Chapter 559 How Dare You Leave a Scar on Liuber's Bangs!

Chapter 559 How dare you let Liu~ber~ Liu~hai~ have a scar!

The audience at the scene has also been attracted by the content of the skit.

Hu Jinping glanced at Yang Baoyin, who was leaning on the back of his chair with a calm expression.

"This man can actually hold back his laughter? How novel." Hu Jinping muttered in his heart.

He looked at the celebrity guests and saw that two celebrity guests had already pressed the like button.

These celebrity guests can do anything. Whether you like them or not depends entirely on personal preference, and you won’t like them just because of their status as mentors.

Among the previous four skits, the one that got the most likes was his "Fantasy Detective". There were four likes in total, and the only difference was that everyone liked it and was directly promoted.

Currently, "Master and Me" has received two likes.

Hu Jinping was very curious about the subsequent development of this sketch, but he couldn't guess it anyway.

The main theme of this sketch is contrast and counter-routine, which is similar to Xu Ye's previous works.

If you want to guess the plot, your brain circuit must be the same as Xu Ye's.

This is impossible for him.

"I don't know if there is a chance that everyone will like it."

On the stage, Liu Bo answered the phone.

The caller was none other than Boss Wang mentioned before.

Liu Bo was smiling at first, but suddenly he felt a little disappointed and said, "You're not coming?"

He laughed a few times: "What about our business?"

After a pause for a few seconds, he said anxiously: "Why?"

Long Aotian kept looking at Liu Bo with very sharp eyes. When Liu Bo just finished speaking, his hand loosened and the umbrella in his hand fell to the ground.

Liu Bo glanced at him, and then continued chatting with Boss Wang.

"Boss Wang, if I want 20% profit, I won't make any money anymore. What? The Ouyang family only wants 10% profit? Why should the Ouyang family do it?"

When Liu Bo was talking, Long Aotian had already walked over in a pretentious manner, taking off his suit jacket on the way here.

In the audience, Chen Guangze couldn't hold himself tight.

This scene was all too familiar to him.

In many urban dramas he has filmed, the male protagonists are domineering CEOs.

These overbearing CEOs Fan and Long Aotian dare not say that they are 1 to 1 similar, at least 90% similar.

Especially the action of taking off the suit jacket is exactly the same as Mr. Ba.

He is already so familiar with it, not to mention the audience present.

Dead memories are attacking everyone's brain cells crazily.

"I'm really convinced, how did Xu Ye manage to be oily but not greasy!"

"This is a bit interesting for CP."

"My domineering butler and my beloved wife and young master."

After taking off his suit jacket, Long Aotian held the jacket in one hand and took the phone directly from Liu Bo's hand with the other hand.

The whole process was very silky and smooth.

He said into the phone: "Boss Wang, I reject what you just said."

Long Aotian also stuffed his suit jacket into Liu Bo's arms.

Liu Bo looked anxious and wanted to grab the phone from Long Aotian's hand, but as soon as he went to the phone, Long Aotian changed his hand to hold the phone and couldn't grab it at all.

Long Aotian said calmly: "I not only want a 20% profit, but now I want an additional 20% profit. Remember, this is a notice, not a discussion."

After finishing speaking, Long Aotian threw the phone directly on the table and turned to leave.

Liu Bo quickly stepped forward to pick up the phone and found that he had hung up.

He was so confused.

The tone of Long Aotian's words was so unusual.

Liu Bo asked: "Do you know Boss Wang?"

Long Aotian put his hands in his pockets and said slowly: "When I was seven years old, my father rescued an orphan and brought him home to raise him. However, we didn't have to wait until the child turned eighteen to become an adult. Know……"

Having said this, Long Aotian's face already showed a look of pain, as if he was recalling some bad memories.

Liu Bo put down the phone and listened carefully.

Long Aotian said with a sad look on his face: "It turns out that his father is actually my father!"

Liu Bo asked curiously: "Who is Boss Wang?"

"I don't know Boss Wang."

For a moment, the whole place burst into laughter again.

Liu Bo said angrily: "You don't know Boss Wang? You don't know that you talk so much."

Long Aotian said with a deep expression: "I just suddenly remembered this matter."

The conversation between these two people was not on the same line at all.

Liu Bo was speechless. He hurried to the phone and prepared to call Boss Wang.

Long Aotian was still maintaining his overbearing attitude.

Liu Bo dialed the number and said: Do you know who this is? Boss Wang is Wang Shichang, can we afford to offend him? "

Long Aotian sat on the sofa and said calmly: "Things are starting to get interesting."

Liu Bo complained: "You scare me a little bit."

In the audience, Chen Guangze's face turned really dark.

Xu Ye had previously satirized the idol drama he filmed in "Unexpectedly", and he always felt that the protagonist named Long Aotian was also satirizing him.

The tone of speaking, the actions, and the way he does things are all the same as the male protagonist in his drama.

The smell is too strong!

Chen Guangze actually thinks a little too much, while Long Aotian is more of a joke and plays on the popular culture of the past.

What I played was the memes of the classic Long Aotian characters that were popular before, rather than the current characters.

You have never been popular, and it is not you who is playing.

On the stage, the phone was connected, and Liu Bo hurriedly smiled and apologized: "Boss Wang, I'm really sorry, just now the housekeeper didn't know anything..."

Liu Bo suddenly paused, wondering: "What? Let my young master answer the phone?"

He subconsciously looked at Long Aotian.

Liu Bo explained: "Did you make a mistake? I am the young master."

"No, no, no, I am the young master."

"I, I, I..."

Seeing that he couldn't explain, Liu Bo picked up the phone and handed it to Long Aotian, with a resigned expression.

"You talk to Boss Wang."

Long Aotian's first sentence was: "Shichang."

Boss Wang's name is Wang Shichang.

Liu Bo complained again: "Are you polite?"

Long Aotian took the phone and said in his usual cold tone: "I really want a 40% profit."

Liu Bo complained: "You have no skills."

Long Aotian put down the phone: "Okay, thank you."

Liu Bo was surprised: "Agree now?"

"Agree."

Liu Bo put the phone back in place with a puzzled look on his face, and said to himself: "Can I use my sincerity?"

After the two words "sincere" came out, Hu Jinping felt that the skit was about to enter the theme.

"As long as the work behind is done well, it will be stable!"

Just then, a gunshot rang out.

The voice-over came.

"Liu Bo, you dare to steal my Ouyang's business, today is your death."

Liu Bo hid behind the sofa in fear, muttering: "Ouyang, this news spread too fast."

On the other hand, Long Aotian stood up with a folding fan in his hand, his face still indifferent, without any panic.

Continuous gunshots began to sound, creating a situation where the two encountered a gunfight.

Liu Bo was so scared that he shrank behind the sofa.

But Long Aotian dodged and made a handsome move. He raised the folding fan in his hand.

There was a ding-ding-ding sound in the background.

The folding fan blocked the bullet!

All the bullets were shot at Long Aotian. Long Aotian put his left hand in his pocket and held the folding fan in his right hand to block them one by one.

When the gunshots stopped, Liu Bo came out from behind the sofa. His glasses were a little crooked.

After adjusting his glasses, he said, "Did you shoot the wrong person? I am the young master."

As a result, two more bullets were shot at Long Aotian at this time, and they were still easily blocked by Long Aotian.

The audience laughed again.

The contrast of just one identity has been played out.

At this time, Long Aotian blew the folding fan and looked at Liu Bo. He was very calm when facing the enemy just now, but at this moment he was a little flustered.

"Master, your head."

"What happened to your head?"

"It's broken."

Liu Bo said speechlessly: "You are so startled, aren't you scary?"

Long Aotian seemed to have the sky fall, the folding fan in his hand fell to the ground, and he shouted: "No, no, no!"

The lights dimmed, and a spotlight shone on Long Aotian.

At this time, Liu Bo was just like the audience, and hurriedly said: "What are you doing? Listen to me, Ouyang is cruel and will definitely not let us go, we have to hurry..."

While he was talking, Long Aotian danced to the music.

This is a man with his own BGM.

The dance he danced was still a modern dance from a stage play.

No one listened to Liu Bo's persuasion, so he simply went to pack his luggage.

When Long Aotian finished dancing, he hugged himself and sobbed in pain.

Since he started dancing, the audience's laughter has never stopped.

This is too nonsensical.

But it looks quite exciting inexplicably.

Long Aotian was at a loss and shouted, "Master!"

Liu Bo dug out the money from under the carpet and said, "I'm here."

"Master!"

"I'm here."

Long Aotian knelt on the ground and shouted to the sky, "Master!"

"Call someone over."

Liu Bo was already speechless.

Hu Jinping looked at this scene and felt that his emotions had accumulated to the peak, and he was just one step away from completely bursting out.

Long Aotian gritted his teeth and said, "Ouyang, you touched my reverse scale!"

Liu Bo said, "It's okay, I'll just have a scar at most."

Long Aotian looked at the audience and said angrily, "How dare you let Liu~ber~Liu~hai~have~a~scar!"

After the words fell, almost everyone in the audience couldn't hold back.

The remaining three celebrity guests laughed and pressed the like button.

For a moment, the small screens in front of the five celebrity guests' seats all showed the symbol of love.

Four words were directly displayed on the top screen of the stage.

"The challenge was successful!"

At this moment, some comedians stood up in the contestant seats.

At first, they were wondering why Liu Bo was used. In fact, the real names of the actors are used in most skits to increase the audience's sense of substitution and make this absurd story more real.

If other names were really used, it must be because the name is useful.

Liu Bo's name is very ordinary, but your name Zheng Yu is not much better, so just use Zheng Yu.

Until now, everyone finally understood why Liu Bo was called.

"It's awesome!"

"This script is so powerful!"

"This sentence is invincible!"

Other contestants applauded directly.

There's nothing more to say, I'm impressed.

Backstage, Yao Zhi's eyes swept across the monitor and he immediately laughed.

During Xu Ye's performance, Yang Baoyin had been very restrained and had not laughed.

But just now, he laughed.

Although he quickly hid it after just laughing, he laughed, and the camera also captured it clearly.

"Isn't this providing me with material? Teacher Yang, I'm sorry. I didn't take it out of context, but you really laughed."

Yao Zhi immediately called his subordinates and told them: "When editing Xu Ye's segment, you must cut in the scene of Yang Baoyin laughing."

"Okay, Director Yao." The subordinate said.

Yao Zhi looked at Yang Baoyin's deliberately flat face on the screen and thought of Xu Ye's team name.

"Brother, why don't you laugh."