Chapter 541 How Can You Write a Plot Like This?
Jing Xiyue didn't know what to say.
Should I laugh?
I waited for Qiuxiang to appear for a long time, and this is all I got?
Do you know how I feel now?
Jing Xiyue said calmly: "I laughed before."
She turned her head and continued to look at the big screen, while Xiaoyao posted a circle of friends to advertise "Flirting Scholar".
At first, Xiaoyao thought that "Flirting Scholar" was also like the short play "I Never Expected", which was a style of spitting.
Facts have proved that her idea was wrong.
It's a movie, how could it still use the structure of a short play.
Without a plot, it can't support the length of a movie.
From the beginning of the movie to now, in the more than 20 minutes, most of the audience in the entire theater have been conquered.
The nonsensical jokes and the story plot are perfectly integrated.
For the Chinese audience in this world, it is the first time for them to watch this type of comedy movie, and the impact can be imagined.
Almost everyone has one sentence in their hearts.
"Too funny!"
No matter what everyone thought before entering the theater, at this moment, everyone's thoughts were still very unified.
The plot continued.
Tang Bohu was also shocked by this unshaven face, and a wry smile appeared on his face.
The three bad friends in the distance were still dancing and urging him to hurry up.
Tang Bohu wanted to play a trick on his friend and negotiated with this demon, but it turned out that this demon was actually here to rob money.
After a fight between the two, the demon was thrown into the river by Tang Bohu.
Zhu Zhishan and the other two hurried to Tang Bohu to ask about the situation.
Tang Bohu said: "He wanted to rob money, this dead demon!"
The three men exclaimed: "Shemale?!"
As a result, at this time, Zhu Zhishan said excitedly: "I like it, take it!"
He handed the folding fan to the person next to him and jumped into the river.
Wen Zhengming, played by Ma Lu, said with regret: "It's a pity that he got there first."
Laughter rang out in the theater again.
Obviously, in this movie, Li Qiushan and Ma Lu are still acting in their true colors, while He Haozhe is completely letting himself go.
Jing Xiyue originally had no good impression of the actor He Haozhe, but now he looks much better.
Then the scene changed, and Mrs. Hua brought a group of servants from the Hua Mansion to the temple to burn incense.
A team walked through the street with gongs and drums, showing the wealth of the Hua Mansion.
In the middle of the team was Mrs. Hua's sedan chair.
This time, Qiuxiang is really going to appear.
"Xu Ye, if you dare to make a feint this time, I will give your movie a bad review!"
Jing Xiyue no longer had the strong expectation just now.
After all, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. You can never think of where Xu Ye will hurt your waist.
The street was crowded with people, and Tang Bohu and his four companions also came to watch the fun.
"It turns out that Mrs. Hua brought her maid Sixiang to burn incense."
"I heard that everyone is like a fairy descending from heaven, especially Qiuxiang."
Tang Bohu squeezed in front of the crowd, his face full of excitement.
When Jing Xiyue saw this, she felt that this picture could be used to make an emoticon package, with the three words "where is the melon" written on it.
Tang Bohu's excitement was no different from a man going to see a beautiful woman or a woman going to see a handsome man.
Everyone shouted to the opposite side: "Qiuxiang!"
The camera turned, and a slender figure stood in the crowd, it was Qiuxiang.
Qiuxiang turned her head slowly after hearing the voice.
Tang Bohu's expression gradually calmed down from the initial excitement, and Qiuxiang just turned her whole face around.
Jing Xiyue made a groundhog call in her heart.
"Xiao Xu is so beautiful! I can't stand it!"
She thought of a poem.
A smile when she turned back made all the beauties come alive, and the six palaces were pale in comparison.
Qiuxiang's smile when she turned back was enough to fascinate a large number of people.
Even Tang Bohu was stunned.
As a result, at this time, Tang Bohu said: "This is very ordinary, nothing."
This sentence directly made Jing Xiyue unable to hold back.
Do you say this to your girlfriend?
You should be beaten after saying this, right?
Isn't this beautiful?
The talented man played by Li Qiushan said, "Don't be impatient, Brother Bohu. You should know that beauty is like flowers. It needs green leaves to set off her beauty. Take another look."
Everyone shouted "beautiful woman" again.
This time, everyone standing in a row turned their heads and looked over.
It turned out that the group of people standing on the left and right of Qiuxiang were all back killers. In fact, they were all a group of men dressed up with heavy makeup.
Qiuxiang, standing in the middle of this group, looked extremely beautiful at this moment.
The four talented men took a step back in shock.
Tang Bohu said excitedly, "Looking at her like this again, she is really as beautiful as a fairy. Let's go to the temple immediately."
The four said in unison, "Take action!"
Jing Xiyue's mind is full of question marks now.
This is completely different from the plot she expected.
When she watched the trailer, she thought that Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang first met on the bridge, but it turned out not to be.
And there are many traps like this for the audience.
For example, the trailer also showed a clip of Tang Bohu painting handsomely on the drawing paper. In fact, Tang Bohu was painting with Zhu Zhishan in his hand.
It's not right to say that it's a lie. The scenes in the trailer are also in the drama, and there is no special editing of the highlights to attract the audience.
The only problem is that all the trailers are taken out of context.
"I really didn't expect it." Jing Xiyue sighed.
She thought Tang Bohu fell in love with Qiuxiang the first time he met her, but it wasn't.
On Earth, many viewers thought that Tang Bohu fell in love with Qiuxiang the first time he saw her because they didn't watch carefully.
But think about it carefully, Tang Bohu already has eight beautiful little wives at home, and he is no longer a person who only looks at faces.
Or, Tang Bohu knows that you can't find true love by just looking at faces.
As he said when he first met Qiuxiang, he thought she was very ordinary.
Such a plot design is a little more varied than those love-at-first-sight romance movies.
From the audience's perspective, it is more interesting.
Jing Xiyue is watching it with relish now.
Some people think the movie is interesting, and naturally some people think it is boring.
In a movie theater in Beijing, Lin Shuo was watching "Flirting Scholar" in a corner of the theater.
Because Xu Ye's movie was about to be released, he didn't sleep well last night.
He regarded Xu Ye as his opponent, so he naturally paid great attention to Xu Ye's every move.
What's more, in this movie, Xu Ye and Xiao Xu played the male and female protagonists respectively.
This made Lin Shuo's heart hurt.
He originally planned to wait until the evening to watch the movie, but he was so eager that he simply bought the premiere.
In order to avoid being recognized, he specially found a movie theater with a more remote location and disguised himself to watch the movie.
As a person with several years of experience in the film industry, Lin Shuo watched the movie with a critical eye from the beginning.
Others were laughing, but he didn't laugh.
Especially when Xu Ye sang with King Ning's men and Tang's mother, he complained in his heart.
"What the hell is this! Singing for no reason, how can you write a plot like this!"
But there was constant laughter in the theater.
Lin Shuo looked down at the audience and sneered in his heart: "The aesthetic level is really poor."
Lin Shuo has always shot mainstream movies, and the directors he has worked with are also well-known in the circle.
His goal is to win various awards, both domestic and foreign.
He doesn't like dramas like "Never Expected", let alone bringing nonsensical comedies to the big screen.
Movies are high-level art, and such things in the corner should not come to the movie circle to touch porcelain.
But the atmosphere in the theater is too unusual.
The location of the cinema he is in is a bit remote, but even so, the seats in the entire theater are half occupied.
When the previous movie was playing, no one left, and the whole audience laughed continuously.
At this time, on the big screen, Tang Bohu and the other four changed into dirty clothes worn by beggars and entered the temple.
Mrs. Hua asked Sixiang to give food to the beggars.
Tang Bohu and his group immediately mixed into the beggars, and Tang Bohu directly hugged Qiuxiang's thigh to take advantage.
The background music also became soothing.
In this plot, Tang Bohu was very dirty, but when he hugged Qiuxiang's legs, Qiuxiang did not dislike him at all, but gave him buns to eat.
At this moment, Tang Bohu fell in love with Qiuxiang.
He didn't like Qiuxiang's appearance, but liked Qiuxiang's kindness.
This kindness was not found in his eight wives.
Lin Shuo thought this plot was very boring. He noticed that a male audience member stood up and seemed to be leaving.
"Finally someone is leaving!" Lin Shuo's heart was inevitably excited.
Whether this male audience member went to the toilet or felt bored and didn't want to watch it, this shows that there is something wrong with this movie!
Lin Shuo kept saying in his heart, "Go, go, go."
However, after the boy just stood up, he sat down again. His body was straight and he made a move to leave, but he didn't leave.
In the movie, Qiuxiang looked back and smiled again, completely attracting Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu decided to pursue Qiuxiang.
"Why don't you leave yet!" Lin Shuo couldn't help getting anxious.
The scene changed and they came to the temple.
Qiuxiang was drawing lots for Mrs. Hua, and Tang Bohu, who had changed his clothes, came to Qiuxiang and chatted with her.
When Qiuxiang's lot just fell to the ground, he picked it up.
At this moment, the music of "Pray to God" sounded.
"Pray to God, pray to God~"
Tang Bohu held the lot he had drawn in his hand, shaking his head and looking very cute.
Lin Shuo snorted coldly: "You want to sing and pick up girls again, right?"
However, the next second, the little monk in the temple rushed over directly, kicked Tang Bohu in the face, and kicked him out of the hall.
The little monk and the abbot put a sign in front of Tang Bohu, which read "No noise is allowed in the temple."