Chapter 3115 Sexy and Delicious

All the way after that, I was talking nonsense with the Blue Witch.

Anyway, I have nothing to do. Chatting with a little girl who talks a little naively and has simple thoughts is really the best medicine to relieve boredom.

After driving for two days in a row, hemorrhoids almost appeared on my butt. When I looked back at the blue witch, she was having a great time playing in the back seat, and from time to time she would compete with Tuo Tuo to see who was taller.

By the way, why doesn’t anyone repair this road?

Through the car window, I glanced resentfully at the broken road full of big rocks and small potholes. My heart was shattered.

I picked up the water bottle and just put it to my mouth when the car suddenly made a short, low-altitude leap. Instigated by the bad thing inertia, the bottle in my hand flew up a finger high, and the water in it also flew up. Holding the mouth of the bottle, he took a free flight.

Then the motorcycle landed, and the mouth of the bottle miraculously fell back to my mouth, but the few freely flying water pimples also hit my head hard under the dual claws of inertia and gravity.

Shunbian drowned chicken.

"His grandma's!"

The obscene words came out of my mouth, venting my anger that had nowhere to be released: "Why doesn't anyone repair this damn road?"

"Is it possible that someone embezzled money for road construction, or is there a shortage of manpower in the city to raise enough people to build roads!"

The blue witch was startled by my sudden roar, and Tuotuo also shrank into a ball and started whimpering.

A long while.

"Why are you yelling so loudly?" The blue witch reached out angrily and slapped my lower back. Feeling annoyed, she pinched me again and thought about twisting it again. Unfortunately, I was already prepared and tightened. The meat, the whole body has become so hard that even with pliers, it can't be pinched, let alone pinched by slender hands.

After losing her temper, the Blue Witch also fell into doubts, and then she realized: "Yes, the road seems to be more than ordinary bumpy and messy, why doesn't anyone clean it up?"

"This is exactly what I'm curious about." I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "If I remember correctly, the roads between these towns are all repaired by the nearby towns at their own expense. The first half of the road is It’s still smooth, but the second half of the road looks like it’s been chewed by rabbits.”

"Erha?"

The blue witch tilted her head in confusion.

This girl's focus seems to be crooked.

but--

"Erha is a powerful creature, shaped like a dog, with teeth like hooks, and disappears without a trace. Someone once said that one ha can defeat three tigers, three ha can sink an aircraft carrier, five ha can fight God, and ten ha can create the world."

What I was talking about was saliva and stars flying around, but what the Blue Witch was listening to was so ecstatic that she even forgot to smash the handful of melon seeds in her hand.

Therefore, creatures like girls are always fascinated by some bizarre, weird, and legendary things.

If I were to tell her the legend of the ten mythical beasts, it would be like taking a stupor and pestering me from morning to night!

At first, this bumpy road bothered me a lot, but as I experienced more bumps, I got used to it.

Humans are a strange creature. When they are not used to it, they will be very angry and energetic. But once they are used to it, they will feel sleepy due to being too comfortable.

Yes, I am in this state now, sleepy.

Youxin changed positions with the blue witch, and looked sideways, oh, this girl is more adaptable than me, she slept so soundly, and she didn't even notice that the crystal saliva dripping down the corner of her mouth was climbing up the mountain. , winding towards the unfathomable depths of the collar.

I guess, this majestic and vigorous saliva can probably reach the vicinity of her belly button before she wakes up - without the obstruction of majestic mountains, this is no problem at all.

If it were Phoenix, even if they died from exhaustion, they wouldn't be able to climb those two majestic mountains.

So, the gap between this person and other people is quite big.

If ranked according to the majestic mountains, the status of the Blue Witch can only be ranked in front of a few little lolita, and it is estimated that she can be inseparable from Lily.

The person in front of her was Barbara, who was usually quick-thinking and always liked to be lazy.

But she is lively and cute, can act cute, pretend to be stupid and act as a tsundere. Compared with the Blue Witch, in terms of personality alone, she can completely outshine her.

What's more, we are still childhood sweethearts.

When I think of this, I can't help but worry about the future of the Blue Witch. She will probably be bullied like a little quail by other fiancées.

But thinking about it on the other hand, there are only a few people who can bully her. Barbara, who has the worst personality, will definitely not let her go. Cagalli may also drag her into the room to discuss seniority. Kellan may not do it again. Taking her to the wrong path, except for these three, the others are fine. Even the naughtiest little Princess Remi and Analetta will only make friends with her.

After all, for these two little lolita, friends are much more interesting than competitors.

Thinking about it this way, the future of the Blue Witch seems not to be worrying.

Huh?

I seem to have lost my mind. What were you thinking about just now?

Oh, by the way, I want the Blue Witch to help me drive. Well, let’s forget it. When I think of the Blue Witch’s driving skills that made people cry when they first drove, it’s more reliable for me to do it. Even if you are mentally weak, it is still better than turning your motorcycle into a racing go-kart.

This thing is not collision-resistant, and it will fall into pieces after a few hits.

When I thought of this, I immediately became energetic.

Although this motorcycle is not expensive, it can be exchanged if you want, but at this time in the wilderness, the value of this thing is very high.

If I was really beaten to a pulp, I would have to carry my package and water bag and walk to the next town.

It's such a long journey, and when we reach the end, we'll have calluses on the soles of our feet.

So let’s forget about changing driving.

After driving for another two hours, I couldn't help but feel sleepy, so I locked the door, rolled down the window, and went to sleep.

It was a very sound sleep. If I hadn't been shaken awake, I could have slept until the end of the world.

pity.

Squinting his eyes, he saw a familiar and beautiful flat figure appear in front of him.

"Good morning."

"What a fart!" The blue witch said with an angry look on her face: "It's almost dusk!"

"Oh, then, good evening."

"Get up and cook!" she said angrily, "I'm hungry!"

"Okay, okay," I said, "Get off me first, don't hold me down, it's quite heavy."

"How dare you call me fat!" The blue witch raised her hand angrily and slapped me hard, leaving it on my thigh.

Hiss, it really hurts.

Open the door and get out of the car, drag out a large pot from the trunk, pick up some dead branches and leaves, light it, heat the pot, then wash the vegetables, cut them, pour oil, and stir-fry.

Not long after, a stir-fried dish that was not fragrant but full of flavor came out.