Chapter 3077 Stinky Tofu

No matter who is more scumbag or more beautiful than anyone else, even Xilan can’t keep up with me.

So this topic naturally ended in Xi Lan's envy, jealousy and hatred.

Speaking of which, in terms of relationships, I really despise Xi Lan.

They are always worried and dare not make progress. Sometimes they even pretend to be noble and show off their elegance.

This set of tricks is just for fooling a little girl who is not familiar with the world. If time is delayed and the little girl becomes a big girl, the effect of this set will be greatly reduced.

When the big girl becomes a mature girl, your tricks will only be used as a back-up.

What I mean by saying this is to express that if Xi Lan and I were to have our identities reversed, with Heloise's current feelings for me, I would have taken her down early.

It may be a little early to have children, but it is still possible to get to know each other better.

By the way, if I hadn't had any feelings for Heloise, I probably wouldn't have had the chance for Xilan to be cool.

When I smiled strangely at Xi Lan, Xi Lan turned her head calmly and pretended to look at the sea to hide her embarrassment and envy.

After a long silence, I spoke first to break the awkward situation: "You have lived in the devil world for so long, do you have any delicious food that you will never forget?"

Hearing this topic, Xi Lan suddenly became energetic.

He is a foodie and has a special liking for food. It coincides with his area of ​​expertise, so this sultry old man started to talk nonsense.

It has to be said that this capable foodie, a sultry old man, is quite particular about eating this dish, at least in terms of eating, he is very accomplished.

"In this demon world, the most delicious thing is the meat of a specially raised deer. The meat is delicious and juicy. No matter it is fried or fried, it has a unique taste."

As he spoke, Xilan closed his eyes, raised his hands, and said half-obsessed and half-awake: "Put the venison on a plate, add three drops of lemon juice, sprinkle with some black truffle, and finally pour a circle of treasure." After many years of wine, bring the plate to the table, pick up a piece, smell the freshness of the meat, put it in your mouth, and taste it carefully. The tenderness of the venison, the sweetness of the fat, the freshness and sourness of the lemon, are all in your mouth. Blooming, the delicious smell is really indescribable.”

He circled his fingers, turned into a wine cup, and slowly picked it up: "If there is another beauty in kimono pouring wine for me at this time, I will sip the aging wine in the cup with the beauty's fragrance, and while the delicious taste of the venison has not dissipated, I will age the wine. The sweetness completely wraps it up and puts it into your belly. The refreshing feeling at that moment is endlessly memorable."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it makes Master Sword Master so unforgettable. Come to think of it, the taste of this venison must be very delicious. It is not an exaggeration to say that the aftertaste lingers on the tongue for three days."

"The aftertaste lingers on the tongue and lasts for three days. It's apt. It's really apt."

Xi Lan praised.

"Besides this venison, are there any other delicacies?"

"Other delicacies can only be said to have their own merits, but there is no way to achieve the level of staying together for three days."

"Let's talk about it." I leaned against the side of the boat and said with a smile, "It can always give me some insights."

"Since you want to hear it, it's okay to talk about it," Xi Lan said: "Compared with northern towns, there are more delicious foods in the south. Not only are there more varieties, but the tastes are also all kinds of weird. Some like sweet ones, some like spicy ones, and some like sour ones. Yes, there are also those who like bitterness, and even those who like smelly food.”

"Stinky?" My eyes lit up, and the words "stinky tofu" suddenly popped into my mind.

"Isn't that right?" Xi Lan said: "Once I passed by a town and saw a crowd gathering and making noise, so I got closer to have a look at the excitement. As a result, before I even took a few steps closer, I smelled a vague odor. , at first, I thought someone had pooped their pants, or a child had defecated everywhere, but the more I squeezed into the crowd, the stronger the smell became. When I got to the front row, I couldn't breathe smoothly. I saw two people working together, a man and a woman, who looked like a couple, selling a smelly lump. No matter the color or smell, the thing was shocking, but I bought the big one. someone here."

Sighing, Xi Lan continued: "I was also curious at the time, so I thought that if everyone else was buying it, I would try it too, so I paid for a pack and saw that everyone else was eating it. It tasted delicious. , I thought about trying the taste of this thing. I closed my eyes and took a bite with my heart. At first, the smell of this smelly thing in my mouth was weird and unpleasant, but you still Don't tell me, as you chew, the weird taste gradually fades away, and the delicious taste gradually comes to the tip of your tongue."

"So I ate and ate, ate and ate that dish. Before I knew it, I downed a few pieces, took another bite, and it was gone!"

"I was thinking about going back and buying a few more pieces, but as a result, they closed the stall."

"Then I stayed in that town for half a year and ate the stinky food for half a year. Then I got tired of eating it, so I left there and went to another town."

"Wouldn't you be sorry for yourself if you don't eat such a weird delicacy?" I said with a longing look on my face: "I have no time to wait, let's go to the town you mentioned, and I also want to taste it. What does it mean to smell bad? , eat delicious food!”

In fact, I just want to eat stinky tofu.

After coming to Zephyr Continent, although there is tofu, no one makes stinky tofu. And even if I do it and make it, according to the tradition of Zephyr Continent, I won’t be able to sell it, and it might cause trouble.

For example, it was treated as if someone maliciously attacked my home or something like that.

Therefore, even if I want to eat, I have to do it secretly.

But I heard that there is a town in the devil world that openly sells stinky tofu, and it is legal and legal. I couldn't help but go and see it, not for anything else, just for the unforgettable and terrible smell of stinky tofu and its endless aftertaste. taste.

And ordinary stinky tofu is just that. Deep-fried stinky tofu is a rare delicacy!

The thought of fried stinky tofu makes my taste buds begin to secrete liquid.

If I am lucky enough to find that town and buy stinky tofu, I will definitely show off my unique skill of frying stinky tofu and let the Blue Witch and others try what is called alternative food.

At this time, Xi Lan has put aside the smelly food and turned to other flavors of food.

"The pastries in several towns are very delicious. They are sweet and soft. They feel like biting into soft cotton, but the texture when chewed is comparable to jelly. It is simply a rare delicacy!"

"Then there's the spicy one. It's called spicy. After eating it, when I went to the toilet, I just felt a terrible pain in my back. It's so refreshing to eat during the day, but it hurts to have a bowel movement at night."

Speaking of this, Xi Lan wiped his sweat with a sigh on his face.

"But the most unforgettable thing for me is the sour food."

When he said this, Xi Lan's face was filled with regret.