Chapter 3178 Bullshit
My biggest purpose in coming to the devil world is to find the naughty Becky and bring her back.
In addition, it is to bring back the Blue Witch and all the members of the sea clan.
Finally, take the opportunity to experience the customs and customs of the Demon World.
As for things like fighting, they would only be done as a last resort.
Therefore, I try my best to avoid battles that can be avoided. I will only choose to fight when it is unavoidable or when the problem can be solved through fighting.
For example, after being insulted in the first few towns, I didn’t want to avoid them anymore.
For another example, I couldn't avoid the challenge from the fourth apostle Casillas, so I could only face it head-on.
Except for these two situations, I try my best not to fight. This is not only a way to conserve physical strength, but also the most effective way to save time.
The locomotive moved forward in the night, constantly making a roar that was not harsh but unpleasant.
The Blue Witch doesn't have any objections to this, because the motorcycle I bought is already the one with the least noise. Other types of motorcycles are noisier.
"Xiao Yi, let me ask you." The blue witch looked out the window and suddenly asked: "Do you have a motorcycle in Zefeng Continent?"
"No."
"Then what means of transportation do you use?"
“The vast majority are on foot.”
"What if it's a long distance?"
"There is a carriage."
"Isn't the carriage very slow?"
"The horses in the Demon Realm are very slow, but the horses in the Zephyr Continent are quite fast. Their speed is almost the same as that of a motorcycle with the highest horsepower."
"What's further?" She turned to me and asked curiously.
"No matter how far it is, we will reach the magic airship."
"Airship?" She tilted her head and thought for a moment, then asked, "What is that?"
"It's a means of transportation," I said, "It can fly, and it flies very fast, and it's not easily disturbed."
"Is that thing loud?"
"It's okay, much smaller than a motorcycle," I said. "It's just that when taking off and landing, the sound is a little louder, almost like a motorcycle, but when flying in the air, there is no sound at all, at least in the cabin. No sound."
The blue witch's beautiful eyes widened, she pondered for a moment, and murmured: "That's great."
"Of course it's good," I said with a smile, "Although the devil world also has beautiful scenery, I still feel that the moon is round like my hometown."
"The moon is my home circle. That's so true." The blue witch smiled.
By the time we drove to dawn, we were already dozens of miles away from the last town.
He made a hasty breakfast, shared it with Blue Witch and Tuo Tuo, then leaned on the driver's seat and fell asleep.
Sleep until noon.
I stretched my waist and rubbed my eyes. I felt my head was clearer.
In the passenger seat, the Blue Witch was still sleeping soundly.
In the back seat, Tuo Tuo lay quietly and snored slightly.
This gave me the illusion that I was on a blue planet, driving my own luxury car, driving on a country road with my girlfriend and dog.
Smiling softly, folding my hands and putting them behind my head, I admired the scene and felt the moment.
Warm and peaceful.
The Blue Witch wakes up at dusk.
The first thing I said after waking up was that I was hungry.
This is what I already guessed.
For foodies, eating is the first priority.
After dinner, the Blue Witch urged me to continue driving, but I refused.
Not only is it unsafe to drive at night, but you will continue to sleep in during the day.
I'm not afraid of day and night being reversed, but I'm afraid that when we arrive at the next town, it will be late at night and the city gate is closed. Do you think we should stay up all night, or sleep to waste time?
If you go to sleep, you will definitely not be able to sleep.
When I'm awake, I feel uncomfortable doing nothing.
Instead of doing this, it is better to adjust the biological clock back first.
So that night, we continued to rest where we were, but this night, we slept less and talked more.
I managed to stay up until dawn and continued driving.
This trip took a total of two and a half days.
It was already dusk when we arrived at the next town.
Fortunately, the city gate was still open, so we paid and drove into the city.
In the town, there were few adventurers fighting each other, perhaps because it happened to be dinner time and everyone went back to have dinner.
As usual, I parked my motorcycle outside the city gate on the other side, then entered the city and found a large hotel to stay.
After putting my luggage away, I went downstairs. First I went to a restaurant to buy food and groceries, then I went to a beverage shop and bought some drinks. Finally, I bought a few bottles of good wine and some snacks to go with the wine, and then I went back. .
First, he had dinner with the Blue Witch, and then went downstairs with good wine and food to have a drink and chat with the hotel owner.
Under normal circumstances, hotel owners will not refuse such enthusiastic guests as me. After all, the owners who can run the hotel to a good level are people who understand the scene very well.
While we were drinking and eating, I asked the boss about interesting facts about the town.
The boss is also a talkative person, and the secrets of the town are not secret. Besides, my attitude is quite good and cordial, so he just started chatting with me.
The content of the chat mostly revolved around the gossips of the nobles, and as they chatted, some romantic stories were brought to the dinner table. He told them vividly, which made people's blood rush.
Of course, the so-called blood surge is only half-truth.
My pickiness about beautiful women has already reached its peak level. Even if the person is a famous beauty in the town, I may not be interested.
What's more, I already have a group of fiancées. You can imagine how wonderful life will be after marriage. When I think of this, I suddenly lose interest in those beautiful beauties from the devil world.
Men need beautiful women, but that doesn’t mean they have to have a taste of them all.
After all, once there are too many beauties around you, they will become a burden, and this burden is not a sweet distress, but a truly annoying distress.
Beauty is like wine, it’s the best when it’s just right.
I am like this, but the hotel owner sitting opposite me is not like this. The old man's expression is that of a madman. Whenever he talks about ladies, he can't help but shake his hands and stand up, always showing an eager expression.
This is probably dog licking.
I think.
No wonder goddesses and men hate dog licking. Once they go crazy, they look really unbearable.
After chatting for about an hour, the boss finally passed out drunk, and I finally escaped from the "sea of suffering".
Back in the room, the blue witch gasped and asked me: "How was the question? How much information did you get?"
I shook my head: "It's all nonsense."
"Then you're still talking for so long?"
"I don't want to chat for a long time, but we have been chatting for a long time. We can't just leave him there by himself in the middle of the conversation."
"That's it. I don't see, you are quite polite." The blue witch looked at me sideways and hummed: "Then tell me, what nonsense did you say that is so embarrassing?"