Chapter 3092 Burnt

Once, on the blue planet, I tried to grill all kinds of seafood, but because I didn’t control the heat well, it was burnt, raw, or both burnt and raw, or both raw and burnt. Now I want to Think about it, it’s considered a feat.

After traveling through the Zephyr Continent, I discovered that the scales and skins of seafood are much thicker than those on the Blue Planet, and many of them have good fire resistance. This allows me to safely and boldly heat them with strong fire. , I actually became a barbecue master, and my craftsmanship was resounding throughout the Fearless Guild, and even the two queens were full of praise for it.

Now, when I handle seafood again, I feel confident that I can definitely grill it well.

three minutes later

"Hey, hey, hey! The shrimps are not ready yet? And the crabs! Can't they still be eaten?"

"It's early."

seven minutes later

"Is-not-ok yet-?"

"Wait!"

ten minutes later

"Not yet? Huh? What does it smell like? Huh? Why is there smoke? Hey, Xiaoyi, I've seen you roast beef, roast lamb, roast rabbit, and grill fish, but I've never seen it smoke. .”

"Nonsense," I retorted righteously: "How can there be a barbecue that doesn't emit smoke? You think it has an invisible range hood hanging on it!"

"Okay, I was wrong." The blue witch tilted her chin and stared at the grilled crabs. "But I have never seen smoke like this. It whirred, as if magic was cast in the sky." , and don’t you feel a little choked by this smoke?”

"Ahem, where are you choking! It's just nonsense, cough, cough, cough."

"You're coughing."

“This is just a way to vent my feelings, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.”

"Okay, I kind of believe you are angry." The blue witch slumped on the table with no time to spare: "Your face is red with anger."

Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I took a few steps to the window, pushed open the window, and threw the blackened crabs and carbonized prawns out the window.

"Ouch! What kind of evil spirit is throwing things around! Come out here! I can't kill you with my magic, ah~~~"

The man who cursed was probably distracted and was KO'd.

As soon as the crabs and prawns were thrown out, the room immediately became cooler. Not only did the smoke stop, but the air gradually became better.

"Not bad" I nodded with satisfaction.

"Hey, who's there, where's my grilled seafood?"

An unkind voice came over with a pair of resentful eyes.

"Hey, this hasn't been done yet."

"Then what happened just now"

"The one just now was sacrificed to the Poseidon. Thanks to its generosity, we can eat delicious grilled seafood."

"Sacrifice?" The blue witch curled her lips: "Why do I feel that you want to poison Lord Poseidon?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" I corrected me righteously: "Poseidon is the boss of the sea. In terms of belief, he is God. How can God be angry with the common people? They are all tolerant and kind, generous and generous. .”

The blue witch looked at me with a pair of dead eyes, expressionless, and her expression couldn't be simpler: I don't believe it.

I waved my hand indifferently, took out new seafood, and continued grilling.

This time, I suppressed the flame a little lower. Not to mention, this time I suppressed the flame, the baking process turned out to be very smooth.

This makes me have to recall the experience of grilling seafood when I was on the Blue Planet. It seems that at that time, it was grilled outdoors and burned over charcoal fire. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't control the flames like it is now. Well, of course, I don’t blame me at that time. After all, I don’t know magic, and my skin is not resistant to burning.

If only now, I could easily perform the act of picking chestnuts out of the fire. A hundred chestnuts would be light and fluffy. Not to mention the burns, even the redness would not appear.

After roasting for about seven or eight minutes, I felt that the heat was almost done. I put the prawns and crabs on two plates respectively, brought them to the Blue Witch like a treasure, and said, "Here, try it."

Just when the blue witch was about to pick up the first prawn with her chopsticks, there was a knock on the door, and at the same time, very unpleasant cursing words came from outside the door.

"His grandma knocks on the door during dinner. He is so ignorant and worthless!"

I stood up angrily, came to the door, and opened it.

Outside the door, there were several big men standing, fat and strong, with faces full of flesh. One person was leading the way, with his palms facing up, holding a dark thing on top. If you look closely, you can still vaguely see the shape. It is exactly That prawn that I grilled to a crisp!

I saw the person approaching in a menacing manner, so I crossed my arms, leaned against the door frame, and asked in a deep voice, "Is something wrong?"

The big man was about to open his mouth, but was held back by another big man behind him.

If you look at it again at this time, you will find that the latter man has a strange expression and his eyes are wandering, as if he has done something wrong.

"Brother, he seems..."

After muttering for a while, the leading man turned around and stared at me with a solemn expression.

"Is something wrong?" I asked again, but this time, I was smiling.

"Yes, it's him."

The big man behind him was fighting with his arms, as if he was electrocuted.

The look of the big man at the head changed drastically, his face turned from red to white, he was silent for a moment, and suddenly said loudly: "Knock, knock on the wrong door!"

"That's it."

I nodded and closed the door.

Through the door panel, I heard a chaotic sound of footsteps, and then everything became clear.

The Blue Witch looked out the window while gnawing on the prawns. When she saw me coming in, she pointed out the window with her little finger and said, "Well, those people are over there."

I moved closer to the window, looked out, and saw those big men running so fast that they were almost catching up with the Scud. I was going to be the world champion on the Blue Planet.

"What did you say to them?" the blue witch asked curiously.

I put the shrimp head she broke off into my mouth and chewed it slowly. I also looked confused and said, "I asked them what happened, and they ran away."

"Maybe I saw you commit the crime." She also picked up a shrimp head, put it in her mouth, chewed it, and shook her head dissatisfied: "The taste is quite good, but it's too hard. , prick the mouth."

"You don't understand this," I said slowly, still chewing the shrimp head, "Eating shrimp meat can only make you feel strong and full, but eating shrimp heads can fill your life."

"That's nonsense," the blue witch pointed out without hesitation.

But she didn't continue to criticize me. She probably understood that it was not that I didn't eat shrimp, but that I left the shrimp for her.

We were all quiet for the second half of the dinner, enjoying the sunset and enjoying the delicious barbecue.

If life can be spent quietly like this, it would actually be pretty good.

Lying on the bed, resting his hands on his pillow, he stared at the ceiling in a daze.

"What are you thinking about?" The blue witch's voice sounded in my ears. It seems that this girl slept too much during the day.

"I want to think about what happens after I go back."

"After you go back?" The blue witch asked doubtfully, "What can happen after you go back?"

"I'll be busy after I get back."