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Chapter 244: Car God Lao Lu: My Waist Is Lifeless!

This mountain road in Niuding Mountain is extremely spacious after being renovated. It was built purely for the purpose of 'safe racing'... Therefore, even if it is a large tractor, as long as you are careful and don't try to die in the middle, racing on this mountain road will Nothing will happen for a while.

Now, I just hope that Uncle Lu will not seek death while driving! Song Shuhang thought to himself.

He was very worried because Uncle Lu drank a lot.

It’s scary to think about a drunk person driving a tractor for 150 yards.

On the mountain road of Niuding Mountain, the tractor was still far ahead of the three sports cars behind it at a coquettish speed.

At this time, Old Lu Manliang's voice came from the front of the tractor: "Old Song, did we overtake three sports cars in a row just now?"

His voice was filled with disbelief.

"Ah, ah." Father Song replied stiffly. His mind was now filled with one question - where did Song Shuhang get this tractor? A tractor of over a hundred yards, are you kidding me? This is a tractor, not a sports car, okay?

"Overtaking three sports cars in a row, the speed is still more than 100 yards. Hahahaha." Old Lu laughed nervously.

When he heard this laughter, Lu Tianyou, who was behind the truck, suddenly felt an uneasy feeling - his father had often laughed so nervously in the past, and there were usually two situations.

: Being ****ed by Uncle Song hurts his heart. After Uncle Song leaves, his father will laugh like this nervously for a long time. This kind of laughter is caused by anger.

: His father was anti-**** and poked Uncle Song in his sore feet. After I succeed, I will still laugh like this nervously for a long time when I go home. This kind of thing is so happy that I laugh out loud.

But no matter what the reason was, when his father made such a weird laugh, his mind would not be clear.

Sure enough, after laughing, Lao Lu sighed deeply: "It turns out I'm already drunk!"

Under what circumstances can a tractor travel a hundred yards?

Under what circumstances can a tractor overtake three sports cars in a row?

It only happens in dreams!

Or maybe I drank too much,

When you are drunk and have delusions!

At this time, Lao Lu was wondering whether he had become confused after drinking?

Hearing his father's words, Lu Tianyou suddenly became nervous: "Dad, wake up! Drive steadily, Uncle Song and I are still behind you."

"Don't worry, even if your father is drunk, he is still good at driving a tractor!" Old Lu laughed strangely, and his whole body began to sway back and forth with the vibration of the tractor: "Old Song, let's get excited!"

Then, Lao Lu began to sing loudly: "The river... flows eastward! The stars in the sky... mix with the Beidou! Old Song, sing next! Get up!"

"Hey sister!" Father Song roared: "Drive your car honestly, look ahead, and don't rush in!"

"Old Song, you just don't know how to cooperate. We are brothers at this time, so we should sing next, one sentence for you and one sentence for me, how interesting it is!" Lao Lu shook his head...

Shaking, he felt like he was really drunk. Although his thinking was clear, his hands were not as flexible as before, and his movements seemed to be a beat slower than his brain's thinking.

However, Lao Lu shook his head vigorously and said with force: "Old Song, you are a spoiler, if you don't want to sing, I will sing it myself - if you say let's go, let's go. You have what I have and I have everything! Let me know when there is injustice on the road. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

It's not that Lao Lu has been singing on cassette... He has been singing this song for half his life. He is so familiar with it that he can continue singing without using his brain.

The problem is that there is a big sharp curve in front, the shape of a font, the curvature is very big!

As a result, Lao Lu's song turned into a scream in the middle of the song.

Father Song also saw this sharp turn: "Steady, Lao Lu, hold on tight, slow down the tractor! Hurry up!"

"We were braking a long time ago, but the speed didn't drop so quickly. Our speed just now was too fast!" Lao Lu roared. He desperately operated the front of the tractor, turned right, and tried to make the front of the tractor make a straight turn.

Because of the nervousness, his waist instinctively tilted and twisted in the direction of the right turn.

As you watch the front of the car enter the curve a little bit, if you continue to hold on, you will be able to enter the curve smoothly.

Father Song in the back finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But at this moment, suddenly, Lao Lu screamed, with a look of pain on his face: "Oh my god, my old waist is here!"

Although Lao Lu is still as strong as a bear now, his resilience is not as strong as when he was young. When turning, because he was too excited, his waist instinctively twisted to the right. As a result, the arc was too large and he flashed up to his waist!

The severe pain in his waist almost made Lao Lu unable to hold the front of the tractor.

Suddenly, the turning arc of the front of the car changed slightly... It was just a small change, but the tractor they were sitting on now was running at a speed of yards!

Under the influence of that huge speed, even a slight inclination will make a difference of a thousand miles!

Behind the truck, Song's father shouted loudly: "Be careful, hold on tight, we're about to hit the guardrail!"

"Damn it, if I hadn't slipped into my waist, I could have easily passed through such a curve!" Lao Lu roared. The next moment, he endured the severe pain in his waist and stepped on the brakes to regain control. The front of the car!

As expected of a twenty-year veteran driver!

The tractor head was soaring, but the weakest thing was that it was forced into the lane!

When the front of the car was stuffed in, the two wheels of the rear body almost rose into the air, and through the strong inertia, were 'thrown' into the tunnel!

If Venerable White had not affixed a 'reinforced body' on the tractor, this powerful tail flick would have been enough to twist off the rear body of the tractor and throw it away!

But now, under the influence of the strengthened body and formation, the rear body of the tractor only made a harsh creaking sound, but was unscathed. In fact, the huge meteorite, small box, Song's father and Lu Tianyou on the car only shook violently under the protection of the formation ability, but still remained basically stable.

Passed the first type passage smoothly!

Everyone on the tractor couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

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In the back, three racing girls were hanging far behind the tractor.

All three of them saw clearly the tractor's wonderful 'flip' action as it entered the curve.

How can I put it this way - so handsome? This is such a dazzling performance!

"Yaya, what you said about Uncle Lu's driving skills is beyond words! When he was driving around the curve just now, although he slowed down a little, his speed was still at least 120 yards, right? This time he entered the curve. The action is cool! You are undoubtedly the best car driver!" Wheat Sui shouted to Zhao Yaya through the headset.

"The tractor swerved. I just saw that the rear body almost jumped into the air and was really 'slung' into the curve. Is your driving recorder turned on? Can you capture that wonderful scene just now? Do you want to flick your tail?" Fashion girl Arthur asked equally excitedly.

"Mine is on, but the distance is a bit far. I don't know if the picture is clear or not." Zhao Yaya clicked her tongue.

——The masters are among the people?

Uncle Lu drove a modified tractor of over 150 yards and could do such a beautiful flick. He was a real master. Should I think about it later and ask Uncle Lu for some driving skills?

Because she remembered that Uncle Lu used to be a driving school instructor.

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But at this time, Lao Lu, the 'car god' in the eyes of the three girls, had a pale face and his waist was so painful that it hurt like it was split.

Seeing Lao Lu's pale face, Song's father hurriedly said: "Lao Lu, stop holding on, stop the car quickly and let someone else drive!".

Lu Tianyou beside him smiled bitterly and said, "Uncle Song, I don't know how to drive a tractor!" - He thought Uncle Song was asking him to drive a tractor.

"It's okay, I can drive. Lao Lu, stop the car quickly!" Song's father shouted.

Despite Father Song's frail appearance, he had endured all kinds of hardships back then, and his tractor skills were no worse than Lao Lu's!

"I have been braking, but the speed was too fast before, and now the speed has dropped too slowly. Hiss, it hurts me. When I slowly stop the gear... I'm fucked!" When Lao Lu was halfway through speaking, he suddenly shouted again!

I saw another large curve suddenly appearing in front of me.

And it’s steeper and more curved than before!

Moreover, this type of curve has a hard rock mountain on one side and a small steep slope more than five meters deep on the other side.

There is not just one small steep slope, but in the shape of terraces, one layer after another, each layer is more than four to five meters deep, all the way to the foot of the mountain.

There are dangerous areas on both sides. Whether it hits a rock or rolls over, someone may die.

At this moment, the speed of the car cannot be reduced! Lao Lu's liver was trembling slightly.

At this time, Song's father calmly said: "Lao Lu, hold back, go through this corner first, and then stop the car and change!"

"It hurts, it hurts. If you try hard, it's just a curve. If I can pass one, I can pass the second! Look at how good I am!" Lao Lu roared.

He once again endured the heartache and began to control the front of the tractor to turn crazily, trying hard to get into this large curve!

Just go through this corner and you'll be safe! Hold on, he can hold on even with just one turn!

Alas, time is like a knife, and the knife makes people grow old. It’s no longer enough to refuse to accept it, the old man is protesting.

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At this time...the three racing girls behind were still trying their best to keep up with the tractor.

"Oh, this is a series of sharp turns ahead. Both turns are very large arcs! Follow quickly and see how the car god turns the corner. I really want to see his continuous flicks!" Wheatley! Sui looked at the navigation system in her car and shouted excitedly.

"Wheatear, don't rush too fast. You're not a car god. Slow down and we'll make the corner steadily!" the fashionable girl Arthur said hurriedly.

"Don't worry, I won't be careless." Wheat Sui chuckled.

As for the curve, it is a super difficult curve connected by two large curves.

I wonder if Lao Lu’s waist can hold it?

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