Chapter 536 The Flesh Hurts 【Subscription】

"What look? I'm a man! A man!" Guan Xiangfeng said angrily.

"Oh, man... I wonder why this girl is so big." Song Ergou replied solemnly.

It was a pleasure to be recognized by others, but the bastard in front of him looked serious, why did he hear Guan Xiangfeng's ears so harshly? I always feel that this guy has something to say.

At this time, the lame horse was dissatisfied, and said: "Hearing your laughter, it seems that you are dissatisfied with my craftsmanship?"

"Trash!" Guan Xiangfeng said bluntly.

The face of the lame horse suddenly sank, and the faces of the others were also very ugly. Everyone knows that even the lame horse has emphasized more than once that he is a sculptor who has become a monk halfway. He may not be very good at carving, but he can barely Mix it up. But you don't hit people in the face, who can bear it if you call them rubbish in front of them? What's more, they still learn from the crippled horse, and the crippled horse is rubbish, so what are they? Worse than rubbish?

Seeing everyone's faces, Guan Xiangfeng was not afraid, he laughed and said, "Everyone, don't be angry."

Everyone's complexion improved slightly.

Guan Xiangfeng continued: "I mean this uncle's craftsmanship is rubbish, not human garbage. Of course, everyone present, your craftsmanship is rubbish!" When he said this, he was clearly provocative. Guan Xiangfeng was indeed looking for trouble. He was very upset when he was scolded as a woman, and it was not his style not to scold back.

Everyone became angry immediately!

Song Ergou sneered and said: "You girl, you are really ruthless. What's the matter? Do you think you are tall and big, can you hit ten?" Song Ergou touched a hoe after finishing speaking.

Seeing this, other people picked up the guy one after another.

Guan Xiangfeng was shocked when he saw this, and then he remembered, this is not a city, this is a countryside! Although the rural people are honest, but if they really want to get messy, I will teach you how to be a man immediately!

Guan Xiangfeng hurriedly shouted; "What? Why are you still not convinced by what I said? If you don't believe me, I will show you what is sculpture and wood art! What is art!"

Song Ergou rolled his eyes and scolded: "Fuck off art, I want to see art, just go to see those old masters, what are you doing? We are civilized people, we can't scold you if you curse, so I choose beat you!"

After speaking, Song Ergou came over with a hoe in his hand.

Although Guan Xiangfeng is tall and powerful, he is only a college student after all. No matter how long his beard grows, he is still a young man who has never been in the society. He was immediately frightened, backed away quickly, and shouted: "Don't come here, I tell you, beating someone is against the law. of!"

Song Ergou grinned and said, "I've been beating people for more than ten years, and I've heard too much. Come on, will you lie here and let me beat you, or should I chase you and beat you everywhere?"

"Stop!" At this moment, the cripple said

"Cripple horse, what are you doing? This guy is full of bad words, I'll beat him up, isn't it too much?" Song Ergou said angrily.

"I don't know if it's too much or not. I just want to see what kind of art he is talking about. Boy, I can ignore you for the time being if you scold someone, but if you can't show some level, you will be beaten today. You have had a vivid social experience class." The lame horse snorted.

When Guan Xiangfeng heard this, he was immediately relieved, playing craft? He may not be considered a master, but he is definitely better than the old farmer in front of him! So, proudly said: "No problem, let you open your eyes today!"

Seeing this, Song Ergou pouted and stood aside.

Guan Xiangfeng walked past Song Ergou in fear, and he was relieved to make sure that this guy would not give him a hoe behind his back. I don't know if I don't look at it, Guan Xiangfeng was really shocked when I saw it! The bamboo in front of me is of excellent quality! Better than any bamboo he had ever seen! Emerald and emerald green, it is a work of art without carving!

Picking it up and looking at the horizontal stripes, Guan Xiangfeng exclaimed in his heart!

What Guan Xiangfeng studied is sculpture, and his goal is to become a world-renowned master sculptor. Although he looks ignorant, he has put in a lot of effort in this area. The books he has read can be piled up into a hill . Due to his own economic conditions, he has carved all kinds of materials. Bamboo carving is no stranger to him, and he has done it himself.

Guan Xiangfeng is very clear that not all bamboos are suitable for carving. Among the bamboos, Nanzhu and moso bamboo are suitable for carving. This kind of bamboo has thick bamboo flesh and fine and tight texture, which is very suitable for carving. But this is not the best bamboo, the real best is an extremely rare square bamboo with a nearly square cross section! This kind of bamboo is the real top bamboo carving material. This kind of bamboo grows more in the Tianmu Mountain area in the south, but it is absolutely absent in the north. However, although the bamboo in front of me is round in shape, not a square bamboo with sharp edges and corners, the inside is the same compact and thick, and it feels great when pressed by hand!

Guan Xiangfeng knows that this kind of bamboo is definitely the top carving material for bamboo carving! Even better than square bamboo!

Thinking of this, Guan Xiangfeng felt distressed when he looked at the discarded bamboo carved on the ground, and cursed in his heart: "Prodigal sons! These prodigal sons who waste materials! Such a good material, they are actually used to practice their hands, God damn it!" , should be struck by lightning!"

Looking at the cold bamboo in his hand, Guan Xiangfeng wanted to scold his mother even more. The real bamboo carving materials are very particular, and you will never use fresh bamboo. Usually, you cut it down, soak it in water, and then take it out to dry in the shade. This process takes a long time. It lasts for two or three years before it can be taken out and used. But the bamboo in front of me, the leaves have not been shaved, it is obviously fresh bamboo! Seeing such a bamboo made his flesh hurt even more...

At this moment, Guan Xiangfeng heard someone muttering beside him: "Let him get it. Anyway, these bamboos are the worst among cold bamboos. If he breaks them, they are worthless."

"Well, also..."

When Guan Xiangfeng heard this, his heart trembled. Such a good bamboo is actually the worst? What would be the best? Guan Xiangfeng's mind suddenly became active. He must go and see what the best cold bamboo looks like, and then get some back and carve it out as his graduation work!

The excited Guan Xiangfeng took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart, and began to sculpt.

Ma Lizi carved a pen holder with Zen characters, which is also the most typical object in bamboo carving. Bamboo is all over the body, and the most suitable for carving is the bamboo body and bamboo roots. The bamboo body is straight, hollow inside, and has a bottom underneath. As long as it is cut, it is the most perfect pen holder.

Guan Xiangfeng wants to teach these ignorant villagers how to be human, so he naturally chooses the objects carved by the other party to carve, so as to compare who is good and who is bad. When Guan Xiangfeng cut the knife, Ma Zizi knew that he was doomed. No matter how he looked at it, he was more professional than him.