Chapter 518 This Monk Is Really Thick 【Subscription】

"Master, wait for me, the bear is chasing me!" In the distance, Zhang Zi ran all the way, following Fangzheng, so frightened that he was about to pee out.

As a result, Fang Zheng really stopped shouting, and said with concern: "Benefactor, I'll wait for you for a while, if Xiong Ruo...uh..."

Before Fangzheng finished speaking, Zhang Zi suddenly jumped up and kicked Fangzheng, and Fangzheng fell to the ground.

Zhang Zi laughed loudly and said, "Monk idiot, since you want to be a good person, then be a good person to the end and make dinner for the bear. I'm leaving!"

Zhang Zi laughed, ran away quickly, turned his head in a hurry, just in time to see a big bear with a particularly big face rushing in front of Fang, he knew that everything was a foregone conclusion, and ran away without looking back.

Fangzheng stroked his bald head with a bitter look on his face.

hum!

A gust of hot air sprayed on Fangzheng's face, Fangzheng turned his head, and saw the big black bear standing beside him, looking at Fangzheng with a mocking face, then raised his head, and said, "Silly baldy, you have been abandoned. Even The bastard that all his companions have abandoned should be the food of this bear! Let's go, let's eat!"

After speaking, the big black bear ran away, this time faster than before.

Seeing this, Fangzheng got up quickly. Although Zhang Zi was not a thing, but just fed the bear like this, he always felt that he was too cheap!

So Fangzheng hurried to catch up.

"What are you doing?" Black Bear looked at Fangzheng warily.

Fangzheng said: "You idiot, what are you excited about? In human society, killing someone is illegal. If you kill him, someone will come after you after a while. Under random shooting, you will be a piece of paper on the table." vegetable."

Fangzheng did not lie, under normal circumstances, beasts that have eaten human flesh would not stay. Because, a beast that has eaten people will subconsciously include this species that has never been eaten before in his menu, and will eat people when it meets people in the future. And the more they eat, the more fierce they become... The potential threat is far greater than that of beasts that have never eaten humans. Unless it is an endangered species, it is eligible to be unrestrained, but this black bear is obviously not within the scope of national treasures.

"What is a gun? I have great strength and can run fast. Just you stupid monkeys who can't climb trees with two legs, I can kill several of you with one slap!" Black Bear said proudly.

Fangzheng grinned: "Hehe... are you sure?"

"You bald man!" Black Bear shouted immediately.

Speaking of this, the black bear subconsciously remembered the process of meeting this bald thief before, and his face was full of bitter tears!

Black bears are not kind. Although he can understand Fang Zheng's words, how can he not eat the food brought to his mouth? When I saw Fangzheng by the river, I rushed up immediately, and then I couldn't help but push Fangzheng to the ground and stripped off his clothes!

Fangzheng was so frightened that he quickly shouted: "I'm a man! A man! Hey, you don't know men and women, do you? Male! I'm male! Don't get excited!"

The black bear just started listening to men, so why does he care if you are a man? Or public? He just wanted to remove the bald head in front of him and eat meat! However, what he was curious about was, why is the skin of this hairless monkey so hard? His bear paws couldn't be torn apart!

The unbelieving black bear raised his paw and patted the bald head in front of him, sticking out his tongue, as if he saw the scene where his brain burst and he could eat a big meal!

However……

Boom!

Woohoo!

The black bear sat down on the ground, waving its paws, it hurts! Is this TM still a head? This is a rock, right?

Fangzheng also sat up, rubbed his head and said, "I tell you to stop, if you don't listen, your hairstyle is messed up."

The black bear rolled his eyes, hairstyle? Are you hairy?

"Black bear, you..." Fang Zheng was about to say something.

Without further ado, the black bear pressed Fangzheng to the ground again, and slapped Fangzheng's chest and neck with its big paws, making a loud bang bang bang bang! However, this thin and petite guy in front of him is as hard as iron, no matter how hard he hits, he won't die, no matter how hard he hits, he won't break! Not even a little blood!

The black bear is on fire, this is simply a naked insult to his forest master! anger! Extremely angry!

The black bear man stood up, roared, and swooped down!

As a result, the bald thief on the ground turned over and gave him his back, not forgetting to say: "The back is also hammered, and it is quite comfortable."

In fact, Fangzheng is also very curious. Although his body is stronger than ordinary people, there is definitely a gap between him and the black bear. Especially the physical strength, even with the moon white monk clothes to protect the body, the moon white monk clothes will not reduce the pain. Otherwise, when he jumped the mountain, his butt would not hurt and he almost jumped for a long time.

It stands to reason that if the black bear slapped randomly, it would definitely hurt to death. But now, he didn't feel any pain, instead...it was as comfortable as having a full massage!

Fangzheng thought about it, and the only explanation was that the bells and drums rang together, and the Buddha's energy entered his body, causing amazing changes in his physical body. At least in terms of resistance to blows, it was amazing!

Seeing that the bald thief in front of him was so provocative, the black bear was furious, roared, and slapped it with all his strength!

"Oh..." Fangzheng finally cried out under the heavy blow.

The black bear hadn't had time to feel complacent, but found something was wrong, the cry seemed a bit ecstasy... Lie down on the ground, looked at Fang Zheng's face, the two looked at each other, and the black bear suddenly became angry! This thief's bald face actually looks so cool! He opened his big mouth and bit the bald head directly, he couldn't believe it, his razor-sharp teeth still couldn't bite open this white egg!

Click!

"Woo..." Hei Xiong covered his mouth, feeling a sore tooth, and looked at Fang Zheng like he was looking at a monster.

Fangzheng looked back at the black bear, grinned and said, "Don't stop, keep going, the hammering is very comfortable."

The black bear looked at Fangzheng's hateful face, sticking out its long tongue, and the barbs popped out! This is his trump card, ordinary wolves or something, with one tongue up, there will be no skin or flesh!

However, his tongue made an ear-piercing sound on the monk's face, and the monk was still fine... The black bear was almost desperate, but the next moment...

"Ouch!" Fangzheng could only feel the saliva on his face, accompanied by the stench of rotting flesh, the nausea came up, and he almost vomited on the spot.

"You're a big guy, if you can't beat him, you just play disgusting, right?" Fangzheng said bitterly.

Seeing that the licking was effective, the black bear didn't care whether it was disgusting or real. In short, finally let the bald man see the power of his uncle Xiong, so he stuck out his tongue and licked it again.

"Come again? The Sa family doesn't show their power, do you think the Buddha is a kitten?" Fangzheng raised his eyebrows, grabbed the black bear's tongue, and pulled it out with all his strength! Fangzheng's strength may not be enough for the black bear, but with enough strength, it is still no problem to tear off the black bear's tongue. Of course, Fangzheng is not that cruel, but still...

"Aww..." The black bear felt that his tongue was about to be pulled out, and the painful tears flowed out, but the tongue was pulled out, his mouth couldn't close, and he couldn't bark well, making a series of weird sounds.