Chapter 538 Recommend Someone to You 【Subscription】
"You are not allowed to tell others what happened today!" Guan Xiangfeng said very seriously.
Song Ergou said: "Take care of your mouth, if you talk nonsense, I will break your legs!"
"What did you say, what are you kicking for?"
"Then break your mouth!"
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Eventually the two fell silent.
"You say you are an old man, why are you following me?" Guan Xiangfeng said angrily.
"You said you had a big beard and wandered around the village. I didn't look at you, who was I looking at? What if you stole something from someone's house?" Song Ergou lied confidently.
"I...I steal?!" Guan Xiangfeng pointed at his beard, with an insulted look on his face! Then he pointed to the Mercedes-Benz in the distance and said, "Do you know how much my car costs? One million cars! You don't have many cars with this price in the entire county! If I buy a one million car, I will steal it from your village." This thing?"
When Song Ergou heard this, he was dissatisfied. He suddenly turned around, pointed to a passing chicken and said, "Do you know how much this chicken costs? Ten million! You can't find another chicken like this in the whole world!"
"Fuck you!" Guan Xiangfeng immediately scolded him, knowing that he had encountered a scoundrel.
Song Ergou immediately sprayed back, and then both of them wiped their faces at the same time, turned around, and vomited...
The two argued for a long time, and finally stopped arguing. After all, they both wanted something from others.
Song Ergou said: "Why are you so stingy? Your teacher is injured, and you live in the village. You are also idle. Why is it so difficult to teach lame horses to carve?"
"It's not a beautiful girl. With this skill, wouldn't it be good for me to pick up girls? I won't teach you!" Guan Xiangfeng refused decisively, and then asked, "By the way, which bamboo is the best here?"
"I won't tell you! I'll tell you, you are not allowed to pick it either! This is our village's bamboo. If you dare to pick it, you are stealing it! According to the rules of our village, if a thief is found, he will be beaten to death in the street!" Song Ergou said. Said, but the eyes are full of light, not afraid that Guan Xiangfeng has plans, but afraid that he has no desires and desires! As long as there is a request, it will be easy to handle.
Guan Xiangfeng was really taken aback, frowned, and said, "Give me a section of the head office?"
"There is no door at all!" Song Ergou said firmly.
"Why are you telling me this? I'm also dizzy. I'll go find your village chief." After speaking, Guan Xiangfeng got up and left.
Song Ergou sneered and said, "It's useless for you to ask the village chief or the secretary for this matter! Only one person in the village has the final say on this matter!"
"Who?" Guan Xiangfeng was curious. In such a big village, the village head and secretary are useless? How can it be? Could it be that the underworld is still hidden in the village, the descendants of high-ranking state officials?
Song Ergou pointed to the top of the mountain and said, "All the cold bamboos belong to Master Fangzheng, the abbot of One Finger Monastery. Abbot Fangzheng has a good relationship... Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Don't believe me, the model model sign is still hanging in front of our house! Go to the village and ask, who doesn't know what I, Song Ergou, used to be... Ah Bah, I used to be an ignorant bum, but it was Abbot Fangzheng who enlightened me to make me look like I am today." Song Ergou said this, his heart was full of gratitude, although he was fooled, but his Life has literally turned upside down.
However……
Guan Xiangfeng sneered and said, "Hehe, did he enlighten you?"
Song Ergou nodded.
"Just turn you into this kind of virtue? Forget it, you will know what kind of virtue that mage has..." Guan Xiangfeng shook his head, turned around and left.
Song Ergou hurriedly chased after him: "Don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you can just ask, there is a lie I said, it will be struck by lightning!"
"There are ghosts only if you believe in you." Guan Xiangfeng ignored Song Ergou and went back to Wang Yougui's house.
There was an extra patient in the family, and it was Fangzheng who sent it here. Wang Yougui was not stingy, he killed an old hen, got a river fish weighing two catties, added two catties of sorghum wine, and got a handful of hazel mushrooms, and the chicks Stewed mushrooms, braised carp, a cucumber, a pig's ear, and a pot of pickles, a sumptuous Chinese meal is ready.
Everyone sat down one after another, pushing glasses and changing glasses. Everyone was extremely grateful to Wang Yougui, while Guan Xiangfeng kept toasting Wang Yougui's wine and said all kinds of good things. Fan Qing and Qiu Xiaoye looked puzzled, Guan Xiangfeng always had eyes on the back of his head, why is he so attentive today? There must be something wrong with this guy who is courteous for nothing and rapes or steals.
Jiang Zhou was also a little puzzled, but Guan Xiangfeng didn't say anything at the dinner table. It seemed that he really had nothing to think about, and he didn't think much about it. I was in poor health, so I rested after eating.
Wang Yougui came to the yard and was about to weed the vegetable garden. Guan Xiangfeng immediately came over and said in a low voice, "Cun Zhang, I have a question..."
"What's the matter?" Wang Yougui is also a good person, as soon as Guan Xiangfeng made a toast today, he knew that there must be something wrong, and it was still inconvenient to say it in front of everyone.
"Hey...the village chief, that...my master is a master woodcarver. For us, a good carving material is very important. I heard that your village has top-quality bamboo. Can you give us some? I think Use it to honor Master." It was also the first time for Guan Xiangfeng to speak to people in a low voice, his old face was flushed, and his words were a bit incoherent, but he finally expressed his meaning clearly.
When Wang Yougui heard this, he was stunned. He knew that Jiang Zhou was a teacher, but he didn't know what kind of teacher he was. He didn't expect Jiang Zhou to be a woodcarving teacher! When Wang Yougui rolled his eyes, he suddenly thought that the bamboo carvings in the village hadn't made much progress, and the hired masters began to ask for wage increases and price increases when they saw that the bamboo carvings were selling well, and various requests continued. The point is that they are still in a group, and they threaten the village with the excuse of resigning collectively and leaving. Wang Yougui has been suffering from no better way, all kinds of comfort...
With the experience of hiring people, Wang Yougui deeply understands the truth that you need to be strong to forge iron, so he supported the crippled horse to teach everyone bamboo carving. Unfortunately, the crippled horse is also half-handed, and he can't teach anything very good. For this matter, he and Tan Juguo were about to rip off their hair.
Now a woodcarving teacher sent to the door, suddenly thought.
So Wang Yougui nodded and said: "It's no problem to give you some of these top-grade cold bamboos, but I'm not talking about that."
"Huh?" Guan Xiangfeng was taken aback, what did the village chief say? Could it be that what Song Ergou said is true?
"Don't be surprised. If it's an ordinary cold bamboo, I'll give you some. But the top-grade cold bamboo is only found on the top of One Finger Mountain. It belongs to Master Fang Zheng, the abbot of One Finger Mountain. If he doesn't open his mouth, no one can do anything about it." I promise to give it to you." Wang Yougui said.
Guan Xiangfeng's heart trembled, he didn't expect that what Song Ergou said was true, but he still did not give up and said: "Village Chief, please help me with this, please."