Chapter 542: Don’t Pity Me Just because I’m a Delicate Flower

There was laughter again in the cinema.

Lin Shuo was stunned.

There's something wrong with your expansion!

How can you play like this?

He hurriedly looked at the boy who was still standing straight. The boy was already amused by the scene just now.

However, he did not sit upright again, and still maintained a posture ready to leave at any time.

"It's just that this plot attracted him. If the rest of the plot gets boring, this boy will definitely leave again!" Lin Shuo thought to himself.

When Tang Bohu returned to the hall again, Qiuxiang had already disappeared.

He quickly went to the river and found a boatman to chase the official ship of Washington.

Lin Shuo recognized the boatman actor at a glance. Isn't this Du Chonglin?

"Du Chonglin has some shitty acting skills!"

Lin Shuo complained in his heart.

Tang Bohu got on the boatman's boat. The scene turned and the boatman was driving Tang Bohu on the water with his paddle.

The boatman smiled and said: "Sir, you really know the goods. There are so many boats but you picked mine. I'm famous for being fast."

"Yeah?"

"Of course."

Tang Bohu looked down in horror, half of his body was submerged in the water.

Tang Bohu said in horror: "Your ship is sinking!"

The boatman was still rowing, and said calmly: "Didn't I say that it sinks quickly if it sinks?"

The conversation between the two once again caused laughter in the theater.

As a result, the two people behind were chatting and paddling. When they reached the last sentence of their conversation, they were completely submerged in the water.

Here, Tang Bohu also reached a cooperation with the boatman. The boatman helped Tang Bohu sneak into Washington, and Tang Bohu gave the money he earned to the boatman.

When the scene was over, Lin Shuo saw the boy who had stood up and was about to leave, leaning back on the chair again, and his whole body relaxed.

Obviously, this boy is not ready to leave.

Lin Shuo was completely helpless.

The audience, who were about to leave at all times, were suddenly pulled back.

There are so many laughs here. It's just a simple plot of chatting with a boatman, and it creates a lot of baggage with just a few lines.

It can be said that the entire plot is completely pointless.

If you go to the toilet, you will miss a lot of fun places.

"No, I must not laugh. This kind of rubbish can never make me laugh!"

The scene changed again. Tang Bohu and the boatman had arrived at the gate of Washington.

The boatman pretended to be dead and lay on the trolley, and Tang Bohu began the drama of selling his body to bury his father.

Unexpectedly, he actually encountered a competitor.

Later, Tang Bohu and his rival prostitute began to compete in front of Qiuxiang and Sister Shiliu.

This kind of competitive drama also aroused the curiosity of the audience.

The prostitutes were already so miserable, how could Tang Bohu compare to him?

While Tang Bohu was talking endlessly in front of Qiuxiang and Sister Shiliu, the dog tied by a chain barked at the feet of the prostitute and fell to the ground.

The prostitute hugged the dog sadly and said: "Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai...You have been with me for so long, and you have been loyal to me and treated me with sincerity, but now I don't even have enough to eat." I haven’t even let you eat it, I’m sorry, Wangcai!”

Lin Shuo couldn't hold himself any longer.

Those who knew thought your dog was dead, and those who didn’t knew thought your father was dead.

You can still play like this!

He pinched his hands on his thighs to suppress his laughter.

"I can't laugh, I absolutely can't laugh!"

Tang Bohu was also confused by this scene, and he quickly lowered his head.

Just then a cockroach crawled across the ground.

Tang Bohu shouted: "Be careful!"

Sister Pomegranate retreated and stepped on the cockroach.

In an instant, Tang Bohu's face turned into a look of grief. He knelt down and lifted up the cockroach corpse.

"Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die. You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years. We have shared joys and sorrows together for so many years. I have always taught and raised you as if I were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today a white-haired person would send a black-haired person..."

When Tang Bohu said these words in grief, Lin Shuo couldn't bear it anymore and laughed so loudly that tears came out of his eyes.

"You're crazy! What the hell is Xiaoqiang doing!"

Lin Shuo really couldn't help it.

In a closed environment like a movie theater, laughter is contagious.

This time the audience laughed louder than ever before.

On earth, after the movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" became popular, all dogs were named Wangcai and all cockroaches were named Xiaoqiang.

Such is the impact of this film.

Classics never go out of style.

After laughing, Lin Shuo realized his gaffe.

He quickly looked around and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that everyone was concentrating on watching the movie and no one was paying attention to him.

"How did Xu Ye come up with this plot? Is this the talent of mental patients?"

Such lines have never been seen in previous movies, let alone acted.

In the film industry, it has always been said that comedy is more difficult than tragedy.

It's harder to make people laugh than to make people cry.

This movie has made the audience laugh many times since it was first shown.

Lin Shuo's expression had become serious.

Before, everyone thought it was impossible for Xu Ye, who was a film director for the first time, to bring a nonsensical comedy to the big screen.

The final result is estimated to be that only fans will pay for it, and the box office will not be very high.

But the facts will shatter these views one by one.

On the screen, Tang Bohu and this prostitute continue to talk nonsense.

In order to compare his misery, this prostitute hit himself on the head with a stick and died.

All the competitors are dead, of course Tang Bohu won, and Sister Pomegranate invited Tang Bohu to enter the capital.

The actress who played Sister Pomegranate is an actress from the drama theater, named Guo Yulu.

She worked diligently in the drama theater and occasionally participated in some film and television dramas, but she never became popular.

Guo Yulu herself has no obsession with fame. The last time she was remembered was for her performance in "National Treasure".

In "Flirting Scholar", Guo Yulu boldly played ugly. She had no resistance to playing ugly, but found it quite interesting.

As an actor, shouldn't she serve acting?

Sister Pomegranate and Qiuxiang appeared together, and her flaming red lips left a deep impression on the audience.

Tang Bohu successfully sneaked into the Huafu and signed a contract to become a servant, winning the number 9527, but the life of the low-level servants in the Huafu was not very good.

In this section, the background music was the accompaniment of "Pray to God", and the various scenes in it also made the audience laugh.

Finally, Tang Bohu found an opportunity and met Sixiang flying a kite. He broke the kite string and the kite fell on the roof.

Sixiang called Tang Bohu and asked him to take the kite off the roof.

Tang Bohu said happily: "But as a low-level servant, it is not convenient for me to come in."

He pointed to the sign at the door of the inner courtyard, which read "Low-level servants and dogs are not allowed to enter."

Chunxiaxiang smiled and said: "Who thinks you are a low-level servant? I just think you are a dog."

Lin Shuo immediately felt a strong sense of irony when he heard this line.

In the subsequent plot, in Tang Bohu's fantasy, he and Qiuxiang kissed each other.

Seeing this scene, Lin Shuo felt itchy all over and clenched his fists.

He really didn't expect that there would be a kissing scene!

Afterwards, Tang Bohu wanted to approach Qiuxiang according to his fantasy plan, but was interrupted by the housekeeper of Huafu.

The housekeeper took out the painting of Qiuxiang that Tang Bohu had secretly drawn, but thought that it was Sister Pomegranate that Tang Bohu had drawn.

After being beaten up by everyone, Tang Bohu waited until the evening and prepared to approach Qiuxiang quietly again, but he didn't expect to meet Sister Pomegranate.

When Sister Pomegranate's look appeared, the theater burst into laughter again.

This look is really ugly.

Next, the conversation between Sister Pomegranate and Tang Bohu was even more hilarious.

Sister Pomegranate thought that Tang Bohu had a crush on her, so Tang Bohu could only explain seriously, but Sister Pomegranate became more excited when she heard it.

Sister Pomegranate grabbed Tang Bohu's collar and said, "Come on, I've never tried it before, I'm a little nervous, come on, come quickly."

Lin Shuo was already terrified when he saw Sister Pomegranate's look.

Tang Bohu pushed Sister Pomegranate away, but unexpectedly, Sister Pomegranate lay on the ground, closed her eyes and said intoxicatedly: "Don't say anything more, do it quickly, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower, use force."

The car is going very fast, please weld the car door.

At this time, the four lechers also came to Huafu and stepped on Sister Pomegranate to faint.

The purpose of the four lechers coming to Huafu is for the four fragrances of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

In order to protect Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu entangled with the four lechers and took them around in Huafu. He took the opportunity to run to Qiuxiang's room.

Because Qiuxiang did not recognize Tang Bohu's identity, Tang Bohu was humiliated by Qiuxiang, and Tang Bohu also learned that Qiuxiang actually admired Tang Bohu.

However, when Tang Bohu said that he was actually Tang Bohu, Qiuxiang didn't believe it at all.

In the end, the four lechers were stopped by the housekeeper of Huafu, and Mrs. Hua came on stage.

Mrs. Hua, played by Wu Yongxia, was heroic and valiant. As soon as she appeared in the theater, there was a burst of exclamations.

Those who can come to the cinema to watch movies naturally know Wu Yongxia.

Many young people have forgotten that Wu Yongxia started out as a martial arts actor.

With a slight move from Mrs. Hua, the four lewd heroes were knocked down.

The whole action was smooth and elegant.

Lin Shuo's attention has been attracted by the movie.

He has also seen many works of Wu Yongxia, but has never seen such a Wu Yongxia.

He finally understood why Wu Yongxia accepted Xu Ye's invitation to star in this movie.

Such a role is too attractive to Wu Yongxia.

In the later plot, Mrs. Hua found the Tang Yin poetry collection left by Qiuxiang at home. Tang Bohu took the initiative to stand up and admitted that the poetry collection was his, and took the blame for Qiuxiang.

It is obvious that Mrs. Hua and the Tang family have a grudge.

Mrs. Hua directly ordered the execution of Tang Bohu, and Tang Bohu directly played a piece of Alvin and the Chipmunk here.

When the four talented men were chatting before, Tang Bohu said that he had recently learned a new Western percussion instrument.

And here, this foreshadowing was used.