Chapter 1482 Flicker, Frighten a Dragon
When the broken car saw it, it was trembling with fright... I thought to myself: I thought I was weird enough, these guys are getting more perverted than the other!
Xianyu said: "If my elder brother gets angry, he will eat you bit by bit, screw by screw! There will be no paint left for you!"
"I was wrong..." Broche had already seen the reality clearly at this moment, he had better be cowardly before he was full and unable to run.
But he also has a plan, as long as he is full, he must run away!
Stay away from these perverts!
"Amitabha!" At this moment, a Buddha's name sounded.
Fangzheng walked over with a smile, and said, "Jing Zhi, don't be so fierce."
Xianyu curled her lips and said, "Master, I'm already gentle enough. It depends on my temper back then. He's just a pile of scrap metal now."
The broken car was so frightened that he quickly hid to the side. He felt that among the three things, this bald and hairless guy looked the most kind and the easiest to deceive. He took refuge in his place first, and ran away immediately after eating and drinking.
So the broken car leaned against Fangzheng's side and said, "That... you disciple, you are so scary."
Fangzheng said: "Don't be afraid, benefactor, watch the video and relax."
"Watch the video?" Broken Che excitedly said, "Can I watch a movie?"
Fangzheng said: "Of course, you can see..."
After finishing speaking, Fangzheng took out his mobile phone and clicked to play, black background, white characters appeared - Abandoned Car Disposal Process...
I didn’t really want to see the broken car at first, but when I saw the parts of the same kind being violently dismantled, and then stuffed into a big pit, a big machine was pressed down, and it came out as a small cube. , His entire car's alarm went off.
"You... why are you showing me this? Let me tell you, I'm not a scrap car!" the broken car shouted.
Fang Zheng said: "You'd better turn off the alarm, this is the abandoned car processing plant, if you attract people, you will bear the consequences."
The broken car immediately turned off the alarm, and the smoke was reduced a lot...
Fangzheng said, "Come on, let's watch the second video."
The broken car glanced at it, only to see that it said - Unknown creature, alien dissected and deciphered.
Fangzheng sat on the side, and said: "Human beings are the masters of the world now, but they still don't understand many things. What should I do if I don't understand? Let's study... how to study?"
Xianyu immediately answered: "Slice."
The lone wolf followed, "Is there no one to resist?"
Xianyu smiled and said, "All those who resisted were wiped out...but a car with intelligence should be in line with unknown creatures, right?"
Hearing that, the broken car was so scared that the alarm almost went off again, and said angrily, "You are an unknown creature! A fish can talk, it has so much strength, and it has a bad temper!"
Xianyu laughed loudly and said, "I'm an unknown creature, but I'm a monk from One Finger Temple, so I have some privileges in this world. No one dares to mess with me! You're different, you're just a broken car, take it back Disassemble it into parts and study it slowly, what can you do? With your broken iron shell, you still want to resist?"
Hearing the sound of the broken car, the headlights came on immediately, and he asked, "Aren't you afraid of being dissected when you become a monk at One Finger Monastery?"
Lone Wolf said: "Who dares? The monks of One Finger Temple are awesome!"
"Really? Then I'll join One Finger Temple, too? Where can I join? Do I have to go through the annual inspection?" Broken Che asked excitedly.
Lone Wolf and Xianyu looked at Fangzheng at the same time, stunned by the broken car, looked at the bald monk in front of them, and exclaimed: "Isn't it looking for you?"
"Amitabha, the abbot of Yizhi Temple, a poor monk, Fang Zheng!" Fang Zheng said.
The broken car laughed dryly and said, "Why do I feel that you are lying to me? Do you really think I am so easy to deceive? Although I have only opened my mind, my former master is a news fan, and he listens to the radio every day. I know a lot! I'm smart!"
Fangzheng said: "Then you should have heard of the Internet, right?"
Broken Lane: "I heard, what's the matter?"
Fangzheng took the phone and searched for Fangzheng... One Finger Temple...
As a result, the screen was full of news...
Some people even made a special MV for Fangzheng and Yizhisi...
After watching the broken car, he asked, "Why did they make a MV to commemorate you? Are you dead? Am I dead too? We are all dead? Are you still fooling me when I am dead?"
Fangzheng raised his hand and slapped the front of the car, the buttocks of the car turned up, and it almost overturned.
Only then did the broken car know that this monk is very violent! fierce!
The broken car is silent...
Fangzheng said: "Nonsense, the poor monk is still alive, and you are also alive. As for why some people think that I am dead, it needs to start from the beginning. Lingzhi, but now you are also a car with a complete soul and self. The poor monk does not force you, whether you want to follow the poor monk, everything is up to you. If you want to, follow the poor monk, if you don’t want to, the poor monk will also I bid farewell."
"Farewell? You won't force me to follow you?" Broken Che asked in surprise.
Fangzheng smiled and said, "Everyone has their own choice. Why does the poor monk force you? The benefactor can do whatever he wants."
"Ah... roar! Then goodbye!" The broken car turned around, with a bang...
cough cough cough...
The broken car turned off...
"Why don't you leave?" Xianyu asked with a smile.
"It's out of gas... Before running, there was still some fuel in the pipeline, but now it's gone. I can't run anymore..." the broken car said bitterly.
Fangzheng said: "Benefactor, there is nothing the poor monk can do without oil. But the poor monk can call someone over for you, maybe they will help you."
"Thank you..." broke the driveway.
"Broken Che, they may help you, or they may send you to slice." Xianyu laughed.
Broken Che's heart suddenly sank to the bottom...Thinking about the two videos he watched just now, he was watching Fangzheng's master and apprentice leaving, and he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Wait a minute!"
Fangzheng turned around and asked, "Benefactor, is there any more questions?"
Broken Lane: "Well...can I join One Finger Temple? What are the requirements to join One Finger Temple? I may fail the annual inspection now."
When Fangzheng and the others heard this, they were immediately delighted.
Fangzheng said: "One Finger Temple does not need an annual inspection. Now that you join One Finger Temple, you can only be used as a mount. As for officially joining One Finger Temple, it depends on your future performance. How is it? Do you want to join?"
Broken Che smiled wryly and said, "Do I have any other choice now? I don't want to be dragged into slicing just after opening my intelligence. But I have one request!"
"What request?" Fangzheng asked curiously.
Broken Lane: "I want to find my original owner, don't worry, I just went to see him, nothing else."
Fangzheng nodded and said, "Yes, do you know where he is?"
Broken Lane: "I have a little impression. If I walk on the road and walk to a familiar section, I will definitely remember and find him."