Chapter 1502

After speaking, Fangzheng lifted his legs and was about to leave.

The system said lightly: "Don't worry, although you have no skills, you are still a Buddha after all. Other Buddhas can hold the Buddha Kingdom in your palm, but it is no problem to raise a loach in your palm. Other Buddhas can destroy the world of mortals with a single glance. It’s okay if you set a fire to keep warm…”

Fangzheng was not only unhappy when he heard this, but his face became even darker: "You mean, my Buddha can only be one-ten-thousandth of other Buddhas?"

The system said: "Not only."

Fangzheng said in surprise: "Could it be possible to do more? One in a thousand?"

The system said: "Don't get me wrong, I mean there are not that many, there will only be less. If you want to count, it's about one trillionth, maybe less."

Fangzheng stomped his feet: "Quit! Go down the mountain!"

"You don't have to do it. If you don't do it, Lone Wolf and the others must follow me. Otherwise, these spirits will be left alone, so I don't worry. I'm here to rescue people, not to kill people." The system said.

Fangzheng was taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "Where are you taking them?"

The system said: "Go to the Earth Immortal Realm. When we get there, although they are spirits, the spirits in the Earth Immortal Realm are all small, high-quality meat stewed in a pot for meat. Therefore, they can't make any waves... That squirrel It’s so fat, I can still sell it for a good price.”

Fangzheng cursed: "Go to your uncle! With me here, don't even try to take them away!"

The system asked: "Then do you want to be this Buddha?"

Fangzheng quickly picked up the gold medal, put it directly around the neck, and said, "Damn you!"

System: "Then are you going to do it or not...you stop talking."

The system suddenly recalled that he couldn't answer those words, it would be his mother's disadvantage no matter what he answered.

Fangzheng said: "I have become a Buddha, and I have nothing to do with you. Should you go?"

The system said: "Yes... Hey, it's time to go."

When Fangzheng heard this, his steps slowed down, and he seemed to be a bit reluctant to say: "Are you really going?"

The system shouted: "It's time to go, but I won't go, what can you do to me?!"

Fangzheng: "You are paralyzed!"

The system said: "Stop swearing. If you offend me, I'll get Tianlei back for you. It's hard for you to stop swearing. You can't cut off my merits."

Fangzheng snorted and said, "I've been holding back for two years, you have to let me have a good time, right? When I'm done, I promise not to scold... Well, at least I won't scold in front of outsiders."

system:"……"

"The system."

"Um?"

"Your uncle!"

system:"……"

"System!"

"What are you doing?!"

"You idiot!"

system:"……"

"The system?"

System: "Not in the service area."

"You are paralyzed..."

System: "Fucking bald donkey, don't force me! I'll scold people too!"

"Amitabha, you can scold. After scolding, let's go to the tongue-cutting hell together." Fangzheng said with a relaxed expression.

system:"……"

...

Fangzheng, who finally won a lip service, was in a happy mood, but when he entered the Buddhist hall and looked at the jade girl in red, his heart was full of sadness.

No matter what, Fangzheng is still a young man with full of vigor, young and energetic, how could he not want girls?

Even if he became a Buddha, he never felt that he was a Buddha!

He has practiced all the way, and he has never regarded himself as a master. What he always thinks about in his heart is returning to the secular life, marrying a wife, having children, and having children and grandchildren happily...

Well now, I have become a Buddha, and I can no longer marry a wife.

Fangzheng reckoned that after another ten years, those little boys would run around all over the place, what about him?

Fangzheng looked at the lone wolf, squirrel, monkey, salted fish, etc. in the yard, and cursed in his heart: "What are these things...the gap is too big!"

Fangzheng came back to his senses, looked at the warm young man in front of him, and said with a smile, "Can you tell me why you dare not go down the mountain?"

The young man leaned against the fire, huddled into a ball, to make himself warmer, then lowered his head and said: "I'm afraid they will catch me back, that place is terrible, it's not a place for people to stay at all. That's the modern version The Auschwitz concentration camp! It's full of devils and no one!"

Speaking of this, the boy kept trembling, his hands shaking like chaff...

"A Mitu Buddha!" ​​Fangzheng shouted with a Buddha's name.

The young man's heart was like a bell ringing softly, and like a breeze blowing, all the panic dissipated in an instant, and he calmed down.

Fangzheng said: "Don't be afraid, although the poor monk's small temple is not big, demons and ghosts still cannot enter."

The young man looked at Fangzheng gratefully and said, "Master, please, let me stay. It's okay to become a monk, but if not, you can let me stay and sweep the floor. Look, your place is full of snow. If you let me Come and clean, I promise not a single snowflake will be left behind!"

Fangzheng shook his head with a smile and said, "Poor monks don't accept apprentices."

The young man said in disbelief, "Then what about them?"

Fangzheng said: "They, they only entered the door when the opportunity came."

"I can do it too! Master, please accept me as an apprentice!" The boy knelt on the ground and was about to kowtow.

Fangzheng waved his hand, and the boy was surprised to find that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't kneel down, and he couldn't kowtow.

Nowadays, although Fangzheng is not that kind of powerful Buddha, he has many small supernatural powers, which are easy to come by, and he no longer needs to try his luck.

Fangzheng smiled and said, "Okay, don't just kneel at every turn. No matter what others think, poor monks are not happy with this monastery."

The young man said: "Master, please, please keep me."

Fangzheng saw that the young man's emotions started to get agitated again, and there seemed to be a demon in his heart. He obviously wanted to say something that he was terrified of, but every time it came to his mouth, he dared not say it. It was as if there was a ghost hanging over his head, ready to bite him at any moment.

Fangzheng knew that the child was really terrified, so it was inconvenient to ask more questions at this time, let him calm down first.

Moreover, according to Dr. Yang's words, the child's parents will go up the mountain soon, and the child's emotions should be much more stable when facing their parents. At that time, everyone should sit down and have a good chat Yes, it may be a better choice.

So Fangzheng said: "Benefactor, what's your name?"

The boy froze for a moment, then thought for a while before saying, "My name is Liu Sheng."

Fangzheng nodded and said, "Jingxin, take Master Liu to find a place to stay at the foot of the mountain for one night."

As soon as he heard that he was going down the mountain, the young man was so frightened that he knelt down, kowtowed his head like pounding garlic, snot and tears flowed down, and cried loudly: "Master! You can't send me down the mountain! Don't send me down the mountain... I beg you! Let me be on the mountain, please..."

This scene startled Fangzheng and Honghaier, and the lone wolf, salted fish, squirrel, and monkey who were playing around also surrounded them.