Chapter 1503 Knife and Fork
Even classic cars turned on the lights and looked over curiously.
Hong Haier smiled and said: "Benefactor, look at our monastery. There are so many people living inside and out, you don't have a place to live if you stay on the mountain. The benefactors at the bottom of the mountain are all good friends of our One Finger Temple, You go to them, it’s comfortable and safe, same.”
As a result, the boy didn't listen at all, his head was shaking like a rattle, and he shouted: "Please, don't let me go down the mountain, don't let me go down the mountain... I don't live in the room, I can just stay at the door... Woooo..."
Seeing the child in front of them like this, Fangzheng and the others felt helpless for a while, and even soft-hearted for a while.
At this time the monkey said: "Master, let him sleep in my bed, I will guard the Buddhist hall tonight."
Red Boy said: "I'll add a fire to you, to keep you warm."
Monkey nodded his thanks.
When the young man heard it, he was overjoyed and said gratefully: "Thank you, Master, thank you, Master!"
The monkey was a little embarrassed to be thanked by the boy, scratched his head, and looked up at the sky...
Fangzheng thought about it, and this was the only way to go, so he said, "Forget it, if that's the case, then you should sleep on the real bed."
The boy Liu Sheng thanked him ecstatically.
Fang Zheng waved his hand, asking Jing Xin to take Liu Sheng to rest, and asking Jing Zhen to prepare some food for Liu Sheng.
"Using Jingmi, this child is very weak, so make up for it." Fang Zheng said.
The monkey nodded and followed.
After everyone left, Squirrel asked curiously, "Master, what's wrong with this kid? Why are you so afraid of going down the mountain?"
Fangzheng shook his head. He didn't know what was going on, so he could only talk about it after meeting the child's parents tomorrow.
The next day, at dawn, Fangzheng heard the sound of brushing from outside. When he opened the door, he saw Liu Sheng's thin body waving a big broom to sweep the snow in the yard. A face does not know whether it is cold or excited, it looks red.
On the side, the monkey stood there with a helpless face. This sweeping has always been his job. After sweeping the snow for more than a year, suddenly one day his job was robbed. He was a little uncomfortable and a little embarrassed.
Seeing Fangzheng coming out, the monkey immediately came over to say hello, and then complained: "Master, this kid is crazy, rushing to fetch water, rushing to sweep the floor, and won't let us do any work. This is not here to avoid disasters, this is Are you here to mess things up?"
Fangzheng glared at him, told him not to talk nonsense, and said, "If he likes to do it, let him do it."
Fangzheng also knew that Liu Sheng seemed to be under great psychological pressure, but he seemed much more relaxed when sweeping the floor, so he didn't intend to stop it.
After a while, Honghaier finished the meal, put it on the table and called everyone to eat.
Fangzheng sat down and was about to eat, when he heard the sound of jingle bells, he frowned slightly, and glanced at Honghaier.
Red Boy had a kitchen knife in one hand and a fork made of bamboo in the other, and a tablecloth he got from someone who didn't know where was hanging around his neck. There was a plate in front of him, with crystal rice, some green vegetables and pickles on the plate.
I saw Hong Haier holding a kitchen knife and jingling for a long time, cutting vegetables and rice into pieces, and then using a fork to insert it hard, but he couldn't get a single grain of rice. Even so, he still enjoyed it .
Fangzheng couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Jingxin has chopsticks to use, so what are you doing with them?"
Hong Haier laughed and said, "I'm learning to eat Western food."
Fangzheng said, "Do you think there will be western food on the mountain?"
Hong Haier said: "It doesn't matter if you eat or not, I'm just curious, where did they get their confidence?"
Fangzheng didn't understand, and asked, "What are they?"
Hong Haier took out his phone, tapped it a few times, and then showed it to Fang Zheng.
On the mobile phone, I saw an oriental woman with thick makeup, who looked like a ghost, wearing a red dress, and a huge pizza in front of her.
Then the woman picked up the chopsticks to pick up the pizza. It seemed that it was not easy to solve the pizza, so the woman stabbed the pizza with a chopstick in each hand... A line appeared below, saying that Chinese people eat pizza with wooden sticks.
Seeing this, Fangzheng frowned, but he didn't say anything.
Then the woman started to eat other Western food, such as pasta, steak, etc. This is not the point, the point is that the way the woman eats is very ugly, even a three-year-old child in Huaxia looks better than her posture. Coupled with that ugly makeup, the whole picture is like a piece of shit!
What is even more disgusting is the text below, almost every word is a disgusting oriental person who is trying his best.
Finally, a big logo appeared - D, which Fangzheng didn't recognize at all, but Fangzheng knew that it should be a garbage brand with no background, otherwise, any brand with some cultural background would not make such a bad and disrespectful thing. video.
Fangzheng threw the phone to Honghaier, and said flatly, "Eat."
Hong Haier let out an ooh, then looked at Fangzheng suspiciously, waited for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back and asked, "Master, are you not angry?"
Fangzheng asked back, "Why are you angry?"
Hong Haier said: "Aren't you angry that the people who took the video insulted us so much?"
Fangzheng smiled lightly and said: "Their arrogance is the result of lack of cultivation, lack of historical background and cognition. It's like a group of monkeys scolding human beings in clothes as idiots. Do you really feel that you are an idiot when they scold you? , take off your clothes and follow them to climb trees naked?"
The red boy said hello straight away.
Liu Sheng, who was always very nervous, also asked curiously: "Master, I remember when I was in school, some people thought that eating Western food with a knife and fork was very tall."
Fangzheng smiled and said, "Whether knives and forks or chopsticks are good, they are just tools for eating. How can there be a distinction between them? Besides, if we really want to break it down, knives and forks are just leftovers from the Chinese people's play." .”
Everyone was taken aback, and the monkey asked, "Isn't it originated from a foreign country?"
Fangzheng knew that it was time to educate these idiot disciples, so he put down his chopsticks, organized his words and said, "Of course not, it's not clear where the knife and fork originated, but in ancient China, there were indeed .
As far as I know, the earliest place in the world to discover bone tableware knives is the Hemudu site in Zhejiang, my country, and it has been 7,000 years ago.
Three sets of tableware were unearthed from the Zongri site in Qinghai: bone knives, bone forks, and bone spoons, and they have a history of more than 5,000 years.
In the Qijia Cultural Site in Northwest China, sets of bone forks and knives began to appear, indicating that the Chinese had already used them in sets 4,000 years ago.
Tableware has also been unearthed from some ruins and tombs of the Shang Dynasty in my country. The table fork has changed from three teeth to two teeth, which is more compact, and it is the same as the spoon and the bone knife.
A peach-leaf-shaped bronze cultural relic unearthed during the Qin Dynasty, Dagger! This thing is similar to the knife in western food now, and there is a matching fork.