Chapter 3088 Unreasonable

The sea surface is like scales, rising and falling, and the waves are rippling, so beautiful.

Three mint leaves, two drops of lemon, a glass of red wine, and a good mood.

One word: beautiful.

Yes, I am in this mood now, so beautiful, bubbling, so beautiful.

This beauty does not come from pride, nor from love, nor from being superior to others, but beauty that comes out of thin air.

Just like girls always have a few days every month when they feel uncomfortable, almost everyone has a few days every month when they are in a particularly good mood.

There is no reason, no cause and effect involved, in short it is good.

Yes, this is exactly the situation I am in now.

This is the day after talking about "The Cautious Hero" with Heloise.

I remember yesterday, Heloise asked me a lot of relevant information after I said the name of 'Ryuguin Seiya'.

The first question that comes to mind is: Why is this name so weird?

I didn’t know where Ryuguin Seiya’s bad name came from, so I couldn’t answer her directly, so I had to make up a random reason: this man’s parents gave birth to him in the backyard of Ryuguin, and the midwife’s name was Seiya. To commemorate such a great day, it was named Ryuguin Seiya.

Then Heloise asked me again: What about the date? The date is not included? Don't dates matter?

I scratched my head and answered her with a dark face: I don't know that, maybe the locals don't pay attention to birth dates.

Heloise then murmured to herself: People in that place probably don’t celebrate their birthdays, how pitiful they are.

What I'm saying is that I'm so pitiful, being chased by a stupid kid like you asking these non-nutritious questions, and having to waste my brain cells making up nonsense.

Fortunately, Heloise brought the topic back to normal and asked more serious questions, so I was finally out of the misery of making up lies.

Later I heard that when she was visiting Xi Lan, she also told Xi Lan about the topics we discussed during the day, and Xi Lan listened with relish.

So when I visited Xilan early this morning, Xilan repeated to me exactly what Heloise said to him. He also said that Ryuguin Seiya is really a character. If he can be brought to the devil world, or Licensing is a big deal.

I thought to myself, if I really wanted to bring this guy to the Demon Realm, I would personally come here. Just throw him and all the goddesses here, which would definitely be enough for the apostles to drink.

Then Xilan asked me where this Ryuguin Seiya was from, and he had a vague tendency to get closer to Heloise, so I told him the truth directly: Ryuguin Seiya was a character in a novel and biography, and it was a fabrication made out of thin air. Existence has nothing to do with the real world, so give up.

Xi Lan was startled when he heard this, and then was shocked by the bombshell news.

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but chuckle: I didn't expect Xi Lan to be such a simple person.

Maybe it has something to do with Xi Lan's deflation, that's why I'm in such a good mood.

What is this called?

Speak out your sadness and make everyone happy.

That's pretty much it.

Put the wine glass under your nose and smell it.

The wine has a mellow aroma and is so fragrant that I wish I could drink it all in one gulp.

But I can't do that. The wine on board is limited, and swallowing it raw like a cow slurping peonies doesn't fit the current artistic conception.

So I swung the wine glass, tilted the rim of the glass, and took a sip. Mmm~good wine~~~

"Hey! You guy!"

Suddenly, a push came from my shoulder, making me tremble and half of my wine spilled.

Looking up in shock, it was Heloise.

She was furious, her face was red, and she was breathing heavily. It looked like she had eaten the wrong thing or was angry.

"You, you, you dare to lie to me!"

"Lying to you?" I widened my eyes and looked confused: "Where to start talking about it?"

"The story you told about the prudent brave man turned out to be just a story!" She said angrily: "It's a shame that I listened to it as the truth. I'm so disappointed!"

"Hey, you girl, I've obviously told you that this is a story. If you take it seriously, who can you blame?"

Heloise was so angry that she stared at me mercilessly for a while, then suddenly stretched out her hand, snatched me away, threw me violently, and threw me into the sea.

Just at this time, a whale shark jumped up, swallowed the wine and the cup in one gulp, then made a splash, splashed a lot of water, and disappeared again.

"Hey, you girl, can you get better!" I was also angry: "I bought this wine with my own money, a glass of it costs a lot of copper coins!"

"This is the price for lying to me!" Heloise left angrily.

I was left feeling confused and embarrassed in the wind.

This beautiful good mood only lasted less than three hours before it shattered.

All that's left is chaos.

After Heloise returned to the room angrily, the first mate quietly came up to me and asked me in a low voice: "Would you like another glass of wine?"

I was about to say have another drink, but my beautiful mood was gone. I could only sigh and waved my hands: "Forget it, I won't come."

Then he also returned to the room.

The blue witch was lying on the bed making fun of herself. When she saw me coming in, she was a little surprised: "Why is it so early today?"

"Not in the mood anymore."

She tilted her head and thought for a while, then asked, "Because of Heloise?"

"Um."

The blue witch narrowed her eyes: "Don't you dislike her?"

"It doesn't matter whether you like it or not," I said, "Do you have to like it to be angry?"

"I think so."

"Where did you get your common sense?"

"It's in the book."

"Which book?" I asked, "Tell me the name, and preferably tell me who the author is and where he is. See if I don't beat the shit out of him, how can I guide my outlook on life casually?"

"Then tell me," said the Blue Witch, "Why are you unhappy because of her?"

Frowning, I briefly recounted what had just happened. At the end, I emphasized, "That's a good cup of wine, and it was carefully prepared by me."

Hearing this, the Blue Witch shrugged and said, "But who asked you to deceive her?"

"I didn't lie to her," I emphasized, "I told her clearly and clearly during our chat yesterday that it was just a story and had nothing to do with the real situation!"

"So you said it again."

"Of course, that's why I'm so angry."

"But why are you angry?" The blue witch asked curiously: "Aren't you being reasonable?"

"I'm angry just because I'm being reasonable. Think about it, I've already been so reasonable, and she's still acting like this!"

"Isn't this normal?" The blue witch smiled, her eyes and eyebrows turning into crescents.

"Normal?" I asked in astonishment, "Where is it normal?"

"You are normal, and so is she."

Seeing that I still didn't understand, the Blue Witch explained: "Because women are inherently unreasonable."