Chapter 495 Come to Ask the Master to Cheat 【Subscription】
"Master Fangzheng, thank you." Qi Liya, whose complexion improved a lot, stood in front of Fangzheng with a shy smile, but she seemed to be in good spirits.
Fangzheng clasped his hands together and smiled, "Amitabha."
"I still remember what happened that day..." Qi Liya said.
Fangzheng was still smiling.
Qi Liya continued: "But I didn't say anything to anyone."
Fangzheng continued to laugh, turned sideways and said, "If the benefactor wants to say something, you can tell the Bodhisattva. The benefactor is kind-hearted, and the Bodhisattva will bless you."
"En." Qi Liya nodded, entered the Buddhist hall, knelt there and prayed silently.
Qi Liya left a hundred incense money, and the two just looked at each other without any extra words. Fangzheng is not good at speaking, and so is Qi Liya, but there are some things, needless to say, everyone understands in their hearts. From this day on, Fangzheng's food began to improve. Because once a week, Qi Liya would come to deliver some home-grown vegetables or something.
Fangzheng accepted it with a smile, he is not a polite person.
After Qi Liya's incident, Fangzheng discovered that the class group was completely dead, and no one spoke at all. Regarding this, Fangzheng could only shake his head slightly. Once he was bitten by a snake for ten years, he was afraid of well ropes. The harm of pyramid schemes cannot be eliminated by being knocked out. His influence is even more terrifying! He will create a crisis of trust between people, distance people from each other, and make this society more indifferent.
In this regard, Fangzheng thoroughly thought about turning those people into trees. Some people should go to atone for their sins!
Fangzheng has been watching the news these days. Because of Liu Dacheng's various revelations about the Beijiang matter, as well as various materials found in the mobile phones and offices of the two leaders, the dark side of pyramid schemes has been thoroughly exposed. After being exposed by the media, , causing a sensation in the whole society. This week, the entire country has been catching up on pyramid schemes, and launched a thorough campaign to crack down on pyramid schemes. Wherever they went, pyramid schemes were all dealt with. Seeing this, Fangzheng felt a lot more comfortable, but what made Fangzheng wonder is why the system has been silent for so long?
On this day, Fangzheng finally couldn't bear it any longer and asked, "System, did you forget something?"
"Don't bother me, the statistics are in progress." The system said impatiently.
Fangzheng said in astonishment, "What are the statistics?"
"What you did this time is very big and has a wide impact. Although the merits cannot be counted on you, every rescued person will contribute a little merit to you. These merits will increase at any time... I am counting This. Of course, if you think there is no need for statistics, I can chat with you for five yuan." The system said.
"You should continue to count. By the way, let me ask you weakly, how much merit do I have now?" Fang Zheng asked.
"More than four thousand! You made a lot of money this time!" the system said.
Fangzheng was immediately overjoyed. If he remembered correctly, he only had more than 2,000 merit points before! This mission directly earned him so much merit! It's just... flattering! Fangzheng happily walked towards the backyard: "Purify your heart!"
"What are you doing?" Hong Haier asked impatiently.
"Go pick mushrooms! Let's have extra meals tonight!" Fang Zheng said.
"Okay!" Hearing eating, Honghaier immediately cheered up and shouted excitedly, and then called out to the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf, and the four scourges rushed out excitedly.
Time flies, Yang Hua waited day and night, finally, Du Mei gave birth! With the sound of a baby crying in the delivery room, Yang Hua danced high, and when the nurse came out holding the baby, Yang Hua laughed like a fool. In the end, I was warned by the nurse: "Don't make any noise!"
As soon as he came back, Yang Hua immediately ran to the top of the mountain, pulling Fang Zheng and not letting go.
"Benefactor Yang, if you have something to say, can we not hold hands?" Fang Zheng looked at Yang Hua bitterly, always feeling weird.
Yang Hua didn't take it seriously at all, and said with a smile, "Fangzheng, I'm a father now."
"The poor monk knows, you've said it ten times." Fangzheng said bitterly. He didn't even have a girlfriend, but a father came to show him off! He wants to hit someone!
"No, I didn't want to say that, I just wanted to say... I have a son." Yang Hua said.
Fangzheng looked at the sky speechlessly, what's the difference?
"Oh, I made a mistake again. It's like this. I have a son, and I want to celebrate it. How about a day?" Yang Hua also knew that he was too excited, so he dragged Fangzheng for more than ten minutes, just repeating a sentence up. But I don’t know why, just say this, cool! Cool! But why is Fangzheng unhappy?
However, Yang Hua can't control that much anymore, anyway, it's fine for him to be happy.
In the distance, the lone wolf lay at the door, stretched out a dog's head to look at Fangzheng and Yang Hua, and sighed: "This idiot doesn't know the sadness of a single dog."
Hong Haier squatted beside the lone wolf, and said with deep sympathy: "It's still a single dog who is eager to return to the vulgar, but not yet. My Buddha is right, it is hard to cut off the world of mortals! If you want to eat, you can't eat it, others will eat it." Still showing off in front of you... What a pain!"
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"Benefactor Yang, the poor monk is not a fortune teller, this... the poor monk can't, and can't read it." Fangzheng really can't.
Yang Hua said: "I don't care, other fortune tellers are all lies. Anyway, they are all lies, why don't you lie to me?"
Fangzheng: "...3¥..."
In the end, under Yang Hua's stalking, Fangzheng took out his mobile phone, looked at it, and then chose a date, three days later!
"Three days later? Is there any particulars and explanations?" Yang Hua asked curiously.
Fangzheng looked up at the sky and said, "It's nothing special, the weather forecast says it will be sunny in three days."
Yang Hua was speechless for a moment, this is... What a fool!
Seeing this, Fangzheng added: "The poor monk doesn't understand Fengshui, but Zen Master Yizhi once said that the most direct change in Fengshui is a person's mood. It is better to choose a sunny day with bright sunshine than cloudy and rainy weather." It makes people comfortable, and it is convenient to do everything. Therefore, a sunny day is definitely better than a cloudy day..."
Although this explanation was the same as no explanation, Yang Hua went down the mountain happily.
Fangzheng, monkey, lone wolf, squirrel, and red boy stood on the mountain and looked at Yang Hua's excited back, shaking their heads collectively.
Fangzheng: "Amitabha."
"It's the first time I saw it, and he came to ask for a lie." Lone Wolf said.
"It's the first time I saw it, and I'm so happy knowing that I've been cheated." Hong Hai'er said.
The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha."
The squirrel asked, "Why don't you give me something to eat when you're so happy?"
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Fangzheng got up early the next day. Since he went down the mountain, the ringing of the bell has been replaced by monkeys. Originally, when Fangzheng was going down the mountain, no one would ring the bell. Hong Haier thought that if he rings the bell, he will read the scriptures, so he feels awkward and refuses to ring it. Every time the Lone Wolf rang the bell, he would jump up and hit it with his head. The bell didn't hit twice, and he felt like he was about to be hit to death.
In the words of the squirrel: Watching the lone wolf ring the bell is like ringing the bell to seek death. It is very bloody.