This Star Is Legal but Is Problematic

Chapter 573 Rap Sketch

At the instructor's table, Hu Jinping had already begun to applaud.

He now reads Xu Ye's works with a learning attitude.

To be honest, if Xu Ye's works hadn't inspired him, he really wouldn't have known the topic of dumplings and how to make a sketch without being scolded by the audience.

He is not the kind of person who says black and red are both red.

"Every time Xu Ye's works have new tricks!"

In everyone's applause, the curtain slowly rose.

The keyword "girlfriend" is too common, and there are many angles that can be used.

Yang Baoyin's gaze towards the stage became sharp.

He wanted to see what angle Xu Ye would find to attack this time.

After the curtain opened, the stage was dark. Three figures were sitting on the sofa, each of them striking a pose.

At this time, background music started playing.

As soon as the music sounded, everyone's ears were caught.

This background music is a very famous Korean song on earth called "Wow".

This is a very classic dance music. Even if you don’t know this song, you will feel familiar when the music plays.

This song is also used in many places on earth.

Hu Jinping smiled and said: "As expected of a musician, this song is awesome!"

The lights on the stage turned on, and the three actors also got up from the sofa and began to groove to the music.

The sketch "My Girlfriend Is Here" is a work in the "Annual Comedy Competition Season 1", a work that is only funny.

The most exciting part here is the rap session of the actors.

The team performing this skit is called "Three Boards and Big Axes", and it is also this season's annual comedy club.

Xu Ye is a musician, so he simply chose this skit that fit the theme.

As for the complaints about some people in the rap circle?

so what?

Come and bite me.

On the stage, after the three people danced a meaningless but funny-looking dance, the actors began to talk.

Zheng Yu struck a pose and shouted: "I am Super S!"

Another actor also made a move and shouted: "I am Happy H!"

As for the last actor, he seemed to be doing a handstand in hip-hop, but he was actually standing, just putting his shirt on his legs and his pants on his hands.

"I'm B-boy B!"

After the words fell, the three actors shouted in unison: "We are S.H.B!"

For a moment, the entire audience laughed.

Everyone looks like a bunch of lunatics!

Why does the name of your group sound like a curse?

This time, Xu Ye selected several actors from the team.

The actor standing in the C position is named Chen Chi, and he has a little knowledge of music and acting.

The most glorious battle in his career was starring in a movie with a top actor, and the director was also a famous art film director.

The final result was that this movie became a stain on this top actor, so much so that he didn't even recognize his own mother.

So much so that this movie has become a dark history for the starring and director.

Of course he is not remembered.

Even though he appeared on the show, no one recognized that he had a supporting role in that movie.

Chen Chi's dress is like a rap, and his movements are also like a rap.

At this time, the audience does not know the subsequent story, but in fact, these small details have now begun to pave the way.

Chen Chi said: "Brother, I love you."

Zheng Yu continued: "I love you, buddy."

The last actor was named Zhou Liu. He took off the pants on his head and said, "You love me, buddy."

Chen Chi continued to shout: "I love you, buddy!"

Zheng Yu shouted: "Brother loves you!"

After the three people finished speaking, they had to shout from behind.

At the end of the opening, Chen Chi began to speak to his two buddies.

The background here is a KTV private room.

Chen Chi told his two buddies that he was in trouble and needed their help.

He said with a shy look: "I'm in love, it's so cute, I'll be here soon."

Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu exclaimed repeatedly.

At this time, Zhou Liu said: "I'm a little embarrassed that my girlfriend is here."

The whole audience burst into laughter.

Chen Chi then explained the reason for the incident.

His girlfriend’s friends are all great people in the hip-hop industry. He told his girlfriend that he also has two friends who are great people in the hip-hop industry.

Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu were surprised and asked, "A hip-hop master will be coming soon?"

Chen Chi pointed at them and said, "I'm talking about you two."

The audience laughed again.

"They look a little silly, they don't look like they are acting."

Afterwards, Zhou Liu and Zheng Yu said they didn't want it, but when Chen Chi brought the rapper's clothes, they still picked them up.

Really fragrant scene!

Chen Chi shouted: "Give me a war song!"

Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu sang in unison: "Every time I am wandering and lonely, I am strong. Every time I am hurt, I don't shed tears. I know..."

"What song is this? Have you never heard of it?"

"Isn't it another new song written by Xu Ye?"

“This sketch has two great pieces of music so far!”

At the instructor's table, Hu Jinping already knew the innovation of this sketch.

This is a musical skit!

In the creation of sketches, it is not that there is no such type.

Last year, there was a singer who sang in a skit during the Spring Festival Gala, but the audience complained that it was too awkward.

"You are really good at doing a musical skit on a competitive stage!" Hu Jinping sighed in his heart.

After Zheng Yu and the other two changed their clothes, Chen Chi came in with his girlfriend.

As soon as he came in, he said, "Hey, man! This is my girlfriend."

His English is at the level of an elementary school student.

Chen Chi pointed at the two brothers and said, "This is my brother one and brother two, AK Yu, Homie Liu."

The audience has already felt the joke here.

Because there are rap variety shows, everyone is relatively familiar with the habits of these rappers.

"Yes, that's the taste!"

"It's too strong!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Xu Ye, you really know rappers!"

Wang Ru played Chen Chi's girlfriend, and she waved awkwardly, "Hi."

At this time, Zheng Yu and the other two waved together, "Hey, man."

Chen Chi reminded, "She's a girl."

The next second, the three of them moved in unison, waving together, "Hey, woman!"

Every move was like a rapper.

Wang Ru smiled and said, "I often hear Chen Chi mention you, saying that you are his best friends."

Chen Chi started again.

"NO NO NO, why are we good friends? Because the three of us love to eat meat, and the three of us like to play rhythm."

While Chen Chi was talking, he came to Zheng Yu's side and bumped into him.

Zheng Yu quickly pretended to be a rapper who always shook his body, and said, "It's so enjoyable to be together when we have nothing to do."

After he finished speaking, he widened his eyes and looked surprised.

I actually said it!

Zhou Liu also said: "Welcome to our universe of friendship."

The two of them performed the kind of embarrassed and awesome look after saying it.

The laughter on the field never stopped.

Wang Ru also waved her hand and said: "You guys are so funny."

Chen Chi laughed: "Because I like flow."

Zheng Yu: "I love solo when I have nothing to do."

Zhou Liu: "Welcome to communicate."

Wang Ru: "Keep going, bro!"

Chen Chi wanted to introduce himself with rap, but Zhou Liu's anxious dialect came out.

Afterwards, Wang Ru said she was going to the toilet.

The three of them started to show off their rap again.

Chen Chi reminded: "Toilet, go left when you go out."

Zheng Yu: "Then go left."

Zhou Liu: "Finally go left."

Wang Ru asked back: "Why don't I go right directly?"

Chen Chi: "Going right will break the flow."

Zheng Yu: "Meng Meng, you are so good."

Zhou Liu: "Wow, ho!"

Wang Ru said speechlessly: "Oh No!"

The audience was already laughing non-stop.

This is all rhymed.

"These are all written by Xu Ye, right?"

"Can rap be so funny!"

"I feel like I'm going to do it too!"

After Wang Ru left, Chen Chi and the other two were very satisfied with their performance and started dancing again.

This was a meaningless dance that looked funny.

As a result, Wang Ru came back while dancing, and there was another laugh.

The three of them quickly pulled Wang Ru to sit down, saying that they wanted to sing a song for her, but Wang Ru said that she should sing a song by Xu Ye, "Men should be strong."

Zheng Yu gave up singing and started performing magic for Wang Ru instead.

After the magic was over, Wang Ru was going outside to pick up her bestie.

In order to celebrate their staged victory, the three of them danced the meaningless dance again.

If the first dance was meaningless, it would become a fixed laugh when it was repeated for the third time.

Zheng Yu also proposed to perform the magic trick he had just performed for Wang Ru's bestie.

As a result, when they were dancing again, Wang Ru came in, and the three of them stopped dancing awkwardly again.

Wang Ru asked her bestie to come in, and she came in, but it was a male bestie.

The three of them were trying to say hello to their bestie, but in the end, only Chen Chi said weakly: "Hey, man~"

Chen Chi and the other two's faces changed immediately.

One of a man's biggest enemies is his girlfriend's male bestie.

Wang Ru introduced her friend, a professional rapper named Kabudahao.

This is because the actor is called Ma Hao.

Ma Hao's characteristic is that he is handsome, and his appearance also hit Chen Chi and the other two.

The desire to win between the men came immediately.

Chen Chi stepped forward and said: "What's up man?"

This sentence means how are you.

Ma Hao also said the same thing. Chen Chi originally stretched out his hand to pat Ma Hao.

But his action was too monotonous, and he only patted once.

Ma Hao's greeting action was fancy. He stretched out his hand and patted the top and bottom, the left and the right, and finally raised his arms and waved to the right.

Chen Chi was so confused that he took his hand back awkwardly and said, "What's up!"

This English word is "wow" in his pronunciation.

The whole audience burst into laughter.

After that, Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu also took action, but they were all crushed and defeated by Ma Hao.

After failing, the three walked to the microphone in the corner of the KTV to discuss.

Chen Chi said: "He is not a good person."

Zhou Liu: "Professional rapper."

Wang Ru reminded: "Why don't you turn off the microphone before talking."

The three people immediately looked embarrassed.

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