My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 44 Holy Light Mosaic

When Chen Fang said "I hate it, close your eyes" and the black-robed man really had to close his eyes, Chen Fang was actually very panicked. He was afraid that after the black-robed man in front of him regained his control Immediately launch an attack, in his current state, he really can't resist.

But the strange thing is that the man in black robe didn't open his eyes immediately, but looked forward to something strangely.

Chen Fang was so flustered that he didn't pay attention, he kept praying in his heart that Yiyi could hurry up, otherwise he would die a terrible death.

Fortunately, after three seconds, Chen Fang felt a strange force, leading him to disappear in place, and then appeared in an unexpected place.

It is hard to imagine that a ruin can be so high at an altitude of hundreds of meters.

"Wait, let me go, does that skill really have to be dropped from the sky?"

"Ah~~ah!"

Before Chen Fang had any mental preparations, he began to fall rapidly.

a minute ago

Wen Ren took the three jumpers and left the street with three people. After the throttle was turned to the bottom, the powerful three jumpers rushed out of Turtle Dove Town at a speed of flying.

"Yiyi Yaya, aren't you worried about Chen Fang?" Wen Ren asked, looking at the two sitting around her, who were clapping their hands and shouting to hurry up.

"Don't worry, Uncle has a solution, I'll start calling him in a minute." Yiyi didn't look worried at all.

"Summoning?" Wen Ren was very puzzled, summoning people? Just kidding, never heard of it.

A minute is not too long, and at the speed of three jumps after being transformed by the system, he ran about four or five miles.

Yiyi stopped Wenren, and under the curious eyes of her and Jimo, she took out a gold coin and held it in her hand, and shouted, "Wait, I'll call someone, Dad!"

"dad???"

Jimo and Wenren are a little confused, what is Yiyi doing? In this way, Chen Fang can be summoned? And what the hell is dad.

The gold coin in Yiyi's hand turned into stardust and disappeared, and then a golden light contract appeared in front of her, burning from the bottom and finally disappearing.

Then what? What about people? That's it?

Jimo and Wenren looked left and right, but they didn't see where Chen Fangren was.

When they were about to ask Yiyi Yaya, they suddenly felt a sense of oppression on the top of their heads.

When they looked up, they saw a flaming meteor falling towards them. They were so shocked that they immediately picked up the two little guys and prepared to drive away from here.

"No, we're safe here, you see."

Yiyi dodged Jimo's hand, pointing to the protective cover that appeared at some point and enveloped the four of them.

"Is that your uncle?"

Jimo felt relieved for a while, looking at the meteor that was about to hit the ground not far away, and asked indistinctly with the silhouette of a human.

"Yeah." Yiyi nodded.

boom

When the meteor landed, the impact produced a large amount of smoke and dust, and radiated multicolored rays of light, spreading out in a circular circle of more than ten meters. The ground within this range, those flowers, plants and trees, instantly turned into charcoal.

"Clang, clang"

I don't know where the music sounded.

The smoke and dust gradually dissipated, and a naked body appeared in the shape of a meditator. The bald head that could still reflect light in the dusk showed his identity. This was Chen Fang who was called.

"Clang, clang"

The music goes on.

"..."

Yiyi clutched her forehead, Yaya watched curiously.

"Sister, I found out that he is not serious." Wenren whispered in Jimo's ear.

"Yeah." Jimo turned his head with a little red face.

What I am not serious is that my skills are not serious and easy to cut.

Chen Fang was also very helpless, this fell from a height of several hundred meters, he was very panicked, it hurt so much from rubbing against the air, and his pants were burned.

"Why don't you come here and wait for someone to chase you? Put on your clothes quickly, shameless." Wenren spat.

"Wait a minute, your feet are numb, and if you have any clothes, give me a set." Chen Fang looked bitter.

"No, grab some grass to block yourself." Wenren gave Chen Fang a blank look, even if there are clothes, they are women's, and they are still his own, how can I wear them for you.

"Hee hee." Yiyi covered her mouth and smiled.

Jimo did the same, covered his mouth and smiled, charming and charming.

Yaya ran over and stopped in front of Chen Fang, staring curiously at Chen Fang who was still squatting with his big eyes open.

"Go, go to your sister's place, uncle is not wearing any clothes, children don't look at it."

With a look of embarrassment on his face, Chen Fang waved his hand to signal Yaya, who was curious about everything, to go away.

"oh."

Yaya bit her finger and took her back to Yiyi, then said Tongyan Wuji: "Uncle, why is he different from us, there is a mushroom growing on his body, so ugly."

"?"

Yiyi went in without knowing.

"Bah." Wen Ren spat again.

Jimo continued to blush.

"Hurry up, why stay there." Wenren shouted.

what? What am I doing don't you know? I can stand up! The grass around here has been burned long ago. Could it be that I use soil...to pile up a pyramid with some water?

Chen Fang didn't dare to stand, because this stop will be missed.

There is light.

With his back to several people, Chen Fang waved his hand below him, and then a band of light appeared to cover his crotch and buttocks.

This is another skill obtained by Chen Fang after offering sacrifices. It seems useless, but it can be used at certain critical moments. For example, it just works well with the move of justice from heaven, but it is a bit hard to describe. shame.

Vulgar correction: Anti-three vulgarities, start from me. Effect: Blocking, unable to be peeped by any skills, effective for one day, cooling for one natural day; with the following special effects and skills.

Holy Light: A pure light.

Mosaic: A collection of moving color blocks.

Modification: Specify a target area for coverage.

Restrictions: Not valid for pure people.

(PS: Although it is invisible to the eyes, it still cannot stop your wretched imagination.)

The skill comes with two special effects, holy light and mosaic. Choose one of the two. There is no doubt that Chen Fang chose the holy light. At least the holy light is bright, but it is better than the moving mosaic. After all... right.

I gathered some turf and wove it into a grass skirt, and finally there was something in the empty place, that is, the holy light still existed, covering the grass skirt, still eye-catching.

The few people didn't go back the way they came. Chen Fang rode three hops around and came to the dock where the boats were placed. , if it weren't for the four women sitting beside and behind him, he would have wanted to let himself go.

The one docked at Xiaowukou was destroyed, presumably it was the black-robed man who did it, but Chen Fang and the others couldn't be bothered. They found a big tree nearby and chopped it down, and Wenren dug it into a canoe , as long as it doesn't sink when dragged into the river, you can return to the city even if you hold it.

The group of five didn't encounter any trouble on the way back, until Chen Fang came out of the relic Xinsheng City Square, and was taken away by the guards here on charges of immorality.

Jicheng Division

"You are also a resident of Xinsheng City. Can you be more concerned about the influence? Recently, the Adventure Guild has activities, and people from outside the city gather. How decent are you? It makes others think of our city."

"We don't object to any insignificant hobbies, but you'd better limit your behavior in public."

"The city appearance regulations clearly stipulate that except for special occasions, you must not wear clothing that covers less than 35% of your body when you go out."

"Now you are charged with obstructing the appearance of the city, obstructing traffic, and obscenity, and you will be fined one gold coin, and you will be imprisoned until your family members pay the fine and bring your clothes."

"Drag it down, drag it down face down, go up more steps."

After the serious-looking official of the city administration finished speaking, two guards dragged the loveless Chen Fang away, leaving three scratches on the ground.

"Recently, the law and order is not easy to control. There are more people and more perverts." said the guard who tied Chen Fang's handcuffs to the rope.

"Yeah, yesterday I also caught four people who only wore underwear and showed off their muscles on the street." Another guard said.

"I was wronged, my clothes were damaged in the battle." Chen Fang burst into tears.

"Come up the steps." The guard Charming Hui Chen Fang casually reminded him.

"Aww."

prison cell

"clang clang"

The door opened and closed, and a figure was thrown in.

At this time, there were already four big men in the room.

"Yo hey, a fellow-worker."

"Tsk tsk, there is not much meat in the whole body, like a chicken."

"Ashamed to be with him."

"top."

Chen Fang looked up and almost poached his eyes.

I saw four dark-skinned burly men with the same underpants, each posing in different bodybuilding poses, standing side by side under the hanging window, showing well-developed muscles in the light through the window.

"Boy, can you comment on who among us is the most powerful and beautiful." The big man with his pectoralis major sideways asked.

"Yes, you can evaluate it. If we don't like it, I will kill you." The big man with latissimus dorsi stretched forward shrugged his chest muscles and said.

"Don't say that you didn't predict it." The big man with his triceps stretched sideways said something similar to the old saying of flower growers, but the pronunciation was different.

"Top." The man who was stretching his abdominal muscles and thighs choked out a word after half his salary.

Mom, there are monsters here, I want to go back to the earth.

Chen Fang was frightened half to death by these four muscular men with dark, oily skin and bright white teeth.

The two worlds have lived for more than 30 years together, and I have encountered funny love counseling, and I have encountered sluts seeking comfort, but I have never encountered such a muscular man asking for evaluation, what should I do.

Online help, urgent.

"By the way, everyone, I'm sorry I can't make any comments. I'm just an ordinary person. I can see the strength and beauty there." Chen Fang said tremblingly.

"It's not interesting. I thought you were a fellow from the way you dress up, but the light below you is so good that it can actually block my sight." The big man with his pectoralis major muscle stretched on his side said, puffing his chest muscles.

Who is with you, what exactly do you want to see through the holy light.

"It's really good, but the turf is a bit redundant." The big guy with the latissimus dorsi stretched forward seemed to feel that Chen Fang's grass skirt was an eyesore.

More or less is none of your business.

"I want to cover my internal organs," said the big man who stretched his triceps sideways.

Trying to cover up? What's the meaning?

"Top." A man stretching his abs and thighs.

Do you only say such a word?

Yiyi Yaya, come and save Uncle, I don't want to stay here.

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