My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 68

The BUFF of Mouth Pao is very magical. The bombs shot from the mouth are written by the flower planters. Jimo and others can't understand it, but Chen Fang knows it.

After several experiments, Chen Fang found that, in terms of power and explosive effect, the word next to the word fire is the best; in terms of speed, the word riding an electric car is the fastest; in terms of trigger probability, the word with strong emotion is the best.

In order not to teach others badly, Chen Fang only told others that swearing has a high chance of being triggered, that's all.

Occupying the commanding heights in the center, of course you have to do something. It is a good choice to consume the team below first with your mouth.

Three areas, a group of Jimo Wenren, were assigned to the direction of the dense forest; the direction of Yiyi Yaya Stone Bridge; Chen Fang faced the side of the strange beast pit alone.

The mouth cannon BUFF lasts for 30 minutes, and the bomb load is five. After using it, you can eat chicken nuggets to replenish it. Chen Fang puts the spicy chicken among several people for easy access.

Thus, the audience saw the next scene.

A man and four women on the hillside kept shouting, and then blocks that could explode were sprayed out, blasting into the adventure team below the hillside, causing a commotion.

Among them, the most ruthless man is the man. Compared with other people, he is the strongest in terms of the probability and speed of the cube appearing, and whether it is the power or effect of the explosion.

The man stands on the hillside with a compasses posture, with one hand on his hips and the other finger pointing down the hillside. When the two mouths touch up and down, cubes are shot out one after another. After five times, he will pick up the things placed in the shield behind him. Eat, then start to squirt again, and so on.

Chen Fang used the language of his previous life, and the audience couldn't tell what he was shouting, but from his contemptuous expression and sharp tone, it can be guessed that it was not a good thing.

The audience enjoyed watching it, and felt that Chen Fang had the potential of a shrew. He was so angry that he couldn't lift his head, and he had the momentum of scolding the whole street.

Those teams wanted to fight back, but the distance between the two was too far. Although the power of the cube bomb was strong or weak, it was not something that could be resisted by physical strength.

The team is at the bottom of the hillside, the terrain is very unfavorable, and they can't hit them. If they charge up with elemental weapons, they will still be shot down. It wastes energy, which is very unwise. It can only be done if Chen Fang and the others have not exhausted this strange bomb. Before, temporarily dormant, waiting for the opportunity.

Chen Fang stood on the hillside, swearing at the bottom of the mountain in a very unqualified manner, "dry", "fuck" and "day" first, and "funny" followed on an electric car, a group of five characters, a bombardment, Almost burst into tears the members of Fang Fang and Zhao Xiubei who were about to rush up the hill.

What kind of god is this, swearing at the street is accompanied by bombing, let's make some sense, okay, other people spit at most, isn't it a bit too much for you to spray bombs?

Different from Chen Fang's side, the four women's side is relatively plain. If you swear, even if Jimo Wenren blushes, you can only use words such as "disgusting" and "bastard" that don't have much strong emotion, and the chance of triggering it is not high. ; and the two little guys, Yiyi Yaya, didn't know how to swear, "bad silver" and "bad guy" were already derogatory terms they knew, so the explosions in the direction of the four girls were not as intensive as Chen Fang's side.

Well, mouth guns are just for fun to them. If they really want to suppress, they still need to act on their own, so after replenishing the spicy chicken twice, they took out their weapons and attacked the team below.

Seeing that they stopped eating, Chen Fang was so happy to be alone. He really likes the BOFF of talking about it. It doesn't need to consume the elemental energy between the two. Cursing is equivalent to firing.

So he sat on the hillside with the spicy chicken in his arms, spitting while eating, regardless of the numb mouth and the lips that had become the size of a sausage, he kept swearing and teasing the two teams down the hillside.

Because the distance was too far, Zhao Xiubei couldn't even fight back even if he wanted to. Chen Fang alone made them unable to lift their heads. Seeing that the set time was about to pass, Zhao Xiubei was so angry that according to the original plan, they were at this time What was arranged earlier should be activated on it.

"Chen Fang, you are looking for death"

After resisting the explosion and rushing a few steps, Zhao Xiubei looked at Chen Fang who was sitting on the hillside with an increasingly gloomy expression.

"My lord, what should we do now, time is running out." Sirius worried.

"Give me all the dead balloons. You all stand in front and block the explosion. Dead balloons are very fragile. No matter what, you are not allowed to let the explosion reach me." Zhao Xiubei ordered coldly.

"Yes, my lord, willing to give up my life for glory."

The other nine people, including Sirius, did not have any thoughts because of Zhao Xiubei's words. Instead, there was madness in their eyes.

Chen Fangbang was in a good mood, he was so happy that he could not lift his head while pressing down on ten people.

The spicy chicken was consumed very quickly. When there was not much left, nine people lined up at the bottom of the hillside. They activated their weapons and continuously consumed elemental energy. They moved up the hillside under Chen Fang's bombardment.

"What a warrior, are they dying?"

Chen Fang couldn't understand it. The awakened person is not immortal. Once the elemental energy is exhausted, even if the body is stronger than ordinary people, it is easy to die under the attack.

Why do they have to come up with text bombs?

Shouldn't I wait until I'm out of ammo to charge up?

Isn't this sending you to death?

Whatever it is, it's beneficial to us anyway, Chen Fang continued to spray before the spicy chicken was exhausted.

In this way, Fang Fang and other nine people resisted Chen Fang's bombing, and continued to eat the explosion head-on, holding hands against the air waves and relying on perseverance, they moved towards the top of the hill step by step.

"Chen Fang, the team below us is about to rush up." Jimo said.

Since the range of personal attack is not as far as the word bomb, Jimo Wenren can only put down two teams to attack the opponent within the effective attack range, which also causes the opponent to counterattack. After all, Jimo Wenren only has two people, for sure Unable to stop the attacks of the two squads, they soon became a little overwhelmed.

Yiyi Yaya’s side is okay, the two little guys’ attacks basically ignore the distance, Yaya has the power of the raging clothes, as long as you throw it far enough, you can blow it up wherever you throw it, let alone Yiyi, the energy cannon is within a few hundred meters. They are all within range, but the little guy is inexperienced in combat anyway, and the group of people from Shiqiao will rush up soon.

Before the teams from the two areas rushed up, Jimo winked at Wenren, then walked up to Chen Fang and said, "Let's retreat below first, we can't stop us here, wait for them to rush up At that time, we are in danger and will become the target of public criticism."

"All right."

Chen Fang didn't object. At this time, the spicy chicken was also exhausted. Without suppressive firepower, he couldn't stop the rest of the people. If he didn't leave at this time, when the other teams rushed up, they would be rounded up, and their own mouth The numbness in the inside was almost numb, and the lips turned into bananas, so I agreed.

Before Chen Fang backed away, he was very satisfied when he saw that four walls with only five people were blown away.

Compared with the ideological cannonball of the protagonist in the anime, I am still more powerful, Chen Fang is extremely proud.

After Chen Fang retreated, Zhao Xiubei and the others survived until the spring. After paying the price of four people being injured, they were finally able to start implementing the plan without worrying about dead balloons.

"Hurry up, help them follow me, there must be no one left."

Zhao Xiubei stared at Chen Fang's leaving back, wishing to tear him apart, but for the sake of the plan, he had to endure it first, and they rushed up at a faster speed.

After Chen Fang and the others retreated, the people on the other two sides did not rush forward unscrupulously like Zhao Xiubei, but advanced cautiously and slowly, which also allowed Zhao Xiubei and others to reach the top of the mountain one step ahead.

After Zhao Xiubei reached the top of the hillside, he hurriedly took out the dead balloons in his arms. Taking advantage of no one's interference, he secretly dug up a ground that had been secretly marked. After revealing the black hole, he put all the dead balloons into it, and bury it.

"Signal, follow my orders."

Zhao Xiubei heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the dead balloon was placed.

After Zhao Xiubei made the arrangements, after a while, apart from the Ruhuasiyu team that had just retreated, the other three teams also came up.

The first team of Shiqiao, the second team of Dense Forest, and the second team of Alien Beast Pit, together with Chen Fang's side, there are six teams in total.

"There are only three teams in the game in the afternoon. Now there are six teams in total. There are five teams on the top of the mountain, and one team just went down." A middle-aged man walked out of the two small teams in the dense forest. He scanned everyone on the downhill and said. .

"I don't think it's better to eliminate the two teams with incomplete numbers first, and then eliminate the team that has suffered us a lot just now, so that we don't have to fight anymore. If we want to fight, it will be in the afternoon. Fight, how about it?" The middle-aged man smiled and said to the team from Shiqiao and the other team from the dense forest.

However, no one paid any attention to the middle-aged man. After he finished speaking, all the members of the team at Shiqiao walked up behind Zhao Xiubei and looked at him maliciously.

The other team that came out of the dense forest left the top of the hillside and walked up to Jimo under Chen Fang's guarded gaze.

"Miss Jimo, members of the No. 2 Punishment Squad are reporting to you, and are waiting for instructions at the request of the team leader." A mighty burly man walked up to Jimo and saluted.

"This is from the second team, why did you report it to you?" Chen Fang asked Jimo confused.

But Jimo didn't pay attention to Chen Fang at this time. He changed from his usual gentle appearance, shook his head slightly at Chen Fang, walked in front of the big man with indifference and said, "I don't care how you do your business, I don't care. I just want to know how the investigation of the matter I want to ask is going?"

"Returning to Miss Jimo, all the clues point to this place as the leader expected, but they can't confirm their specific implementation steps." The big man said after looking at Yiyi pointedly.

Jimo frowned and fell into thought.

"Hey, what's going on?" Chen Fang approached Wen Ren and asked in a low voice.

"Sister Jimo won't let me talk about it." Wenren looked at Chen Fang with a complicated expression, and when she noticed Yiyi Yaya's equally curious eyes, she couldn't help but said, "Wait to protect the two children, something is going to happen here .”

"An accident, what will happen?" Chen Fang continued to ask.

The hearer didn't answer.

"Are we teammates?" After asking several times, Wen Ren didn't speak again, and Chen Fang complained.

On the hillside, the middle-aged man saw that no one responded to his proposal, so he made himself feel bored, and saw that except for his own team, other teams gathered together, he felt something was wrong and wanted to leave, but Zhao The people from Xiubei stopped him.

"You don't need to go. Participating in this competition is already doomed for you not to leave alive." Zhao Xiubei issued the killing order with a smile on his face.

Then the people behind him rushed out immediately, fighting more and less, and quickly took care of the middle-aged man's team.

"Pull out their eyes and make more sacrifices during the blood sacrifice. I think it will be very happy." Zhao Xiubei said.

As soon as he finished speaking, someone dug out the eyes of the five dead people and held them bloody in their hands.

This scene aroused the panic and anger of the audience, and they cursed one after another. It is a consensus that killing people does not desecrate the corpse, taking revenge and avoiding wives and children. Zhao Xiubei's actions will arouse public outrage, and he will be expelled from the adventure guild and the Federation. Heavily punished.

"Hehe, scold you. While there is still some time, you scold more, or you won't have a chance later." Zhao Xiubei has no scruples, because the church's plan is about to start.

As soon as he finished speaking, a constantly rotating and expanding magic circle appeared under his feet, and then a blood-colored robbery circle suddenly appeared from a small hillside, and began to expand continuously like blowing bubbles.

The inflated Bloody Tribulation Realm passed through the four competition areas, passed through the crowd in the stands, passed through the big arena, and expanded outward very quickly. Looking down from the sky, this Bloody Tribulation Realm expanded to surround It stopped after destroying the entire Newborn City.

"Hahaha, the old glory will be revived today."

"The great gods shall rule the land again."

"The blood sacrifice begins."

Zhao Xiubei stood on the hillside, opened his arms and looked around. Looking at the ignorant audience, he laughed wildly.

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