Chapter 3108 Eyeless Wild Boar

During these few days of rest in the city, I basically didn’t go out except to buy groceries and snacks.

The Blue Witch is even more of a homebody. If it weren't for the food on the table or the physiological excretion that must be solved, she wouldn't even bother to get out of bed.

Tuotuo is quite lively. From the moment he entered the room, he kept competing with the strange-looking slippers on the shoe rack. Currently, he has four pairs and one pair.

"I really didn't know that our Tuotuo had the potential to become a slipper killer."

Looking at the tuotuo struggling with the slippers, I couldn't help but sigh.

"So I never let it lick me."

The blue witch stared expressionlessly at the remains that were torn into four random pairs of slippers, and murmured.

"But seeing how energetic it is, I feel relieved." I nodded, lay down on the bed, and said, "It's better than wilting, biting, or going crazy."

"If it really bites people randomly, it would be a relief."

"Oh?" I asked puzzledly, "Biting is not a good thing."

"Yes," she said, "but if it dares to bite anyone, I can kill it and stew it in hot pot under the slogan of eliminating harm for the people."

Tuotuo, who was biting the slipper, suddenly became alert and looked around cautiously. Seeing that there was no danger, he continued to compete with the slipper.

"Is dog meat hot pot really delicious?" I curled my lips: "I won't eat it anyway. By the way - shall we eat hot pot tonight?"

"Dog meat hot pot?" The blue witch turned her head and stared at me.

My eyes trembled and I asked, "Are you serious?"

She scratched the tip of her brow and said, "Let's forget it. Even that little bit of meat isn't enough to fit between the teeth."

Looking at Tuo Tuo, he has disappeared, but under the gap in the chair, there is a black and shivering ball.

Three days later we set off again.

As usual, prepare supplies, take a good look at the map, and hit the road.

Maybe it’s because I have little experience, but I always feel that the scenery in the southern continent is the same.

There are sparse woods, large expanses of green grass, and various birds and animals traveling through the forest. I even saw two lions!

Don’t lions live on the grassland?

Why are you walking through the woods?

This is new to me.

What’s even more surprising to me is that so far, I haven’t seen a single hare on the grassland, or even found a rabbit hole.

What's going on?

Could it be that all the rabbits have migrated to the northern continent?

Hey, don’t tell me, it’s really possible!

I suddenly thought of the group of rabbits on the northern continent that were not even afraid of people, and the continuous roast rabbit feasts.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shudder: Forget it, let's not come to the rabbit, I'm tired of it.

"Yeah! What is that!"

Suddenly, a exclamation sounded in my ears, which startled me.

Following the direction of the Blue Witch, I saw, diagonally across the forest, a ferocious wild boar weighing over 200 kilograms, which was barely considered ferocious, roaring towards us.

Looking at its ferocious momentum, violent attitude, steady pace, and the sense of oppression coming towards my face, I can't help but think of a word: wolf running like a pig rushing like a tiger.

"This thing has rough skin and thick flesh, and the impact force is strong. If it hits it, I can't guarantee whether the car will be scrapped."

"Yeah!" The blue witch suddenly lost her excitement and hurriedly patted me and said, "Then drive away quickly, I don't want to have to walk a long distance again."

"I think so too."

He sighed helplessly and pointed to the fire device: "This thing seems to be malfunctioning and can't start a fire."

"." The blue witch looked desperate, raised her head, and looked at me: "Can you cultivate?"

"It's okay to tinker with it, but I can't guarantee whether it can be repaired."

After a pause, I added, "But there's one thing I'm sure of."

"What's up?"

"The guy who sold me this car is definitely not a good guy!"

After cursing loudly, I picked up the knife, got out of the car, and walked towards the wild boar.

Everyone is walking freely in the forest, cheerful and lively, but you are better off. Instead of enjoying the beautiful and good life, you use your rough skin and thick flesh to attack me. You really belong to me!

I said a few words that the wild boar would definitely not understand, and then strode over without drawing my sword, and directly hit the wild boar on the head with the sword and sheath.

Think about it, what level of adventurer am I, and how powerful that swing is!

Not to mention breaking rocks and breaking rocks, even if it breaks mountains and seas, some people will believe it.

Of course, it's an exaggeration to open mountains and crack seas, but it's still easy to create a crack several meters long at once.

In contrast, wild boars do not.

This thing relies on its thick skin and thick flesh to dominate and dominate. It might scare people, and then it can inhumanely devour some of the guys who have been frightened and fainted. Or it can rely on its rough skin and thick flesh to fight the adventurer until the opponent is tender to death, and then eat it.

Today, however, it overturned.

My Xilan's demon knife was not something that its fragile skin could withstand, so after a few cuts, it turned into fresh pork, and I wrapped it in a bag and put it in the trunk.

As for the blood stains on the road, I believe some animals will lick them clean before long.

"So - cruel - tolerant," the blue witch said to me in an extremely exaggerated tone.

"Otherwise, what should I do?" I asked, "Let it turn the car into rubble? Then we can walk hand in hand, side by side, romantically to the next city?"

"Of course this is not possible!" Blue Witch said seriously: "But I still think your behavior is too cruel."

"When I was eating roasted rabbit, you also called me cruel and asked me why I ate rabbits when rabbits are so cute. In the end, I ate more rabbits than anyone else."

At this point, a hint of ill-intentioned teasing emerged from the corner of my mouth: "This time, are you going to say that pigs are so cute, why do you eat pigs?"

The blue witch's little mouth was raised, unhappy.

This unhappiness lasted for a long time until dinner.

When the honey-glazed wild boar was placed on the portable table, all the resentment the Blue Witch had towards me disappeared, leaving only a foodie obsessed with eating.

It is said that the teeth of the Blue Witch are really good. Although wild boar meat has many muscles and thick fat, which makes it delicious, it still has a lot of cartilage or small bones hidden in it.

Facing these twists and turns, the blue witch showed no mercy or hesitation and took a big bite.

It was pitiful that these muscles and bones, which seemed to be very tough or very hard, were chewed to pieces under her fangs and teeth. After a while, they turned into dregs and were swallowed into the stomach.

Seeing this, I couldn't help but give a thumbs up and exclaimed: "What a mouth!"

The blue witch looked proud and took another vicious bite of wild boar meat, as if in response to my compliment.