My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 60 Sailing in the Clouds

When this bomb went down, Chen Fang couldn't imagine that everyone in this lake would be blown up like fish.

It was actually worse than he imagined.

After Yaya exploded, she couldn't listen to anything. The bomb in her hand was thrown into the lake. It didn't make much noise, but it caused a lot of commotion.

The surface of the lake swelled rapidly, and a moment later, a water mushroom rose up, and the explosion brought most of the water into the sky. The power of the bomb Yaya was comparable to a nuclear explosion.

Water mushrooms are called water mushrooms because they are made of water. Yaya’s bomb doesn’t know what it is. What it brings up is not expanding gas, but water. It’s too unscientific. In this world, Chen Fang’s The three views have been rebuilt again and again.

The explosion swept across the entire lake, and everyone present was spared. One moment they were still fighting on the water, and the next moment they were thrown into the air. If they were lucky, they went ashore directly, paralyzed on the shore like a dead fish, doubting their lives; those who were unlucky, Surfing on the top of the mushroom, you may be able to experience the thrill of high-altitude downhill in the next moment.

The three of Chen Fang are sitting in the canoe at the moment, floating on the top of the mushroom to watch the scenery, everything is magnificent from a height of several hundred meters.

Chen Fang was flustered. He couldn't understand why Yaya's bomb had such an effect after it exploded. It was like a cartoon. The mushrooms she planted hadn't been scattered until now.

The current situation is that the top of the water mushroom is filled with a large amount of water, which condenses into a huge water mass, and a large amount of water is constantly being added to the water mass at the mushroom shaft connected to the lake.

Once the energy driving the water upward disappears, the water mass will immediately fall down, roughly the same state as the water drop before it entered the water.

Chen Fang and the others are fine for now, but what will happen next?

The situation of the three of Chen Fang has both good news and bad news.

The good news is that Yaya's bombs did not generate high temperatures, because Chen Fang saw that there were small fish swimming carelessly in the water under them. This is very unscientific, but at least it guaranteed that they would not be boiled .

The bad news is that the water brought up is a bit too much, and it is strangely coagulated and does not disperse. If it is smashed, the power produced is probably no less than another explosion. They may not be able to stand the shock and be half dead.

"Hmph, let's see if you still dare to bully Yaya."

Yaya stood on the boat and looked at her masterpiece proudly.

This unlucky child, who is so good at doing things, is so proud of himself, if the situation is not right, Chen Fang really wants to educate Ya Ya about love.

"What should I do?" Wen Ren asked.

"Maybe it will be like water dripping into the water, and there is no movement unexpectedly, or we will wait until we fall and jump up when we are about to touch the water surface, maybe we won't be hurt." Chen Fang said uncertainly.

In such an unscientific situation, what inertial acceleration is considered? Since the awakening century, physics has been criticized as a pseudoscience. This is really unscientific.

"..."

"you sure."

Wen Ren looked at Chen Fang like a fool, did the water drop into the water and did not move? Are the ripples and multiple bounces that caused it fake?

This is enlarged to the current situation, you are sure that you can jump only once, at least ten times, look at this uneducated look, Wen Ren looks at Chen Fang with contempt.

Well, the lower limit of the IQ of these two people can't be seen, but it seems that at least the upper limit is not high, and the interval between the two should be infinitely close.

The explosion caused by Yaya, no, it should not be called an explosion. After all, it is still in the stage of explosion. There are still two stages of smashing and explosion that have not been shown. Anyway, this scene fell on the screen and made the audience speechless.

They didn't know why such a scene suddenly appeared in a good water battle, and they all exclaimed that this time it was not in vain. As for the safety of the participating adventurers, they said that apart from praying, they can only send flowers afterwards, and there is nothing they can do. .

"I guess it will cool down a lot of people." Pigeon sighed.

"That's right, if this falls down, except for the high-level awakened ones, the middle-level ones will kneel." Qi Ke.

The water cluster stayed in the air for tens of seconds. This violation of the laws of physics is a bit appalling, but it is indeed happening.

During these tens of seconds, Chen Fangwen's brain was running at high speed, trying to find a way to escape, but his brain was more important than his brain, so the last words might be more reliable.

The water mass showed a downward trend, Chen Fangwen panicked, but Yaya was calmly digging something in his pocket.

"Really, your lord is not reliable at all, and you won't be able to handle the big scene."

Looking at the two adults trembling, Ya Ya took out another black plant bomb that was smaller than before with a helpless expression.

"Ya Ya, what are you doing?" Seeing Ya Ya pull out another bomb, Chen Fang almost peed out of fear, and Wenren's face turned pale.

"If you don't blow up the water balls, it will hurt if you fall." Ya Ya looked at Chen Fang innocently.

This is really true, blowing up the water mass, and what will fall will only be rain.

But, Ya Ya, have you ever thought about it, what should the three of us do? If we fall from such a height, no matter how good our posture is when we enter the water, it will be useless.

"Uncle, prepare to hug Ya Ya, and fly so fast later." Ya Ya dropped the bomb and said into Chen Fang's arms.

Chen Fang didn't understand what Yaya said at first, but luckily his IQ was still above the mark, so he understood after a little thought, but his face turned green.

The water mass has nothing to hide. If it explodes in the air, it will become a firework. At the same time, the air wave caused by the explosion will send them to the sky again.

Chen Fang and Wenren looked at each other in blank dismay, the baby was bold, but the adults immediately went to heaven, this is the rhythm of pills.

It didn't take long for the bomb that Yaya dropped into the water mass to explode, and this time the bomb produced a huge gas expansion inside the water mass. When it exploded, the water mass exploded into a rain cloud, covering a radius of hundreds of miles.

The canoes of Chen Fang and the others were blown away, and they rushed forward like a float on the rain clouds. Coupled with the scene of steaming mist, it was like sailing a boat on the clouds.

This is a rare experience, Yaya is happy in Chen Fang's arms.

Chen Fang's expression turned ugly. He realized that the courage he had cultivated by riding a roller coaster before was useless.

Wenren's expression was not good at first, but after a while of getting used to it, she stood on the bow of the canoe and began to shout, as if she was the king of this world.

Shall I hold you up, Ruth?

Chen Fang looked at Wenren's nervous look, and was speechless.

The rain cloud is raining, it is also raining fish, and it is still dropping people and mutated aquatic animals. Fortunately, when the water mass exploded, the height has dropped a lot. Otherwise, after it hit the water surface, it would not be a complete individual, but a body of various colors. Rotten Tomatoes.

The fate was saved, but it was not easy. After sinking to the bottom of the lake with a better posture, the whole body hurts, and when it floated up, it could swim to the shore; It looks like driftwood, obviously passed out, and if it is not saved in time, it will sink again.

The people on the shore watched from the beginning to the end. First, there was a floating and condensed water mass, and then a burst of rain clouds, and then there were things like dumplings falling into the lake. It was terrible. People organized rescue immediately.

Chen Fang's canoe flew over the lake, over the woods, and then into the entrance of the red rift valley. It flew past the station at the entrance of the rift valley, and stood on a stone pillar formed by weathering, with a drop of nearly a hundred.

The three of Chen Fang didn't dare to move for the time being, because the canoe was resting on the top of the stone pillar, just like a seesaw, keeping the center of gravity flat.

"How to get down?" Wenren didn't dare to move.

"Climb down, we can't fly." Chen Fang.

"How do you climb like this now?" Wen Ren asked.

"Yaya can climb down meow." Yaya stood up from Chen Fang's arms and raised her hand.

"Don't make trouble." Chen Fang pressed Yaya back into his arms.

"It would be great if there was a rope." Wenren said.

"Ya Ya has wool meow." Ya Ya said.

"It's hairy." Chen Fang pinched Ya Ya's little face.

The wool is a thread, what we want is a rope, not wool, can it be used to make a sweater? It does get a bit cold up here though.

Chen Fang, who was wet all over, sneezed, causing the canoe to shake, and Wenren and he were so frightened that they hurriedly stabilized.

"So the adults are not reliable at all."

Yaya sighed like an adult, and took out a very large ball of wool from his pocket.

In other words, the small belly pocket on your clothes doesn't have a big hole, how can you take out things that don't fit the size like Doraemon.

"Twisting them together makes them a rope, how stupid meow." Yaya said.

Um, I really didn't think of it for a while.

Ya Ya, you usually look like a bud and have no IQ, are you lying? Uncle was very surprised.

"Chen Fang, how do you usually educate Yaya, she looks so smart." Wenren couldn't help asking.

"Hehe, this child is born smart and can learn everything quickly."

Chen Fang didn't answer the question. How dare he tell Wenren that he has never taught anything except earning money. Isn't this a slap in the face.

Rope weaving is so easy for women, braiding is no different from rope weaving, the tangible and intangible are all pediatrics for them, so the ball of wool quickly becomes a 100-meter-long rope.

Chen Fang felt that the hairball was amazing, it was big, but it was obviously a bit wrong to weave a 100-meter-long rope, but let it be.

The question now is how to use the rope to go down.

"You pull on it, and I will take Yaya down." Wenren said.

Well, this order can only be like this, Chen Fang is thick-skinned and can't go down by himself, leaving a woman on top to pull the rope.

Wenren went down first with Ya Ya in his arms. Chen Fang was pulling the rope thinking about what he would do later, but there was nowhere to tie it.

"I'll give you a long spear. I'll use it to fix it later. I'll call it back when you get down." Wenren poked his head out from below and threw Chen Fang a crystal long spear.

Well, don't think about it now, Chen Fang shrugged.

The process of going down was not difficult. It took the three of them a total of half an hour. When they were walking on the way to the Rift Valley site, they had already encountered many adventurers riding their mounts and heading all the way to the next site.

"Your sister, let's find Jimo quickly."

Chen Fang slapped his head, summoned Sanbangzi, and drove Wenren and Jimo towards the site.

Dear readers, I am very sorry. I sent the fifty-eight chapters by mistake, and it has been corrected now. I have caused you trouble.

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