Chapter 241 Dad Song: My Liver Needs...

After Song Shuhang returns home, he will face Lao Lu directly. After drinking, Lao Lu's combat effectiveness was definitely more than three times that of usual. Father Song rubbed his liver.

Shuhang, this guy is serious. If he wants to go home, call him early so that he can be mentally prepared. Now, I only called him after being away from home for more than ten minutes. Father Song was really unprepared!

"Then be careful on the road. When you get home, I'll come up and say hello to Uncle Lu... By the way, why is it so noisy over there?" Song's father held the cell phone between his head and said loudly - he pointed out specifically. The words "Uncle Lu" told Song Shuhang to be mentally prepared when he came back.

"Haha, it's okay. It's just that the transportation I took back this time is a bit special." Song Shuhang said haha: "Then I'll hang up now. I'll be home soon."

After saying that, Song Shuhang hung up the phone.

Song's father put away his mobile phone in confusion - is there something special about the means of transportation? What kind of vehicle makes such a loud motor sound?

Sports car? No, that's not how it sounds. This sound sounds a bit like the engine sound of the transport ship that used to drive in the river, or the sound of a tractor that is rarely seen in the village now?

tractor? I'll wipe it, right? Father Song felt a chill in his heart, which made him shiver.

No, probably not. I didn't deduct Song Shuhang's living expenses in normal times. Song Shuhang would definitely not be so embarrassed that he would take a tractor home.

I must have heard it wrong - maybe it was a car that sounded like a tractor?

While thinking about it, Song's father secretly looked at the BMW 7 Series parked in front of his house.

Son, please don't come back on the tractor - otherwise Dad will be really embarrassed.

…

…

"Old Song, is this the call from Shuhang?" At this time, Old Lu stood next to him and asked with a loud smile: "Is he going home?"

"Ah, that's right. This guy Shuhang actually made a surprise attack and said he would be home soon. Damn it, Shuhang said he would be there in ten minutes. Please prepare some more food!" Father Song shouted to Mother Song. road.

"Hey, you're coming back? This kid, really, didn't tell me in advance." Song's mother smiled. Fortunately, she had prepared a lot of ingredients to welcome Lao Lu today.

"Old Song, where is your Shuhang now? Do you want me to ask Tianyou to drive to pick him up? Haha!" Old Lu laughed and said, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Shuhang for more than a year, and I don't know what he looks like now. Are you ready?"

"Ha, don't bother Tianyou. The kid said he would come by car and would be home soon." Song's father laughed dryly.

Then, Father Song began to fight with Lao Lu over the wine.

Ten minutes... If possible, Father Song really wanted to get Lao Lu drunk, so that no matter what car Shuhang came by, it wouldn't matter.

Because after thinking about it over and over again, he always felt that the sound of "boom, boom, boom" sounded like a tractor, and he felt very panicked!

Unfortunately, Lao Lu is not someone who gets drunk so easily.

Ten minutes passed quickly...

Downstairs, there was a weird engine sound of "chugging, booming, booming".

Song Shuhang is home!

…

…

When Song Shuhang was approaching home, he found an uninhabited corner and tore off the 'invisible' rune among the formation runes posted by Senior Bai on the tractor, and the tractor retreated from its invisibility.

Song Shuhang did not tear off the other runes, otherwise the tractor would be too fast for twenty or thirty yards. Anyway, as long as the tractor shows up and doesn't scare people, it's fine. As for speed, just slow down slowly when you get home soon and that’ll be fine!

In fact, at first, Song Shuhang wanted to park the tractor quietly in an open space near his home without driving it home - because he was a little shy about driving this thing home. What's more important is that Uncle Lu is at home. Song Shuhang knew that Uncle Lu and his father had lost their friendship. The two of them wanted to compete with each other and lose everything. If I drive the tractor back by myself... I can't even imagine the scene.

However, the meteorite and Taoist Yunwu he picked up on the way made Song Shuhang reluctantly cancel the plan. There's no way he can carry Senior Bai and Taoist Yunwu and drag a big meteorite home, right?

So in the end, Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, threw away his shame and moral integrity, and drove the tractor home with a rumble.

Actually, if you think about it carefully, the walking tractor is quite handsome.

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

"Is Shuhang back?" After hearing the roar, Lao Lu stood up from his chair, laughed and walked towards the window. He wanted to see what Lao Song's son had become like after not seeing him for a year.

When Song's father listened to the strange "boom, thud, thud" noise downstairs, his bad premonition became more and more obvious. He stiffened his face, and then followed Lao Lu to the window.

The two of them looked downstairs at the same time.

At this glance, Lao Lu and Song's father changed their expressions at the same time.

Downstairs, I saw Song Shuhang holding the handrail of the hand-held tractor with both hands. His whole body was shaking as the tractor moved, and he looked very happy.

There is a big rock on the back of the tractor...

It’s actually a tractor, and a walk-behind one!

What kind of play is this?

A moment later...Song Shuhang parked the tractor gracefully!

"Hahahaha, Lao Song, this walking tractor your son drives is awesome, so cool. I remember that I drove this thing twenty years ago, a walking tractor, tsk tsk! This kind of antique thing Where did you find it? You can't see this thing on the road now, right?" Lao Lu pointed downstairs and laughed.

As soon as he thought of his son's BMW 7 Series, and the walking tractor driven by the son of the Song family next to him - Lao Lu felt secretly happy. With this meme, he can be happy for a whole year!

Beside him, Father Song's face turned green with anger, and he gritted his teeth. He wished he could run down now, push Song Shuhang to the ground and beat him violently.

The vehicle this bastard came back with was actually a tractor, and he didn't come back on a tractor. Song Shuhang drove the tractor home himself!

What’s more, it’s a hand-held type!

It didn't work anymore. Father Song felt like his liver was so painful that it was about to break!

…

…

Downstairs, after Song Shuhang parked the tractor, he picked up a figure from the side of the driver's seat.

"Are there guests?" Song's father's expression softened a little.

However, why is this guy Shuhang carrying a guest?

While he was thinking about it, Song Shuhang rummaged around behind the tractor again, and found another person on the edge of the big rock - this figure was of a bad nature!

Song's father could see that the person found at the back didn't have much clothing on him. In broad daylight, he was covered in red fruits. What kind of appearance did he look like?

I saw Song Shuhang casually grabbing the man behind the tractor and carrying him onto the other shoulder.

Then, he carried one on his left shoulder and one on his right, and staggered upstairs to his house.

"What kind of show is this?" Lao Lu asked with a puzzled look on his face.

Father Song shook his head. How could he know what was going on?

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

Soon, Song Shuhang had gone upstairs and knocked on the door.

Mother Song ran over and opened the door.

As soon as they met, Song's mother asked worriedly: "Shuhang, what's going on with the two people on your shoulders?"

"Hahaha, don't worry about it." Song Shuhang raised his left shoulder, where was Venerable White who was continuing to retreat: "The one on the left is my good friend. I invited him to our home. But he fell asleep on the way. He fell asleep, he fell into a deep sleep as soon as he fell asleep, and he couldn't wake up no matter how hard he screamed."

"..." Mother Song looked at Venerable Bai, why couldn't she wake up? She was sleeping too deeply, right?

Venerable White was hanging entirely on Song Shuhang's shoulders, with his long hair hanging upside down and flowing down... His hands were hanging weakly, and his legs hanging on Song Shuhang's back were still swaying as Shuhang walked.

I can still sleep soundly like this. This baby's sleep quality is really good.

Mother Song sighed and said, "Hey, please leave this girl to me. Really, this little girl, you have the nerve to carry her up like this?"

Looking at Venerable Bai's long black hair and his slender figure, Mother Song mistook Venerable Bai at first sight.

"What girl? Ahem, mom, Bai...Song Bai is a boy. He just has long hair. He studies art, and long hair is very common." Song Shuhang started to make up.

Fortunately, Zhao Yaya was not a guest at his home at this time, otherwise she would have been able to tell at a glance that Song Shuhang was lying.

"What, it's a boy." Song's mother suddenly looked disappointed.

She thought Song Shuhang finally enlightened and knew how to take girls home! Unexpectedly, one year of college has passed, and this wood actually brought a boy home as a guest, blind!

"Where's the one on your right?" Mother Song looked at Taoist Yunwu on the right, and she was shocked - this guy looked a little miserable, with his face covered in blood? His body seemed to have been burned by fire, there was a burnt smell, and his clothes were burned and in tatters. However, the exposed skin was intact and showed no signs of burns.

"This is an injury number I picked up on the roadside. I took a look and found that he only suffered some flesh wounds, but he fainted. I saw that he was not doing well lying outside the effect, so I brought him back. ." Song Shuhang showed a kind smile.

"You..." Song's mother pressed her forehead helplessly, feeling helpless about her son's 'good guy' attribute: "Shouldn't you call the hospital first at this time? What if you mess with the injury number and worsen the condition? what to do?"

There is another point that Mother Song did not say - what if you encounter an injured number and want to blackmail you? When the time comes, you will be able to argue.

"Don't worry, it'll be fine." Song Shuhang smiled and said, "I know this guy too. I'll just call his relatives to pick him up later. He won't cause any trouble!"

"We know each other? That's not bad." Song's mother sighed: "Okay, stop dawdling at the door and move them in quickly. The injured number will be placed in the guest room first, and your friend will be placed in your room first. Bar."

"Sure, no problem." Song Shuhang carried Venerable Bai and Taoist Yunwu on his shoulders, and said hello to Father Song and Uncle Lu who were still standing by the window as they passed through the hall.

Then, without blushing or breathing, he carried Venerable Bai and Taoist Yunwu into the bedroom.

…

…

"Your Shuhang is very strong, isn't he?" Lao Lu leaned against the window and said to Song's father with a glowing face.

He carried two people upstairs in one breath without losing his breath.

"This kid just has brute strength." Song's father said with a smile - By the way, has Song Shuhang grown taller recently? It's much higher than what I saw last time.

"Come on, come with me and try your son's tractor." Lao Lu was poking at the pain in Song's father's heart: "I haven't touched a hand-operated tractor in many years!"

Wanting to drive a walking tractor was an excuse. Lao Lu clearly wanted to stimulate Father Song.

"You old thing, stop making trouble. After drinking so much, you are not afraid of getting into a traffic accident." Song's father snorted coldly.

"I'm afraid of birds. More than 20 years ago, I drove Erguotou with my left hand and drove a walking tractor with my right hand. Haven't I ever had any accidents? I know my own drinking capacity. Moreover, I drove on the roadside of Beluga, What are you afraid of?" Lao Lu said proudly, and then waved to Lu Tianyou in the living room: "Tianyou, come here and crank the tractor for me, let's drive around!"

Rock the tractor? Lu Tianyou really wanted to cry at this time.

Father Song sighed, but he had no choice but to accompany Lao Lu down - he couldn't keep up. God knows what if Lao Lu went crazy and drove a tractor to a far away place and became drunk and crazy?

The three of them went downstairs, and Lao Lu climbed onto the driver's seat with excitement on his face, stroking the familiar yet unfamiliar tractor armrests with his hands.

Time is not forgiving, more than twenty years have passed in the blink of an eye, and my son has grown up.

He must try the walking tractor, even though he has the idea of ​​​​"pricking the sore spot in Song's father's heart." But actually I really want to miss the feeling of driving a walking tractor.

"God bless, don't be stunned, go ahead and crank up the tractor!" Lao Lu shouted to his son.

Lu Tianyou smiled bitterly, grabbed the handle of the tractor, straightened his buttocks, and started to shake it hard. When he was a child, he often saw Lao Lu shaking a tractor, so he was very familiar with it.

Boom boom boom... chu chu chu.

The walking tractor was started again.

"Get in the car, get in the car. You two go to the back and let me take you two for a ride!" Lao Lu shouted excitedly.

Father Song looked helpless and climbed behind the tractor.

Lu Tianyou's mouth twitched: "I don't have to go up, right?"

"Bah, if you don't go up, who will rock the tractor if it stalls halfway?" Lao Lu said angrily.

Lu Tianyou smiled bitterly and climbed to the side of Father Song.

"By the way, why did Shuhang bring back this huge stone?" Lu Tianyou asked, looking at the stone.

Father Song shook his head.

…

…

Upstairs, when Song Shuhang was putting Taoist Yunwu away and placing Venerable Bai on his bed, he suddenly heard the sound of a tractor starting downstairs.

Song Shuhang quickly ran to the window and looked down.

Then I saw Uncle Lu sitting on the driver's seat of the tractor with an excited look on his face. Dad Song and Lu Tianyou were sitting in the bed of the tractor. The tractor started to move slowly.

Good luck! Song Shuhang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

The rune formation that Venerable White affixed to the tractor, he only tore off the invisible formation. The formations for accelerating, reducing friction and resistance have not been removed. This tractor can travel a hundred miles!