Chapter 3145 Physical Method of Falling Asleep
During this drinking session, at first, the boss was polite and drank one glass at a time, and I ate the food and drinks with one bite at a time.
But after three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, the atmosphere at the wine table completely changed.
The boss no longer acted so gentle and polite. At first, he drank cup after cup and complained one after another. Later, it evolved into blowing on the bottle and drinking in large gulps. After drinking, he started to curse the city lord and the nobles, and then continued to drink. He didn't even use his chopsticks to drink wine, and he didn't even care whether I was listening to his complaints.
As for me, I still politely continued to listen to his complaints. This does not mean that I have a high tolerance for boring topics. In fact, even if I left and returned to the room, I would only wipe my knife and look at the night sky. Count the stars, look at the moon, chat with the blue witch for a few words, and then fall asleep.
I guess some people will say that you are so hypocritical that you can still control this beautiful woman next to you.
In fact, I want to say that I want to engage in some behaviors with the Blue Witch that unmarried couples can have and are regarded as shieldable by the shielding gods. But after it happens, how should I explain it to the fiancées at home?
We agreed to marry them all on a good and auspicious day, and then do some happy things between husband and wife, but I didn't follow the rules and got there first.
I don’t know about others, but Barbara will definitely scratch me to death with her sharp claws, Alimie will definitely not let me go lightly, and Phoenix will most likely turn black on the spot.
I don’t want to face three world BOSS-like beings as soon as I return, especially Phoenix. If she turns black, she will definitely be more terrifying than the world BOSS. After all, she is a human being that even Tyrannosaurus King Bakar is quite fond of. .
Although I have the power of fairies now, it is only so weak that it is almost nonexistent. This meager power of fairies may be able to protect myself when facing the apostles, but this is not It means that the apostle can definitely be defeated.
Let’s just talk about the duel between me and the fourth apostle Casillas. It was said to be a duel, but in fact it was just a sword test. Although in the middle of the sword test, Casillas burst out with true murderous intent and momentum. But he still slipped away, otherwise, do you really think that I can kill him with just a few of my unskilled combat skills?
Don't make me laugh, okay? Casillas is a strong man with countless experiences against enemies. If he really wanted to hide, except for the ghostly shadow, my knife would have no chance of touching his body.
Although the Tyrannosaurus King Bakar was defeated by Casillas, he was still a strong man who could go head-to-head with Casillas. Could humans, whom he valued very much, be weak?
The level may not be high, but the strength must be beyond the specifications.
Even Tyrannosaurus King Bakar was amazed: "The power of this little kid who has not yet grown up is actually as strong as me!"
You can imagine how terrifying the consequences of angering the Phoenix and causing it to turn black would be.
So, when a man is alive, there are some things he can do and some things he cannot do. Obviously, before I become husband and wife with many fiancées, I must abide by my promise and not have any relationship beyond friendship with any beautiful woman.
So, if I can't do this kind of thing, why should I give up the boring gossip in front of me, endure the impulse, and sleep in the room?
Besides, the boss general’s gossips are not all boring stuff, some of them are quite interesting.
For example, the eldest son of a certain nobleman has an affair with the concubine of the head of another nobleman, or the second son of a certain nobleman has an improper relationship with his father's concubine, or another example, a certain person of the city lord The child has also developed a super-friendship with a certain lady, etc.
Although after hearing these gossips, I have to admire: Your circle is really chaotic.
But I have to admit, these stories are quite interesting—really interesting.
I don't know if the people involved - from the city lord to the weakest among the nobles - have ever noticed that their children or elders have done such ethical things.
If they knew, how would they feel about facing all this?
Are you holding back your breath?
Or give up on yourself?
Or just go with the flow?
Or should we say that you are busy with yours and I am busy with mine, so that everyone can live in peace and not disturb each other?
But if it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to bear it.
It's easy to draw a sword, and it's not surprising if the body is broken into pieces.
Because I can't stand the chaos in the aristocratic circle, I was not born to be a noble.
Speaking of which, civilians also have the benefits of civilians, that is, they don't have to care too much about fame and fortune. When you want to draw your sword, you can draw your sword, and when you want to run away, you can run away.
Of course, all of this has a prerequisite, which is that the individual must be strong.
That's too far.
After spending most of the night drinking boringly, the hotel owner finally got too drunk and fell asleep on the table. I went to the toilet, added two more snacks, shook off my clothes, and walked upstairs.
In the room, the Blue Witch was still awake. She was holding her chin and waiting for me to come back. Tuotuo was lying quietly aside, constantly receiving the touch of the Blue Witch.
But the moment she saw me coming in, the blue witch suddenly became angry. She picked up the lump with one hand and threw it towards me like a lead ball. She also roared: "Where are you fooling around? You're back so late!"
I fished it out easily, took the innocent screaming lump into my hand, put it on the ground, and then slowly explained: "Didn't I tell you before, my boss and I were drinking downstairs, if you don't believe me, ask It smells like alcohol, nothing else.”
The blue witch actually came over and took a sniff. After confirming that there was no peculiar smell, she put away the gloomy look on her face and urged me: "Go take a shower quickly. I'm full of alcohol and it's choking." !”
I entered the bathroom, took a shower, and threw the dirty clothes into the basin, waiting to be sent to the laundry tomorrow. Then I put on new clothes and walked out.
The Blue Witch sniffed it several times to make sure there was no peculiar smell, and then let me go to bed.
As soon as she got into bed, she couldn't wait to ask me: "What did the boss say?"
I chuckled: "What do you want to hear?"
"The first thing is related to explosions. If there is nothing in this area, it can also be gossip. Of course, it is best to be gossip."
As expected, this girl is no different from other girls, they all believe in gossip.
So I didn't hesitate and told her all the secrets and gossip my boss told her.
The blue witch was mesmerized by what she heard, and she even exclaimed briefly from time to time. Her excited look was like a fan girl who met her idol.
I heard that it was almost early in the morning, but she was not sleepy at all, which made me very confused.
"Go to sleep." I rubbed my sore eyes and said helplessly, "It's almost dawn."
"Tell me a little longer, I'm not sleepy yet!"
Her eyes were wide open, like searchlights.
Finally, I couldn't hold it any longer, and when she wasn't paying attention, I hit her neck with a knife, neither lightly nor hard.
The blue witch immediately fainted.
Hum hum, this physical method of falling asleep really works.