Chapter 540 Why Aren't You Smiling?

There are paintings of Tang Yin in the movie, and Tang Yin's background is briefly introduced through the voice of the narrator.

The story of the movie is of course fictional, and the experience of Tang Yin in real history is completely different from that in the movie.

When Jing Xiyue heard that Tang Yin had eight beautiful wives, she immediately complained in her heart.

"Xu Ye, you definitely manipulated it behind the scenes. The role given to He Haozhe is a lustful and gambling man, and the role given to you is a romantic talent with eight wives!"

She can't stand it as a woman, let alone the men in the theater.

Jing Xiyue heard the boy next to her angrily said: "Xu Gou!"

Jing Xiyue glanced at the boy, and she could already see that the boy's arms were bulging with veins and his fists were clenched.

The lineup of eight wives is really too strong.

The five members of China's first girl group, as well as Tang Siqi, who is currently very popular among the young generation of actresses, Jiang Ziwei, who just won the Best Female Singer, and Chen Yuxin, who made money by singing for Xu Ye to spend.

From the image point of view, these eight people have their own beauty, and each of them is a goddess in reality.

However, now the eight people in the play are Tang Bohu's wives.

Fortunately, Tang Bohu's married life is not happy.

These eight wives play cards all day long, and use Tang Bohu's works as table mats and tablecloths, and even take off a bird head from the picture of a hundred birds paying homage to the phoenix and use it as a chicken for mahjong tiles.

Not only the eight wives, but even Tang Bohu's mother is not a normal person.

After seeing this plot, Jing Xiyue thought of many examples in reality.

"Tang Bohu's mother thought that marrying eight wives would make him happy, and outsiders also envied Tang Bohu for marrying eight wives, but whether he was happy or not, could Tang Bohu himself not know?"

In this plot, Tang Bohu's mother and eight wives showed what it meant to be unreasonable.

If you say you are not happy, we will directly threaten you with hanging.

If this were put in reality, such feelings would be suffocating just by hearing.

However, this part is presented in a humorous way, and it is not so depressing if you don't think about it carefully.

In the end, it turned out that Tang Bohu apologized to everyone.

A group of wives said: "Husband, smile, smile."

Tang Bohu stretched out his hand to pull his mouth open, revealing a forced smile.

The eight wives continued: "The smile is too forced, I want to be happier and smile more beautifully."

Tang Bohu continued to pull his mouth open and laughed out the classic laugh in the Mandarin version on Earth.

When he finished laughing, he found that the eight wives had stopped looking at him and continued to play mahjong.

Jing Xiyue already felt a little sorry for Tang Bohu.

She noticed that the blue veins on the arm of the boy next to her had disappeared, and his clenched fist had loosened.

The plot continued.

King Ning sent people to find Tang Bohu, but King Ning was plotting a rebellion. Tang Bohu did not want to get involved in this matter and asked Tang's mother to send the group away.

Tang's mother wanted to use Tang Bohu's illness to persuade Ning Wang's people to leave, but she didn't expect that Ning Wang had already prepared. This group of people came with the imperial doctor.

It doesn't matter if you are sick, just treat you.

When Ning Wang's people found Tang Bohu, they pushed the door open and saw Tang Bohu, who was supposed to be seriously ill, eating chicken wings.

Laughter suddenly rang out in the theater.

Many plots in this movie are unexpected.

Ning Wang's men asked: "Didn't you say that he was very sick?"

Tang's mother said seriously: "He is very sick!"

"If he was very sick, how could he have an appetite to eat chicken wings?"

Tang's mother looked at Ning Wang's men, then looked at Tang Bohu, and asked: "What's wrong with you?"

Jing Xiyue laughed out loud.

At this time, Tang Bohu stretched out his finger and touched his chin, and his brain was obviously thinking quickly.

He held the chicken wing in one hand and slowly stood up.

"It's very simple, because..."

The next second, Tang Bohu sang directly: "Braised wings, I like to eat~"

Ning Wang's men came out and said: "But your mother said you are going to heaven soon~"

Tang's mother immediately sang along: "The sooner you go to heaven, the more you should eat desperately. If you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat again in the future~"

At the end, the three people stood side by side, waving their arms, and sang in unison:

"If you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat again in the future~"

When this song sounded, the whole theater never stopped laughing.

Jing Xiyue looked at Xiaoyao, who was shaking with laughter at this time.

"You still dare to say you don't like nonsensical comedy?"

Jing Xiyue said proudly in her heart. She thought this was the only funny point in this plot.

But nonsensical comedy is something you can't imagine.

Ning Wang's men said: "It's rare for a dying person to have such a good complexion as Tang Jieyuan. Imperial doctor, take Tang Jieyuan's pulse to see how serious it is?"

The plot became tense again.

At first, the imperial physician felt that Tang Bohu's pulse was fine.

Tang Bohu immediately used martial arts to change his pulse.

What Jing Xiyue didn't expect was that electronic music sounded.

And after the electronic music, there was a piece of music that made her feel familiar.

Here, the first piece of music that appeared when the imperial physician took Tang Bohu's pulse was called the "William Tell" Overture.

This song also appeared in an episode of "Tom and Jerry", which was called "Tom in the Old Rocking Chair".

The reason why Jing Xiyue felt familiar was because she had heard this music in "Cat and Mouse".

The imperial physician was confused by this music.

When he took Tang Bohu's pulse for the second time, the music that sounded this time was very familiar to Jing Xiyue.

It was the song of "A Man Should Be Self-reliant".

The original song here was "General's Order".

The song of "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" was adapted from the ancient song "General's Order". There is no General's Order in this world, so Xu Ye directly used the chorus melody of "A Man Should Be Self-reliant".

This time, the imperial physician was so scared that he stood up.

King Ning's men immediately asked: "What's wrong?"

The imperial physician was surprised and said: "I have never heard such a messy pulse!"

"What did you hear?"

The imperial physician said: "A man should be self-reliant!"

"What?!"

The whole theater was laughing crazily at this moment.

After the New Year's Eve party in Guangdong Province, the song "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" has become popular all over the world. Even if the people present did not actively listen to this song, they have passively heard it.

No one expected that this wave could be linked with "A Man Should Be Self-reliant".

"What the hell is this! This is a story about a Chinese Odyssey, where is the story of a man being self-reliant!"

Jing Xiyue couldn't stop laughing.

It was obviously something that was completely illogical, but it was funny, without any sense of disobedience.

"It's the acting, the acting of these actors is so good!"

Jing Xiyue came to a conclusion after analyzing it in her mind.

It is obvious that "A Chinese Odyssey" is much better than "I Never Expected" in terms of overall quality.

"Isn't all this planned by Xu Ye? First, use "I Never Expected" to establish the basic concept of a nonsensical comedy for everyone, and then bring out the movie, and everyone will be more receptive."

Here, a man should be self-reliant, and Xu Ye sang "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" at the New Year's Eve party.

If "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" hadn't become popular, the jokes here wouldn't have been loud.

Every step is to prepare for the final release of the movie.

And Xu Ye is also confident enough.

He knew that "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" would be a hit, and this joke would also be a hit.

"Xu Ye is awesome!"

Jing Xiyue was already full of admiration for Xu Ye.

At least the laughter in the cinema has proved that the current plot of this movie is successful.

On the screen, the movie is still going on.

The imperial physician gave Tang Bohu a death notice, and King Ning's men took people away.

Tang's mother said coldly: "Beast, kneel down!"

The scene in the high-burning trailer appeared.

The Tang family has enemies, and Tang Bohu cannot reveal that he knows martial arts.

In Tang's mother's narration, past stories appeared.

The scene turned to the battle scene between Tang Bohu's father and the deadly scholar, and Tang's father here was also played by Xu Ye.

But in this battle, Tang's mother said that she would help Tang's father, but every time she attacked, she hit Tang's father hard.

The laughter in the theater never stopped.

Tang's father was completely one against two, and it was good enough that he could hold on.

Finally, Tang Bohu's father threw Tang's mother out to block the deadly scholar, and used the Overlord's Backshot to stab the deadly scholar with the Overlord's Spear.

Unfortunately, the Overlord's Spear's spear head had been cut off by the deadly scholar.

Of course, it can't kill people without a spear head.

After returning, Tang's father died of depression, and before he died, he made a cold iron spear head for the Overlord's Spear.

Tang Bohu asked: "Didn't you say that we have two major enemies, who is the other one?"

After hearing this, Jing Xiyue complained in her heart; "The other one is your mother!"

If Tang's mother hadn't been there to make trouble, maybe Tang's father would have killed the deadly scholar.

In fact, the other enemy was Mrs. Hua, Tang's mother's rival in love.

After talking with Tang's mother, Tang Bohu decided to go out and avoid the limelight.

His eight wives still played cards all day, and no one really understood Tang Bohu.

The scene turned and came to the market.

In the cheerful music, the four great talents of Jiangnan made a brilliant appearance.

The four people came out with coquettish steps, then took off their coats and posed, attracting cheers from a group of women watching.

Ma Lu and Li Qiushan, who played the other two talented men, were also recognized by everyone.

After playing around for a while, several people proposed to write a poem.

"A group of geese at the foot of the mountain, booed and drove them into the river, and caught geese in the river to cure hunger."

When the other three talented men finished these three lines of poetry, they all looked at Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu smiled and said, "After eating, go home and play with your wife."

Jing Xiyue thought of Xu Ye's frequent poetry writing on Weibo.

The level of poetry writing is as poor as ever.

Then the topic was brought to Tang Bohu, and everyone expressed envy of Tang Bohu for having eight wives.

Tang Bohu laughed when he heard this.

The audience understood that this was because Tang Bohu was not as happy as they imagined.

At this time, Zhu Zhishan took everyone to look at a beautiful woman on the bridge and asked Tang Bohu to go over and chat with her, demonstrating the way to pick up girls for everyone.

Jing Xiyue was extremely excited.

"Here she comes, Qiuxiang is coming!"

The figure on the bridge is wearing the same clothes as Qiuxiang in the poster!

The hero and heroine are finally meeting!

In the previous foreshadowing, the image of Tang Bohu's eight wives has become unflattering. At this time, the audience is more expecting Tang Bohu to find his ideal lover.

Under the urging of everyone, Tang Bohu walked towards the girl by the bridge.

Just when he was about to reach the girl, the gauze scarf on the girl's body flew up and fell on his face.

Under the soothing background music, the charming atmosphere gradually spread.

Tang Bohu took off his gauze scarf and walked towards the girl with an affectionate look on his face.

Jing Xiyue didn't dare to blink and stared at the big screen.

"Xiao Xu, come out here!"

As soon as she finished shouting in her heart, the "girl" sitting by the bridge slowly turned her head, revealing a bearded face.

Even the little finger of this "beauty's" left hand is still clasping her nostril.

The smile on Jing Xiyue's face froze instantly.

She was completely speechless.

Not to mention, she was quite familiar with this man disguised as a woman.

It is Dong Shengli and Goddess Dong in "Never Expected".

"No Xu Ye, you must be sick. Who asked you to film like this?!"

Jing Xiyue smiled helplessly.

She finally realized that people can really laugh when they are extremely speechless.

She turned her head and glanced at Xiaoyao next to her, trying to seek psychological comfort.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoyao was smiling happily and took out her mobile phone.

Seeing Jing Xiyue's eyes, Xiaoyao explained: "No, I want to post on Moments. This movie is too funny!"

At this time, Xiaoyao asked doubtfully: "Why don't you smile?"