My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 38 “Biu Biu” “BOOM”

It stands to reason that the two-on-three team should be from both sides, and you come and go to contact each other on the field, but Chen Fang has been targeted by Jimo Wenren from the beginning to now, and he was beaten to death.

The other two sisters didn't know if they couldn't bear to fight against the two little guys or something, they only caught Chen Fang and beat him hard, while the two teammates on his side, Ya Ya could only clap their hands and shout cheers except for the whole pile of fruits , Yiyi was silent and didn't know what she was doing, Chen Fang wanted to die.

"Yiyi, I can't stand it anymore."

Used together with the casting and changing clothes, Chen Fang's mental power and elemental energy are consumed very quickly, and he can resist the attacks of two awakened people who are two levels higher than him so far, which is considered very good.

"Uncle, do you want me to help you?" Ya Ya asked.

"Help, if you don't help uncle, I'll kneel down." Chen Fangge shouted hastily, blocking Wenren's attack.

"Sister, Yaya is going to help uncle." Yaya said to Yiyi who was trying to realize the crystal energy cannon.

"Well, remember not to use thorns, and don't have fire." Yiyi said.

"Okay, Uncle, I'm here."

After Yaya put the fruit at her feet into a pair of small apron pockets, she bouncingly approached the battle ring, and she was dressed in a rabbit outfit, just like a lively little rabbit.

Ya Ya stopped outside the battle circle between Chen Fang and the literati, reached out and took out an apple, threw it at the feet of the two, and then jumped away happily.

"???"

Yaya, when you said you came to help, did you just throw an apple? Are you going to let the other person step on it and fall? Chen Fang was speechless.

No, Yaya's fruit is fried...

"BOOM"

The apple that rolled between Chen Fang and Wen Ren swelled and exploded in a very short period of time, and the violent shock wave instantly overturned Chen Fang and Wen Ren.

The power of the apple bomb was limited by Ya Ya, and only produced a shock wave, so there was nothing wrong with it except that Chen Fang fell over, and the same person was not injured.

"It's fun, let's have another banana."

Yaya thought it was very interesting, took out a banana and threw it at Wenren.

Although Wenren was overturned by the shock wave caused by the apple bomb just now, she still didn't care about the flying bananas, and raised her gun to shoot at the bananas in mid-air. As a result, amidst a huge explosion, she irresistibly Blown away by the shock wave.

Taking advantage of his illness to kill him, Chen Fang would definitely not let go of this opportunity. He rushed up and tried to attack Wenren who was blown into the air, but the bad thing was, due to the speed limit of virtue reloading, when he rushed to the position , Wenren had already adjusted his posture in the air, and also replaced his hand with a longbow with arrows in his hand. Jimo on the other side could not make Chen Fang happy, and two moon wheels cut towards him in an arc.

I really want the charging skills of the warriors in the game. With such a good opportunity, Chen Fang is helpless.

Chen Fangcorruption rushed forward and fell into the situation of being flanked by others. With his current state, he could withstand the attack of one of them, but he couldn't block the attack of the other.

"BOOM"

At the moment of crisis, Yaya's bomb did a great job. An unknown fruit exploded between Chen Fang and the two attacks. dilemma.

"Uncle, get back behind me with Yaya, I'm going to attack."

As soon as Chen Fang got up from the ground, he heard Yiyi's cry. He turned around and was startled. There were four huge gun barrels behind Yiyi, and he was holding two Gatlings that started to rotate.

I'll go, loli plus cannon.

Chen Fang hurriedly ran to Yaya, picked her up and ran away, and retreated behind Yiyi.

"Sister, what is that?" Wenren came to Jimo and asked, looking at the weapon beside Yiyi.

"It's a bit like a core energy cannon, but it shouldn't be. The weapon in her hand looks very violent, but be prepared, she is going to attack." Jimo said.

As soon as the voice on Jimo's side fell, Yiyi's cannon started to roar, and four thick beams of energy shot out from the muzzle and shot at the positions where Jimo and Wenren were, while the Gatling in her hand began to spit beam bullets continuously , covering the front like a shower.

"Star Curtain."

Jimo hastily activated the Star Emblem, and after the glow, a semi-circular shield with iridescent bubbles appeared on the surface, protecting himself and the people around him, blocking all attacks of Yiyi.

After the huge energy beam hit the shield, it caused four water-like ripples to be resolved, and the next Gatling barrage hit the shield continuously, like a pond on a rainy day, densely packed small ripples.

"Wenren, get ready, my shield may not last long."

In order to maintain the shield, Jimo kept inputting elemental energy, but the dense beam bullets wore down her defensive shield little by little, and she might exhaust all the elemental energy if it continued.

I underestimate people, I didn't expect to have such strength at such a young age, maybe I can really form a team with them.

Yiyi's performance was outstanding. Although it took a long time to prepare, her stormy attack was really amazing.

Standing aside, Chen Fang was very proud to watch Yiyi show off her power. This is my baby, so amazing.

It was obviously impossible for Chen Fangqian to stand and do nothing. He didn't see Yaya and would take out some plump fruits from time to time, roll them from the ground to the front of the shield and detonate them. Every time, the shield would flicker.

So he also cameo as a long-range unit. It is obviously inappropriate to consume too much powerful long-range skills in his skills, but it is quite suitable to have a skill that he has never used.

"Biu, Biu Biu, Biu Biu!"

Chen Fang raised his hand and pointed it like a gun, simulating the sound of bullets shooting in his mouth, and saw colorful light bullets fired from his fingers, shooting towards the front shield.

You read that right, the state in which this skill is cast is the famous scene that appeared in the shootout between children when we were young, commonly known as the mouth gun.

The one with a sharp mouth and a lot of saliva and a long breath is a machine gun; the one with a bad mouth and a bad breath can only be a shell gun.

At that time, the sound was still "da da da", but after watching Star Wars, it evolved into "Biu Biu Biu" which simulates a beam gun.

Pistol "BiuBiu" bullet: Ah, that was my lost childhood; consumes a small amount of elemental energy to shoot, and can add elemental properties.

Limited ammunition: The number of bullets depends on the element energy remaining in the body to determine the upper limit.

Burst: The rate of fire depends on how often you touch your upper and lower mouth.

Revolver: Gather six powerful bullets, only for left hand use.

Overheating: This skill will cause dry mouth and may cause tingling of lips and other phenomena.

Gunpowder smoke: Gunpowder smoke is produced by overheating of the muzzle, blow it out in time, otherwise it may cause onychomycosis.

How to use: And refer to it as a gun.

Password: pistol: Biu; revolver, bang.

A person with a sharp tongue in this skill can also shoot a hail of bullets, but Chen Fang can't do it for the time being. At most, he can only think of Marco Polo in a certain glory, like Marco Polo at the first level, with two or three bullets per second.

Chen Fang's hands were guns, and he assumed the same attacking posture as Marco Polo, with saliva flying across his mouth, and the pistol kept shooting bullets. The posture looked good, but the effect was really unbearable to witness. The bullet hit Jimo's shield, Like rubber bullets hitting a concrete slab, they bounced off one by one.

And he stood with Yiyi, a loli with long guns and cannons, the picture was not too eye-catching.

The old man has been watching this competition from the side. The front one is okay, and he is a little satisfied with Chen Fang's defense. It can be seen that when Chen Fang started to attack with a pistol, he wished he could slap this kid to death. It's so embarrassing.

Ya Ya didn't drop the bomb at this time, she stood beside Chen Fang and looked up curiously, thinking that it was amazing that the uncle was playing tricks and shooting bullets out of his fingers.

"Uncle, can you teach Yaya how to shoot bean duck like you?" Yaya said.

beans? Well, the bullets fired by this skill do look like bigger beans. Looking at the bullet bounced off by the shield, Chen Fang felt that his behavior seemed rather stupid, no, I don't want to lose face.

Condensed bullets, loaded with left hand.

"boom."

A shuttle-shaped light bullet that was different from the previous bean shot out, hit the shield at an extremely fast speed and exploded, directly blasting a hole in its surface, but it was quickly repaired by Jimo.

Looking at it, Chen Fang felt that the power was impressive, and he fired five shots in a row, causing an obvious explosion effect, but Jimo still resisted it.

Xu, it's really a little weak, and the mouth is still a little numb. The six bullets almost completely consumed the elemental energy in Chen Fang's body. He felt that if he didn't disarm, he might faint.

Chen Fang has slowed down after the virtue reloading faded away. It has only been three or four minutes since the start of the battle. Due to the excessive consumption of elemental energy, he is now reduced to a cheerleader who can only shout 666 for Yiyi.

Is Yiyi good enough? That was quite powerful, Jimo and Wenren couldn't get out of the protective shield when they were pressed by one person.

But even if Yiyi was working hard, her own elemental energy still couldn't last for too long. After a minute, the guns she summoned disappeared, just like Chen Fang, they lost their fighting power.

Now on Chen Fang's side, only Ya Ya, the little loli who didn't consume much energy, was left.

"How about we surrender." Chen Fang asked Yiyi Yaya for advice when he saw the two people who had removed their shields.

"No, Yaya hasn't really fought yet." Yaya refused.

Chen Fang looked at Xiao Douding, speechless.

"You little guy, there are two adults on the opposite side, how can you beat it?" Chen Fang said with a headache.

"No, Yaya is going to defeat them now."

After Yaya finished speaking, she babbled and rushed up, accidentally fell on the ground on the road, Gulu flipped a somersault, got up quickly, wiped her face, and continued to rush over.

"Sister, it's almost there. I think their strength is good, so let's form a team with them." Wenren said.

"Well, that big little girl has a lot of potential. If you make up for the lack of elemental energy, she can become a strong firepower. Her uncle can resist a lot of our attacks, which is surprising. It's also a matter of energy. .”

Jimo recognized Chen Fang and Yiyi. As for Yaya, he didn't observe much during the battle, so he can't comment for now.

"Oh, my little cutie is so charming in wrestling."

Wenren saw Ya Ya fall flat and even somersaulted, and was so cute that he folded his hands on his chest, and his eyes showed obsession.

"Yeah, Yaya wants to beat you." Yaya stood five meters in front of Jimo Wenren, with one hand on his hips and the other pointed at the two of them.

"Oh, sister, I'm dying, go ahead, don't hurt the cutie." Wenren knelt down in Yaya's sprouting state.

"I'll make a move? This..." Jimo can't make a move. She is not as obsessed with cute things as Wenren, but she also likes them very much, okay?

"Little sister, let's stop fighting." Jimo said.

"No, if I don't fight, how can I defeat you." Yaya shook her head.

Seeing Yaya's resolute refusal, Jimo felt helpless, so he had no choice but to use the star emblem to release a very small energy meteor, which hit Yaya.

This meteor is very slow, approaching Ya Ya leisurely, this kind of speedless thing is easy to be avoided, but Ya Ya is a child who is curious about everything, she thinks this meteor is very beautiful, so she keeps Staring at it, his little head was smashed right on.

No matter how small the power of the energy meteor is, it still hurts to hit people, so Yaya cried, crying loudly, and while crying, she took out a huge black fruit with a white skull pattern on the surface and threw it out.

"I'll go, don't lose Ya Ya."

The old man on the side saw Yaya take out such a thing, he was so shocked that he swears, when he saw Yaya throwing it out, he immediately turned into a phantom and appeared in front of Yaya all of a sudden. After picking up the little guy, he quickly retreated in front of Yiyi, blocked them with his body, and shouted, "Defend quickly."

The fruit was very big, and Yaya was not thrown very far. Jimo didn't care at first, just wanted to apologize to Yaya, but when the old man rushed out to take Yaya away and gave a loud warning, she felt something was wrong, and immediately opened the shield, And Wenren subconsciously raised his shield and stood in front of Jimo.

The moment after everyone reacted, the fruit bomb exploded, and a mushroom cloud rose from the ground. The huge roar resounded through the sky, and the tumbling air wave swept everyone away, and at the same time razed the training ground to the ground.

After the explosion, Chen Fang was lying on the ground with dizziness and tinnitus. He couldn't get up for a while. Looking at the stars in the night sky, Chen Fang kept thinking about several problems.

who I am? where am I? What are you doing?

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