Chapter 503 【Subscription】

"Zhao Wulai Duan ***!" At this moment, someone shouted.

"It's all outdated, Zhao Wu, learn from Jin's class, let's make it hotter!"

...

A large group of people booed, but the others didn't hear the smell, they just joined in the fun and booed.

Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other, and finally said: "Okay, wait for me and put on some makeup!"

After finishing speaking, Zhao Wu went to the backstage. It took a long time this time. When everyone was about to lose patience, Zhao Wu came out with a birthday hat on his head and a bed sheet on his body. Holding a mop upside down in his hand, he walked out unsteadily.

When Zhao Wu's wife saw it, she immediately knew what Zhao Wu was going to do. She sighed helplessly, and then said with a smile: "You damn ghost, after a long time of messing around, you just made such a crap thing. What are you doing? "

"Can't you see that?" Zhao Wuyi asked, flicking the mop.

"I can't tell, what are you?"

"The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." Zhao Wuyi raised his head and said proudly.

"Slap!" The voice was so low, Zhao Wu's wife raised her hand and slapped Zhao Wu's hat, and scolded: "You can pull it down, are you still a Tang monk? Your brother-in-law who sat down on a white dragon horse is almost the same !"

"What's that?" Zhao Wu picked up the hat, put it on again, and asked.

"Bailongdonkey!" Zhao Wu's wife arrived.

Zhao Wu: "..."

"Don't talk about that, let's be honest. From now on, you are the king of the Daughter Kingdom. I will play Tang Seng. I want to leave the Daughter Kingdom. You keep me." Zhao Wudao.

"Keep you? Why?" Zhao Wu's wife asked with a puzzled expression.

"What do you think... a woman keeps a man, why do you want to keep it? Huh? Huh?" Zhao Wufei gave two eyes that you understand and everyone understands.

Immediately, a whistle sounded from below: "Take off one!"

Mrs. Zhao Wu glared at everyone and said, "What are you talking about? I am the king of the daughter country, and I am a man of integrity!" Then she turned around, her winking eyes floated, and she said, "Oh, Tang Yuanjia, don't go, I'm still here I want to give you a monkey..."

"Stop!" Zhao Wu hurriedly shouted to stop.

"What are you doing? Why did you stop?" Zhao Wu's wife asked.

"No, I asked you to play the king of the daughter country, not a vixen. Can you be serious? Also, you don't need to give birth to a monkey. The poor monk brought one with him. It's annoying enough, don't want any more .” Zhao Wudao.

Zhao Wu's wife gave him a blank look and started all over again.

"Female benefactor." Zhao Wudao.

"Gaha?" Zhao Wu's wife asked.

"stop!"

"What's wrong?"

"The monk Tang is going to the southwest. Why did you open your mouth and come to the northeast? What's the matter? Is the king of the daughter country from the northeast? Haha..."

"Then start over."

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"Female benefactor, the poor monk is leaving."

"Where to go?"

"Go to the west."

"That's it, come here, prepare a wreath, paper money, and two beautiful female fairies for Master."

"Stop! I'm going to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, not to die! What wreaths and paper money? Am I that kind of person? But... that female fairy, you have to look pretty."

"What's the matter? You still want to find Xiaosan?" Zhao Wu's wife suddenly became angry, akimbo, and said angrily.

Zhao Wu hurried over: "Honey, don't take it seriously, aren't we acting?"

"Oh, almost forgot. Go on..."

"Female benefactor, the poor monk is really leaving."

"Brother Yu, are you leaving just like that?"

"Um."

"Don't you miss something?"

"Nostalgia."

"What do you miss?"

puff! Hong Haier spit out a sip of water in an instant, but there was applause from below.

Fangzheng frowned tightly, teasing the classics like this, he really didn't know what to say. I always feel that something is uncomfortable...

"Then how many do you want?" The king seemed not to understand.

"Slap!" The king raised his hand and slapped it, and slapped it.

"What are you doing?" Zhao Wu called out.

"Are you a Tang monk? Are you a devil in your color? Is there a Tang monk like you?"

"Then what should Tang Seng be like?"

"What do you think? Anyway, you can't do this, start over!"

"Brother Yu, it's so far away, so take some money with you."

"No need, poor monk, go west all the way, take the circus troupe with you. If you can't do it, you can ask Wu Jing to do some part-time work for others, such as washing clothes, boiling water, carrying burdens and so on. There is no shortage of money. .just missing..."

"What's missing?"

"Lack of a woman to warm the bed, look, why don't you give me two maids?"

"QNMLGB, are you Tang Seng?"

"Why don't you be a monk? My equipment is all pirated, why can't people just pirate it?"

"Get out!" Zhao Wu's wife raised her leg and kicked, Zhao Wu swished and slid two meters away, rolling to the ground...

The people below applauded again, and at the same time someone shouted: "Not exciting! Zhao Wu will come to something more exciting!"

"Let's have some routines from the Jin family class!"

"That's right, call Dad and listen!"

"Aren't all wives shared?"

"Ha ha……"

Those people started booing again, and there was a mess of laughter at the scene.

Although both Zhao Wu and his wife wore heavy makeup, Fangzheng still saw that the expressions of the two were a little unnatural.

Zhao Wudao: "I don't know how to be in the Jin family class."

"Don't know! You don't want to act, do you? Isn't it too embarrassing? If someone gives you money, you're just like this. I really dare not invite you in the future. Why don't you invite people from the Jin family class?" Someone shouted .

Zhao Wu's face suddenly darkened a lot.

Zhao Wu's wife hurried over and kicked Zhao Wudao: "What do you think? Whatever the audience wants to see, just act. Let's play the mouse in the butt."

"This is good! Haha..."

...

Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other, gritted their teeth, and got up to act.

Seeing this, Fangzheng shook his head slightly. If there was some expectation at the beginning, although the Tang Monk drama was a spoof, it did not break through the moral bottom line after all, but the latter basically has no morals at all, although it did not really take off its clothes. But all kinds of teasing, explicit words, and explicit actions have become the kind of duo that Fangzheng watched at the beginning. Fangzheng didn't watch what was going to be played later, but lowered his eyelids and silently recited scriptures.

The squirrel shyly got into Fangzheng's clothes and couldn't get out of it. The lone wolf lay there watching with relish, and yelled at him from time to time.

Red Boy's eyes turned white, obviously he didn't like this kind of hot-eyed performance either.

The monkey followed Fangzheng and chanted scriptures together.

However, this is only the beginning, and the further you go, the bigger the scale will be.

In the end, Fangzheng couldn't take it anymore, got up, and left the place. Behind the school is a windbreak forest, the forest is not wide, there are only three rows of birch trees, and new branches grow under the birch trees, more than one meter high. As Fangzheng walked, he came to the middle of the woods. Standing in the woods, listening to the birds chirping, he felt much better.

PS: Fortunately, I wrote some overnight and updated it on time today. Don't worry about it, I'm going to the hospital, hey...