Chapter 1474 Master Wants to Walk the Dog
Fangzheng ignored Xianyu, and said to the woman: "Female benefactor, who will talk about you in the future, don't worry, the poor monk will definitely stand by your side."
The woman said gratefully: "Oh, master, you are indeed Jigong alive! Good man! My name is Wang Guixiang, whoever bullies you, please report my name! It's fine, I'm going to walk the dog."
After finishing speaking, Wang Guixiang was overjoyed, and happily wanted to take the dog away, but Fangzheng had an idea, the dog saw a nearby tiger, and was so frightened that he couldn't hold back his urine, how could he dare to run around?
After Wang Guixiang barked several times, the dog didn't move. In desperation, Wang Guixiang tied the rope and dragged the dog away...
Looking at this scene, many people thought it was funny, but when they saw this monk, they immediately became angry.
Fangzheng didn't care about them, he said with a smile: "Everyone, save the video, it will be useful in the future."
"Don't worry, we promise to help you become famous!" the shop owner hummed.
Fangzheng didn't take it seriously, smiled, turned and left.
"Master, just leave like this? You don't suit your style!" Xianyu shouted.
Fangzheng chuckled and said, "Who said we're leaving? Find a place to pick you up!"
"Uh, what do you mean?" Xianyu was stunned.
The next moment, a red light descended from the sky, and as soon as the person landed, he shouted: "Master, you suddenly restored my supernatural powers, but something is wrong?"
Fangzheng nodded and said, "It's nothing to tell you, the main thing is to let you bring your senior brother here."
"Ask senior brother to come over? He is most reluctant to go down the mountain, can he come down?" Hong Haier asked in surprise.
Fangzheng smiled and said, "Tell him that if he won't go down the mountain, if he starves him for a month, he will definitely come down. Remember, it's easy to talk and negotiate. Our monastery doesn't promote hegemony, it's especially democratic."
Red Boy rolled his eyes and flew back to One Finger Temple.
"Democracy? Democracy, uncle! Is he out of money again? No food? Is this the prelude to dog stew?" The roar of a lone wolf came from One Finger Temple.
"Brother, I support your rebellion, why don't you go." Monkey said calmly.
The lone wolf chuckled and said, "You are supporting me to starve to death, so don't grab food from you guys? Good idea, fourth junior brother, let's go!"
"What are you going to do?" Red Boy asked.
"Look for Thief Bald! I have a hunch that I'm going to starve again today..." Lone Wolf wailed and was taken away by Red Boy.
Watching the red light go away, the monkey sighed.
Squirrel asked curiously, "Junior brother, what's wrong?"
The monkey shook his head and said, "Nowadays, when fools talk about eating, they become smarter. The society is not easy to mess with..."
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Not long after, Hong Haier brought the lone wolf to find Fangzheng, and asked with a puzzled look, "Master, why did you call senior brother here?"
The lone wolf also asked: "Yes, I'm fine on the mountain, what are you doing down here?"
Fangzheng smiled slightly and said, "It's okay. I saw that people in the city seem to like walking their dogs. As a teacher, I also follow the trend, follow the trend, and try to walk the dog."
When Lone Wolf heard this, his eyes widened and he shouted, "Master, I am a wolf, not a dog!"
Fangzheng said: "It doesn't matter if you are a wolf or a dog, anyway, the ancestors are all the same, and there is not much difference in appearance. I don't have a dog as a teacher, so I can only sneak you!"
The lone wolf shouted: "Objection! Protest! Master, I am such a mighty and domineering wolf, you treat me like a dog? I protest!"
Fangzheng slapped him directly, and said, "The protest is invalid. Of course, if you go on a hunger strike to protest, you can consider changing it as a teacher."
When Lone Wolf heard this, he quickly stuck out his tongue, wagged his tail, and asked, "Master, do you look like me?"
Fangzheng gave a thumbs up and said, "That's right, don't be so sharp in your eyes, be a little more silly, and smile."
Lone wolf cooperates to do...
On the other side, Xianyu shook his head and said, "Hey, what a wolf, he was trained to be a dog by the master."
Honghaier said: "Why are you talking about this? I think I was the majestic King of the Mountain back then, but now I am also a little novice?"
Xianyu nodded and said: "That's right, I was also a Buddha who sat down on Xianyu back then, and now I'm a fish-powered motorcycle... Hey... There is nothing more unsatisfactory in life than meeting an unreliable bald thief! "
"It makes sense!" Red Boy said.
As the two sang together, Fangzheng over there had already finished training the lone wolf.
"Jing Xin, you can go back now if you have nothing to do. There are only Jing Kuan and Jing Zhen in the monastery. I'm still a little worried as a teacher." Fang Zheng said.
The red boy rolled his eyes and was upset for a while, but what Fang Zheng said made sense, monkeys and squirrels have been strengthened, but who knows what will appear in the mountains... What if there are hunters? What about a group of unreasonable people? That was no small trouble.
So Honghaier flew away unwillingly.
Fangzheng wrapped the salted fish again, carried it on his back, and then whispered something in Lone Wolf's ear...
Lone Wolf was stunned, and shouted: "Master, you are too bad!"
Fangzheng raised his hand and said with a slap: "What is bad? As a teacher, this is called a crossing dog! Crossing people! Crossing the world! Great merit, understand?"
"I don't understand... With my wolf quality, I can't do this kind of thing. Master, you misunderstood the wolf." The lone wolf shook his head.
Fangzheng said: "You have to understand even if you don't know it. It's right to believe in the authority. Do it hard and have extra meals at night. Of course, if you don't do it..."
"Master, your eyes are so good, you can tell what kind of wolf I am at a glance, do it!" The lone wolf shrank immediately.
Fangzheng felt helpless for a while, he had to coerce and lure his disciples to do something, this team is not easy to lead...
Wang Guixiang's only hobby is walking the dog... The family dog is very close to her, not to mention surpassing her parents, but she also treats her like a member of the family.
Going downstairs to quarrel today made her very unhappy, but the monk made her feel that there is still love in the world, and people are still open to dogs...
As a result, she felt much better again.
Wang Guixiang watched her puppy running around, kicking flowers, stepping on grass, having a great time playing, and her mood improved even more.
In particular, when I saw my dog's cute legs and legs, it splashed urine, and its tail turned into a pile of shit, I felt very comfortable, and muttered: "Baby is so good, you know how to shit and pee outside, come back!" It's clean when you're home!"
The dog didn't know if it understood, anyway, it continued to run after pulling it, and moved up to people when it saw it, scaring passers-by to go around one after another, glaring one by one.
It's a pity that Wang Guixiang didn't seem to see it, even if he did, he curled his lips and said: "You are so big, why are you still afraid of dogs? Have you died on a live pig for decades?"
Those who heard this were even more angry. Unfortunately, Wang Guixiang ignored everyone's anger at all. Her principle was that everything was fine if she and the dog were happy, and what did other people have to do with her?