Chapter 3179 Story

I said a few words casually, but the blue witch didn't like to hear it anymore. She glared at me fiercely, let out a sigh, and said, "Pervert!"

"What does this have to do with me?" I said innocently, "He has always been talking."

"You can change the topic. Why don't you discuss the business?" The blue witch curled her lips and said, "What you told me was to gather information."

"I'd like to." I smiled bitterly and said, "But it's just the first time we've met. Even if we speculate, he won't be able to confide in me. If I deliberately make the topic closer to intelligence, he will immediately notice that something is wrong. Come here."

"I'm just a hotel owner. How can I be so vigilant?"

"Don't underestimate the hotel owner," I said, "Especially the owner of a large hotel like this, he knows more about people and the world than you think."

"Tsk! Trouble!" the blue witch said displeased.

"Isn't that right?" I sighed: "After asking around, I didn't get any useful information. It would be more interesting to lie on the bed and look at the ceiling."

"Hello!"

"Um?"

"Tell me a story," said the blue witch, "I haven't heard you tell a story for a long time."

"How about the story of the three little pigs?" I suggested with a smile.

"No!" the blue witch said in disgust: "I heard it, change it!"

"What about the story of Snow White?"

"I heard it too."

"What about the story of Prince Charming?"

"I heard it! Change!"

"What about Prince Charming and his grandmother's story?"

"Huh? Is there such a story?" The Blue Witch suddenly became interested: "I want to hear this."

"Okay" I cleared my throat and slowly started to talk: "Once upon a time, in a certain country, there was a king. One day, when he was passing by the forest, he saw a beautiful girl, and then he fell in love with her inexplicably. Fucked her."

"Although I'm not smart, don't think of me as a fool, okay? How can I fall in love with someone when they first meet?"

"Eh? That makes sense." I thought about it and then changed my words: "Then it's not that I'm in love with a girl, but that I'm greedy for her body."

"That's right." The blue witch nodded with satisfaction.

"Then the king kidnapped the girl into the castle and forced her to be the wife of the stronghold. Oh, bah, she is the queen."

"The girl said she was not happy, but she was actually quite happy in her heart. After all, she is the queen, the mother of a country. Is there a more fragrant female position in the country than this?"

"Why not?" the blue witch asked, "Do you look down on women?"

"I've been talking nonsense all day long. I'm just telling you stories. Why do you keep trying to trick me?"

"Then let me ask you, does Zephyr Continent respect women?"

"Respect is definitely respect." I thought for a while and then said: "Rather, this is not just a matter of respect. The two monarchs of Moonlight City where I am currently are both women, and the next successor is The people have also been decided, they are both women, and the strongest guild in Moonlight City - the one with a status equivalent to the six major organizations in the Demon World - all members from the president to ordinary members are women, these two points alone are almost the same. Understand, now, the status of women in the Zephyr Continent.”

The Blue Witch was very satisfied and nodded for me to continue.

"After becoming the mother of a country, she eats, drinks, plays and doesn't exercise all day long. But the strange thing is that no matter how lazy she is or how she eats, she never gets fat. This attracted the attention of the great magician in the palace. In order to find out more about this The great magician did not hesitate to bring out the secret of women's secrets - the telescope technique!"

"The so-called telescope technique means that no matter where you are, you can spy on the places you have walked through, such as the king's palace."

"Why does the great magician go to the king's palace?"

"She must be doing something unknown." I waved my hand, indicating that she would not care about these details, and continued: "At this time, the king had already gotten up to work, and only the queen was lying lazily on the bed, not only with nothing covered, but also And he’s not wearing anything. In short, the picture is very harmonious, quite harmonious, so harmonious that the great magician’s nosebleeds spewed out and he couldn’t stop it, almost ruining his life on this day when he was in his hundredth or so decades.”

"But for the continuation of the country and His Majesty's great cause, he can only continue to persist, persist, and persist. Even if he has a blood transfusion to survive, he will not forget to continue to use the telescope."

"Just like that, after several days of surveillance, finally, just before he was about to spurt out blood and die, the queen took the lead in revealing the truth - this queen turned out to be not a human, but - a tree spirit!"

"Tree spirits?" Blue Witch blurted out: "I have seen tree spirits, but they are not beautiful at all!"

"Don't interrupt," I said angrily, "Do you know that interrupting a story is impolite?"

The blue witch bared her teeth and closed her mouth in annoyance.

"Still for the continuation of the country and the great cause of the king, the great magician decided to eradicate this demon queen."

"Then, one night when it was dark and windy, and the king was too tired from hard work to go back to his palace to rest, the great magician found the dryad and attacked her."

"Unexpectedly, this tree spirit is not an ordinary monster, but a thousand-year-old tree that has become a spirit."

"Bah! Do you think I'm too old?" the blue witch asked abruptly.

"Huh?" I looked confused.

If I tell stories, what does it have to do with whether you are old or not?

"I have been an old tree spirit for thousands of years, and I have lived for tens of millions of years. How dare you say that you don't dislike me for being old?"

The blue witch spoke forcefully.

I thought to myself: What nonsense are you talking about?

So he frowned and asked, "Do you still want to hear the story?"

"I" the blue witch's arrogance suddenly extinguished: "Okay, you say."

"Speaking of which, how can this thousand-year-old little tree spirit be dealt with by a magician who only lived for more than a hundred years? A bloody battle between magic and magic is about to break out."

"This battle was so shocking that it made ghosts and gods cry. In the end, the tall and sturdy palace was razed to the ground. The only living creatures that could be seen in the entire palace were the old tree spirit, the little tree spirit, and That’s the great magician”

"Where is the king?" The blue witch asked curiously, her eyes rounded.

"He's dead," I said, "He was crushed to death."

"Didn't you say that this is the story of Prince Charming and his grandma?" The Blue Witch suddenly became unhappy: "The king is dead, how can I still talk about grandma?"

"Don't worry, continue to listen to what I'm making up, ahem, telling."

"I found out that the king had been smashed to death, and the beautiful dream of a kingdom was about to be cut off. The little tree spirit was unwilling to accept it, so he raised his hands to express a truce."

"The great magician is also very tired. If he continues to fight, his waist will probably be strained. Moreover, the king has already died. It is not worth it to continue fighting, so we agreed to a truce."