Chapter 274: This Is Shitting on the Back!

The little sheep battery car carried Venerable White and Song Shuhang home...

On the way home, Venerable White still did not use the acceleration formation.

First of all, Venerable White's riding of the electric bicycle was just a whim, and he just wanted to experience it.

Secondly, the distance is short, only six stops in total, so there is no need to engage in drag racing.

When I got home, Song's mother seemed to have something to do and was not at home.

Venerable White and Song Shuhang returned to the room.

"I'm going to find Doudou and the little monk, and try to get them back before tomorrow." Venerable White began to pack up his cell phone and took out the Meteor Sword.

Then, he said to Song Shuhang: "Shuhang, please extend your hand."

Song Shuhang stretched out his hand in confusion.

Venerable White stretched out his fingers and used spiritual power to carve it on his wrist - not long after, a beautiful three-dimensional gourd doll pattern appeared on Song Shuhang's wrist.

The pattern looks familiar.

"Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"No, this is a positioning coordinate. With this coordinate, no matter where you are in the world, as long as it is not blocked by anyone using special methods, I can lock your position. After I find Doudou and the little monk Doudou , I will call you to inform you. Then, I will send them back with a disposable flying sword." Venerable White explained.

One-time flying sword, send it back? good idea!

"Thank you!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: "In addition, Senior Bai, I strongly suggest that the speed of the flying sword sent back to the young monk be set to four times the normal speed. Send Doudou's flying sword at fifty times the speed. It’s too much! Let them experience the thrill firsthand!”

"No problem." Venerable White nodded.

"By the way, senior, I still have something to ask you for help with." Song Shuhang suddenly thought of something.

Then, he took back the 'Ba Shattered Sword' and handed it to Venerable Bai: "Senior, can you carve a formation on this Ba Shattered Sword to make the Ba Shattered Sword invisible and prevent ordinary people from seeing it?" See?"

If you are going to visit a resort island in the East China Sea next, make the Ba Shatter invisible so that you can take it out.

"This is simple.

"Venerable Bai said.

He stretched out his fingers again and carved some marks on the broken knife. The formation formation, spirit gathering formation, and anti-reconnaissance formation were engraved on it.

In this way, except for Venerable Bai and Song Shuhang, ordinary people would not be able to see this 'Ba Shachi' sword. certainly. This formation was just casually drawn by Venerable Bai. As long as you are a monk, you can still see this domineering broken knife.

"Then, I will set off to find Doudou first. Wait for me to contact you." Venerable White said.

It would be best if we could find Doudou before tomorrow... It wouldn't matter if it was already late when we found Doudou. Anyway, Senior Bai had set the coordinates on Song Shuhang.

By the time. After Song Shuhang arrives at his destination, he can rush to Song Shuhang by firing his flying sword according to the coordinates.

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Venerable White stepped on the Meteor Sword and flew away with the sword in the air.

With Senior Bai looking for Doudou and the others, Song Shuhang felt much more at ease.

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At dinner time.

Song's mother asked Shuhang in confusion: "Hey, Shuhang, is your sweet-tongued friend gone too?"

"Ah, he is going to pick up a naughty kid from a friend's house. It may take a few days before he comes back." Song Shuhang replied.

"Oh, it was quite lively before, with so many guests coming. I didn't expect all of them to leave." Song's mother said regretfully. She is a person who prefers liveliness.

Speaking of which, if the two-child policy hadn't been introduced too late, she and Song's father would have wanted to have another child.

Therefore, in the past few years, Song's mother complained the most about the two-child policy. She wished that this policy could be opened ten years earlier. Maybe she could give Song Shuhang a lovely sister.

"Hehe, in a few days, when Song Bai brings his friend's children over, things will get lively." Song Shuhang drank the soup in the bowl. He smiled and said: "By the way, mom, a friend of my dorm roommate Gao Moumou wants to invite us to a resort island in the East China Sea. I will be leaving in two days. The round trip will take about ten days. "

Song's mother's eyes lit up: "Are you with that girl named Yu Rouzi?"

"Hahaha. Yurouzi has other things to do. But she said that if there is enough time, she will follow."

Father Song swallowed his rice slowly and asked aloud: "Do you still have enough money?"

"That's enough. When I was in school, I helped my seniors work and got some rewards." Song Shuhang said with a smile. Although the way the reward is obtained is somewhat violent.

Father Song nodded silently.

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In China, in the sky, a huge Jingba... lies on a civil aircraft heading for the capital.

There is also a little monk huddled up in the hair of the huge Pekingese dog.

It's Doudou and the little monk Guoguo, the two guys are taking the plane - why are they taking the plane? Because they have no money. The last bit of money the young monk earned from selling himself was exchanged for a domestic large-screen mobile phone...

"Senior Doudou, is it really okay for us to flee to the capital?" Little monk Guoguo asked worriedly.

Whenever he recalled the [sweat-wiping emoji] and [chopper emoji] sent by Abbot Tongxuan in Jiuzhou Group No. 1, he felt extremely panicked.

The abbot was so angry that he handed out a kitchen knife! Does this mean that Abbot Tongxuan wants to chop him with a kitchen knife? Even if he didn't have to chop him with a kitchen knife, he probably wouldn't be able to escape a beating.

Doudou said proudly: "Don't worry, don't panic. Based on my many years of experience in running away from home, when you first ran away from home, your family was very angry. Just like Shuhang now, he will yell to take you away." It’s like your shit will be beaten out! But, there is a saying that human nature is cheap!”

It began to teach its "Heart Sutra of Running away from Home" to the little monk Guoguo: "When you run away from home for a long time and don't go back, and they still can't find you, they will start to panic! At that time, in their hearts All the anger will be filled with 'worry'. Then after finally getting you back, I will pamper and support you like a treasure."

"Is this really the case?" Little Monk Guoguo asked with a serious face, but also looking forward to it.

"Don't worry, I can promise you. Huangshan Dasha is like this. Every time I run away from home, he looks very angry. But in the end, he couldn't find me after ten and a half months, so he I'm not angry at all anymore, I'm just worried about why I haven't come home yet. After finally finding me, I will be the eldest son of the family, and everything good to eat and drink will be provided to me!" Doudou was proud. arrogantly.

——The only trouble with this trick is that it cannot be used more than once. After using it too much, Tema’s Huangshan Dasha now looks down upon it and doesn’t worry about it at all. Damn it, I really want to bite him!

After the little monk Guoguo was brainwashed by Doudou, he felt much more at ease.

"Then will Senior Brother Shuhang come to find us?" the young monk asked.

"Definitely. With his good-natured character, people all over the world must be looking for us now." Doudou affirmed.

The little monk nodded secretly - his heart warmed, and he seemed to understand why Senior Doudou liked to 'run away from home'.

"Sneeze, sneeze! Huh? It's weird, I suddenly have a bad feeling?" Doudou sneezed several times while lying on the roof of the plane, and rubbed his nose with his paws—— Just now, when he mentioned the words "Song Shuhang is probably looking for us all over the world," a sense of vigilance inexplicably appeared in his heart. This is the super-sharp animal intuition of dogs!

Could it be that Shuhang, a good old man, was really angry? They say a good old man is really scary when he is angry.

Just as Doudou was thinking, suddenly, the plane beneath him shook violently up and down.

Passengers screamed and the scene was in chaos.

This is when the plane suddenly encountered strong airflow during the flight...

"Sudden strong airflow? Woof~ there won't be a plane crash, right?" Doudou said depressedly - I just took a downwind flight.

That's all... If there is an accident, I'll try my best to save some passengers. With Doudou's strength, he still couldn't solve the strong airflow affecting the plane. He could only save a few people.

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Fortunately, this strong airflow only lasted a short time.

After regaining calm, the flight attendant began to comfort the frightened passengers.

The passengers also looked like they had narrowly escaped death, and some even cried happily.

"It's safe and sound, so I don't need to take action." Doudou stuck out his tongue and lay down again.

At this moment, the little monk on top of it had a serious face, looking sad.

"Guoguo?" Doudou asked in confusion.

At the same time, Doudou's keen sense of smell smelled a bad smell...

"Senior Doudou... I pooped my crotch!" the young monk said weakly.

——Perhaps it’s because I have been treating hemorrhoids for three days in a row these days, and every time I have to insert a treatment device into my butt? Or maybe the hemorrhoids have just been cured and he is a little uncomfortable? In short, he felt that his anus had been a little tight these past two days.

This morning he was in a hurry when escaping. He didn't even have time to get into the tub, so he felt a little uncomfortable along the way. Coupled with the vibration of the plane just now, he accidentally pulled his crotch.

Doudou: "..."

If you want to pull down your crotch, just pull down your crotch. The little monk is only six years old anyway, so it is understandable that he occasionally pulls down his crotch. After all, his age is there.

But the problem is - the little monk is lying on it now, and it is still wrapped in its hair to keep warm.

This is shitting on its back!

"Senior Doudou... I didn't mean it." The little monk's serious face was twisted into a twist.

"Don't say anything." Doudou sighed deeply: "Let's find a place to deal with your crotch first."

What else could it do? The little monk is still young, does he want to reprimand the other party severely?

What if after being scolded, the young monk would burst into tears in grievance? Then don’t you have to deal with the shit in your crotch?

After sighing deeply again, Doudou grabbed the little monk with his paws and jumped off the plane.

By the way...why does this majestic evil dog have to be reduced to changing the crotch of a naughty child?

Doudou suddenly began to doubt whether it was a mistake for her to listen to the young monk's request and take him to play the game of 'running away from home'? (To be continued.)