My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 49 Bomb Little Lolita

Chen Fang broke through the city gate alone and rushed into the city. Twenty minutes had passed since the mission time, and now he only had ten minutes left to use to find his teammates.

After entering the city gate, there were many dead souls on the avenue facing the city gate. Chen Fang didn't have time to stop and walk around slowly, so he could only take advantage of the momentum and rushed into the pile of dead souls.

Hands up and down with a knife, although the energy of the light element, which has no evolutionary characteristics, has no obvious restraint on undead creatures, but the effect is more significant than other elements.

The souls of the dead are not strong, generally at the beginning level, Chen Fang rides an electric bike, and has a great advantage in speed, even if he attracts a lot of souls to follow him, he is still not afraid.

After the city gate was broken open, undead beasts from outside the city poured in, which had never happened before.

After Chen Fang shook off the undead souls behind them, they returned to their original positions, just in time to meet the undead beasts rushing in, and the two began to fight, but it was obvious that the single undead souls were not the opponents of these undead beasts, and they were killed within a round. The undead beast tore up and devoured the fire of the soul.

Fortunately, there are so many undead souls, the undead beasts really can't break through for a while, and then spread into the city.

Chen Fang drove his car to look for Yiyi Yaya in the streets and alleys, but five minutes later, there was still no trace, and he became more and more anxious.

"boom."

There was the sound of an explosion in the distance, and when he looked up, he could still see the dust rising from the collapse of the building. Chen Fang rushed there immediately, regardless of whether it was the explosion caused by Ya Ya.

"You bad silver, Yaya is angry."

Today, Ya Ya, who is dressed as a panda, stood on a ruin, holding a green bamboo in her hand, pointing down to the five angry people surrounding her and shouting.

Yaya was really angry, she was just looking for her sisters and uncles, when she passed by a box on the side of the road, she picked up a sign, but was chased by many bad guys, and even hacked her with the sword in her hand. It's not that there are many obstacles nearby, she is small and clever, and she must have been hit by Bad Silver when she slid around.

Although Ya Ya was not chased by anyone, but the other party had a lot of people and forced her to a corner. Seeing that she was about to be attacked, Ya Ya lost her temper, took out several plant bombs, and forced her to dismantle them. The wall in front of her was blocked, and then the house where the wall was located collapsed. Ya Ya relied on her nimble skills to climb up and looked at the people surrounding her below.

"Little kid, give us the sign in your hand, and we'll let you go, or we won't be polite to you." Said the most fierce-looking burly man among the five.

"Huh, why did you give Yaya's things to you? Yaya is angry, and Yaya wants to blow up your shit." Yaya took out a durian bomb and was about to throw it.

"Hehe, come on, don't think that we won't do it because we are children."

The five of them didn't pay attention to the little guy in front of them. This little guy who didn't seem to be seven years old was so powerful. They climbed the ruins and forced towards Yaya.

"Fuck you guys."

After Yaya dropped the durian bomb on the five people directly below her, she grew more.

"Boom."

The durian bomb exploded near the five people, and a yellow gas rolled out with the air waves, covering the five people and a large area around them, and at the same time, the sharp thorns on the fruit shell shot out and pierced in all directions.

"ah."

"It stinks! I can't breathe."

"Something shot me through the leg."

"Zha, what's wrong with you?"

"Get out of here, Zaha is dead."

With the explosion of the durian bomb, the five people were injured to varying degrees. Fortunately, they were unable to breathe because of the yellow stench. Unfortunately, they were pierced through their thighs by the spikes, and even more unfortunate, they were pierced into their temples by the spikes. , got a bento on the spot.

"Damn it, I'm going to kill you."

The big man looked at the unlucky ghost lying motionless on the ruins after the yellow smoke dissipated with red eyes, and then rushed up the ruins again, but after he rushed up, Yaya had already run to the open space under the ruins.

"Uh." Ya Ya stuck out her tongue at the big man making a face.

"Follow me, and take the little devil's body to pieces to avenge Zaha."

The big man was so annoyed by Yaya's grimace, she immediately beckoned the other three to follow.

Seeing that the four of them rushed down and didn't run away, Yaya just looked at her, with joy in her eyes and expressions no matter what she looked at.

The big man didn't care about Yaya and didn't run away, he just wanted to kill her now.

Four people jumped down from the ruins, one of them stepped on a gray flat surface with thorns before jumping twice, and then the explosion sounded, he was thrown into the air, and then fell hard to the ground On, there is no life.

If you look carefully, you can see that his lower body is densely covered with many spikes, especially the crotch and ass, which are almost rotten and horrible.

Another one of the four died. This is just the beginning. When Yaya came down from the ruins, she dropped more than one plant bomb. After one exploded, she detonated the other plant bombs, and the ruins were suddenly exploded. The fire was covered, and the rising smoke almost covered the area within ten meters. At the same time, with the screams, people were blown out from time to time and fell five meters away.

"Hmph, let's see if you still dare to bully Yaya."

Looking at the motionless person on the ground, Ya Ya was very proud.

The concept of death is really incomprehensible to a child of Yaya's age. She didn't realize that she might have taken someone else's life, so it is dangerous to face a child with a gun, and it is better to face a child with a bomb... Wait for his mother to come.

Seeing that there was no one standing, Yaya turned around and wanted to leave. At this moment, a pile of rubble under the ruins suddenly exploded, and a ragged figure rushed towards her, bumping into her. The two rolled to different directions.

"Wuuu, Yaya hurts so much, Yaya won't cry, Yaya wants to kill the villain."

Unprepared to be hit by a somersault, Yaya climbed up from the ground, tears flowed from her eyes, she wiped her chapped face with her small hands, and was encouraged by herself.

On the other side, that figure also took up the position. It was the fierce-faced man. He was not in a good condition at the moment. There were many bleeding wounds on his body. Some of the wounds showed bones, and his legs were scorched black.

"Little bastard, I didn't expect me to die." The big man had a sinister smile on his face.

"You really can't underestimate children. I didn't expect that a moment of carelessness would kill everyone except me." The big man said.

"Don't come here, be careful I will hit you."

After all, Yaya is a child, and she is a little scared to see a person who is bleeding all over and laughing terribly.

"If I don't kill you today, it's not easy to explain to the people above."

After speaking softly, the big man rushed towards Yaya suddenly, the weapon was blown away and he couldn't find it, but he believed that he could kill the little guy in front of him with one punch.

Seeing the big man rushing towards him, Yaya was a little frightened, but she didn't back away either. She poked forward the bamboo in her hand, and the bamboo instantly turned into a stick against the big man's crotch.

"Aww"

Where did the big man think that Yaya's bamboo would grow longer, he stopped suddenly when he was hit by the bull's-eye, bent over and hugged Dignity, his face was reddened and his eyes stared blankly ahead, and then he was swept into his temple by a green shadow, He fell to the ground curled up, foaming from his mouth.

"Hmph, Ya Ya is very powerful, even my uncle can't beat me." Ya Ya showed a proud expression on his face.

"Tsk tsk, a few useless wastes were actually killed by a little girl who was not a few years old. The people recruited by the regiment this time are really hot chickens."

Just when Yaya was bouncing around and was about to leave, a figure suddenly appeared beside her, kicked her flying and fell to the ground, and then stepped on her head with one foot, and kept grinding her.

"It hurts so much, uncle, where are you? Yaya hurts so much."

Yaya's head was stepped on the ground. Although there was a panda headgear separating her, the pressure on her feet was not a joke. Yaya cried out in pain.

"I really want to stomp you to death, but it's a rare pleasure, so I'll torture you to avenge my new teammates who joined the branch team." A joking voice came from Yayatou.

The thing that stepped on Ya Ya's head was a young man with a handsome appearance, but he had a sick smile on his face, which made him look extraordinarily gloomy.

The young man stepped on Yaya's head and spat at the five people on the ground. When he saw the fierce-faced man's nose trembling slightly, he showed a disgusted expression.

With a flash of his hands, the big man moved his head, and the blood sprayed from his neck splashed on the ground, but he seemed to have done a trivial thing, as if nothing had happened, he took out a handkerchief from his arms and covered his nose.

"It stinks, I hate the smell of blood the most."

Square outside the ruins

While most people were surprised by Chen Fang Chongcheng's aura, Qi Ke noticed a little girl in a certain corner of the screen circling with five adults.

"How could there be such a small girl inside?" Qi Ke whispered to himself, but the pigeons beside him heard it.

"Huh?" The pigeon who was explaining looked at Qi Ke suspiciously.

"A little girl appeared in the arena, and she should be only five or six years old." Qi Ke pointed to the square on the screen that showed the little girl.

"???"

The pigeon looked towards the screen of Qike Shuo, and sure enough, he saw a little girl surrounded by five people in a dead corner.

"Everyone, a little girl wearing a bear costume appeared on the field. She should be the smallest player in the field."

Following the pigeon's voice, the largest screen in the middle of the big screen switched to the little girl.

audience

"This little girl is so cute."

"I really want to rush in and take me home."

"Those five people are so hateful, they actually want to steal the little girl's brand."

"The brand is related to whether to enter the semi-finals, and the competition is inevitable, but it is really unreasonable to find a child to start with."

While everyone was talking, the little girl blew up a building.

"I'm going, another fairy, how did she do it?"

"The fruit in her hand will explode, and a shield will appear when she squats with her head in her arms. It's amazing."

When the little girl killed four people and knocked the fierce-faced man unconscious with a stick, everyone exploded.

"This fierce and cute little girl."

"You're so smart, you know how to plant bombs."

"That big man is so pitiful, look at that face."

"Fantasy, this little girl is so cute, that stick is really smooth."

When the little girl was attacked and fell to the ground, her little head was stepped on the ground, there was an uproar at the scene.

"Despicable, this is the most despicable adventurer I have ever seen."

Qike slapped the table and shouted, he was fascinated by the clever appearance of the little girl, at this time, seeing someone abuse her like this, regardless of whether it was explaining or not, he directly reprimanded.

"That's right, deliberately stepping on people's heads to torture them is too bad." The pigeon was also full of resentment.

Everyone knows that there are good and bad adventurers, and the world of the Awakened is cruel, and everyone understands it, but when it really happens in front of your eyes, it's unbearable, especially when you see a cute little girl being humiliated like this.

Inside the ruins

"Wuuu, uncle is in pain, come and save Yaya."

The little head was constantly being crushed by the soles of the shoes, and Yaya cried more and more in pain, her weak voice was enough to make Tiehan tender, but the f*cking thing was that she couldn't impress the pervert who was stepping on her.

"Yo yo yo, look at this little boy crying, tsk tsk, it's so pitiful, come on, I beg uncle to help you out." The perverted young man put on a pity expression, but he didn't lose his footing.

"You are not my uncle, you go away, pervert." Ya Ya screamed.

The young man was enraged by Ya Ya calling out the word "pervert". He hated people calling him pervert the most, and when his face changed, he wanted to stomp his head off.

At the very moment, a huge thunder ball appeared, and it arrived at his side almost instantly. He didn't even have time to react. He was hit, and was sent flying to a wall fifteen meters away. The ball exploded and a cloud of smoke covered the place.

"Pervert, you are looking for death."

With a roar, a figure crashed into the smoke and dust.

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