Chapter 519 Sad Reminder 【Subscription】
"Are you convinced?" Fangzheng hurriedly called out when he saw that the black bear was crying.
The black bear was so dazed that he couldn't hold his tongue back, so how did he answer?
"Nod yes, shake your head and refuse." Fangzheng finally found a way to deal with the black bear, how could he just let go?
The black bear was really convinced, he couldn't be beaten to death, and his tongue was even scratched. Xiong didn't have any heroism, and the world lived the most, so he nodded again and again to express his submission.
Fangzheng said: "Then why don't you get off the Sa family?"
The big black bear quickly raised its buttocks, Fangzheng pulled out his legs that were being pressed by the black bear, and then let go of the tongue in his hand.
As soon as he let go, the black bear raised his hand and slapped Fangzheng on the ground! Fangzheng fell to the ground, stretched out his hands decisively, and grabbed the black bear's crotch!
"Aww!" Black Bear let out a shrill scream. He swore that he never thought in his life that someone would be so shameless as to directly grab his life! Moreover, he has never been in such pain!
Before Fangzheng asked, the black bear was already nodding desperately, it hurts if you don't nod!
Fangzheng let go, and the black bear ran away, ran to the tree in the distance, and sat down, the big bear's paws desperately rubbed his crotch, while looking at Fangzheng with resentment. Presumably, Hei Xiong has never seen such a brazen person in his life! Thick-skinned, he can't even lick his tongue... It's terrible!
Seeing that the black bear was finally honest, Fangzheng also stood up and walked towards the black bear.
Seeing this, the black bear immediately ran away and distanced himself, the bald thief in front of him was too scary, he didn't want to play with him anymore!
Seeing this, Fangzheng smiled helplessly and said, "Why are you running? If the poor monk really wants to deal with you, can he let you go? You come here, let's discuss something. If it is done, the poor monk will send you away. How about a big meal for you?"
"Don't go! You're bullshit!" Black Bear finally spoke.
When Fangzheng heard this, his old face blushed. If his black history was spread, he would already be able to think of his disciples laughing and twitching. But Fangzheng still said: "Don't worry, I won't talk about it this time. Let's just talk about cooperation."
"Don't talk!" Black Bear refused decisively.
"Don't be like this. It's nothing else to talk about cooperation. How about this, if you open one, it's almost the same, and the poor monk will agree to you, how about it?" Fang Zheng said.
The black bear rolled its big eyes and said, "You are not allowed to pull your tongue and balls. Let's fight again. If you win, I will listen to you. If you lose, don't harass me anymore!"
When Fangzheng heard this, he rolled his eyes. He harassed the black bear? It seems that the black bear rode up directly when it saw him, okay? But Fangzheng didn't intend to argue with the black bear, he was also in a hurry. So Fangzheng said: "OK!"
"Okay, here I come! Give me a slap!" The black bear rushed up, screaming.
Fangzheng knew that wild beasts were like this, only those with big fists could be reasonable! So Fangzheng stopped holding back, turned on with all his strength, roared, and rushed up!
Boom!
Sure enough, Fangzheng was thrown to the ground by the black bear as soon as he met him, and the black bear slapped him down with a slap.
But Fangzheng had already prepared, anyway, the black bear couldn't hurt him, so what did he have to be afraid of? So he raised his big slap and immediately slapped the black bear's bear face!
Snapped!
I thought that Fangzheng's body was hard, but the slap was a real success, and he suddenly felt dizzy and his face was hot. But the black bear was also angry, roaring, the big bear's paws fell like a torrential rain, trying to subdue this little thing!
As a result, Fangzheng didn't care about it, and directly slapped back, one person, one bear, you come and go, slap each other crazily!
ten minutes later!
"Stop the fight!" The black bear finally gave in, but now the black bear's head is visibly enlarged, and the bear's paws are swollen... Fang Zheng's face was slapped, and he slapped Fang Zheng's bear's paws! No matter how you look at it, he suffered a big loss in this contest.
The black bear raised its butt, Fangzheng climbed out, and said with a smile: "The beating is over now? The poor monk has just warmed up."
"I won't fight anymore, you have rough skin and thick flesh, so you can't beat me. I'm at a disadvantage, so I won't fight anymore. I'm convinced." The black bear was really convinced this time.
So one person and one bear sat under the tree again and discussed things that were shameless.
Then there is the story of Fangzheng running all the way and the black bear chasing him all the way. However, Fangzheng just wanted the black bear to frighten Uncle Da and the others, and take revenge on the few people who cheated him. As a result, the black bear was full of resentment, and Fangzheng couldn't vent it on Fangzheng, so it happened to be on Uncle Da's body. As soon as he walked by, the black bear with a black belly stomped on Uncle Da's leg with his weight of several hundred catties. As a result, Uncle Da broke his leg.
After thinking so much, Hei Xiong finally came to his senses and said, "Then...then what do you think of me?"
"Don't kill him, don't let him go out, the rest is up to you," Fang Zheng said.
Hearing this, the black bear suddenly regained his energy. Although he can't eat, he can play...it seems pretty good! So his head got bigger, and he rushed out screaming, chasing after Zhang Zi.
After running for a while, Zhang Zi felt that he had distanced himself, and immediately sat down under the tree to rest.
"Damn, this damn bald donkey actually attracted the bear. Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would die." Zhang Zi cursed, took out the water bottle and took a sip of water, looked around, sadly found that he Seems to be lost!
"It's okay, I'll climb to the top of the mountain in a while, and I'll find it after a look." Zhang Zi murmured.
At this moment, there was a roar of a bear, and then the sound of footsteps like beating a muffled drum gradually approached.
Zhang Zi was so frightened that he quickly got up and cursed in a low voice: "Grass, isn't it enough to eat a monk? Are you still chasing me? You go back to eat Yingzi and the others? There are three over there..." Cursing, he ran It's not slow, and it's too late to tell the direction. I can't control any bushes, thorns, or poisonous snakes. I just run, run all the way, and run crazily.
Zhang Zi soon discovered that the bear's voice was quieter, as if he had distanced himself. But every time he rested for a while, the sound of the bear approached, scaring him so much that he could only keep running...
At the same time, Uncle Da's side was not going well. The dumb man carried Uncle Da on his back. physical strength. After the encounter with the black bear before, several people became more timid and vigilant.
"Uncle Da..." Yingzi looked back at the pale Uncle Da.
Uncle Da waved his hand and said, "Don't be afraid, I was caught off guard just now. Otherwise, based on my experience with the mute, I would never have bumped into a black bear. Just go, don't be too fast, the mute speaks, you Just don't move. Beasts have their rules, they will mark their territory, and when they see their marks, just avoid them. Under normal circumstances, wild beasts will not attack people... Well, most of the black bears just now were also attacked by the thief monk. It’s maddening to get mad.”
Yingzi nodded hard, expressing understanding.