go?

"Please remember, since shadows can cover our bodies and our voices, they can also cover our uneasy minds."

"Now, leave everything to me."

That day, almost all the high-ranking officials of the Glowing Kingdom Archdiocese to which the Shadow Church belonged were wiped out. They all accepted the hypnosis of the Holy Light Chosen under the order of the Hidden Archbishop.

On the surface, they just deleted the memory of tonight and replaced it with a passionate sermon by the Archbishop, but in fact...

If it is better to buy than to build, and it is better to rent than to buy, then Ji Ming must add "It is better to borrow than to rent" at the end.

The dense forest has an intelligence network, so I borrow it and make it mine. As a result, I have two more intelligence networks than the other party.

The shadow has a violent department, so I borrow it and make it mine. As a result, I have two more violent departments than the other party.

This is a win-win situation - I win twice!

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