Chapter 1215: I Got a New Car
(Well, I have a new book, and the new book is called "Magical Hitchhiker", but don't worry, the new book period can't be too fast, two chapters a day, and the manuscript can last for several days. At the end of the month, let's try to end the lazy god. Do you want to play a game? Everyone collects new books. Uncle Ha is working hard to update old books here. Now Lazy God collects more than 70,000 people. How about Uncle Ha making a new book for every 1,000 people who collect new books? If everyone goes, 70 will be even more explosive. ~Wait, it seems that we won’t be able to use 70 updates until the end...)
The first battle of the "Mecha God Warrior Fighting Alliance" ended with the "Blind Swordsman" defeating the "Sword and Shield God Warrior", and the curtain came to an end before five o'clock in the afternoon.
The entire match lasted no more than 20 minutes. After the time for the blind swordsman to show off, the actual fighting time might only be about ten minutes.
But it was this ten-minute video that exploded the entire Internet. Almost everyone talked about the blind swordsman, and the sword and shield warrior. When the rush hour approached, scenes of "empty streets" appeared in many cities.
Because the broadcast did not stop, after the battle, Xiongzi Technology and the audience held a funeral for the "Sword and Shield God" who was blown up. The broken shield, broken arms, and legs were all collected. Come back, put together in the desert, lying on the wilderness, like a general who died in battle.
Fans offered flowers one after another to mourn the passing of a generation of God of War.
Even in the squares of many big cities, in front of the big screens that broadcast the battle scenes, there are many flowers offered by fans spontaneously.
As the first machine of the first generation and the earliest mecha in the world, Sword and Shield has a very wide range of fans. Its heroic deeds against Shiratori on a small island in the South Pacific are still vivid in my memory. , and now, it has become the front wave pushed to death on the beach by the back wave.
If the earthen jar cannot be broken without leaving the well, the general will inevitably die in battle.
In addition to mourning the disappearance of a generation of myths, I don’t know how many people scolded the brats. Even if they don’t like the first generation of mecha soldiers, they can still beat everyone in the world except blind swordsmen. Don't give me your mech warriors, I don't despise the weak sword and shield warriors!
Before the battle started, countless military experts had demonstrated how the combat effectiveness of these two armored soldiers was, and they were discussing an ultimate question.
That is, can a big robot like a mech really only be used for entertainment? Is it really just a big toy? Can they be used in actual combat?
Today, the fighting power displayed by the two great mech soldiers is really terrifying.
Treating this battle as an exhibition match, as a competition, to some extent erased its horror, and made people look at its combat effectiveness from an unrealistic, more magical, and more game-like perspective.
Audiences who are accustomed to various games and various special effects may overlook its true horror.
But if you look at it from the eyes of military fans and military experts, there is no doubt that the actual combat ability of the armored soldier is very strong, very strong!
Military fans are not as rigorous as military experts, they list a simple equation.
Shiratori is the most advanced aircraft in the United States. With the power of the United States, I am afraid that it will not be able to intercept Shiratori's attack.
The sword and shield magician can reimburse the white bird without damage, which can probably be regarded as a sword and shield magician can hit two white birds.
A blind swordsman can kill the Sword and Shield Warrior without damage, and a blind swordsman can at least fight two Sword and Shield Warriors.
From this point of view, the blind swordsman can beat four U.S. air forces.
But it was soon discovered that it was not.
Because Yuan Zewen's flying skills are too bad, one white bird can probably kill several blind swordsmen...
Well, this is actually not a rigorous comparison of combat effectiveness, it is just a joke used to blackmail Yuan Zewen's flying ability, but whether it is a fan of "Sword and Shield Warrior" or a fan of "Blind Swordsman" Fans, right now they are happily using this joke to blackmail Yuan Zewen's flying ability.
Who made him so handsome? Playing handsome also has to follow the Basic Law!
Look at Uncle Yong, how pitiful he is!
On the screen, Chen Yong took off his powered exoskeleton, wore a suit similar to an air force flight suit, took off his hat, and silently saluted his old buddy.
The lonely figure in the setting sun looked particularly bleak, and even Yuan Zewen's die-hard fans felt pity in his heart.
A reporter from a science and technology channel, relying on his good relationship with the technology of the bear boy, snatched the opportunity for an on-site interview. After Chen Yong mourned, they went up and said: "Master Chen, at this moment, you There must be a lot of emotion in your heart, can you share with us the most precious memory you have experienced with Sword and Shield Warrior?"
Chen Yong raised his head, looked at the camera, and sighed: "Actually, my old buddy and I have really experienced a lot, and it has suffered a lot with me..."
"For example?" The reporter of the Science and Technology Channel wanted to make a cameo appearance on a program like Art Life to be a bit sensational.
"For example, one time, in the middle of the night, Mr. Nan suddenly wanted to eat volcano grilled steak. I had no choice but to drive Sword and Shield in the middle of the night, and took Mr. Nan to Didikas Island to grill steak. In the end, everyone I heard that I was going to eat steak in the middle of the night, and I had to go, and in the end my arms were full of people! I remember that the third-generation bone was developed that night, and the second-generation bone was not fully covered, and the high-altitude wind couldn’t stand it!”
The reporter was stunned, as if he had heard some terrible gossip?
Is this the truth behind the birth of the third generation bone?
"I remember another time, before landing on the moon, the brats suddenly wanted to eat the kebabs from Brother Space, and I had to buy them in the middle of the night, so I drove the old man out. At that time, Brother Space I was still in Chauncey, and there was no place around where I could stop the Robot. I had an idea, and I put the Robot in front of a movie theater. When I came back, several people thought it was Transformers coming to promote it again. Well, taking pictures there, I thought to myself that I have to cooperate with others to take pictures, who would have thought that they would be scared away just after posing..."
Reporters don't want to interview anymore.
Shouldn't you have said something sentimental?
"You say sentimental? Why should I be sentimental? The condolence just now was just a show to cooperate with the alliance's arrangement. The Sword and Shield Warrior is not a human being. If it breaks, it will die. Now it can be used as a trainer when it is pulled back to repair it. And don't you know? I'm getting a new car! Have you ever seen anyone who is not happy about getting a new car?"
Reporter: "What?"
"That's it!" Chen Yong threw the helmet in his hand, turned and ran away.
The reporter turned to face the camera, trying desperately to remedy the disaster of the interview just now: "Uh, audiences, we interviewed Chen Yong, the driver of the Sword and Shield Sword and Shield just now. Grief lurks in my heart..."
Behind him, in the corner of the screen, Chen Yong quickly ran to a huge container and got in. In less than two seconds, a slender and handsome mech soldier with complicated patterns shining all over his body stood up. stand up.
The mecha soldier turned around, dropped his swords, and pulled out a huge cannon barrel from the container, pointing at the blind swordsman standing opposite him: "You brat, don't run away! Look at me!" I can't kill you!"
"Boom!" A thick beam of light shot directly at the blind swordsman. The blind swordsman sideways held his sword to block it, but he screamed. The big sword in his hand suddenly evaporated half, and a deep trench spread to endless distance...
"Brother Yong, you cheated, you agreed not to use hot weapons..."
"What the hell, I'm in the air force, whose air force uses swords! I've endured you for a long time just now for the sake of the show! You're going to die!"
"Oh... forgive me! I don't dare anymore! Forgive me! Forgive me!"
"boom!"
It is said that after today, military experts from various schools have begun to study the tactics of cooperating with the modern army.