Chapter 543: The King of Kings

Tang Bohu knelt on the ground, tapped a small teacup with a chopstick, and began to recite.

"Madam, I originally lived on the edge of Suzhou. I had a house and a field at home, and my life was endless~"

"Who knew that Tang Bohu was so ruthless and ruthless, colluding with the government and taking my house and my field~"

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Following Tang Bohu's voice, everyone at the scene shook their heads to the rhythm of Tang Bohu, and in the end Tang Bohu even used the bench as a drum set to beat it.

This performance is also a classic clip in "Flirting Scholar". Jiang Xiaodao's lotus fall in "Wulin Wai Zhuan" was actually learned from this segment of "Flirting Scholar".

Madam Hua was directly conquered by this performance of Tang Bohu.

Qiuxiang also took this opportunity to plead for Tang Bohu, and Tang Bohu became a book boy and was named Hua An.

Tang Bohu used a trick to take down two idiots in Huafu. The teacher in Huafu thought that Tang Bohu was coming to steal his job and took out a knife to pretend.

As soon as the knife was taken out, Master Hua pushed the door open and the teacher's knife directly stabbed into the stomach horizontally, and the person died.

The more Lin Shuo looked down, the more solemn his eyes became.

There are so many and so dense jokes in this movie that the laughter in the theater has never stopped.

And until now, no one has left.

These jokes are integrated with the plot, seemingly nonsensical, but not abrupt at all.

Tang Bohu also used the handle that Master Hua killed the teacher to become a senior book boy in Huafu.

This identity is the same as Sixiang's status in Huafu, and his relationship with Qiuxiang has also heated up rapidly.

But no matter what, Qiuxiang doesn't believe that Hua An is Tang Bohu.

People don't want to believe that this servant is the romantic talent Tang Bohu.

At this time, the housekeeper of the Hua Mansion caught a man who claimed to be Tang Bohu, and this man was Zhu Zhishan.

With Tang Bohu's operation, Zhu Zhishan's life was saved.

Mrs. Hua said: "Shi Liu, take him to the woodshed and take good care of him."

Mrs. Hua, who always kept a straight face, showed a playful smile and said: "You can do whatever you want!"

Sister Shi Liu said excitedly: "Thank you for the reward, Madam!"

Zhu Zhishan was already scared and exclaimed: "Don't mess around, I'm a virgin!"

When Tang Bohu went to rescue Zhu Zhishan, Zhu Zhishan was already sweating profusely, obviously he had just fought with Sister Shi Liu.

Then came the more exciting scene.

Sister Shi Liu wore two coconut shells on her chest and tied a rope around her body, and played a fun game with Zhu Zhishan.

Because Zhu Zhishan said he was Tang Bohu before, at this moment, Qiuxiang's fan filter for Tang Bohu was completely shattered.

At this time, the scene changed, and King Ning brought people to Huafu.

Lin Shuo cheered up, and the movie was about to enter the climax.

King Ning brought Dui Chuanchang and Du Ming Shusheng to Huafu. He said he came to give gifts, but in fact he wanted to get rid of the enemy, Master Hua.

The topic of both sides finally fell on Tang Bohu.

Madam Hua used King Ning to expose Zhu Zhishan's fake identity, killing two birds with one stone.

In this plot, Madam Hua's image was completely established. She was not a person who only knew how to use force, but a person with courage and strategy. Even Master Hua often listened to Madam Hua.

King Ning was still aggressive and sent Dui Chuanchang to compare couplets with the people in Huafu.

Dui Chuanchang smiled and said, "There are three teachers in one village and two villages. They don't know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, but they dare to teach seven, eight, and nine children. They are very bold."

But the people in Huafu were obviously not culturally educated, and they couldn't match this couplet at all.

At the critical moment, Tang Bohu made a brilliant appearance.

He walked into the house with a brisk step and said with a smile: "Let me try."

On Earth, Tang Bohu's next couplet was "Nine out of ten houses are poor, and they can only get 8 taels, 7 qian, 6 fen, 5 hao, and 4 li. They are still indecisive and first-class vulgar."

Obviously, the number of words does not match the first couplet of Chuanchang, and it is not neat at all. This is also a flaw in the film.

In the past when there was no Internet, the audience would not care about these details.

But in the Internet age, such problems will undoubtedly be magnified by the Internet.

So in the end, Xu Ye adjusted the content of the second couplet.

Tang Bohu said lightly: "Nine out of ten houses are poor and eight are lazy. They can only get 7 qian, 6 fen, and 5 hao. How can they hide four, three, and two minds? First-class vulgar."

The essence of this couplet is that it is very bold to be first-class vulgar.

You are very bold to say that Huafu is very bold to Chuanchang, so I say you are first-class vulgar.

When this couplet came out, the whole audience focused their attention on Tang Bohu.

Dui Chuanchang took the initiative to step out and said, "I am Dui Chuanchang, the top scholar in seven provinces and a general of the staff, nicknamed the king of couplets. Who are you?"

Tang Bohu pushed Master Hua away and said with a smile, "I have studied for two years, and I am a lost little book boy in the world, Hua An."

The background music became more exciting, Dui Chuan Chang and Hua An walked in circles, and finally stood face to face, with their mouths less than three centimeters apart.

Just when the atmosphere was extremely tense, the two of them pouted and kissed each other.

Not to mention the characters in the movie, the audience in the theater couldn't hold back.

Lin Shuo couldn't help laughing again.

He was a bit of a jerk now, he couldn't help it at all.

There are too many jokes in the movie, you can hold it back once, can you hold it back a second time?

You can hold it back, but so many people in the theater are laughing, can you still hold it back?

Just laugh.

I, Lin Shuo, am going to die of laughter here today, and I will never admit that your movie is good!

Next, the wonderful literary duel between Dui Chuan Chang and Tang Bo Hu kicked off the show.

Dui Chuanchang took a step back and said, "In the painting, the dragon does not roar and the tiger does not roar, the little book boy is ridiculous."

Tang Bohu said calmly, "On the chessboard, the chariot has no wheels and the horse has no boundaries, shouting general, be careful."

Lin Shuo's eyes widened instantly.

Even ordinary people can feel that this couplet is very well matched.

Dui Chuanchang continued, "The orioles and swallows are in harmony everywhere."

Tang Bohu said, "Rain and wind, flowers and leaves, year after year, morning and evening."

King Ning was already nervous.

Dui Chuanchang also realized that the little book boy in front of him was not ordinary.

After thinking for a few seconds, he said, "Ten mouths are thinking about you, thinking about the king, thinking about the country, and thinking about the society."

Tang Bohu smiled and said, "Eight eyes appreciate together, appreciate the flowers, appreciate the moon, and appreciate Qiuxiang."

Qiuxiang lowered her head shyly when she heard it.

Dui Chuanchang waved the folding fan in his hand and continued: "I am so powerful and brave."

Tang Bohu said calmly: "You are a low-class person, half of your glans is exposed."

The speed of this section is still very fast.

Dui Chuanchang can no longer bear it. He said angrily: "How can I, a general of the staff, lose to you, a book boy?"

He rushed to Tang Bohu, his face full of sweat.

"I will plant trees on your grave."

Tang Bohu: "Your bathtub is mixed with fish."

Dui Chuanchang: "Fat fish and ripe fruit go into my stomach."

Tang Bohu: "Your mother will cook for you."

After the voice fell, Dui Chuanchang could no longer bear it. He sat on the ground with a blood mist spurting out of his mouth.

Tang Bohu said with a smile: "Couples are meant for entertainment, but today, Brother Chuanchang vomited dozens of taels of blood. This is unprecedented. I admire you."

He also took out a small folding fan and fanned it, showing off.

In this battle, Master Hua showed off his power, but King Ning still refused to give up and took out the painting of spring trees and autumn frost for Master Hua to appreciate.

He said he was taking the painting, but in fact he asked the fatal scholar to do it.

Madam Hua and the fatal scholar started fighting.

Sixiang got under the table to check the situation, but was kicked by the fatal scholar.

Fortunately, Tang Bohu used the "Return My Beauty" punch to restore Qiuxiang's beauty.

It is worth mentioning that Xiao Xu did not use a stand-in in this section, and she even enjoyed the process of making herself ugly.

Lin Shuo's heart was bleeding as he watched Tang Bohu's continuous punches fall on Xiao Xu's face.

The fatal scholar took advantage of Madam Hua's inattention and kicked her.

Tang Bohu immediately stopped the deadly scholar, but the painting of spring trees and autumn frost was torn.

In a hurry, Tang Bohu said that the painting of spring trees and autumn frost of King Ning was fake, because the real one was in Huafu.

He took Qiuxiang to the studio immediately and painted the painting of spring trees and autumn frost on the spot.

Qiuxiang also realized that Hua An's identity was not simple.

When the real painting of spring trees and autumn frost was taken out, King Ning left Huafu in anger.

But the matter was not over yet. The deadly scholar promised that he would kill these people within three days.

Lin Shuo's face was serious.

"The plot has basically unfolded here. When this group of people come, Tang Bohu will show his power in front of people to save everyone, and then marry Qiuxiang and that's it."

In Lin Shuo's opinion, it would be a bit difficult to create a laugh here.

The plot has come to the end, what else can be written?