Chapter 3078 Slow Ship

Xi Lan recounted the eating experience that he would never forget with a heartbroken expression.

Everyone has eaten sour foods, especially sour candies and lemon tea.

The sourness in these foods is not strong, it can only be considered slightly sour, and it tastes good.

But when you put a piece of freshly cut lemon in your mouth and chew it, the sour taste becomes unpleasant and unpleasant to your teeth.

When you put a piece of fresh tamarind in your mouth and taste it carefully, your teeth are not falling out, but your teeth are starting to be damaged.

But whether it was fresh lemon or fresh tamarind, they were not as sour as the plate of sour food Xi Lan ate.

In Xi Lan's words, that kind of food is terrible.

After it was served, Xi Lan glanced at the few things on the plate that looked like rice cakes. She was a little disdainful at first, wondering why there was only such a small amount. This store must be really good at business.

However, when he put the first piece of that thing into his mouth, his whole mouth exploded with acid.

It was like there was a bomb in his mouth that exploded.

If it weren't for Xi Lan's strong tolerance, she would have vomited the contents of her mouth.

But Xilan is a stubborn man, and he will never give in to anything except love.

In order to show his will not be afraid of sour food and carry forward the traditional virtue of never wasting food, he chewed up a plate of extremely sour food and swallowed it in his stomach.

That night, he almost died in his room.

There were two reasons: first, his entire stomach and intestines were in turmoil, as if the world was collapsing; second, his teeth were screaming and struggling to death.

The next day, he went to a well-known local medical institution.

The diagnosis given by the consulting priest was that all the teeth in his mouth had been corroded by acid, and they had to be polished and re-treated.

Polishing it all and re-treating it. These two steps are not difficult for the priest, but for Xi Lan, it is quite fatal.

Because, money.

Yes, Xi Lan's money is not enough to pay for polishing a whole mouth of teeth.

In order to save money, Xi Lan had to go against his conscience and do things that he had looked down on before, such as robbing people on the road.

Of course, he won't stop commoners and poor people, because these two people don't have much money, and she won't stop small businessmen and small nobles, because these two people don't have much money.

Those he intercepted were all wealthy and powerful businessmen or nobles from other towns.

No matter whether they were wealthy businessmen or nobles, they never thought that one day they would be robbed by gangsters and take so much money. The most important thing was that the guards they hired were useless.

This made the wealthy businessmen and nobles very angry.

They have always bullied others, when will it be someone else's turn to bully them?

So these guys started looking for Xi Lan.

If it were normal times, he would be wanted. Anyway, his bust portrait is still hanging on the wall of the town where Weeping Eyes Held is located, and he has long been accustomed to the feeling of being wanted.

Unfortunately, Xi Lan had a toothache at this time, and it was very, very painful.

As the saying goes: Toothache is not a disease, the pain is fatal.

Xi Lan, who usually seemed like a good-natured man, became like an angry leopard after suffering from toothache for several days, ready to kill all prey and enemies in sight anytime and anywhere.

So a killing started suddenly and fiercely under such circumstances.

Massacre Fang, Xilan.

Several towns on the side being massacred were involved in the hunt for wealthy businessmen and nobles who were wanted to encircle and suppress Xilan.

Fighting broke out and lasted for several days.

The final result was that Xi Lan was seriously injured and more than a dozen wealthy businessmen and nobles were eliminated.

The wanted list was quickly withdrawn.

Everyone is dead, and what the heck are still wanted.

Xi Lan also raised money for dental treatment and successfully cured all her teeth.

But since then, Xilan left that town and vowed never to go back.

Because there, he did something ridiculous, triggered a murder that should not have been caused, and lost the calmness he should have had.

For him, these are all pains, unforgettable pains.

Therefore, no matter what you do or eat, you must be in moderation. If you go too far, you will definitely suffer the consequences.

After Xi Lan finished telling everything heartbreakingly, it was time for me to comfort him.

I can't help but comfort me. An old man covered his head with a regretful look on his face and stared at the sea with painful eyes. He felt as if I would jump into the sea if you dare not comfort me.

"Who in this world has no faults?" I hurriedly comforted him with the truth, and said: "Don't talk about you, even I would make the same mistakes when encountering your situation. If you want to blame it, blame the food. It’s too sour and hurts your body.”

"Strange food?" Xi Lan's eyes flickered.

"Yes, weird food!" I nodded firmly: "That is evil, unjust, harmful, and heretical!"

"Heresy. Yes, that's heresy!" Xi Lan's eyes also became firm.

Finally, after I gave him steps one after another, he finally climbed down the steps.

"Comrade, when we finish this job, we will go to that town and use our power to overthrow all evil, kill all heretics, and purify the world!"

"good!"

Xi Lan and I looked at each other, clasping our right hands, and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for each other.

Back in the cabin, the Blue Witch asked me curiously: "What did you talk about with Xi Lan?"

"I expressed some emotions and complained, but in short, it was all useless nonsense."

"You've been talking useless nonsense for so long?" The Blue Witch said in surprise: "You are really free."

"Who doesn't have time?" I said, "On the boat, apart from practicing sword skills and reading books, what other fun can you have?"

While I was talking, I glanced at the blue witch, but after only looking at her for a few seconds, I sighed and shook my head and said, "This room is too crude, not suitable for a wedding night."

"What are you thinking about!" The blue witch kicked me hard: "If you want to have a bridal chamber with me, at least you have to take me back to your world."

"You're right," I said, "If you get dirty for no reason, the fiancées at home will scratch you to death."

The blue witch crossed her arms and said leisurely: "I don't believe you will be fine."

"Of course, I'll be scratched to death too."

After teasing each other for a while, the blue witch called Tuotuo over, lifted it up by its neck, and dangled it in front of her eyes. While shaking it, she said in a muffled voice: "Really, how long will it take to arrive?" Land, I think about delicious food very much."

"Wait a minute," I said, "It will probably take another two or three days before we get to the next stop."

"Hey, let me ask, are your Zephyr Continent's ships also so slow?"

The blue witch asked curiously.