My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 30 Hardcore Advertising

Jimo was more concerned about other people's feelings, so he couldn't hold back his smile, but Wenren couldn't bear it anymore.

"Hahaha, my cousin said this scene is super embarrassing."

Wenren has a straightforward personality, he can laugh without holding back, and he almost looks like a fool when he laughs.

This scene was faithfully transmitted by the camera to the live screen, causing a lot of pigs to scream.

"Goddess Wenren is right, the scene is super embarrassing, the most embarrassing scene of the year."

"Nested to drink water, and then burst into tears."

"Proper black history, I don't know how the head of the group will react."

"I almost took a screenshot of that scene just now, and I will use it as an emoticon in the future, hahaha."

"Upstairs sharing, a good person will live a safe life."

"Agreed."

"Kneel and beg."

"The thunder ball just now was really released by this food delivery guy? It's very powerful to miss the severed limb of the giant beast. How could you deliver food?"

"Who knows, but the delivery guy at the Zhanhu Tavern is a tiger. There are so many people at the scene who talk to the goddess without asking."

"Like it, I will do the same if you want, haha."

"Captain Luo Lie stretched out his hands, but the man just walked over, walked over, hahaha, I laughed so hard."

"Can't people just pass by?"

"God is passing by."

"The leader's heart must be broken now."

No matter how happy the audience was, it was a fact that Luo Lie was embarrassed. He withdrew his hand embarrassingly, his old face was a little red.

Who the hell is this? It's so rude, isn't it? If people find out about this in the future, he won't be a big boss anymore. He's almost ashamed to face people.

Fortunately, Jimo still knew a little bit about the world and opened his mouth, "Hello, you should ask the head of the group, he knows more about his members."

The young man was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at the people behind him, and without going any further, he picked up the horn in his hand, and spoke from a distance of several positions, "The hot one is Captain Lie, may I ask the number one in the scale star?" Who is Yishuai, his takeaway has arrived."

"..."

The scene once again fell into a strange silence. In the comics, a crow must fly by.

There was no one to communicate in the live broadcast room for a while. After a brief blank, the barrage almost covered the entire screen, saying everything.

"It's a bunker, this person is a bunker."

"I don't accept the water and soil, so I submit to him."

"This hand is used to show off the trumpet, let's learn another hand."

"He will be beaten, he will be beaten for being so shameless."

"The leader has blue veins on his forehead."

"Is he an idiot? He doesn't even know Captain Luo Lie."

"It's a bit fake. Leader Luo Lie doesn't even know him, so let's just pretend."

"The above is too much, and it's not gold coins. You think everyone knows it."

"That is, think before speaking, so as not to expose your IQ."

"The scene is a little out of control, what should I do?"

"He pretended to catch everyone by surprise."

"The governor of the city, someone is pretending to be compared, the scene can't stand it, hurry up and come to the town."

"This person obviously doesn't want to leave the goddess's side. He is not far or close, so he uses the loudspeaker to shout."

"The truth ahead."

"At first I thought it was a martial arts drama, but then I thought it was a tragedy, but it turned out to be a comedy."

"Where is this takeaway? I'm going to meet this little brother, it suits my appetite."

"Go together, go together."

The joy of the audience is based on other people's embarrassment, and the youth's operation undoubtedly made Luo Lie the one who made the embarrassment.

Fortunately, as a big boss, I have never experienced any scenes. A thick skin is the most indispensable in social situations, and Luo Lie can still hold it.

"Little brother, I am Luo Lie. Thank you for your help just now. Without your help, the situation will become very dangerous." Luo Lie thanked him sincerely.

Hearing what Luo Lie said, the young man was stunned for a moment, then seemed to recall something, he trotted all the way to Luo Lie's side with his horn in hand and said shyly, "No need to thank you, it's just a matter of convenience, but to be honest, the skill just now needs to be consumed One gold coin, you can reimburse me."

Luo Lie and the few people around him felt that the young man's speech was harsh, of course it wasn't because the young man said anything bad, but because he was so close to him, and he was speaking with a trumpet, could it not be harsh.

"I said, can you turn off the loudspeaker? If we are so close and still use it to talk, we will be deaf if we are not deaf." Mundo patted the young man's shoulder and said.

"Hey, sorry, I forgot."

The young man embarrassedly put down the speaker and turned it off with his hands. Perhaps he pressed the wrong button, and the speaker automatically played a piece of music and then played a voice.

"Some broken objects and licenses are sold and confiscated, and the price of relics and scraps is favorable."

"The person who repairs the phone and repairs the mobile phone, and the shipping and copying work."

After this voice was played, the young man pretended to be in a hurry and turned off the speaker, and the scene finally became quiet.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I made a mistake in the operation, this is only a part-time job, life is difficult, I have two children to raise, hehe," the young man said sincerely.

I'll go, I believe you are a ghost, how long does it take to play the speaker once, how long does it take you to find a button, you are mentally retarded when everyone in the audience.

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"I laughed so hard, this can be my laughing point for a year."

"Talent, this advertisement is hard to get."

"There are no birds in the forest, this one is considered a rare species."

"Goddess Wenren laughed and didn't get up after lying down, haha"

"Goddess Jimo didn't hold back, she turned her face away, but her trembling shoulders betrayed her."

"This person has a lot of business, but is it a serious business for the repairman to copy the homework?"

"Can this business really be developed? I doubt it."

"It's not a serious person at first glance, haha."

"Heaven sent Commander Luo Lie to relax. After all, the battle just now was so tense and funny."

"Relax? The leader said that this person caused him more headaches than the giant beast."

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Luo Lie rubbed his sore temples. To be honest, if this young man hadn't been kind to him, he would have let him go as far as he could.

"May I ask your name?" Luo Lie asked after taking a few deep breaths to calm down.

"My name is Chen Fang, you can call me Xiao Chen."

The young man was Chen Fang who took the order from the city of new life and spent three hours driving all the way here.

"Then I'll call you Xiao Chen, Xiao Chen, let's deal with one thing at a time. I'll find you some takeaways first."

After Luo Lie said this to Chen Fang, he asked the people around him, "Who knows who is the most handsome star in Xiao Chen's mouth?"

"I don't know, it's not me." Situ Shu shook his head decisively.

"Not me." Mundo replied.

"not me."

"It's not me, I haven't ordered takeaway before."

The soldiers in the regiment who have been resting around and paying attention here also denied it one after another, who would be so shameless.

"It's me, Captain."

Just when Luo Lie thought he wasn't from the scene, a cool voice said beside him.

Luo Lie looked at Youxi with black lines all over his head, he really didn't expect it to be him, this person who is usually so cool that he didn't even say a few words, would be so sullen about such a shameless nickname, and you said You are the most handsome, have you asked anyone else?

"..."

"You Xi, how confident are you that you have such a nickname." Mondo looked at You Xi with contempt and said.

"Hehe, the regiment is either big or small, or sissy, is it wrong for me to say I'm the most handsome?" You Xi said coolly, scanning the surrounding comrades.

"Who is so big and so rough?" Mundo was angry.

"Who is so sissy?" Situ Shu was annoyed.

"Speak clearly." Everyone.

"You, all of you." You Xi stretched out her fingers and said after sweeping around, with an expression of no fear at all.

Luo Lie felt that his head was so big, he thought that this young man was unreliable, but he didn't expect that there was one cadre lurking in the regiment, no, there were several more, should he rectify the regiment style and strengthen ideological education?

"Xiao Chen, let's put the takeaway here." Luo Lie said to Chen Fang, ignoring the noisy and out of tune person.

"Yes, please sign the form and give a five-star praise by the way."

Chen Fang took out the order and pen and handed it to Luo Lie. He was not afraid of being falsely claimed. Luo Lie saw that he was a boss-level person. How could he be greedy for this? Then he raised his horn to call for the soldiers of the Scales Knights to go directly. Sanbangzi gets takeaway.

When Chen Fang was almost finished, Luo Lie approached Chen Fang again to express his thanks.

"Xiao Chen, I thank you again for your help. If you hadn't missed Andora the glutton's attack just now, I would have been seriously injured, and I might have died on the spot. Without me, the rest of the scene People may die here, and I solemnly thank you."

Luo Li thanked and bowed to Chen Fang with a serious expression, but was let by Chen Fang. Chen Fang didn't want to accept such a solemn etiquette from the boss in full view.

"You thanked me once, and I said it was just a matter of course. By the way, I will reimburse you for one gold coin. I didn't lie to you. That skill just now consumed one gold coin, and I didn't ask for more."

The super-electromagnetic gun needs to consume currency to launch, and the higher the value of the currency, the more powerful it is. Just now Chen Fang made a move but used a gold coin he just got from Yiyi, and now he needs to stop the loss.

"I believe you. I will give you fifty extra gold coins. I only brought the necessary supplies with me when I came out this time. There are only a few gold coins. I am ashamed that it cannot be directly proportional to your help." Luo Lie said a little Said embarrassingly.

"No, don't give me too much. No matter what you say, I won't take more. I'm just helping you. If you want to give me more, what's the point?" Chen Fang shook his head and said.

There is little distinction that should be given to him, and nothing that should not be taken is not pretending to be noble, it is just a principle. Chen Fang is a principled person, um.

After listening to Chen Fang's words, Luo Lie's affection for him increased greatly, so he said, "Since you have said so, Xiao Chen, I won't force you, but I will give you some giant beast meat later, you must accept it, if you want Otherwise, if you don't repay your kindness at all, I won't be able to hold my head up in front of others in the future."

"You can have this, then I will not be polite."

Chen Fang thought it would be okay to take a piece of meat, so he agreed, but he didn't know how rare the meat of the giant beast is. The flesh and blood of the giant beast is rich in extremely high energy, and the nourishing effect is very impressive. Since the giant beast is hard to kill, a palm-sized The piece of meat is worth at least 50 gold coins, which is still a price but no market. Since Luo Lie told Chen Fang that he would give him the meat of a giant beast, of course it cannot be as big as a palm. It is conceivable that although Chen Fang refused a hundred Gold coins, but got more.

Hundreds of people were divided into two groups, one group ate and the other divided the giant beast. Chen Fang got a piece of giant beast meat that was just the size of his delivery box. Full of joy, Chen Fang felt that Luo Lie and his soldiers were really a group of lovely people. People, so pick up the horn and press the button.

"Enchanting, enchanting, special enchanting, 100% success, only fifty copper coins for self-supplied materials, one silver coin for no materials, you can't buy a silver coin, you can't afford it, you can't be fooled, it's worth it."

"Some broken objects and licenses are sold and confiscated, and the price of relics and scraps is favorable."

"The person who repairs the phone and repairs the mobile phone, and the freight forwarder delivers the homework."

The high-pitched voice echoed over the sea of ​​grass. Luo Lie and the others who were eating were looking at Chen Fang with black lines. What kind of monster is this man, can't he take a rest or leave in a clean manner.

Chen Fang doesn't care what others think, it's not a good opportunity to advertise. It looks like the hundreds of people present are rich... A master who has experienced many battles, wouldn't it be great if he was lucky enough to make a few deals , Chen Fang will not give up every opportunity to do business.

Also, the take-out lunch boxes are made of plastic, so when they finish eating and pack them up, where can they sell the waste products, at least twenty or thirty copper coins for a hundred or so, is it another fortune, Chen Fang thought happily.

Putting the loudspeaker on the ground, Chen Fang was sitting quietly on the ground, when suddenly a microphone was pushed to his mouth, almost stuffing it into his throat.

"Hi, I'm Zhou Tian, ​​an observer from the Pingxing Society, can I interview you with a few questions?"

Can I say no? Chen Fang thought to himself.

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