Chapter 271: The Enlightenment of the Savages

This forged 'Wuji Kill Order' was just a bait used by Gongzi Hai to attract the 'masked man' to attack Song Shuhang...

"Really, don't you use your brain to think about it? Will the Wuji Fatal Order be printed on ordinary white paper? Haha. ◎ Summit novel, x." Gongzihai controlled the fat middle-aged man, Tear up this so-called 'Infinite Fatal Order'.

Then, he reached out and grabbed the little golden hairpin behind his head, and pulled it gently.

With the golden hairpin pulled down, the connection between him and the middle-aged man was severed.

The middle-aged man held the gold hairpin, fell to the ground softly, and passed out. When he woke up, he thought he was drunk at most, so he ran to the rooftop and slept all night. Maybe you will also feel happy to have a little golden hairpin in your hand?

And in Song Shuhang's room.

Venerable Bai pursed his lips slightly and showed a pleasant smile: "It turns out he is a member of the Wuji Demon Sect. I have always wanted to find where the headquarters of the Wuji Demon Sect is hidden... This time, I may be able to find clues."

How can Venerable White's mental shock be so simple?

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Early next morning.

Song Shuhang slept until eight o'clock before waking up.

The torment in the middle of the night last night made him a little tired, so he slept a little longer without realizing it.

"Are you awake?" Senior Bai turned his head and smiled.

At this time, Senior Bai was turning on the computer and watching a movie while in the water group.

The movie is—fuck, it’s the Fast and Furious series! Song Shuhang really wanted to pounce on him and change the movie to 'Video on Safe Driving and Traffic Laws' for Senior Bai.

Then in the group, there are several seniors who are bubbling up.

When Senior Bai turned sideways, Song Shuhang happened to see the Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace on the screen asking everyone for help: "Fellow Taoists in the group. Can someone send me a Chinese teacher? I'm so melancholy!"

"Porphyrin..." Song Shuhang burst out as soon as he saw this.

What does it mean to send a Chinese teacher there?

senior. Chinese teachers are human beings. It's not an item,

It cannot be sent by express delivery...

Wait, Yu Rouzi and Su Clan's Sixteen sent him here by express. Is it possible that in the understanding of the seniors in the group, express delivery can be sent to people?

Dharma King Creation: "What happened to Taoist fellow Seven Lives? Why do you want to send a Chinese teacher?"

Sure enough, what the seniors in the group were curious about was ‘Why should I send a Chinese teacher?’ rather than ‘Can I send a Chinese teacher?’ There is indeed a problem with the seniors’ understanding of ‘express delivery’!

This problem is so serious that it may cause death.

At this time. The Loose Cultivator of Beihe spoke up: "In the memory that I haven't forgotten, I vaguely remember that you, fellow Taoist Seven Lives, were on a small island in the world, teaching the local savages how to read? Is there something wrong with the literacy process?"

"Oh, forget it. These savages are like stupid dogs! I finally taught them to memorize the Three Character Classic, but as soon as I turned around, they forgot it again.

No matter whether I slapped their palms hard or hung them up and beat them, it was of no use.

To this day, the pronunciation of these savages is still completely non-standard, and they often recite the words in the wrong order. It’s been almost two months, that’s the opening sentence of the Three Character Classic. They also often memorize the saying: In the beginning of man, grind tofu! I've never taught them this, okay? "The master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace collapsed.

As soon as he finished speaking, an ID appeared in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group.

The ID name is 'I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha' and said: "Wow, Qisheng, I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you just said. What do you mean by being stupid like a stupid dog? I will bite you!" Woof woof!”

Palace Master of the Seven Lives Talisman: "..."

I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "Woof, wow, apologize, quickly apologize to Doudou, me and all the demon dogs around the world, or I will bite you to death!"

Master of the Palace of the Seven Lives Talisman: "x-on:True Lord Huangshan, your Doudou has come out."

True Lord Huangshan appeared quickly, but it was also a series of speechless colons: "..."

Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace: "Look at your Doudou's name."

True Lord Huangshan: "..."

Beihe Sanren laughed: "x-on:Shushan is under great pressure. Is Doudou by your side?"

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "Doudou's ID, hahahaha, it makes me laugh. When did Doudou become the master of Huangshan Dasha?"

Beihe Sanren: "..., fellow Taoist Sanlang. [Goodbye waving emoticon]"

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "?"

Crazy Blade Three Waves: "Oh no, I copied the Doudou ID directly to send the message, something went wrong."

System prompt: [Three Waves of Crazy Blade withdrew a message]

Sanlang quickly withdrew the first message.

Kuangdao Sanlang quickly said: "Senior Huangshan, you have also seen that I was unintentional. For the sake of my unintentional mistake, I withdrew so quickly, please spare me this time?" with a cute expression.

"Haha." True Lord Huangshan said, "It's too late."

[System message prompt: (＊＊＊＊＊＊) Three Waves of Crazy Knife has been banned for 1 hour by the group leader Huangshan Zhenjun. ]

It was said to be late, but it was only banned for an hour.

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Venerable White turned his head and looked at the chat records in the group, nodded with satisfaction and said: "The fellow Taoists in the group are still very happy, which is great."

"Are you happy?" Song Shuhang smiled dryly. He felt that this was Senior Sanlang's daily routine of constantly seeking death: "Wait a minute, Senior, please lend me your computer."

"Okay." Senior Bai stood up from the chair.

Song Shuhang quickly used Senior Bai's chat account to type: "Doudou, where are you now! Come back with the little monk right away!!"

I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "It scares me. I thought Senior Bai was mad. It turns out it's Shuhang and you are using Senior Bai's account? Tsk, Shuhang, you are so young and naive. ——You come and arrest me, Ben!"

Then, Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha, said again: "Senior Brother Song, I am Guoguo. If you don't beat the shit out of me, I can consider going back early! But you have to tell everyone in the group Promise."

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "Hehehe, you two are really good!"

I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "Catch me, catch me, just like Huangshan Dasha, you have the means to take me back!"

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "..."

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "[wiping sweat expression] [chopper expression]"

The wandering monk Tongxuan silently went offline.

When the little monk Guoguo who was far away saw the expressions of Master Tongxuan, his face turned pale with fright - he forgot that Master Tongxuan was also in the group, what should I do? When the time comes, let alone Senior Brother Shuhang, Master Tongxuan will definitely beat the shit out of him!

True Lord Huangshan: "Little friend Shuhang, Doudou and little monk Guoguo, I will have people bring them back. So, that's it for now."

Then, True Lord Huangshan used the authority of the group leader to change Doudou's name first.

Then, Zhenjun's Great Speech Spell was cast.

[System message prompt: (＊＊＊＊＊＊＊) I am Master Huangshan’s loyal dog Xiao Doudou and I have been banned for 1 day by the group leader, True Lord Huangshan. ]

Song Shuhang: "..."

The reason why Doudou became a teaser must be attributed to True Lord Huangshan, right?

The farce caused by Doudou finally ended with Doudou and Kuangdao Sanlang being banned. At the same time, the young monk received a "white face" package sent by Master Tongxuan.

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Master of the Palace of the Seven Lives Talisman: "Don't go too far. Doudou has already diverted the topic. By the way, who can send me a Chinese teacher? I need it urgently! I have completely lost my ability to deal with these savages." If this continues, I feel like I will commit murder! The sword in my hand is trembling now, and I have almost reached the limit of my endurance."

Song Shuhang hurriedly used Venerable White's account to reply: "Senior, I would like to remind you that express delivery cannot be used to send people. Chinese teachers are not goods and cannot be sent by express delivery...it will kill people!"

"Don't worry about these details. If you really can't, it's better to fly a Chinese teacher over! In short, help me solve this problem." The Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace has obviously been driven to collapse by the group of savages. .

Dharma King Creation said: "Who has invested in the school industry? You can send a teacher there. I remember there was a Taoist friend in the group... who seemed to be called Zui Ri? The exercises practiced by this Taoist friend were so weird that I always I can’t remember his full name. Anyway, that’s the one. Doesn’t he have several school properties under his control? There are elementary schools, junior high schools and universities!”

The named layman Zuiyue stood up silently: "..."

Zuiyue layman was so melancholy. His technique was so special that he could not show his sage in front of others until he reached the eighth level of Xuansheng. Then, they are often inexplicably ignored by fellow Taoists in the group.

Unknowingly, he became the number one transparent person in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group".

No matter how he shows his presence, no matter how many comments he posts in the group space, and no matter how crazy he is in the group space, fellow Taoists often cannot remember him inexplicably.

Although I know it's due to my own skills, I feel a little melancholy...

Zuiyue Jushi: "I'm really sorry that I can't let all Taoist friends remember my Taoist name. Sigh. I have several schools in my hands, but it's summer vacation and the teachers have already been on vacation. I'll help Taoist friends Qisheng contact them. Let's see, maybe if the remuneration is good, there will be Chinese teachers who are willing to go abroad to teach savages on the island to learn Chinese... But, I can't guarantee success!"

"I can't thank you enough, fellow Taoist Zuiri!" Palace Master Qishengfu burst into tears: "This is a great kindness and virtue that I will never forget."

Zuiyue layman: "Fellow Taoist Seven Lives, I am Zuiyue, Zuiyue! Alas... I don't ask for eternity or retribution, I just want to remember my Taoist name!"

Palace Master of the Seven Lives Talisman: "[Shy expression]"

At this time, Song Shuhang thought for a while and used Senior Bai's account to say: "Senior Qisheng, I would like to ask, have you taught the savages to use Pinyin? If you use Pinyin, maybe it will be easier to remember the words?"

"Pinyin... I actually forgot about this." The head of the Seven Lives Talisman Mansion laughed twice - no way, when he was learning Chinese characters, he was only enlightened by the Three Character Classic.

Song Shuhang silently mourned for the group of savages who were slapped and beaten... (To be continued.)