The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1481

With the efforts of Xianyu, a hill was finally leveled.

Then I heard a shout from the garbage dump: "Get out of the way, I'm coming out!"

Then there was a sound of humming and humming, and a burst of black smoke rose from the garbage dump, followed by a fire...

Then the garbage dump was arched open, and a small broken car covered in broken iron and barely a few pieces of paint drove out. While driving, the rear of the buttocks was still full of black smoke!

It doesn't matter, the key is that the front of the car is also smoking...

"Master, isn't this car internal combustion?" Xianyu said.

Lone Wolf said: "Master, this car won't be burnt to death just after driving it? Is this considered self-immolation?"

"Bah! Can you two say something good? You just set yourself on fire! Your whole family set themselves on fire! I'm fine! Cough cough..." The car coughed twice, and two large clouds of black smoke came from the front and rear of the car at the same time. squirted out...

Fangzheng grinned and asked, "Benefactor, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

The car snorted and said, "If you haven't showered or brushed your teeth for a few years, wouldn't it be bad breath if you open your mouth? There's too much exhaust gas in my body and I can just let it out. By the way, who are you?"

Fangzheng was taken aback, this is really a difficult question to introduce, and Fangzheng also discovered a problem, this broken car seems to know a lot, it doesn't look like it just opened up its intelligence at all.

Fangzheng has always thought that things that have just opened up their intelligence are the same as children, but this guy...is different.

"System, are you sure this is made by Kailing?" Fangzheng asked the system.

The system said: "In fact, there are many things that condense too many people's thoughts. If these thoughts are placed on the spirits, when the spirits become spirits, they will become part of their own souls. They are born knowing...even these spirits His personality will be influenced by the other party. Therefore, it is not surprising that he behaved like this. It can only be said that his original master also seems to be an old man who is not young and likes to complain."

After listening to the explanation, Fangzheng was relieved, otherwise he was really afraid that he would find the wrong partner and make something wrong.

"What do I ask you? Who are you?" Broken Che asked.

When the salted fish who was resting over there heard it, he suddenly became angry, jumped up and shouted: "Who are we? Are you embarrassed to ask? You poor car, if it weren't for us, would you be able to open up your mind to speak? If it weren't for us, Can you crawl out of the ruins? You have been dragged away and crushed into iron sheets, and the waste has been used!"

The broken car narrowed its eyes and said: "Blow, keep blowing! If I believe you, I will be your grandfather!"

Xianyu was about to produce evidence and explain it, but suddenly froze in place, carefully analyzed the words of the broken car, and immediately rolled his eyes and said: "Believe it or not!"

The lone wolf whispered to Fang Zheng: "Master, what should we do? Does this car trust us? Why don't we leave him alone and let him fend for himself?"

Fangzheng also has some headaches, it is absolutely impossible to let him fend for himself!

If it is really released, there is no telling how big a mess this car will make.

If it is caught by someone, it is estimated that the slices will be light... It is possible to grind it into molecules and analyze them one by one.

Just when Fangzheng was feeling worried...

The broken car over there approached Xianyu, he laughed and said, "Do you believe it or not?"

Salted Fish: "Yeah!"

The broken car suddenly jumped up and shouted: "I believe it! Haha... I am your grandfather!"

When Xianyu heard this, his face darkened immediately, and he jumped up and shouted, "You little bastard, you still want to be my grandfather? Eat my old phlegm!"

As a result, Xianyu opened his mouth, the car turned around, and with a buzzing sound, a puff of black smoke was directly poured into Xianyu's mouth...

Xianyu vomited, coughed dryly, and scolded at the same time: "Master, this grandson is too bad! Don't stop me later, I will teach him a lesson!"

"You're the only one still teaching me? Can you catch up with me? Ah... roar!" The broken car suddenly started running, at a very fast speed, running in circles.

When Xianyu saw it, he was furious: "You asked for it!"

After finishing speaking, Xianyu hurriedly chased after him, and saw a car pulling black smoke all the way in the garbage dump, and in the black smoke, a black fish was chasing...

"Eat my exhaust, haha..." The broken car screamed very cheerfully!

However a few minutes later...

"My Cao... I can't run anymore... I'm bored... oh, oh..." The broken car made two muffled bangs and bangs, spewing out two large clouds of black air, and after bouncing twice at a fast and slow speed Just stopped. Xianyu sprinted into the car and slapped the front of the car!

Bang bang bang!

"Run!"

Boom!

"Aren't you awesome? You're running away!" Xianyu yelled.

The broken car let out a breath of black air, and said weakly: "I'm too hungry to run... otherwise you won't be able to catch up with me."

Xianyu grinned grinningly and said, "Little bastard, are you still talking to my ancestors? Today I will let you see what a shredded car is!"

While talking, Xianyu jumped off the hood, grabbed the shell of a tin car next to it and pulled it hard, with a thud, the car was torn in half like paper!

When I saw the broken car, I was so frightened that the lights of the car came on, and I hurriedly backed away, but I couldn't run!

Seeing this, Lone Wolf asked Fangzheng, "Master, don't you care?"

Fangzheng smiled and said: "Your junior brother has a sense of propriety, he is an old guy, he has lived for countless years. You can see that he is really messing around, in fact...just wait."

Lone Wolf: "Oh."

Salted Fish yelled twice, waving its two fins, and shouted: "I am very angry, my ancestor, and the consequences will be serious! Next, it's your turn!"

While talking, Xianyu rushed over, lifted the broken car up, and shouted: "Tear the car with your hands, start now!"

"Don't, don't, don't! I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Don't do this! If you have something to say, say it!" The broken car finally gave up and shouted.

"Speak well? Okay!" Xianyu waved his hand, and with a bang, the broken car was thrown to the ground.

"Take it easy, the tires are almost smashed by you." Broken Che complained.

As a result, Xianyu stared at the ball, and the lights of the broken car immediately dimmed, as if a person was squinting and flatteringly said: "Brother, be gentle next time..."

"It's not bad! Broken car, let me tell you, you were resurrected by us, in the future, you be more behaved to me! Be obedient! Otherwise, I'm not happy with my ancestor, and I will tear you up at most. If my elder brother gets angry , hum...see that big wolf over there, that mouth full of fangs...do you see it?" Xianyu said.

Looking over at the broken car, the lone wolf looked confused, why is he still involved?

Xianyu said: "Brother, where's the tooth?"

The lone wolf had no choice but to bark his teeth, bite his fangs, and the fangs were shining... In order to cooperate with the salted fish, he also took a bite of the iron cart next to him, and with a click, the iron sheet was directly bitten through!

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