Chapter 968 Wrong, Wrong, Wrong

"Elder Tang, please come in quickly. The old monk heard that the elder was chosen by the Bodhisattva and took the trouble to go to Lingshan to obtain the scriptures. He was deeply impressed. He had prepared vegetarian food a few days ago and wanted to sit down with Elder Tang to discuss the Tao. He looked forward to it day and night. , I have longed for the elder to come." Elder Jinchi smiled with a smile on his face and made a Buddhist salute to Tang Monk.

"Old master of the monastery, I bow to you!" Seeing that Elder Jinchi had a wrinkled face and a hunched back, but he personally greeted him, Tang Monk quickly returned the salute, "I have received the holy grace of Bodhisattva, and I have never bowed to you. When you meet the monastery today, it is like meeting a Bodhisattva. Just thank you."

"Elder Tang, please." Elder Jinchi said.

"The master of the old courtyard invites you." Tang Monk said.

On the way to the mountain.

Elder Jinchi glanced at Sun Wukong and others behind Tang Monk a few more times, but he couldn't help but frown as he didn't see anyone carrying a package or luggage that could hold a brocade cassock.

"Old Master, the one with the rough face and the thunderous talk is my apprentice. His character has become a little irritable, but he abides by the law and will not get into trouble. The handsome one is also my apprentice. The other two and the poor monk are on the way. They go They worship the Buddha in the west, so we walk together, they are warm-hearted people." Tang Monk introduced with a smile.

"Everyone is polite." Elder Jinchi nodded to everyone. When he turned around, he glanced at the Jiuxi Zen staff in Monk Tang's hand and said, "Elder Tang, the old monk has worshiped Guanyin for many years. The Bodhisattva is compassionate. Although he doesn't mind the makeup of the pilgrims, I As a Buddhist disciple, you should also pay attention to etiquette when offering incense to Bodhisattvas."

With Li Xiaobai, he would not sleep in the open air, but after staying in the woman's embroidery room for a few nights, Tang Seng's body was filled with a faint scent of powder.

He thought he had been smelled by Elder Jinchi, so he blushed and said sarcastically: "What the old master taught me is that I will take a shower and change clothes later, and then go to the Guanyin Hall to offer incense..."

Halfway through the words, a scent of fragrant wind came.

Inside the temple gate, more than a dozen women stood on both sides, wearing flower garlands, saluting Monk Tang and saying softly: "Welcome Elder Tang to Guanyin Temple."

"..." Tang Seng suddenly froze, his head buzzing, "This..."

Lu Ren's eyes suddenly widened and he was excited.

Damn it!

That’s it!

When he saw the banner before, he didn't think it was anything, but when he saw the welcoming lady in the monk's temple, the feeling he was expecting from a sitcom suddenly came over him!

Right, this is the journey to the west he wants. What's the point of going there in an authentic way?

"Elder Tang, this is the rule of this temple." Elder Jinchi remained calm and said with a smile, "We must use the most solemn etiquette when receiving distinguished guests."

Elder Jinchi has lived for more than two hundred years and has never done anything so contrary to common sense in the temple.

But a few words from the mysterious Poseidon gave him enough confidence to believe that everything he did was right, so much so that even Guanyin Bodhisattva ignored it.

What's more, although he worshiped Guanyin, he never benefited from the Bodhisattva.

The way to immortality is still obtained from the black bear spirit.

This time, the legendary brocade cassock was given to an unknown Tang monk.

This made Elder Jinchi, who had worshiped Guanyin Bodhisattva all his life, feel a little bit resentful. He felt that Guanyin didn't care about him, a devout believer.

Using beauty to ruin Tang Monk's practice proves that Guanyin Bodhisattva has poor judgment in selecting people, and it seems that he can vent his depression.

"Ten miles have different pronunciations, and hundreds of miles have different customs." Li Mu smiled and agreed, "Elder Tang, I have long said that the journey westward will be different from what you imagined. Think of Ruth, think of Anne, and be calm. That’s it…”

"Amitabha." Tang Monk was shocked. He looked around at the smiling maids, and suddenly he no longer felt that the powdery smell on his body was the same thing.

"Elder Tang has been working hard all the way. Let's have a meal first, and then I will wait on the elder to bathe and change clothes. Everything is in order. Then we can go to worship the Bodhisattva, which will show our piety." Elder Jinchi said with a smile.

"Holy Monk, come with me." A handsome woman had already approached Tang Monk, smiled lightly at him, and stretched out her hand to take his Zen staff.

"I'll do it myself, poor monk." Tang Monk blushed and took a step back in a hurry.

Although he has been influenced by several romance movies, Tang Seng is still the stubborn monk at heart.

"Does the Holy Monk dislike the Nu family?" Tears instantly filled the woman's eyes. She looked at Tang Monk and said pitifully.

Tang Monk pondered for a moment, gave a slight salute to the woman, and said with a smile: "The female donor misunderstood, the woman is delicate and frail. It is the greatest insult to a poor monk to ask a woman to carry heavy objects when she is unable to do so. Please lead the way. Just follow me, poor monk."

The woman was stunned, looking at Tang Monk's handsome face, her tears turned into a smile, and her eyes flashed: "As expected of a holy monk from the Kingdom of Heaven, he is really unique."

It’s not a waste of time to watch romance movies!

I don’t know if I have learned how to pick up girls, but I am not as shy as before when I meet women, and I have learned how to deal with it!

Li Mu's eyes lit up slightly, and he was extremely satisfied with his educational achievements. If he continued, and with his good face, none of the female monsters on the journey to the west would be able to escape. If they were really captured by the female monsters, Tang Monk would have to rely on himself. I guess I can escape...

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Monk, and then at the woman who seemed to be emotional. He looked thoughtfully at the women around him, all of whom were vulgar and vulgar.

It is probably impossible to understand the path of love from them. Maybe, he really needs to find a woman who can see through her and go to the world of mortals.

Pooh!

rhetoric!

Elder Jinchi feels contempt, but I want to see how long you, a flowery monk, can last?

…

Canteen.

Stacks of exquisite vegetarian dishes are placed on the long table.

Everyone sat on the ground.

Two young and beautiful women sat down close to Tang Monk.

One woman arranged the dishes for Tang Monk, and another woman picked up the vegetables for him.

Sandwiched between the two women, Tang Seng was sweating profusely and restless. He looked up at Elder Jinchi, only to find that the old elder was sitting there with peace of mind, opened his mouth, and allowed the woman next to him to pick up a stick. Green vegetables were put into his mouth.

Elder Jinchi smiled and nodded to him: "Elder Tang, you're welcome."

Tang Monk looked at Li Xiaobai in astonishment, as if asking, is this a monk from outside the Tang Dynasty? Is this the Bodhisattva's dojo?

"As the Romans do in the countryside," Li Muxiao looked at the embarrassed Tang Monk and said in a message.

Severe cases require strong medication.

Li Hailong did the right thing. Only in this way can he change Tang Seng's mind step by step and make him think that it is a good phenomenon that all the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas in Lingshan get married and have children.

If it were possible, he wished that the Eighty-One Dilemma would be a country of girls!

…

"Boss, the black bear spirit and I are in the backyard. After a while, Monk Tang doesn't obey, and the black bear spirit is ready to snatch the cassock." Li Mu's fingers trembled, and Li Hailong's thread came over, "This blind bear doesn't know what he is thinking about, Tie He is determined to compete with Sun Wukong and show off his abilities in front of me, but I can’t help him. I’m just the same kind of guy. If he really makes a move, it will all be pointed at you.”

What else could be the reason?

Murphy's Law.

As long as there is a worst possibility, it will definitely develop in that direction...

Li Mu cursed and replied: "Don't worry, you can't fight as long as I'm here. I've already warned Sun Wukong not to fight."

He looked around nervously, feeling uneasy.

to be honest.

Although Li Hailong is on Elder Jinchi's side, who knows how Murphy's Law will appear?

Judging from the current situation, it is impossible for them to bring the worst consequences to Guanyin Temple...

…

"Holy monk, open your mouth and I will serve you for dinner."

opposite.

The woman who was serving Tang Monk picked up a piece of tofu with chopsticks, put it to her mouth, blew on it, and gently sent it to Tang Monk's mouth. She almost fell into Tang Monk's arms.

Tang Monk was so frightened that he dodged again and again: "Female donor, poor monk, come by yourself..."

"Holy Monk." The woman's mouth tightened, tears welled up again, and she said aggrievedly, "If Holy Monk doesn't eat, it means that the slave family has not treated guests well. He will be punished by the elders later and will not be allowed to eat within three days..."

"..." Tang Monk frowned and looked at Elder Jinchi, "Old Master..."

"Asshole!"

Just at this moment, a sharp shout came from the air.

Li Mu was shocked. He was afraid that something might happen. Murphy's Law might be applied to Guanyin Bodhisattva!

"Jinchi, Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and Ao Lie, come out to see me." Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on the auspicious clouds and hung in the air, with an ashen complexion.

She never thought that she would see such a dirty scene in her dojo.

The host of the ashram uses women to entertain guests and seduce Buddhist pilgrims?

If she had arrived a moment later, the woman would have crawled into Tang Monk's arms!

What annoyed the Bodhisattva the most was that Tang Monk, who had cultivated his concentration for decades, encountered such a ridiculous scene, instead of scolding him, he just obeyed?

If word spreads about what happened here, will Buddhism lose its reputation?

…

"Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva has appeared!"

"Bodhisattva, forgive me. Everything was arranged by the old dean and has nothing to do with me..."

"Bodhisattva, Elder Jinchi spent a lot of money to hire us to perform a show. The little girl has lost her mind. Please forgive me, Bodhisattva!"

In the courtyard.

There was a commotion.

The monks from the Guanyin Temple and the women hired by the brothel were all huddled together, prostrate themselves on the ground, their faces turned pale, and they kowtowed as if they were pounding garlic.

In the dining hall.

"Bodhisattva!" Elder Jinchi's expression suddenly changed. He pushed away the woman acting next to him, looked around, woke up suddenly, and ran towards the backyard, calling for help as he ran, "Lord Poseidon, help!"

"Xiao Bai, is this what you mean when you follow the Romans?" Tang Seng saw everything around him and didn't know what was going on. Looking at the two frail women beside him, he trembled all over, "You... you... …You’ve hurt me!”

"Junior brother, what should I do?" Sun Wukong asked, "How can I say that Lao Sun also accepted the Bodhisattva's love and promised him to protect Tang Seng, but in the end he allowed Tang Seng to end up in such a situation. He really doesn't know how to face her? You and me? If my senior brother offends her, I'm afraid he will confront Lingshan directly!"

"What kind of affection do you have? The Tathagata suppressed you, but Guanyin released you. Is this affection?" Li Mu's spirit collapsed, and he was always paying attention to the Bodhisattva in the sky. He also sent messages to comfort Sun Wukong, "Brother, you Don't move, leave everything to me."

"Xiao Bai." Lu Ren swallowed, "No one went to invite us. Why is the Bodhisattva here? Everything is in chaos. There won't be a fight soon, right?"

"..."

Li Mu glanced at him and ignored him. If it weren't for his bad wish, would he have suffered this fate when he came to the Westward Journey?

Xiao Bailong looked at Li Mu and thought to himself, whether the real Tianzun or the fake Tianzun, the secret will be exposed at this moment. He has long sensed something is wrong. Now that the Bodhisattva is here in person, he wants to see who this Li Xiaobai is?

…

"Boss, the black bear spirit is scared. How about I go out and fool around for a while?" Li Hailong's first line came with the news.

"That's fine." Li Mu replied briefly.

next moment.

Li Hailong's voice sounded leisurely: "Don't be upset, Bodhisattva. Everything in the Zen courtyard was arranged by me. I was just joking with the Buddhist monk to test his Zen mind!"

"It's him!" Lu Ren suddenly thought of the Dream Master who was responsible for negotiating with the monsters. His heart trembled. He had caused such a big mess. He didn't think he could still convince the Bodhisattva, right?

How confident is this!

"Who are you?" Guanyin Bodhisattva held the jade purification bottle and looked at Li Hailong warily.

"Born before Pangu opened heaven, he once drank tea with Sanqing, taught Buddha how to teach scriptures, and practiced cultivation for a while between heaven and earth." Li Hailong said with a smile.

"Does Buddhism have any grudge against you?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.

"No grudges." Li Hailong said, "On the contrary, I still have some friendship with the Ancient Buddha, Tathagata and others..."

…

"Xiao Bai, his background is so big?" Lu Ren looked at Li Mu in disbelief, "He has survived from ancient times to the present giant?"

"Ancient power?" Sun Wukong murmured, and asked via voice transmission, "Xiaobai, what's going on? You didn't arrange the affairs of Guanyin Temple? Who is he? A friend of the ancestor?"

Dry!

Li Mu shook his head vigorously, trying to eliminate distracting thoughts.

The moment Li Hailong spoke.

He suddenly had the strange idea that Li Hailong was the incarnation of an ancient god and entered the Dream Company.

If he hadn't clearly understood the role of Dihua's skills and Li Hailong's past experience, At that moment, he even had murderous intentions towards Li Hailong and tried to kill him to maintain the order of Yuanmeng Company and his status...

Murderous intention?

Uncontrollable brainstorming!

Damn it!

Li Mu's expression changed drastically, and he rushed out. He looked up and saw that the Bodhisattva's right hand had already moved the willow branch in the Jade Pure Vase without hesitation for a moment.

He quickly used his MV materialization skills on Bodhisattva.

The moment the skill was used, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Li Hailong moved from the sky to the ground at the same time.

The prelude sounded.

The two looked like a sad couple, standing with their backs facing each other to the rhythm of the music.

Sun Wukong, who rushed out after him, saw this scene and couldn't help but look around, looking for the source of the music. When he couldn't find it, he looked at Bodhisattva and Li Hailong strangely, and asked in confusion: "Xiaobai, what happened?"

"Fuck!" Lu Ren was dumbfounded. Others were not familiar with it. How could he not know? This rhythm was clearly a popular song...

"Bodhisattva?" Tang Monk was stunned and froze at the door of the dining hall. He didn't know whether he should see the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva in front of him and the person passing his cassock were completely two people.

In the sound of music.

Everyone was stunned, looking at Bodhisattva and Li Hailong blankly.

The next second.

The Bodhisattva suddenly raised his head, looked at the sky forty-five degrees, and slightly opened his red lips: "You always say it's my fault, but you are always too self-centered. You are used to being silent when arguing. How can you uncover doubts like this-"

As the Bodhisattva sang, the two naturally separated. Li Hailong half-sat on the ground in a daze, while the Bodhisattva lay flat beside him, looking at the sky blankly, like a pair of lovers who had a quarrel...