The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1487 This Road Is Blocked?

Xizi said, "Xu Nian, what are you yelling about?"

Xu Nian spat out the blood in his mouth and said, "Damn, what's wrong with me? If you all let me out, my beating is not for nothing? As soon as the two old dogs talk, you have to kick me out... Since there is no future, I won’t hang out with you anymore, what can I say? We are counterfeit wine! They made counterfeit wine before, and even drank it to death!”

As soon as this remark came out, Xizi was furious, and shouted, "What the hell are you talking about?"

The second uncle scolded angrily: "You little bastard, don't talk nonsense!"

The third uncle followed, "Believe it or not, I'll kill you?"

The policeman hurriedly said, "Cuff it!"

Then Xizi and the others were immediately handcuffed, and the police took Xu Nian to a police car alone.

Before getting into the car, Xu Nian was still laughing; "Hey, I haven't come for the batch that drank the dead! But I know about this, you're done!"

The faces of Xizi, Second Uncle, and Third Uncle suddenly turned deathly gray...

At this time, Xiao Qin shouted: "I expose, I report, can the sentence be commuted?"

When Xizi heard this, her face turned pale, knowing that this time it was really over.

...

Xizi and his group were taken away by the police. Fangzheng didn't know the details, but he believed that these guys might spend the rest of their lives in jail for a while.

Fangzheng was walking out when he heard two policemen say: "The person who reported the case said that there was industrial alcohol in the trash can. I searched all the trash cans in the village, and there were only some empty bottles... It's really strange."

"Are you still weird? I feel like I'm going crazy. There's a broken old car at the entrance of the village. That thing can move by itself, don't you believe it?"

"impossible!"

"I also think it's impossible. I guess I've been working too much overtime recently, and I'm hallucinating..."

"Probably also..."

...

When Fangzheng heard it, classic cars can move by themselves?

Is this guy on his way?

Where did they get the money?

It can't be stolen, right?

Fangzheng became a little anxious after thinking about it, so he hurried out to check, only to see the lights of the old car flashing randomly, and the horn beeping from time to time.

Fangzheng went over and asked, "Broken car, what's going on? What are you yelling about?"

As soon as Xianyu heard that Fang Zheng had returned, he quickly recovered from the state of pretending to be dead in the passenger seat, and sighed, "Stop talking, get in the car, this guy drank too much..."

"What?" Fangzheng was confused, did he drink too much? How much can the car drink?

Xianyu explained what happened: "At the beginning, he was a little trembling when talking, and then he became a little hyperactive, moving from time to time. Just now a policeman came over to look through the trash can, and this broken car moved a little bit. After a while, the policeman got a little nervous. Master, this place can’t stay anymore, let’s go quickly... This is a three-none scrap car with no license, no license, and no license plate. If we really get caught It’s going to be a big problem.”

Fangzheng nodded helplessly, and patted the steering wheel of the broken car.

"What are you doing?! What's the matter? Another bottle!" shouted the broken car.

Fangzheng looked at the scale of the fuel tank, good guy, it's full! No wonder the car is so drunk.

Shaking his head helplessly, Fangzheng said, "Can the broken car still be driven?"

"Drive? Haha... You look down on me, don't you? Let me drive it for you!" While the broken car was talking, the engine rumbled like that tractor, and puffs of black smoke came out...

Fangzheng grabbed the salted fish subconsciously, and said, "If it sparks, spray water!"

Salted fish nodded along...

As a result, the broken car shouted at the next moment: "Let's go! Wow... roar!"

The broken car rushed out in an instant, took a sharp turn and rushed onto the road, and then drove away all the way...

Fangzheng watched the pointer on the speedometer go up all the way, 60, 90, 120, 180, it's full!

But the car is still accelerating!

"Slow down, slow down!" Fang Zheng shouted.

"Wahhahaha... I'm driving, don't worry, as long as I'm on the ground, I'm the fastest! Haha..." The broken car is still going fast while laughing!

At the same time, the car twisted its buttocks from time to time, and almost turned over several times!

At the critical moment, Fangzheng stomped his feet and used all his force to push back the car that was about to roll over...

Later, I simply ran away and sat in the back row, vomited, and followed the change to prevent the car from overturning!

Fortunately, although the broken car was racing fast and even swayed a little bit, it was always able to avoid pedestrians and other vehicles in the first place, and went all the way so fast that nothing happened.

It's just that Fangzheng and Xianyu suffered a lot. Fortunately, Fangzheng's nerves were tense along the way, and Xianyu vomited badly...

About three hours later, the broken car seemed to have sobered up, and the speed began to drop...

Xianyu saw it, lay down directly on the back, stuck out his tongue and said, "Master...I feel like I'm going to pass away soon."

Fangzheng nodded and said, "Come on, passed away, I will have something to eat for my teacher tonight."

Salted fish: "What to eat?"

"I burned the car to roast the salted fish..." Fang Zheng said.

broken car;"……"

Salted fish: "..."

"Master, I... can't blame me, it's the alcohol that Xianyu gave me." The broken car said aggrieved.

Xianyu said: "Didn't you run out of gas? How can I take you away if I don't pour you some alcohol? Shall I drag you?"

Broken Car: "Yes."

Xianyu: "That's a good idea! Master, although the broken car doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, depending on the situation, he can start it even after drinking alcohol. I think, in the future, give him less alcohol every time, just control the level. "

The broken car said angrily: "No! I am a car, I want to drink gasoline!"

Fangzheng nodded slightly...

Broken Lane: "The master is still wise."

Xianyu pouted and said, "Master, gasoline is so expensive...the most expensive gasoline in the world is here. Alcohol is cheap, industrial alcohol, you can buy a big barrel for a little money, how long will it last!"

The broken car hummed: "Master will never listen to your nonsense!"

Fangzheng said flatly: "What Xianyu said makes sense..."

broken car:"……"

Broken Lane: "Master, how poor are you guys? You can't afford food, you're sitting in a car, and you don't want to gas..."

Xianyu laughed and said, "It's even poorer than you imagined."

Broken car: "...I can't run anymore, it's over, I can't run anymore, oops...it's parked."

The broken car really stopped while talking, and didn't move.

Xianyu said: "Master, this car is playing tricks on us, what should we do?"

Fangzheng said, "What do you think?"

"There were two bottles of alcohol left before, and if we poured them together, he should be able to run." Xianyu said.

Fangzheng said: "It makes sense, let's go."

Xianyu immediately got out of the car with the wine bottle...

The broken car looked at it and shouted: "Don't...don't do this! My tires are soft after drinking, I can't drink any more! Hiccup...it's really coming..."

Xianyu got into the car and said with a smile, "It's poured in."

Fangzheng nodded. Only then did Fangzheng realize that the road ahead was actually blocked...

In this way, Fangzheng could no longer be an invisible party, so he lost his supernatural powers, poked his head out, and shouted: "Benefactor, is this road blocked?"

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